Why Yes, Kendall Jenner Is Sexy in a Lacey Bra and Panties With a Baseball Bat

What Else Can Kendall Jenner Make Sexy?

There are a couple objects that simply aren't sexy: those wooden spools they wrap heavy wire around, a Tonsil Guillotine, and a wooden baseball bat. Nothing against any of those objects (except for the Tonsil Guillotine, that thing is scary), but there is something about their shape, design, or purpose in life that makes them not sexy, not matter how hard you try. Well, I guess that is until you put them next to Kendall Jenner in a see-through bra, and then that object becomes rather sexy.

While I'm not saying one you should get Kendall Jenner in a white bra and red panties on a top of a wooden spool - wait, no I think we should do that - we shouldn't have you holding a Tonsil Guillotine with her nipples beaming through - no, wait maybe we should try that. You know, maybe we should make a list of the objects in the world we find unsexy and see if Kendall Jenner in lingerie can make them sexy. Here are some ideas:

1. A rusted out 1979 Ford F150 on cinder blocks in front of an old mobile home.

2. The dumpsters behind a 7-11.

3. On a pile of smashed-up saltine crackers.

and finally,

4. The conveyor belt of a box factory.

So, if any of us know any famous photographers, we should go ahead and submit this list to them so they can get started on securing these locations. Also, we should totally keep thinking of objects that aren't sexy for Kendall Jenner and her awesome body to make sexy.

Photos via Love Magazine

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