Certain things are as inevitable in the porn industry as they are in the real world: death, taxes, breast implants, and the release of an elaborate multidisk hardcore blockbuster by Private every year or so. So what if their newest offering looks like a curious combination of equal parts "Dynasty" and "Sideways" with "the hardest sex scenes imaginable"? As long as we receive a few bottles of that Private Chateau Wine with our press kit, everything should go down pretty smoothly as far as we're concerned.
"Private Chateau" (Flash site @ private.com)
Previously: Private in Cannes, "Private Stars" Update, "Cleopatra 2: The Legend of Eros", "Private Gladiator" Trilogy