It shouldn't be surprising that there's a huge universe of "Star Wars" sex and slash fiction out there; we can't say reading about an Obi Wan/Amidala/Qui-Gon intergalactic love sandwich does anything particular for us, but the stories collected on these sites should give more hardcore fans plenty to think about while waiting in line this weekend.
Sith Chicks Fan Fiction Archive (starwarschicks.com)
The Obi-Wan Torture Oasis (tripod.com/~SlashGirls)
Star Wars Slash Fiction Page (squidge.org)
See also:
· "Star Wars" Slash (link directory @ dmoz.org)
· Leia's Metal Bikini (leiasmetalbikini.com)
· "Top 99 Actual 'Star Wars' Lines You Might Hear In A Porno" (keepersoflists.org)
· "Unintentionally sexual 'Star Wars' coloring book" (Boing Boing, 4/15)
· "Star Wars" Deleted Scene" (oldie but goodie @ limpfish.com)
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