Morning Wood

· Evolutionary science attempts to explain the female orgasm and the best it can come up with is that it's "fun"? We could've told you that. (NY Times)

· Actor Christopher Lee's "porn past" comes back to haunt him. And the rest of us, presumably. (contactmusic.com)

· ACLU sues DHHS for shoving abstinence programs down teens' throats. Uh, you know what we mean. (Washington Post - thanks Theresa)

· Maybe those de-pensioned stewardesses who stripped for a calendar should consider moonlighting on one of these? Everybody wins! (CNN + about.com; more "Stripping Stews" here)

· Sorry, geeks—we refuse to believe that "Star Wars" is more popular than porn on the internet. (Unless you factor in all that discussion about Bai Ling, in which case we suppose it sort of makes sense.) (Edmonton Sun)

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