Morning Wood

· Blast those lapsed Catholics and their upstanding morals—there go our hopes of seeing some hot XXX pope porn action at BenedictXVI.com! (CNN)

· We already knew plenty of reasons why Firefox is the best browser for porn, but we guess we can add this one to the list—even if all you'll get access to is a handful of thumbnails and a bunch of affiliate program links to random smut sites. But hey, it's a cute idea. (firefoxporn.com, via sexblo.gs)

· The Associate Press runs a story about veteran porn actor Don Hollywood's day job; gives online news outlets everywhere an excuse to run a porn-related story on a slow news day (including us). (Yahoo!/Google News)

· In other breaking news, Li'l Kim gets scarier looking, shows nip. (Told you it was a slow day.) (Pink Is The New Blog)