Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)? - Fleshbot Comments

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

copito1 — Mon, 26 May 2008 16:39:23 EDT

Does anybody know the answer already? Is the contest still running?

copito1

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

maky — Mon, 19 May 2008 11:23:00 EDT

1-sex
2-masturbation
3-sex
4-sex
5-sex
6-sex
7-sex
8-sex
9-masturbation
10-sex

maky

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

nismo64 — Sun, 18 May 2008 13:42:18 EDT

1.S
2.M
3.S
4.S
5.M
6.S
7.M
8.S
9.M
10.S

nismo64

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

rackel — Sat, 17 May 2008 15:11:31 EDT

1. sex
2. masturbation
3. masturbation
4. sex
5. sex
6. masturbation
7. sex
8. masturbation
9. masturbation
10. masturbation

rackel

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

rackel — Sat, 17 May 2008 15:08:38 EDT

1.sex
2. masturbation

rackel

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

thelushie — Sun, 11 May 2008 00:22:00 EDT

@CaptainCelery: You are thinking about this waaaaayyyy toooo hard! Don't make it more difficult than it is.

thelushie

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

Lux Nightmare — Fri, 09 May 2008 18:18:11 EDT

@CaptainCelery: For the purposes of this contest, sex = stimulation by another person, masturbation = self stimulation with no other person involved.

Lux Nightmare

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

Lux Nightmare — Fri, 09 May 2008 18:16:48 EDT

Sorry kids, the contest is closed! Please excuse us while we force our intern to tabulate your answers.

Lux Nightmare

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

CaptainCelery — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:58:30 EDT

I was trying to put together a rubric incorporating makeup, hair style, lighting and other factors, but I just read LAS's post and I realized I was out of my depth...

Is it masturbation if the woman is manipulating herself while having a penis inside of her? Does it matter whether it's anal or vaginal? When does an inserted artificial phallus stop being masturbation and start being partner sex? Is the gaze of the viewer incorporated? Vegetables? Fisting? Smurfs?

1.Solo Masturbation
2.Solo Masturbation
3. Group sex,
4. Masturbation during Partner sex
5.Partner sex
6. Partner sex
7. Solo Masturbation
8.Partner sex
9.Solo Masturbation
10. Masturbation during Partner sex

I would make this more specific but my head's about to explode...

CaptainCelery

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

rosconian — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:14:50 EDT

1. Sex
2. Masturbation
3. Masturbation
4. Sex
5. Sex
6. Masturbation
7. Sex
8. Sex
9. Masturbation
10. Masturbation

rosconian

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

LAS — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:59:29 EDT

Betty Dodson would say that masturbation is sex...for one. Therefore, they're all sex. That's my answer and I'm sticking to it.

(Reminds me of the person I ran into recently who asked about "sex after fisting," and I knew what she meant, but when did fisting become "not sex"? Anyway.)

LAS

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

superdude4agze — Fri, 09 May 2008 08:32:44 EDT

1. Masturbation
2. Sex
3. Sex
4. Sex
5. Sex
6. Sex
7. Sex
8. Sex
9. Masturbation
10. Masturbation

superdude4agze

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

bklmu — Fri, 09 May 2008 03:41:22 EDT

1.masturbation
2.masturbation
3.sex
4.sex
5.sex
6.sex
7.sex
8.sex
9. masturbation
10.masturbation

bklmu

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

Dieter — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:51:52 EDT

1. masturbation
2. masturbation
3. sex
4. sex
5. sex
6. masturbation
7. sex
8. sex
9. masturbation
10. masturbation

Dieter

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

highroller359 — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:06:47 EDT

1.masturbation
2.sex
3.masturbation
4.masturbation
5.masturbation
6.masturbation
7.masturbation
8.sex
9.masturbation
10.sex

highroller359

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

drelo — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:44:44 EDT

1. Sex
2. Masturbation
3. Masturbation
4. Sex
5. Masturbation
6. Masturbation
7. Sex
8. Sex
9. Masturbation
10. Masturbation

drelo

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

jonnythewad — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:46:56 EDT

1 Sex
2 Masturbation
3 Sex
4 Masturbation
5 Sex
6 Sex
7 Masturbation
8 Masturbation
9 Sex
10 Masturbation

jonnythewad

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

Ncoal — Thu, 08 May 2008 18:03:18 EDT

1. M
2. S
3. M
4. S
5. S
6. S
7. M
8. S
9. M
10.S

Ncoal

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

dionysos — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:25:54 EDT

1. Sex
 2. Masturbation
 3. Sex 
4. Masturbation
 5. Sex
 6. Sex
 7. Sex
 8. Masturbation
 9. Masturbation 
10. Sex

dionysos

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

dntopentilxmas — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:16:21 EDT

1. Masturbation
2. Masturbation
3. Sex
4. Masturbation
5. Sex
6. Sex
7. Sex
8. Sex
9. Masturbation
10. Sex

dntopentilxmas

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

deltron3030 — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:10:55 EDT

1. Masturbation
2. masturbation
3. Sex
4. Sex
5. sex
6. Sex
7. Masturbation
8. Sex
9. Masturbation
10. Masturbation

deltron3030

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

Lydia999 — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:44:48 EDT

1. Masturbation
2. Masturbation
3. Sex
4. Sex
5. Sex
6. Masturbation
7. Sex
8. Masturbation
9. Masturbation
10. Masturbation

Lydia999

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

Wolf68k — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:33:34 EDT

1. Sex
2. Masturbation
3. Sex
4. Sex
5. Sex
6. Sex
7. Masturbation
8. Sex
9. Masturbation
10. Masturbation

Wolf68k

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

HamptonShmampton — Thu, 08 May 2008 14:46:50 EDT

1. masturbation
2. masturbation
3. sex
4. masturbation
5. sex
6. sex
7. masturbation
8. masturbation
9. masturbation
10. masturbation

HamptonShmampton

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

sixpointcube — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:18:33 EDT

1. sex
2. masturbation
3. masturbation
4. sex
5. sex
6. sex
7. sex
8. sex
9. masturbation
10. masturbation

sixpointcube

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

Venus Muffinpants — Thu, 08 May 2008 07:01:18 EDT

1 sex
2 masturbation
3 masturbation
4 sex
5 sex
6 sex
7 masturbation
8 sex
9 masturbation
10 sex

Venus Muffinpants

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

rockstarjoe — Wed, 07 May 2008 19:53:39 EDT

1. masturbation
2. masturbation
3. masturbation
4. masturbation
5. masturbation
6. masturbation
7. masturbation
8. masturbation
9. masturbation
10. masturbation

rockstarjoe

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

ROCKST4R — Wed, 07 May 2008 19:07:21 EDT

1.m
2.m
3.m
4.s
5.s
6.s
7.m
8.m
9.m
10.m

ROCKST4R

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

bruja99 — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:52:19 EDT

1- Masturbation
2- Sex
3- Masturbation
4- Masturbation
5- Sex
6- Sex
7- Sex
8- Sex
9- Masturbation
10-Sex

bruja99

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

stealthytoaster — Wed, 07 May 2008 17:28:40 EDT

1. masturbation
2. masturbation
3. sex
4. sex
5. sex
6. masturbation
7. sex
8. masturbation
9. masturbation
10. sex

stealthytoaster

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

LucidIguana — Wed, 07 May 2008 17:20:30 EDT

1. sex
2. masturbation
3. masturbation
4. masturbation
5. sex
6. sex
7. sex
8. masturbation
9. masturbation
10. sex

LucidIguana

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

etho — Wed, 07 May 2008 15:26:19 EDT

1. sex
2. masturbation
3. sex
4. sex
5. sex
6. sex
7. sex
8. masturbation
9. masturbation
10. mastubation

etho

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

gothere — Wed, 07 May 2008 14:30:24 EDT

1. Dick
2. Dick
3. Dick
4. Toy
5. Toy
6. Dick
7. Toy
8. Toy
9. Toy
10.Toy

gothere

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

slyty — Wed, 07 May 2008 12:04:31 EDT

1-Solo
2-Solo
3-Partner
4-Partner
5-Solo
6-Partner
7-Partner
8-Partner
9-Solo
10-Solo

slyty

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

ImpishBaseline — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:43:31 EDT

My theory:
eyes open = sex.
eyes closed = masturbation.

um...it's like sneezing?

so anyway:
1. sex
2. masturbation
3. masturbation
4. sex
5. sex
6. sex
7. sex
8. masturbation
9. masturbation
10. masturbation

ImpishBaseline

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

Lux Nightmare — Wed, 07 May 2008 09:10:41 EDT

@CloudCarrier: I think you might deserve a special prize for that one.

Lux Nightmare

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

DTaylor404 — Wed, 07 May 2008 09:04:13 EDT

1 Masturbation
2 Masturbation
3 Sex
4 Sex
5 Sex
6 Sex
7 Sex
8 Masturbation
9 Masturbation
10 Masturbation

DTaylor404

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

piggythewonderdog — Wed, 07 May 2008 08:45:17 EDT

1. S
2. M
3. M
4. S
5. S
6. S
7. S
8. M
9. M
10. M

piggythewonderdog

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

masticate — Wed, 07 May 2008 05:46:16 EDT

1. Masturbation
2. Sex
3. Sex
4. Masturbation
5. Masturbation
6. Masturbation
7. Masturbation
8. Sex
9. Sex
10. Sex

masticate

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

stash2 — Wed, 07 May 2008 05:27:13 EDT

1. Sex
2. Sex
3. Masturbation
4. Masturbation
5. Sex
6. Masturbation
7. Sex
8. Sex
9. Masturbation
10.Sex

stash2

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

babe kaplan — Wed, 07 May 2008 04:42:06 EDT

1. masturbation

2. sex

3. sex

4. masturbation

5. masturbation

6. masturbation

7. sex

8. masturbation

9. masturbation

10. sex

babe kaplan

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

Jadagrail — Wed, 07 May 2008 03:28:24 EDT

1. Sex
2. Masturbation
3. Masturbation
4. Sex
5. Sex
6. Masturbation
7. Sex
8. Masturbation
9. Masturbation
10. Sex

Jadagrail

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

gaulearnedimp — Wed, 07 May 2008 02:18:42 EDT

1. Masturbation
2. Masturbation
3. Sex
4. Masturbation
5. Sex
6. Masturbation
7. Sex
8. Masturbation
9. Masturbation
10. Sex

gaulearnedimp

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

atlas — Wed, 07 May 2008 02:11:44 EDT

1masturbation
2masturbation
3masturbation
4sex
5sex
6sex
7masturbation
8sex
9masturbation
10masturbaton

atlas

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

KrAzDHeretic — Wed, 07 May 2008 01:47:48 EDT

1. Sex
2. Masturbation
3. Masturbation
4. Sex
5. Sex
6. Sex
7. Sex
8. Masturbation
9. Masturbation
10. Masturbation

KrAzDHeretic

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

CloudCarrier — Wed, 07 May 2008 01:22:34 EDT

1 - Grimace
2 - Grimace
3 - Ronald
4 - Grimace
5 - Ronald
6 - Ronald
7 - Mayor McCheese
8 - Grimace
9 - Ronald/Uncle O'Grimacey
10 - Mac Tonight

CloudCarrier

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

TropicalParadise — Wed, 07 May 2008 01:18:05 EDT

1. Masturbation
2. Sex
3. Sex
4. Masturbation
5. Sex
6. Sex
7. Sex
8. Masturbation
9. Masturbation
10. Sex

TropicalParadise

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

LipstickLibrarian — Wed, 07 May 2008 00:51:43 EDT

1. M
2. M
3. S
4. M
5. S
6. M
7. S
8. M
9. S
10. M

LipstickLibrarian

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

precurser — Wed, 07 May 2008 00:36:31 EDT

1. sex
2. masturbation
3. masturbation
4. sex
5. sex
6. sex
7. masturbation
8. masturbation
9. masturbation
10. sex

precurser

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

HebrewHammer — Tue, 06 May 2008 22:23:06 EDT

1. masturbation
2. masturbation
3. sex
4. masturbation
5. sex
6. masturbation
7. sex
8. masturbation
9. masturbation
10. sex

This kinda sorta reminds me of that Adam Sandler bit on one of his 90s CDs: "Are these people having sex, or are they working out."
"We are definitely fucking! There are no dumbbells here, just my balls!"
"Those people were clearly having sex."
"Oh, I'm sorry, they were working out."

HebrewHammer

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

ezoltanl — Tue, 06 May 2008 22:09:11 EDT

1. Sex
2. Masturbation
3. Masturbation
4. Sex
5. Sex
6. Masturbation
7. Sex
8. Sex
9. Masturbation
10. Masturbation

ezoltanl

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

xeijix — Tue, 06 May 2008 21:32:17 EDT

1. sex
2. masturbation
3. sex
4. masturbation
5. sex
6. sex
7. sex
8. masturbation
9. masturbation
10. masturbation

xeijix

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

padmedala9 — Tue, 06 May 2008 21:24:34 EDT

1. Masturbation
2. Masturbation
3. Sex
4. Sex
5. Masturbation
6. Sex
7. Masturbation
8. Sex
9. Masturbation
10. Sex

padmedala9

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

Tue, 06 May 2008 21:05:53 EDT

1. Sex
2. Masturbation
3. Masturbation
4. Sex
5. Sex
6. Sex
7. Sex
8. Masturbation
9. Masturbation
10. Masturbation

^/1<0<#1^/

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

Miklovich — Tue, 06 May 2008 20:58:48 EDT

1. Sex
2. Masturbation
3. Sex
4. Masturbation
5. Sex
6. Sex
7. Sex
8. Masturbation
9. Masturbation
10. Masturbation

You have to use some logimagic. Number 2 is clearly lying close to flat on some sort of bench/chair with hand rests on either side. Granted, porn is infamous for ridiculous sex positions, but I'm not sure "phasing through solid wood" is one of them.

I can't believe I just put that much thought into porn.

Miklovich

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MickelsonsManBoobs — Tue, 06 May 2008 20:53:16 EDT

(1)Sex
(2)Masturbation
(3)Sex
(4)Masturbation
(5)Sex
(6)Sex
(7)Masturbation
(8)Sex
(9)Masturbation
(10)Sex

MickelsonsManBoobs

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Tue, 06 May 2008 20:16:42 EDT

(a) sex
(b) masturbation
(c) masturbation
(d) masturbation
(e) sex
(f) masturbation
(g) sex
(h) masturbation
(i) masturbation
(j) sex

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

kmbear — Tue, 06 May 2008 20:04:26 EDT

1. Sex
2. Masturbation
3. Sex
4. Masturbation
5. Sex
6. Sex
7. Masturbation
8. Sex
9. Masturbation
10. Sex

kmbear

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

zipper — Tue, 06 May 2008 20:02:41 EDT

1.Sex

2.Masturbation

3.Masturbation

4.Sex

5.Sex

6.Sex

7.Sex

8.Masturbation

9.Masturbation

10.Masturbation

zipper

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

kmbear — Tue, 06 May 2008 20:01:40 EDT

1. Sex
2. Masturbation
3. Sex
4. Masturbation
5. Sex
6. Sex
7. Masturbation
8. Sex
9. Masturbation
10. Masturbation

kmbear

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

jtiger — Tue, 06 May 2008 19:58:56 EDT

1)Masturbation
2)Masturbation
3)Sex
4)Sex
5)Sex
6)Sex
7)sex
8)Masturbation
9)Masturbation
10)Sex

jtiger

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

Rickish — Tue, 06 May 2008 19:57:29 EDT

1. Sex
2. Masturbation
3. Sex
4. Sex
5. Masturbation
6. Sex
7. Masturbation
8. Sex
9. Sex
10. Masturbation

Rickish

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

Lux Nightmare — Tue, 06 May 2008 19:17:19 EDT

@blakeley: I have a sneaking suspicion you might be ineligible to win.

Lux Nightmare

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

Lux Nightmare — Tue, 06 May 2008 19:16:44 EDT

@rizzuto: With all those S and M's, I'm starting to feel like I'm in a sex club!

Lux Nightmare

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

Camaro02 — Tue, 06 May 2008 19:06:56 EDT

1. Masturbation
2. Masturbation
3. Sex
4. Sex
5. Sex
6. Masturbation
7. Sex
8. Sex
9. Masturbation
10. Sex

Camaro02

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

rizzuto — Tue, 06 May 2008 18:43:02 EDT

mind if i abbreviate?

1. M
2. S
3. S
4. M
5. M
6. S
7. M
8. M
9. S
10. S

rizzuto

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

RickBarrs — Tue, 06 May 2008 17:46:48 EDT

1) Sex
2) Sex
3) Masturbation
4) Masturbation
5) Sex
6) Sex
7) Sex
8) Masturbation
9) Masturbation
10) Masturbation

RickBarrs

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

blakeley — Tue, 06 May 2008 17:22:34 EDT

1. Sex
2. Masturbation
3. Sex
4. Sex
5. Masturbation
6. Sex
7. Sex
8. Sex
9. Masturbation
10. Masturbation

blakeley

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

Tits McGee — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:58:35 EDT

1. Masturbation
2. Masturbation
3. Sex
4. Sex
5. Sex
6. Sex
7. Sex
8. Masturbation
9. Masturbation
10.Sex

Tits McGee

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

Conrad — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:44:53 EDT

1.Sex
2. Masturbation
3. Masturbation
4. Sex
5. Sex
6. Masturbation
7. Masturbation
8. Sex
9. Sex
10. Masturbation

Though if that is right, you need to randomize better.

Conrad

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

hebear mcghee (is a wolf in wolf's clothing) — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:18:47 EDT

I'm going in reverse since I'm scrolling up-or maybe I'm just being obtuse.

10. Masturbation
9. Sex
8. Sex
7. Sex
6. Sex
5. Masturbation
4. Masturbation
3. Sex
2. Sex
1. Masturbation

hebear mcghee (is a wolf in wolf's clothing)

Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

UnanimouslyAnonymous — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:38:55 EDT

1. Masturbation
2. Masturbation
3. Sex
4. Masturbation
5. Sex
6. Sex
7. Sex
8. Sex
9. Masturbation
10.Sex

UnanimouslyAnonymous

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thelushie — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:59:07 EDT

1. Sex
2. Masturbation
3. Sex
4. Sex
5. Sex
6. Sex
7. Sex
8. Maturbation
9. Masturbation
10. Sex

thelushie