<![CDATA[Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Sustainable Fucking With Good Clean Love Lube - Fleshbot Comments]]> <![CDATA[Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Sustainable Fucking With Good Clean Love Lube - Fleshbot Comments]]> <![CDATA[Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Sustainable Fucking With Good Clean Love Lube]]> Wendy- I don't really care if you've claimed to have re-labeled your products, it's the point that you purposefully mis-labeled them in the past. And, even if you claimed to offer a vegan version of your lube in the future, why on earth should anyone trust you? You already have a track record of lying to your customers about the ingredients in your products, and you're not even apologizing for it. You're just justifying it because you prefer using certain animal-based preservatives.

Even if someone doesn't care about the vegan issue (and most people don't), why should they buy a lube from a company that admittedly deceives its customers about what's in its products? Lots of products aren't vegan, and I don't care to complain about them online. The point is that you knew full well that you were mis-labeling your products and lying to customers, and you did it anyway. I don't personally buy products from, or carry products made by, companies that engage in deceptive and unethical practices. It's not some extremist *vegan* thing, it's a *lying* thing.

(By the way, there is no such thing as "99.9% vegan" if you're trying to market your lube to vegans. It's like saying your lubes are "99.9% kosher and only .1% bacon", and then trying to sell your products to a kosher market.)

Furry Girl

]]> <![CDATA[Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Sustainable Fucking With Good Clean Love Lube]]> Comment on Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Sustainable Fucking With Good Clean Love Good Clean Love knowingly and purposefully lies on their packaging by deceiving customers about what the real product ingredients are. Good Clean Love lubes say on the packaging that they are 100% vegan, but upon calling the company because I wanted to carry their lube, the owner admitted a little secret to me: the product actually contains milk-based ingredients, and she just puts the "100% vegan" line on the product because she feels like it. The woman who owns the company was so incredibly condescending about it, too- talking down to me like *I* was the asshole for believing that "100% vegan" has to actually mean 100% vegan. I know that a smidge of milk on one's lube is not something that most people care about, but why buy sex products from a company that happily lies to customers about what's in its products? Aren't their already enough shitty sex products out there with unknown ingredients made by slimy unsafe companies that only care about making a buck? (What if someone had a severe milk allergy and got a horrific rash on their genitals because Good Clean Love lies about their ingredients?) Good Clean Love is not an ethical company and they do not deserve anyone's money. Please add this response: Hi- to Lux and the furry girl comment- Thank you for your kind review of our lubricant. I just want to clarify a couple of the issues here about lying about our ingredients and the 100% vegan issue- First off, we redid all of our labels to reflect the .01% lactoperioxidase ingredient in our product. Our labels now read 99.9% vegan. I am sorry if the conversation about the .01% milk derived enzyme felt condescending- it wasn't meant to and could have just been the end of a long and frustrating day. We were in a lot of hot water with other stores with that mislabeling too. We use that lacto ingredient in there because it is a great enzyme system that continuously preserves the other ingredients in the bottle. It is better than the alternative which is parabens (and shows up in breast cancer tissue) and heavily petrochemical. We are currently searching for a replacement for benzoic acid, which while a food grade preservative, is also not the best. But here's the thing preserving water based products is really challenging. There are not many viable options. We are always researching and working to make it better. As far as the cinnamon comment goes- we use cinnamon and vanilla in a base of water, like tea. So it doesn't burn like products that use essential oils of the same. I have heard reports that our cinnamon lube is slightly warming. If you have sensitivities I would stick with the almost naked. As far as the hippie thing goes- not sure, I do live in Eugene and have four kids, a dog and two cats. I eat like an omnivore, vote progressive and try to make the world a bit more loving. Is that hippie? thanks again for the great review Lux. Wendy Good Clean Love 1891 Lincoln Street Eugene OR 97401 www.goodcleanlove.com 541-344-4483

IraDolphin

]]> <![CDATA[Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Sustainable Fucking With Good Clean Love Lube]]> I'm not even as worried about "milk allergies" as I would be about having cinnamon anywhere near my genitals. That shit is a major irritant. I hate how "natural" translates to "burn the shit out of your skin" 99% of the time.

aubonpam

]]> <![CDATA[Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Sustainable Fucking With Good Clean Love Lube]]> @Furry Girl: Also, feel free to recommend lubes that actually are vegan!

Lux Alptraum

]]> <![CDATA[Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Sustainable Fucking With Good Clean Love Lube]]> @Furry Girl: No offense taken at all. I had no idea about any of this, and am very glad to be educated about this.

Lux Alptraum

]]> <![CDATA[Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Sustainable Fucking With Good Clean Love Lube]]> Nothing personal, Lux, but Good Clean Love is, in my book, the Suicide Girls of "hippie" lubes.

Good Clean Love knowingly and purposefully lies on their packaging by deceiving customers about what the real product ingredients are. Good Clean Love lubes say on the packaging that they are 100% vegan, but upon calling the company because I wanted to carry their lube, the owner admitted a little secret to me: the product actually contains milk-based ingredients, and she just puts the "100% vegan" line on the product because she feels like it. The woman who owns the company was so incredibly condescending about it, too- talking down to me like *I* was the asshole for believing that "100% vegan" has to actually mean 100% vegan.

I know that a smidge of milk on one's lube is not something that most people care about, but why buy sex products from a company that happily lies to customers about what's in its products? Aren't their already enough shitty sex products out there with unknown ingredients made by slimy unsafe companies that only care about making a buck?

(What if someone had a severe milk allergy and got a horrific rash on their genitals because Good Clean Love lies about their ingredients?)

Good Clean Love is not an ethical company and they do not deserve anyone's money.

Furry Girl

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