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Jake Deckard Has "Jock Itch" (And We Get To Watch!)

Merkin — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:38:43 EDT

@GayhawkAZ: No. It fails to be amusing because I erroneously conflated Jake DECKARD with RJ Danvers. Had I gotten the name correct, you would have been vomiting with mirth.

Merkin

Jake Deckard Has "Jock Itch" (And We Get To Watch!)

will — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 15:47:25 EDT

@Merkin and GayhawkAZ: For the record, I find both of your posts hilarious.

will

Jake Deckard Has "Jock Itch" (And We Get To Watch!)

GayhawkAZ — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 02:22:00 EDT

@Merkin: I'm sorry, dear, was that supposed to be amusing?

GayhawkAZ

Jake Deckard Has "Jock Itch" (And We Get To Watch!)

Merkin — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:07:10 EDT

You won't find mention of it on the Raging Stallion website, but this is the first in a series of films made in partnership with Blue Star Ointment. Next up is Ringworm, in which Jake Danvers and his pals share toilet seats and wrestle (with itchy results). After that, Psoriasis, in which Jake Danvers and friends frolic in a dry climate, drinking, smoking, and stressing each other out (with itchy results). Unfortunately, the final entry in the series, Tetter, will likely never get made because no one knows what the hell "tetter" is.

My sources tell me the Blue Star folks are also in talks with manfeet.com for a branded subsite focusing on erotic corn and callous removal.

Merkin

Jake Deckard Has "Jock Itch" (And We Get To Watch!)

will — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 22:31:29 EDT

Sorry, but if gym class had been like this I would have dropped out of high school in sheer terror. If my gym NOW were like this I might actually show up once in a while.

will