What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition - Fleshbot Comments

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

Fleshbot — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:56:51 EDT

@Blackburn Lankershim Had We been consulted, We would have gently but firmly pointed out that just as CloudCarrier was disqualified for misspelling "Velouria", bmeboy's entries should also have been for misspelling "Tchoupitoulas". But We were not consulted.

You Bogue Chitto types should know better. Shame on you.

Fleshbot

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

Gram Ponante — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:09:56 EDT

@bmeboy: "...tort action against my landlord" is the winner. Holy F'n J-s-s, these were hilarious. And special kudos to those of you who incorporated Latvia, though that was not required.

Hebearmcghee's entry (the second one down) was the original winner, because it was both incongruous and funny but also strangely thoughtful with its suggestion of dildos as the cure for our healthcare ills, but bmeboy just provided more (but almost lost with the final two suggestions).

We are still waiting for our movie partner to hurry up and figure out how to get winners their movies, so if you haven't e-mailed gram@fleshbot.com with your real name, post handle, mailing address, and written certification that you are at least 18 years old and that mailing porn to you is legal in your community, now's the time to do it, and we hope to get you your filth before we're all rotting in our graves.

Gram Ponante

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

Gram Ponante — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:01:41 EDT

@CloudCarrier: Wherefore your need to sabotage yourself by spelling "Velouria" wrong? Your mother and I think you're so pretty, CloudCarrier, and you do this to us.

Gram Ponante

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

Mysterious Utility Bento — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:26:31 EDT

My Gigantic lack of Self-Esteem

My Gigantic Need for approval from anyone because my parents were never really there for me causing me to rebel and act out making me completely attracted to men who use and belittle me then leave me alone and emotionally drained....or maybe I just like alot of dick...I dunno

My Gigantic Longing for Bento to get a Gawker Commenters star!

My Gigantic Roto-Rooter Problem

My Gigantic ass-welt from participating in F1 Nazi Death Camp Porn!

Mysterious Utility Bento

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

bmeboy — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:52:33 EDT

My Gigantic Contribution to the war effort

bmeboy

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

bmeboy — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:52:01 EDT

My Gigantic Vietnam Flahsbacks
My Gigantic Tort Action Against My Landlord
My Gigantic Belgian Grandmother
My Gigantic lump
My Gigantic Bonsai Tree
My Gigantic Breakfast
My Gigantic Hemp Farm
My Gigantic Japanese Robot
My Gigantic Lathe
My Gigantic Tchopitulas
My Gigantic Finishing Move
My Gigantic Brain
My Gigantic SUV

bmeboy

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

1000101 — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 22:35:24 EDT

My Gigantic Number of Posters that Apparently Understand the Meaning of the Word "Incongruous"

(otherwise known as my gigantic talent for humorous sarcasm)

1000101

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

1000101 — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 22:31:43 EDT

My Gigantic Chances of Winning This Frickin Contest

1000101

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

bmeboy — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 20:37:26 EDT

good one slyty

My gigantic internal bleeding
My Gigantic vaginal tearing
My Gigantic work-study program

My Gigantic Pog Case

My Gigantic waste of a perfectly good vagina
My Gigantic american apparel skirt advertisement

bmeboy

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

slyty — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:48:19 EDT

My Gigantic Student Loan Debt

slyty

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

bleeble — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 22:59:52 EDT

Also CloudCarrier.

bleeble

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

bleeble — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 22:58:02 EDT

@bmeboy: Fair enough. Zorbing comes from New Zealand anyway.

I like "My Gigantic Episiotomy" the best.

bleeble

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

bmeboy — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 21:54:35 EDT

My gigantic lutefisk

bmeboy

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

bmeboy — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 21:53:03 EDT

My Gigantic hope that someone will actually pay for this porn.

bmeboy

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

bmeboy — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 21:52:13 EDT

My Gigantic Dense Paragraph

bmeboy

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

1000101 — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:41:33 EDT

Huh?

1000101

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

CloudCarrier — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:06:13 EDT

My Gigantic and Overbearing and Overwhelming Desire to Split the Universe, and Therefore the Space-Time Continuum, Into Two Distinct and Nearly Perfect Halves, Thus Brining the Galaxies With Hundreds and Thousands and Millions of Starry-Specked Spurts Berthed In the Now Oceanic Harbors of the Constellations Veloria, Havalina & Olympus Mons, Jettisoned, In Part, by the Formerly Neighboring and Currently Wandering Spacecraft Manta Ray Santiago, With It and All Surrounding Detritus Being Engulfed and Absorbed by the Obliquely Obsidian-Flavored Oracular Orifice Tunneling Apart the Furthest Distance from It to the Sun (Distance Equals Rate Times Time), Run Backward and Forward In an Infinite Miasmic Loop, Finally Funneling the Twin Chasms Into an Obsequious New Partner to the Sister of the Brother of the Originating Impetus, Thy Name Be..."Schlong".

CloudCarrier

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

bmeboy — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:50:44 EDT

the zorbs were very latvian until this week when they showed up on an american car commercial, thereby killing the latvianess of the reference.

My gigantic air purifier

bmeboy

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

bleeble — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:39:26 EDT

My Gigantic Latvian Zorbing Ball

Okay, google - latvia zorbing - I swear to God.

The first link is the best.

Just do it, okay?

And thank you for your support.

bleeble

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

fleshbotpdh — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 00:24:39 EDT

My Gigantic Farmer's Son

expalained:

"Latvians are enthusiastic bread eaters, and in many homes, when cutting the first slice from a loaf of bread, the end is called a 'farmer's son'. Young women compete to eat this slice, so that they may marry a 'farmer's son' - someone who has their own home and farm."

fleshbotpdh

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

1000101 — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 23:02:04 EDT

My gigantic picked mushrooms.

(It's a Latvian specialty)

1000101

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

Prof_Derzshowitz — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 19:41:51 EDT

@CaptainCelery: I've been called a lot of things in my day, but being referred to as "venerable" is by far the best compliment I've received yet. Thanks!

PS: "Xup" was absolutely inspired. Congrats on your win. Did Fleshbot send you your free smut yet?

Prof_Derzshowitz

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

fleshbotpdh — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 18:03:38 EDT

My Gigantic Need to be (ful)Filled

fleshbotpdh

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

fleshbotpdh — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:59:34 EDT

My Gigantic Pain in the Ass

fleshbotpdh

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

etho — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:51:52 EDT

My GIGANTIC DVD Title Font.

etho

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

thelushie — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:12:29 EDT

My giagantic need for pain.

thelushie

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

MalzyWheels — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:23:08 EDT

My Gigantic Dilation
My Gigantic Need to Overcompensate
My Gigantic Rubber Dong Fetish
My Gigantic Void I Need to Fill
My Gigantic Orgasm Disorder
My Gigantic Desperation To Be In A Porn Flick
My Gigantic Freudian Slip
My Gigantic Aversion To Real Cock
My Gigantic Reason Why I'll Never Be A Legitimate Actress

MalzyWheels

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

CaptainCelery — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:01:16 EDT

I just re-read the rules (and discovered I won a few weeks back, who knew?) and, as the venerable Prof_Dershowitz remarked, I realized my answer was very congruous as well.

Once more into the breach:

My Gigantic Radishes

CaptainCelery

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

piggythewonderdog — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 04:35:56 EDT

My Gigantic Spitzers

piggythewonderdog

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

piggythewonderdog — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 04:35:21 EDT

My Gigantic Super-delegates

piggythewonderdog

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

trialex — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 04:09:15 EDT

My GIGANTIC model of Alex's dick

(I did model for them after all... it's a 2x scale model!)

trialex

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

paraffinshot — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:32:34 EDT

My Gigantic Cock-Tusked Elephant Poacher

paraffinshot

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

Smoltz — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 02:07:48 EDT

I've made an GIGANTIC Mistake

/Arrested Development Reference

Smoltz

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

Stewie Griffin — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:46:07 EDT

My Gigantic Episiotomy.
My Gigantic Anal Fissure.

Stewie Griffin

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

rad_matter — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:50:20 EDT

Not an entry, but I thought it was a giant yellow snake she was holding before I had a better look. And I was totally thinking of this guy I saw on South Beach with a yellow snake and not Britney Spears.

rad_matter

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

Prof_Derzshowitz — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:03:28 EDT

@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: If I were smarter, I would have gone with a TMBG reference, as I have just now realized that my Pixies-related line is VERY congruous with the box-cover image of a topless white girl grinning mischievously whilst clutching two enormously out-sized members.

But that is why I fail.

Prof_Derzshowitz

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

Munsoned — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 21:29:48 EDT

The Gigantic Possibility of Head after Marriage

Munsoned

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

Warrington — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 17:41:53 EDT

My Gigantic Minimalism.

Warrington

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

thelushie — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 16:54:02 EDT

My gigantic buy with my economic stimulus payment.

thelushie

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

bmeboy — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 15:00:54 EDT

My Gigantic Suppository

bmeboy

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

bmeboy — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 14:58:17 EDT

My Gigantic Schwartz

bmeboy

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

bmeboy — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 14:55:11 EDT

My Gigantic Science Project

bmeboy

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

bmeboy — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 14:54:26 EDT

My Gigantic Microphones. This is American Idol, right? Right???

bmeboy

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

bmeboy — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 14:53:37 EDT

My gigantic homoerotic drumsticks

bmeboy

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

bmeboy — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 14:53:07 EDT

My Gigantic Ab Workout

bmeboy

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

bmeboy — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 14:52:50 EDT

My Gigantic emotional void

bmeboy

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

bmeboy — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 14:49:20 EDT

My Gigantic David Hasselhoff Sculptures

bmeboy

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

bmeboy — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 14:47:12 EDT

My gigantic five-dollar footlong.

bmeboy

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

zipper — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:57:26 EDT

The care and feeding of my gigantic ego

zipper

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

1000101 — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:16:20 EDT

My Big, Fat, Gigantic Greek Dildos

1000101

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

1000101 — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:14:56 EDT

Gigantic Country on the Baltic Sea.

(There's only so much I've got in the Latvian humor department)

1000101

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

CaptainCelery — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:11:32 EDT

Everything's been composed so succinctly and poetically... the only thing I have to add:

My Gigantic UTI, or "You're gonna wash those between shoots, right?"

CaptainCelery

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

Pinkie — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 10:19:13 EDT

My Gigantic Artistic Integrity

My Gigantic Opportunity To Post Under This Topic

My Gigantic Font Of Riveted Metal Letters

My Gigantic Fistfull Of Dildos
[and its sequel, For A Few Gigantic Dildos More]

And, last but not least,

My Gigantic Fear Of Emotional Intimacy

Pinkie

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

dystopias — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 09:36:59 EDT

My Gigantic Eunuchs

dystopias

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

Tsuru — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 09:21:29 EDT

My Gigantic Uni-balled Steroid-veined Fuck-em Poles.

(I just calls it like I sees it...)

Peace, love, & LPs,
Tsuru
[www.tsururadio.com]

Tsuru

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

ghettofleshlight — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 06:40:50 EDT

My Gigantic turkey basters

ghettofleshlight

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

drducker — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 04:44:46 EDT

My Gigantic Phthalates

drducker

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 03:36:34 EDT

@Prof_Derzshowitz: Could have gone with They Might Be Giants: My GIGANTIC Stand-ins for Johns Flansburgh & Linnell.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

Prof_Derzshowitz — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 02:39:29 EDT

Fuck! naughtyduncan beat me to it. Shit.

Prof_Derzshowitz

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

Prof_Derzshowitz — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 02:38:38 EDT

My Gigantic Incongruous Pixies Reference.

Prof_Derzshowitz

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

Buji — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 00:53:31 EDT

My Gigantic stretch marks.

Buji

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

Tits McGee — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 23:51:28 EDT

My Gigantic Emergency Room Bill

Tits McGee

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

naughtyduncan — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 22:50:22 EDT

My GIGANTIC: an all star tribute to the Pixies.

naughtyduncan

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

dirtybacon — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 22:18:52 EDT

My Gigantic Need To Replace The Love I Lost From A Neglectful Father.

dirtybacon

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:56:34 EDT

My GIGANTIC Grocery List (I knew I should't've agreed to make soup for our East Asian guests)

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

hebear mcghee (is a wolf in wolf's clothing) — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:50:44 EDT

My Gigantic Healthcare Reform Initiative

hebear mcghee (is a wolf in wolf's clothing)

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Big Big Love Edition

Guitar_Wolf — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:23:25 EDT

My Gigantic Graduation Gift From My Sexually Liberated But Odd Mother.

Guitar_Wolf