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Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

shodanlu64 — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:22:23 EDT

I did a little investigation work, the TV set is from around 1984 and so is the music by Foreigner. Gene and Shannon didn't start dating till 1985, so Gene could be telling the truth about the video being decades old. Hell just look at those shoes she is wearing, those look like early 1980's. Nuff said.

shodanlu64

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

smapdi_galdool — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 17:50:57 EDT

Ew, when he unveiled that tiny cock I would have punched him in the throat. What a pathetic whore simmons is. LMAO

smapdi_galdool

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

johntwentythree — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 00:42:13 EST

What a fucking loser! He has a micro cock ha ha ha! I cant believe the self proclaimed God of Thunder has such a small tool. It makes perfect sense doesnt it.......the constant quest to fuck as many woman as he can, the obsession with money and power. He has small dick syndrome!!! Im practically on the floor pissing myself with laughter. This guys family need to sit down with him and tell him just how much of an arsehole he really is. Shannon ought to beat the fuck out of him. What a pathetic old man. I feel really sorry for the kids.

johntwentythree

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

unclevinnie666 — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 04:17:40 EST

Oh big fuckin'deal people. Gene Simmons fucking some slut, so what, he's been doing it his entire life. Go Gene go!

unclevinnie666

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

laci1 — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 00:48:23 EST

OMG I am crushed here I thought all this time .He would be a bad boy in the sack .Hahaha what a snoozer

laci1

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 04:16:11 EST

(Newton)

Gram Ponante

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 04:15:48 EST

Whoops. Sorry. It was Wayne

Gram Ponante

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

Al10579 — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 18:04:12 EST

yeah she video taped him screwing her to profit, and he's a genuis? um yeah ok lol, seems funny to me that this "genuis'" kryptonite seems to be hot young pussy,
he's not as smart as half you people seem to think he is lol, if he was he'd know damn well that some of these women would only sleep with him to further their career, or to profit, becuase honestly look at thim, it's not like he's a smoking hot stud or well hung in anyway lol, he's a middle aged man who's hung like a mouse, now tell me what's so appealing about that? Not a damn thing!, and you people are calling her the whore in this case? lol so sad, think about it people, He's gotta waive his wallet around or the fact that he can help her career in some fashion, now that's sad, and yeah you can tell that she isn't attracted to him at all and he still fucks her, how pathetic is that!!! lol, Honestly if i was having sex with a woman and she acted like this woman did during the deed, i wouldn't be able to finish, it would just be such a turnoff to know that im the only one enjoying this lol, but that's just me, and another thing, she isn't an escort, she's a model... And dont tell me that you've never heard of a woman putting out to further her career or even a man for that fact, becuase it happens all the time in that sick twisted world of hollywood, so dont act shocked or disgusted with this woman because it isn't anything that you or your mother or wife or sister or dad or brother's wouldn't do also!!!! lol YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE BITCHES!!
YOU WOULD ALL SELL YOUR ASSES FOR A LITTLE FAME AND MONEY!!!!

Al10579

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

Randi.Rabbit — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:06:34 EST

OMG, could she be more obviously not into him?

Randi.Rabbit

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

shadow83 — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 18:50:43 EST

All of these haters, or should say "jealous"!?

Gene Simmons has always been what he is. He has never tried to fake himself or bullshit, what you see is what you get. I have allways admired that about him, that and his music!

Good for him!! Bang em all! And in the azz too!!

WOO HOO!!

shadow83

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

GayhawkAZ — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 23:55:20 EST

@Steverino: So where's THAT tape? It could only be a step up from this.

GayhawkAZ

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

Steverino — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 16:42:49 EST

This is like the time the drummer from Slayer made a sex tape to Journey's "Open Arms."

Steverino

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

Pafftard — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 22:42:39 EST

How come "I am Mindy" isn't playing in the background? The only other sex tape that would be worse is if Danicant & Rayhole taped themselves.

Pafftard

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

Cenobite — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:50:13 EST

It would take a dick the size of Ron Jeramy's to look big when next to that large gut! Get him on 'The Biggest Looser' then we can judge.

Cenobite

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

noeljackson — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:57:08 EST

Gross!

noeljackson

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

PCBHo — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:21:49 EST

@CloudCarrier: a quick getaway in flip flops? now, who's ever heard of that? :) but that would explain why she left the corset on

PCBHo

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:25:17 EST

@Dashiell Bennett: It smells like justice!

Lux Alptraum

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:23:59 EST

@Thirteenburn: Say good-bye to your life as a commenter as you know it. It's okay to have an opinion, but around here we don't talk about naked ladies like that.

Dashiell Bennett

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

praxus — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:36:11 EST

We all see that he's just as human as the rest of us. I agree totally with what 13Burn said, that stupid chick is going to be making a living on her back after this trying to set up Gene. No one in their right mind will have anything to do with that girl if they're smart. He's still the God of Thunder and Rock n' Roll, and I'm a still a Kiss fan since 1977.

praxus

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

CloudCarrier — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 01:26:07 EST

@PCBHo: A quick getaway is key, under these understandable circumstances.

CloudCarrier

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

Thirteenburn — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 23:25:16 EST

C'mon people.

While I have no dog in this fight, i.e. I'm not a huge Simmons fan due to the fact that there are different people useing the make up of someone whom they're not (Eric Carr and Vinnie Vincent had the decency to use their own get up), not to mention I was turned off from KISS back when they had their fifth "Farewell" tour, It's obvious by her demeanor as well as the poor quality, that this is a set up, pure and simple. Grant it, Simmons shouldn't have put himself into this situation to begin with, but if any of you have heard him in interviews, he is quite clear on his place in this life and what his part in it is with regards to sex. He's got to be one of the most honest people I know.

The only one who is going to lose in this whole deal, and is the most deserving, is this slut who's making the tape. If Simmons wanted to make a tape, and you all know the marketing genius he is, the quality would have been much better and it would have been promoted as such.

As to his initial claims that it wasn't him in the movie, well, would you like to admit that you were set up by a money grubbing loser slut like that bitch? I didn't think so.

His money, his cunning and intelligence and above all, his lawyers will make this gash rue the day she ever decided it was a good idea to f**k with the God Of Thunder.

Say good-bye to your life as you know it, "Elsa". You're going to be back in your shitty little hometown working at as a gas station cashier by the end of the year, if not sooner.

But, you may just have a shot at being in the oh so glamorous world of porn, being the lowlife skank you are.

Cheers!!

Thirteenburn

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

Your Mom — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 22:56:27 EST

Is uninspirational even a word? Or uninspirationalful? Because...yeah...this is both of those.

Your Mom

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

PCBHo — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:53:23 EST

Haven't read the other comments so someone else may've mentioned this, but WTF is up with the flip flops on during sex? Is that supposed to be some avant garde look that I'm too pleb to understand?

PCBHo

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

SerpentLibertine — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:45:23 EST

Hey, you can't put a condom on someone's tongue!

SerpentLibertine

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

Uncle Jerry — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:37:35 EST

i don't get hookers. "you can't stick your tongue in my mouth but you can stick your dick in it..."

Uncle Jerry

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

forhekset — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 20:18:49 EST

Man,lame sex. But that chick is awesome.....look at those breasts......perfect!

forhekset

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

jmsmith76 — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:32:39 EST

Why doesn't she just take the corset off... if its bugging her that much?

jmsmith76

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

-chet — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:07:45 EST

Wow. That was a horrible video. Poor girl thinks she's banging a rockstar, and instead she gets a gimp version of Ron Jeremy

Makes all that talk over the years about his tongue pretty meaningless.

Horrid.

-chet

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

crooked_teeth — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 17:27:27 EST

to the 20,000+ fems whom Gene has banged in his lifetime, my deepest regards for the "sex" that from the looks of it would be the equivalent of a comic book or a microwave dinner.

And for the world's most notorious self-promoter: I'm bigger than you are, I don't pay for it, and now I understand why you flash the tongue right at the outset.

crooked_teeth

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

thelushie — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 16:30:41 EST

I don't think I am going to watch. I don't want to be turned off to sex forever.

thelushie

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

Cacafuego — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 13:52:55 EST

Her refusing to kiss him (and him wearing a condom) probably means she's an escort.

Cacafuego

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

echo7 — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 13:20:45 EST

That can't be Gene Simmons because he would never have sex to any song besides "I Want to Rock and Roll All Night (And Party Every Day)" and he definitely wouldn't be doing it to Foreigner.

echo7

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

Fleshbot — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:55:47 EST

@ Tracie75: details?

Fleshbot

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

STARRFUCKER — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:54:12 EST

The music and candles make this worth it///

STARRFUCKER

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

TropicalParadise — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:51:58 EST

@HotMovies: That's what I was thinking, but if she's going to do it, why not do it with some enthusiasm. This was just awkward.

TropicalParadise

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

tracie75 — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 11:51:25 EST

There was a post about this video about the full tape it's a virus just a warning I am not having to figure out how to get rid of it.

tracie75

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

Horndongle — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 10:14:34 EST

You guys have it totally wrong. She was probably Gene's 20th woman that day, and that's why he's lacking the passion. He's exhausted.

As for not wanting to kiss him...

He went in for the kiss, and she smelled other girls on him... And turned away because she was hurt that she wasn't his first. Yeah, that's it!

Go Gene!!

Horndongle

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

squeezyface — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 10:13:33 EST

Gotta love the whole flip flop/bustier combo. I think we need more of that in legit porn.

squeezyface

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

drunkexpatwriter — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:50:11 EST

@HotMovies: How can being a bad hooker be good for her career?

I could see a sex tape being a plus if she was good at her job.

But, if I was dude who ran her escort agency and I saw this tape, I'd either fire her or make her take acting lessons.

drunkexpatwriter

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

HotMovies — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:12:47 EST

I'll bet she thought this would be good for her career.

HotMovies

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

magic1 — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 07:10:25 EST

He really needs to break out the tongue to make up for that underwhelming dick!

magic1

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

rod — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:42:23 EST

Multi-comment:

1. Isn't it great when you find out that someone who represented sexuality in your childhood has a (much) smaller cock than your own?

2. Why are those hard plastic cereal bowls sitting on her chest?

3. @BustyGal: Right?

rod

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

drunkexpatwriter — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:30:00 EST

@blakeley: That's because in general the only possible comment on a fleshbot post is "Nice tits" and you'd feel a little weird making comments like that all the time.

If you want tons of comments you need to find a sex tape of Keith Richards smoking his dad's ashes while banging a Thai ladyboy.

drunkexpatwriter

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

Laminar — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 02:51:19 EST

She's pretty hot though, I'd pay her to have open contempt for me.

Gene and I have similar physiques, I also have a long tongue. The only difference would be that she wouldn't know that my career has spiraled into self-caricature unless I filled her in.

Maybe that would get me $50 off.

Laminar

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

blakeley — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 02:14:14 EST

I can't remember the last time I saw this many comments on a Fleshbot post.

blakeley

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

CloudCarrier — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 02:08:44 EST

@CloudCarrier: Stay in skool kidz!

CloudCarrier

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

CloudCarrier — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 02:07:40 EST

Lohan goes nude on Monday, Gene Gene flicks us off on Tuesday...will David Spade do a number 2 in parking lot tomorrow? The world WAITS.

CloudCarrier

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

Superstarsteve — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:42:19 EST

Everyone in Southern California has those same fuckin shades. Dead giveaway. Gurl has good boobs, give her a A for presentation, D for enthusiasm. I don't get the sex if you have to pay for it, and get such an unenthusiastic response. To me, it would be a mood killer. But then I'm not used to having to pay for it.

Superstarsteve

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

subnouveau — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:20:14 EST

Wow not only is Gene a Snore, but also a Bore. I curse the day KISS ever became unmasked.

Now when is the Paul Stanley Tranny Tape getting released?

subnouveau

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

Fedora el Morro — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:17:35 EST

That is the saddest thing I have ever seen.

Fedora el Morro

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

SerpentLibertine — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:08:15 EST

I have no doubt in my mind that she's getting paid. Just awful, uncomfortable sex. Ugh.

SerpentLibertine

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

ChainedKitten — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:07:49 EST

this is the most awkward geriatric sex ever. That poor girl. You'd have to invent a new word for "shame" to capture exactly the way she looks like she's feeling. Call your Sex Addicts Anonymous sponsor, honey. This is officially your new "rock bottom".

ChainedKitten

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

BustyGal — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:59:28 EST

What? No monster tongue?

BustyGal

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

mandelion — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:48:28 EST

Tell me that is the real song in the background. I need some Foreigner's "I Wanna Know What Love Is" playing when I watch the premiere rock band god of marketing nailing a chick without a rubber on. I want to imagine he can only get hard with easy listening rock on the stereo. Next time he nails her, it will be with a little Journey "Don't Stop Believing."

mandelion

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

Conrad — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:47:42 EST

@fiveinchtaint:Maybe he has bad breath, hence the gum.

Conrad

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

fiveinchtaint — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:24:58 EST

@Richard: Ha. He goes in for the kiss a couple times and she wants none of it. Suddenly, the life of a rock star seems a little sad.

fiveinchtaint

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 22:53:50 EST

@Mark Graham: The God of Thunder's shoes don't come off for just anyone.

Dashiell Bennett

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

Richard — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 22:18:37 EST

Her complete disgust with this whole operation is depressingly palpable.

Richard

Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"

Mark Graham — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 22:07:16 EST

Gotta love the Foreigner on the stereo (or was this added in post?). Also, nice to see that Gene didn't even have the common decency to at least take his pants all the way off before banging this broad.

Mark Graham