From Jobless To Topless To... Jobbed?

It's tough out there for the unemployed—but luckily for (some) of us, Zoo Magazine is doing it's part to help the unemployed hotties of the world find work...by publishing sexy photos of them. More »

Rebecca Loos Is Back!

It's been years since we last heard the name Rebecca Loos (and even longer since we last saw her topless). But no matter, because the livestock-masturbating, Beckham-home-wrecking darling is back... and topless! Somehow, stalwart lad mag Zoo Weekly managed score an interview with the lovely Loos—and, somehow, managed to get her topless, too (we hear they can be very persuasive). Learn more about this enigmatic babe after the jump... and, of course, see more pictures of her topless. More »

This Week In Totty: The Zoo 100 Hot List

It appears that the one goal of human existence is to put every known scientific fact into some sort of ordered list so that it can be easily digested in a magazine or blog post. When it comes to ranking the hotness of celebrity women, however, we need a list to keep track of all the lists. The latest comes from Zoo Weekly, which knows a little something about sexy women—although how their own favorites Keeley Hazell and Lucy Pinder ended up so far down on the ladder is a little baffling. We just hope it all gets sorted out soon so we can move on to ranking other things like pizza parlors and types of grape jelly. More »

This Week In Lad Mags, Part I

Zoo Weekly has an exhaustive investigative report on the best new boobs in Britain—with "new" apparently meaning that they sprung forth fully formed from the nation's overworked boob mines. They even still have that new boob shine! (zootoday.com; also seen @ sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Zoo Weekly has brought back the busty Sammie Pennington by popular demand. We demand that she becomes more popular ... now! (boobieblog.com)

This Week In Lad Mags

This just in from the experts at Zoo Weekly: People who like looking at pictures of topless women often display a marked preference when it comes to boob size ... and Zoo wants to help you determine what yours is with this "funbag-packed gallery" of 129 pairs of covermodel boobs to inspect. We found out that we're happy with pretty much any size cup as long as it has some sort of letter attached to it. (Except the ones that have to be carted around in a wheelbarrow, 'cause that's just freaky.) (zootoday.com; that's the 30F Sam Cooke in the thumbnail, in case you were wondering)

Meet Sammie Pennington, Zoo Weekly's latest big-boobed British babe find. It's like they have a whole country full of these girls over there or something. (boobieblog.com)

We just entered March, but Zoo Weekly is ready to call the race for Britain's best behinds of 2008. Strangely enough, these girls also have some of the best fronts, but we suppose that's just a "coincidence." (ukceleb.net)

Louise Porter has scandalized Zoo Weekly with her wanton disregard for shirts or bras. It's getting hard to publish a respectable lad mag these days without all these reality show babes stripping off on your pages. (boobieblog.com)

And while we're spending all this time with some of our tried-and-true crush objects today (sorry, this cold weather sorta makes us feel nostalgic), may we mention the fact that Keeley's back too? Well, sorta: she appears mostly clothed in the latest Zoo Weekly, but this recent dry spell of hers was so bad we'll take what we can get. (cameltap.com + zooweekly.co.uk)

Seren Gibson Is As Devoted To Her Boobs As We Are

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46 Girls Kissing (= Is Not Enough)

Since we've always had a weakness for titles with numbers in them, like "88 Lines About 44 Women" or "22 Short Films About Springfield", we couldn't help but be charmed by this piece on Zoo Magazine's website featuring 23 video clips of 46 famous and not-so-famous girls kissing. (That's kissing each other, by the way.) After we did the math, however, we started thinking about all those other websites featuring girls kissing that we've come across over the years, to say nothing of all those camgirl albums and Flickr streams and YouTube clips and ... well, there's a lot of girl-on-girl kissing action out there, so why stop at 23 (or 46, or 88, or ... )? Then again, we guess they had to stop somewhere. And if the folks at Zoo did nothing but focus on hot girls kissing, where would they find the time to report on everything else we've come to depend on them for? More »

Ok, Zoo Weekly is just toying with us now. They've put all their Keeley Hazell content into one easy to digest package, which is just begging for us to turn our obsession into a full-blown mental disorder. Must ... not ... surrender ... oh, what the hell. (zooweekly.co.uk)

Keeley Hazell went back in time to win World War II with the sheer atomic power of her hotness. Never was so much owed by so many to just one pair of breasts. (boobieblog.com)

What Makes Girls Go "Nuts"?

The lad mag industry—a business that we're somewhat familiar with—gets a dressing down in the UK Daily Mail by a former Esquire editor named Rosie Boycott. (With a name like that, is it any surprise that she's pissed off about something?) The general thesis is that Nuts, Zoo Weekly, Maxim, Loaded, FHM, etc. are nothing but exploitative trash that marginalizes women and perpetuates negative attitudes toward them in young men ... but that maybe the women who willingly drop their bikinis to get a spot in the glossy pages are at least partly responsible. More »

Calendar Watch 2008: Keeley Hazell Doubles Down

After dominating our internets for most of 2006, Keeley Hazell spent a good part of the '07 keeping a slightly lower profile—among, ahem, other things. But with calendar season arriving, it seems that she's poised to make even numbered years belong to her by putting not one, but two 2008 calendars into production. She explains it thusly ... More »

You're not going to believe this, but Zoo Weekly has found yet another Big Brother contestant to take her clothes off for their photographers. (This one is named Emma ... something.) Does anyone ever do anything else on that show besides get naked? (totallynsfw.com)

According to Zoo Weekly (and they would know best), Louise Cliffe has "Manchester's most majestic boobs." We doubt that anyone who lives there would care to argue, but if they do, we'll be happy to judge that debate. (zooweekly.co.uk)

The indefatigable folks at Zoo Weekly bring you 50 Hot Girls In Thongs in their latest issue. We guess they had to come up with something to go with all those wet t-shirts from last week. (2damnhot.com)

We don't know how the folks at Zoo Weekly keep coming up with new and interesting variations on the whole topless babes motif; you'd think it'd get kinda boring after a while, but funnily enough we feel like we're seeing hot models in (and out of) wet t-shirts for the very first time. Nice to know we're not completely jaded about these kinds of things yet either, isnt it? (toxicmagazine.com; see also toxicmagazine.com)