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Listen, people: Nintendo did not invent the Wii Fit and its technologically advanced balance board just so you could put ass-shaking videos (and more ass-shaking videos) on YouTube. You should also be making boob-shaking videos too! And doing it topless wouldn't hurt either. Zoo Weekly babe Emma Frain will show you how it's done, so pay close attention. Keeping your balance in these situations isn't easy. More »This Week In Lad Mags
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We're not sure if anyone actually conducted the necessary physical examinations in order to verify the authenticity of these breasts, but we would certainly have liked to have had that job (take a number, right?) Alas, we'll just have to take Zoo Weekly's word for it, since they do have a good track record when it comes to these sorts of things—and until Microsoft develops that "Squeeze-O-Vision" technology we hear they're working on, you'll just have to rely on the ample visual evidence to make your own decision too. More »