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New York, 10:15 AM
Tue Nov 10
22 posts in the last 24 hours
As for the movie... looks fun. Pic 2 has me a bit... irked... simply because the "rock" in "Kick rock" is usually a plural - you "kick rocks," instead of just the one, random rock. Of course, I now prefer the term "agitate the gravel," because it's just cooler.
Just taken the survey seriously. Maybe its my misunderstanding of American but I got the impression that, either these people haven't designed their questionnaire very well, or they have some hidden issues in there. Perhaps they had better stay hidden
I took the survey. I told them I have a 10" whanger and do it several times a day with various of my girlfriends, all of whom are part-time lingerie models. Gotta do my bit for the social sciences ....
"You know you're hot when your son's best friend wants to fuck you" is the logline of this movie, which establishes a MILF as someone who not only has borne children, but whose offspring's horny friends are old enough to want to get a closer look at their buddy's orifice of origin." As we've discussed many a time (well, a few posts here and there on this site and yours), the quoted should be the definitive definition of MILF. Accept no substitute.
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Latex MILFs... I'm personally waiting for "School Girl MILVes," which, of course, would feature actual MILVes in school girl garb. Guaranteed to blow minds, I tell ya.
@AprilFlores: So, you want to head the adult entertainment division of Generico (no title, no genre cues on the box; it will just say Porno across the spine & front)?
@AprilFlores: Wow, I am so honored to have been refered to by you! *swoon* =) Just to show my appreciation I am going to buy your pussy-sex-toy! I'm sure one of my guy friends will LOVE it for Christmas! ;)
As far as a new term... well, sadly, I can't think of anything better than what you've suggested. I've often referred to myself as full figured, but that sounds less like sexiness, and more like marketing terminology. All I can say is that you are incredibly sexy, and I'm envious of your work and the people who get to be with you! =)
I really can't add anything to this, except that I want to see this vid very badly. There are some outstanding women in this production, especially the fine-ass lady on the cover.
How about we just call them FUCKING GORGEOUS and stop worrying about labeling people based on their weight or age?
Yah, yah, I know... too idealistic and naive. But seriously, I don't subscribe to BBW, MILF or BARELY LEGAL porn... I subscribe to sexy women who know how to BRING IT... they are white, black, blonde, thin, heavy, flat-chested, DDD'd, innocent, and nasty...
The one thing they have in common, is that every one of them has attitude, style, charisma and skill... and they all make me juicy.
So, I'm not going to reinvent a new word for "Fat" that the porn industry can use to make more money off of chubby-chasers with.
Undonne, 'cause while no individual is an island, at least some* can be islets. As a bonus, this offers the quasi-literary pretext that favourers of alt-porn ("It's not a porno", to paraphrase Kindergarten Cop) enjoy.
*Can apply equally to male as female bodies; looking at you, Ron-Ron.
I have two trains of thought on this. The first is that big beautiful women should have their own acronym, such as what mature women have with MILF. The acronym I came up with, especially after studying the beautiful Miss Flores is (and you have to say it as the Fonz would) WOAH - Women Of Abundant Heft.
My second train of thought hearkens back to my college days when my best friend and I used call cute chubby girls mopeds. I'm just leaving that there, thank you very much.
@Lux Alptraum: Is that Michigander Wert still at Jalopnik? Recall him a Tigers fan -- came out during the '06 MLB playoff coverage at Deadspin -- with him presumably a Lions rooter, too.
@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: If it makes you feel any better, I think there is something heroic about an 0-16 season. Seriously - any number of teams can go 1-15 or 2-12 - there's nothing redeeming about that kind of badness - but 0-16 is epic; it's the stuff legends are made of. The Spartans at Thermopylae were destroyed tot he last man; so were the Texans at the Alamo. That's what greatness is about. I'm not out to get the Lions - I just think that if you're going to lose, you might as well lose huge.
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Thanks, G - I needed that.
As for the movie... looks fun. Pic 2 has me a bit... irked... simply because the "rock" in "Kick rock" is usually a plural - you "kick rocks," instead of just the one, random rock. Of course, I now prefer the term "agitate the gravel," because it's just cooler.
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Hugs and Kisses
Donna Marie
02/06/09
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Latex MILFs... I'm personally waiting for "School Girl MILVes," which, of course, would feature actual MILVes in school girl garb. Guaranteed to blow minds, I tell ya.
02/06/09
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12/09/08
I like Voluptuous, Juicy, Curvy, and even BBW (it still stands for something nice).
A big hug to Al aka El Negro Magnifico. :)
12/09/08
I prefer voluptuous, curvy, juicy, and even BBW (it stands for something nice.)
A big hug to Al aka El Negro Magnifico! :)
12/09/08
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12/10/08
As far as a new term... well, sadly, I can't think of anything better than what you've suggested. I've often referred to myself as full figured, but that sounds less like sexiness, and more like marketing terminology. All I can say is that you are incredibly sexy, and I'm envious of your work and the people who get to be with you! =)
12/09/08
I really can't add anything to this, except that I want to see this vid very badly. There are some outstanding women in this production, especially the fine-ass lady on the cover.
12/09/08
Yah, yah, I know... too idealistic and naive. But seriously, I don't subscribe to BBW, MILF or BARELY LEGAL porn... I subscribe to sexy women who know how to BRING IT... they are white, black, blonde, thin, heavy, flat-chested, DDD'd, innocent, and nasty...
The one thing they have in common, is that every one of them has attitude, style, charisma and skill... and they all make me juicy.
So, I'm not going to reinvent a new word for "Fat" that the porn industry can use to make more money off of chubby-chasers with.
12/08/08
*Can apply equally to male as female bodies; looking at you, Ron-Ron.
12/08/08
My second train of thought hearkens back to my college days when my best friend and I used call cute chubby girls mopeds. I'm just leaving that there, thank you very much.
11/28/08
Even so, these pictures, mostly the last, redeem you.
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