Keep It Clean: Top Ten Sexy Laundry Videos

Nobody likes doing laundry—least of all us. However, if there were ladies like these at our local laundromat, we'd be getting our jeans messy more often (pun most definitely intended). Less complaining, more dancing in panties! More »

Too Hot For YouTube: Save The Boobs!

YouTube's long been known for its unfriendliness to porn trailers and vaguely suggestive videos—but now they've gone too far. The latest casualty in YouTube's war against sexy? A bouncy, breastacular, slow-mo bikini video...that raises awareness about breast cancer. More »

Hot For Teacher: Top Ten Sexy Teacher Videos

We wish our high school teachers had been this hot. We would have been a lot more psyched about being sent to detention if these women were the ones we had to answer to. More »

I'll Be Your French Maid: Top Ten Sexy French Maid Videos

Cleavage bursting at the seams, obscenely tiny skirts with frills a tickling feather duster constantly at hand, and a sultry foreign accent. Honestly, is there anything unappealing about French maids? More »

Jump On It: Top Ten Hottest Jump Rope Videos

We're about to change your mind about jumping rope forever. No longer is it a game we remember from grade school; no, it's a perfectly pornographic moment...just as soon as a hot chick decides to pick up that rope. More »

Playing With Your Food: Top Ten Sexy Food Videos

Our mother always told us not to play with our food. We followed that rule all these years...until we discovered these sexy videos of softcore food play. More »

"The Girlfriend Experience" Official Trailer With Sasha Grey

Contain yourselves now (good thing you can't see us freaking out over here), but here's your first glimpse at Sasha Grey's film, "The Girlfriend Experience," by Steven Soderbergh. More »

The Official "Not The Cosby Show XXX" Trailer

The more we see of "Not The Cosby Show XXX," the more we love it. The release by Hustler Video is scheduled for June 2nd, and we're nearly dying of anticipation. More »

Belldonna Is Made Out Of Magic

We knew that Belladonna was completely, totally amazing; but we didn't realize she was magic! Yet right here, in this video of Belladonna with a popsicle, is proof that she's truly more than mortal. More »

Pop Rocks: They Get Your Rocks Off

We all know about the Altoids trick, but were you aware that Pop Rocks help you get your rocks off? Perhaps inspired by Raven Riley, a hardcore fan decided to spread the word. More »

Shake That Ass!

The world has taken so much from us: our youth, our health, our optimistic outlook—but they'll never take young girls shaking their asses on YouTube. (And if they try, we've got a gun.). More »

Girls, Scantily Clad, Exercising. Nuff Said.

Consider this your moment of zen: four fantastic videos of scantily clad girls exercising. Like you had something better to watch this evening? More »

Sneezing: Your New Favorite Thing

Already exhausted your fart fetish? Don't worry, there are plenty of other bodily functions to fetishize—for instance, sneezing! (Sure, it's nothing new... but at least it's finally made its way stateside. Thanks, YouTube!) More »

Too Hot For YouTube: This Week In Banned Videos

You may have thought that YouTube's crackdown on "suggestive" videos would be limited to obviously borderline content—like those popular nipple-free porno trailers. But it's not just the pornographers who are taking a hit. More »

Fart Porn Goes Even More Mainstream

YouTube may be cracking down on "suggestive" videos, but at least fart fetish videos still count as family friendly. Just ask Mollie, who's more than happy to seductively describe all her tummy troubles. More »

Ning, YouTube Increase Restrictions On Adult Content; Twitter Still Loves Porn

Sad news for social media enthusiasts: both Ning and YouTube have announced new restrictions on adult content, thereby making the internet a vastly more boring place. More »