And apparently ladies really love elves: during her stint as Link, Justine was able to wrest a kiss from the lips of fellow Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely...and, uh, a few other things, too.

· Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School (drsketchy.com)
· Justine Joli (justinejoli.com)
· Ryan Keely (ryankeely.com)

At first glance, Coco de Mer looks like any other upscale boutique—but upon further inspection, all sorts of naughtiness is revealed. The patterns decorating the wallpaper and upholstery obscure scenes of lovemaking, the butterfly necklace has phallus-shaped openings—and, of course, there's all the dildos, lingerie, and fetish gear lining the shelves (and we'd be remiss if we didn't mention the china plate that reads "Cock.").

Best of all, though, are the dressing rooms: a small panel on the walls can be opened to transform the rooms into two halves of a confessional box. With your lover one side, and you on the other, you can confess all your naughty secrets (we're betting you'll get a more interesting punishment than just a few "Hail Marys."). And, of course, no Coco de Mer dressing room would be complete without a Private Poses camera...

And though many of Coco de Mer's wares fall on the pricier end of the spectrum, they do offer quite a few affordable products (including some of our favorite sex toys from places like Lelo and Fun Factory). True, in this economy, splurges may be few and far between—but if you're going to open your wallet, shouldn't it be in the service of better sex?

Coco de Mer NYC is located at 263 Elizabeth Street, between Prince and Houston.

· Coco de Mer (cocodemerusa.com)

Up this week: Raven Alexis, who got to play a kinky ESL teacher to student Manuel Ferrara.

8 AM I'm at my hotel, waiting for my ride to the set. When it's a feature movie, like today, I study my script a lot in the morning before my shoot. I always want to make sure that the lines are fresh in my mind. In the movie I play a kinky English as a Second Language (ESL) teacher to a bunch of adult foreigners. I think I'll start with some naughty four letter words. ;) I can't wait to see director Robby D. and the crew – it's been about a month since my last movie.

9 AM In the makeup chair with the amazing Melanie! Diamond Foxx is on set today, she is so gorgeous and sweet. I'll have to try and peek in on her scene in a little bit. It's so great to see everyone – and be filming again. I love my job.

10 AM Went to wardrobe and got dressed in a super sexy outfit. Back to reading my lines and I've got to put lotion on to. So excited to film with Manuel Ferrara – he's always so wonderful to work with.

11 AM I love the outfit I'm wearing – I feel like such a sexy teacher! Mel changed my eye shadow to match my top – I have really smoky eyes now! I'm going to love playing a dirty teacher – it's been a long time fantasy.

12 PM Still studying my script – making sure that I know my lines perfectly. All the girls here today are so ridiculously hot. It's making me really wet and horny.

1 PM Filming dialogue on the classroom set right now – we are laughing a lot, and having so much fun. Being on a porn set is really so much fun – I don't think people realize how awesome of a job it is!

2 PM More dialogue! I need to have sex!!! LOL. We have been taking breaks in between filming dialogue. I get my makeup touched up a lot – every half hour or so. :)

3 PM We are eating lunch and getting ready for my sex scene. YAY. I'm on my way to the bathroom now to do my before scene stuff … brushing my teeth, putting on body spray, more lotion, and of course, getting in the makeup chair to get touched up again. Have to look super hot for Manuel and the HD cameras!

4 PM We are filming my scene now, it's going to rock! Manuel and I have lots of built up sexual tension from the day, and we are going to go crazy! :)

5 PM Finished my sex scene. It was freaking amazing. Manuel and I forget that the cameras are there when we have sex. We go nuts – tons of kissing, and today he was biting me, slapping my ass, pulling my hair, and almost choked me out. Mmm, I'm getting wet again, thinking about it.

6 PM Just got out of the shower, the hot water felt so good. I'm worn out from all the fucking, but I promise I'll be just as hornier, if not more, tomorrow!

7 PM Reading my book, waiting for my ride back to the hotel. I will finish this book tonight, while listening to my iPod, cuddling into the warm, comfy couch. I just need to remember to start bringing a blanket. That would make it simply heavenly!!!

8 PM Back to my hotel now, going to write emails, blogs, and order room service. So yummy! Then tomorrow will be another day of wild sex. Better rest up!

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

In addition to thanking her fans and analyzing the gender-redefining dynamics of The Box's burlesque acts, Joanna also talks about canoodling with the other guests. While some of us get flustered around pornstars, Joanna floats around with ease (because she's a pornstar. Duh).

As for Levi Johnston, who seems to be everyone's favorite topic, Joanna has this to say:

He is pretty handsome. I don't normally crave Republican cock but I am certainly excited to see this one.

More photos/good times at XOXO Joanna Angel (xoxojoannaangel.com)

This porn version of "Alice," the third to be shot this year, promises something far more Sunny (the delicious Sunny Lane is the most deceptively wholesome of the three Alices) and, well, less Stormy and Grey.

Not only that, but the movie, which wrapped yesterday at McLean's ranch in Sunland, will be released concurrently with Tim Burton's version of "Alice," slated for February 2010.

We've already visited the Hole, the dungeon down which Alice follows the rabbit (the rabbit is Lavish Styles), and now we're ready for the Mad Hatter's tea party, hosted by Evan Stone. But first Kimberly Kane must masturbate.

"I play Alice's dirty sister," says Kane, in yet another impressive hairdo. "I masturbate while reading this illustrated 'Story of O.'"

It's the last day of shooting and the mountainside is decorated Wonderland-style. Dust blows up the canyon and Sunny Lane and Kimberly Kane do their best to not squint at the camera. McLean's dogs, horses, and assembled menagerie try to avoid the camera.

Lane, just back from a month-long stint at the Moonlite Bunnyranch, is greeted warmly by Kane, who stands out in the porn world for having something nice to say about everybody.

"You are the sweetest thing," said Kane as Lane tottered down the hill. Soon they would be naked, with dust everywhere, but we will preserve the fantasy for a little while longer.

· Erica McLean (hardcorecircusxxx.com)
· Carlos Batts (carlosbatts.com)

This week we have Janie Summers, who had a very fun Wednesday with Mick Blue.

9:00am I know it's not really that early, but when you've been fucking and filming nonstop the past two days, it's hard to be wide awake. I'm getting a ride to set right now.

10:00am We are shooting in a gorgeous mansion at the very top of the Hollywood hills. I'm in the make-up chair right now. The make-up artist has a "cunt" shirt on. I want one!!! LOL. She's such a sweet lady with hair just like mine, so she always does it awesome. I love it!

11:15am I'm being hollered at to start my scene with Mick Blue. Don't have time to write more.

12:00pm Mick and I are still having sex, but during my scene we keep laughing and messing up. I also bumped the camera, so we are taking a quick break.

1:25pm Jimmy, our gaffer, made me eggs and chorizo for lunch. So yummy! Thanks, Jimmy!!!!

1:50pm We got done early today because it was a gonzo scene with very little dialogue. It's the feature movies that take a long time because of all the different camera angles, etc. It also helps to have a short day when you work really well with the other performer, like Mick and I do.

2:15pm Mick is taking me back to my hotel. A couple of years ago I visited Austria, close to where he is from, so we're talking about how beautiful it is. Maybe him and I can shoot a hot scene in the Austrian mountains sometime. ;)

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Belladonna
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Belladonna
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Syd Blakovich, Jessie Lee, and Ellen Stagg
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Jessie Lee
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Syd Blakovich and Jessie Lee
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Jessie Lee and Ellen Stagg
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Darenzia and Jade Vixen
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Darenzia and Jade Vixen
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Playgirl go-go boys Matt and Chris
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Playgirl go-go boys Matt and Chris
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Playgirl go-go boys Matt and Chris
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Justin Bond and John Cameron Mitchell
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Jo Boobs, The Baroness, and Dante Posh
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Our sponsors at njoy
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Miss Calico
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Miss Calico
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Lorelei Lee
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Jiz Lee and Lorelei Lee
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Jiz Lee
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Lorelei Lee, Jiz Lee, and Joanna Angel
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Lorelei Lee, Jiz Lee, and Joanna Angel
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Joanna Angel
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Joanna Angel
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Jessie Lee and Jonathan Ames
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Ellen Stagg and Jessie Lee
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Jiz Lee and Justine Joli
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Jiz Lee and Justine Joli
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Justine Joli and the njoy Eleven
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Arpad Miklos and Jiz Lee
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Brian Moylan and Arpad Miklos
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Jiz Lee, Lux Alptraum, and Justine Joli. Editors get all the babes.
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Syd Blakovich and Lux Alptraum. Editors really get all the babes.
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Syd Blakovich
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Can't wait to see how it turns out? Friend of Fleshbot Violet Blue had a front row seat for the action, and kindly snapped a few photos behind the scenes. Check out her blog for a peak at what she saw.

· on set for Courtney Trouble's "Bordello" (tinynibbles.com)
· Thumbnail star: Mistress Akira on set, shot by Violet Blue
· Courtney Trouble (courtneytrouble.com)
· Good Releasing (goodreleasing.com)

Jane was just about to squirt chocolate on herself, at which point my camera was jostled by ravening lesbians who proceeded to lick it off her.

The event was the Exotic Erotic Ball, a hit or miss affair with heart and soul and plenty of local color. Like this protester's sign, however, the Ball tried to cater to as diverse a group as possible but didn't have its act together. Still, the friendliness of the crowd inside was a very welcome and opposite counterpoint to the real hatred of this group of protesters.

Down south, delightful pixie Aiden Starr auditions for Erica McLean and Carlos Batts' upcoming "Alice in Wonderland" porn adaptation (which will be at least the third this year and, if she gets the role, Starr's second foray through the looking glass).

April Flores, of course, plays the Red Queen. I think that will be awesome.

Across Porn Valley, Ashlynn Brooke plays Sookie in New Sensations' adaptation of "True Blood," scripted by Brooke herself. She is so unbelievably pretty I forgot her clothes were on.

The chameleonic Misty Stone plays Tara (she just found out Lafayette was dead) and Evan Stone plays Evan Stone playing a guy from the show. In the background we see Ralph Long, pulling double duty as a boom operator (we last saw Long as Screech in "This Ain't Saved by the Bell" as well as in "The Sex Files").

Finally we managed to get inside, to Silverlake's Bigfoot Lodge (this reporter's local bar), where at 10 in the morning Misty Stone inspired more wood within the woody surroundings.

Here is Steve's set from Friday.

Aaaaand his set from Saturday.

*****

· Photos by Steve Prue for TeamRockStarImages. (teamrockstarimages.com)

It really was Tommy Gunn's week: First he debuted his pretty awesome "Cummin at You" 3-D porn, in which he and Sindee Jennings literally COME RIGHT AT YOU, and then he trotted off to fuck Jada Fire in Dave Naz's upcoming "Cheating Hollywood Wives" for Private.

I love this picture of Jada Fire. She looks like the type of backup singer the star gets jealous of and kicks off the tour.

Next is Bree Olson in the upcoming "Bree's College Daze 3" for Adam & Eve. Like ZZ Top once did, Bree travels to various places - in the case of these movies, colleges - and makes things right. With her very Breeness.

Breeness rhymes with penis, and that is exactly what Mr. Marcus has up Sasha Grey in "Cheating Hollywood Wives." See how I worked that in there? See how Mr. Marcus did? One seems more fun than the other ...

If only the "Star Trek" parodies had featured Captains Pike, Kirk, and Picard - nah, they still would have sucked. Still, Sara Stone's Rebecca, who seduces Woody (Mr. Pete) after the latter gets Sam's (Joel Lawrence) little black book, seems to have flesh in the places Kirstie Alley wishes she had it. Am I being weightist and insensitive? I am sorry; it is how I feel. Distribution of weight is important to me.

Evan Stone's Cliff ("We strive to always put Evan in a moustache," said director Lee Roy Myers) and Mr. Pete's Woody were particularly effective in the parody, which suggests that "sometimes you wanna go where everybody blows a load."

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)

(And hey, there's always next year, too...)

· Central Park 2009 (flickr.com)

Belladonna's "Strapped Dykes" (or as we've come to think of it, "Syd and Jiz Do Them All") will feature seven sex scenes. In addition to Syd Blakovich and Jiz Lee (the titular "strapped dykes," who appear in every scene), it stars Belladonna, Bobbi Starr, April Flores, Aiden Starr, and a happily recovered Sinn Sage.

We had the good fortune to be on set for two days of shooting: last Thursday, we witnessed Syd and Aiden taking each other on; on Friday, Jiz and April got busy right before our very eyes. Above is a video of some of the highlights of our time on set. So you don't have to take our word for it: see for yourself what kind of hotness happens when Belladonna Entertainment goes queer.

BONUS: Click here to see our day two photo gallery.

· Belladonna's "Strapped Dykes" (enterbelladonna.com)
· Video edited by Mike Byhoff

"It's a traditional three-act structure," said DCypher, tenting his fingers and looking thoughtfully into the middle distance. "The initial conflict is that the Naughty Blonde MILF Librarians have a naughty book section in their library that three guys want to ban."

The NBMLs are Brooke Haven, Heidi Mayne, and Holly Sampson. Tatum Pierce, also blonde and naughty but not yet a MILF, also appears in the movie.

"So Act Two is that the librarians decide to fuck the three guys in order to change their minds, which they do," the director said. "And Act Three involves the librarians fucking each other."

So these librarians, they started out as Naughty Blonde Milves, and - ?

"Yes," DCypher said, "the girls themselves don't have much of an arc, but they change everyone around them."

We took a moment to watch Brooke Haven sprawl frankly across the library's checkout desk. Later, Jay Ashley overcame his book-banning zeal to fuck Heidi Mayne.

The Sin City movie, which is being edited as of this writing and which will be released in September, is one of several mini-features the ancient and venerable porn company is shooting to add to its large back catalog.

And would "Naughty Blonde Asian MILF Librarians Who Are Also Overweight" be far behind?

"We've got a lot of niches covered already," said DCypher. "It's like a Jim Holliday movie."

· Sin City (sincityfilms.com)
· Buy DCypher's movies (gamelink.com)

· Belladonna's Pic of the Day (enterbelladonna.com)
· Belladonna Entertainment (enterbelladonna.com)

"I don't know," director Danny Case said on May 26. "Maybe putting 'Big Butt' in there is too much?"

But Variety is already calling the project BBOO, I thought. Don't change the name now...

The rooms of the rented Woodland Hills home were redolent of skin and sweat and oil that day as Ava Rose, Angelina Ash, Sophie Dee, Phoenix Marie, Lisa Ann, Kristina Rose, and Kagney Linn Karter tried gamely to only fuck on the areas where a tarp had been laid down.

Now, a short two months later, we have a DVD that gets almost clinically close to the action, with nary a frame that doesn't have some slicked and abundant piece of flesh in it, either by itself or encircling a hole.

The day unfolded just as the DVD does, with introductory shots of the cast members stripping and oiling alone, culminating in a slutty slip 'n' slide.

These women were writhing in oil and each other for hours. For you. I was there. The least you could do is look at them.

· 3rd Degree Films (thirddegreefilms.com)
· Buy "Big Butt Oil Orgy" (gamelink.com)

*****

Previously: Danny Case Unveils Porn's Next Big Thing With "Big Butt Oil Orgy"

Yes, we've said the same thing about everyone from Joanna Angel to Dana DeArmond to Stoya to Sasha Grey - and it might very well be someone else next week - but have you ever seen such a pretty face?

We first met Stone on the set of "Not the Cosbys XXX" last year. Her masturbation scene as Denise sent us to a different world. Today she was on the set of "Not Saved By the Bell XXX" playing the hard-loving teacher of Screech et al. Can a porn parody hope to capture her Girl Next Door (with Spread Labia) Adorableness?

The L.A.-born, 420-friendly Stone is only 22. How will we know if she's thinking of us?

· Misty Stone (mistystone.info)