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more about #xplay more comments → Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: (no relation) Unless you count sexual. Amiright? Amiright? [Tugs at collar.] #hillaryscott more » davidaaronclark000: I foresee a flurry of third-person press releases from Jeff somehow turning this review into, as Jose Chung would put it, "an unqualified rave!" more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: This probably won't get read, but I wonder if this whole Erin Andrews situation (check Deadspin) will have an effect on this movie? Oh, who am I kidd... more » Tricked: This disturbs me on many levels, mostly because it should probably be a gay male affair not a mainstream one. Otherwise, it'd just be a cheerleader (... more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: I hope they have a scene with Suzy Kolber and Joe Namath. more » WoreItWell: James Deen as Pat Sumerall? Wouldn't surprise me for a minute. more » Tricked: I now desire a Jello Pudding Pop. more » FalconryoftheEroticVariety: bah, if this doesnt have bathtub cosby it aint worth pissing on. more » CharlesOryx: Didn't the Huxtable-couple sort of always get it on by the end of every episode (if the problem was solved by then)? Now Married with Children is a ch... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Also: piss off Cosby? Have you considered his proclivities, with the ladies? He doesn't have a leg to stand on. more » MalzyWheels: Good Idea: Piss off Cosby. Married With Children, though: I'd camp out at 1am in front of my friendly neighborhood adult bookstore for that release. more » MalzyWheels: Never say never. Or at least don't give up hope. Okay, pray that she'll do more boy/girl scenes. What I wouldn't give to be embedded in her! more » Loki47: What made her give up guy scenes now? more » FalconryoftheEroticVariety: talk about a day that will live in infamy. teagan we will always have jack's teen america. more » -
#dvd
"Flight Attendants" Crashes Despite Ample Buoyancy
Global Air's ridership has taken a nosedive since one of its planes did. And rival Trans Con won't let Global forget it! So Global's flight attendants decide to grow their customer base the only way they know how. More » -
#upcoming
Football Parody Porn Set To Change The Way You View John Madden
And now for something completely bizarre: X-Play has just announced the upcoming release of "Not Monday Night Football XXX." Well, with all those tight ends going deep, it was bound to happen eventually. More » -
#parodies
"Not The Cosbys XXX" Is Already Our Pick For Best Porn Parody Of 2009
Any doubts we may have had about the credibility of X-Play's "Not The Cosbys XXX" have been completely put to rest by this behind-the-scenes video. Because, damn, Heathcliff is spot on. More »
