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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Taco Edition
The Motels ("Take the L out of 'lover' and it's 'over'") is my choice for Awfulest Band of the 80's, but it had a canon. Taco's lone hit was a cover. More »What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? No F'ing Kidding
Just last week a reader traveled back to the "Diver Down" era to rename a porn movie "People Fucking." And yet this week we get the most obvious title in the world, 25 years late. More »What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Retronyms Edition
What do Hairy Pussies and Coca Cola Classic have in common? They're both retronyms: names created when the original word was no longer descriptive enough. Forgive me, Dr. Lederer. More »What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? I See A Darkness Edition
"We have looked into the anus, and it is us," someone once said. While the font of Evil Angel's "Deep Anal Abyss 2" doesn't impart the despair Adrianna Nicole must be feeling, I'd Camus her. More »What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? That Is Not What I Meant At All Edition
Lisa Ann looks so tempting and accessible on this boxcover that it makes us sad that she's crazy. Poor thing. What? She's not crazy? But the title of the - I don't get it. More »What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Put The Needle On The Record Edition
While prefixing anything with the word "cyber-" makes us giggle like when our granddad warned about "smoking drugs," this movie inspires nostalgia for the days when we would suffix fortune cookie aphorisms with ".com." More »What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Erectile Wardrobe Malfunction Edition
In this weekend's glut of conspicuously consumptive footballery, remember the simple furtive pleasures of grabbing glimpses of panties beneath those Cardinals snowbird muumuus or Steelers blast furnace aprons. More »What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Jerked By An Angel Edition
Unless performed on oneself, the handjob is the toughest of the marital arts. Therefore the notion of a "Fantasy" handjob made me think of Cthulhu (the tentacles!), Grimace, the Archangel Gabriel, or a unicorn. More »What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Sleight of Ass Edition
We meet at a quickie trade paperback celebrity book-signing ("Dana Plato's Posthumous Carb Diary"), you ask if I'd like to give you a creampie, then you show me your ass. I think: Amateur. More »What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Ass-perger's Edition
This movie dutifully answers the question "How many nurses take it up the ass?" But my question for you, Dear Readers, is "Must we go through that forward ass to get to the remaining five?"What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? 69 Days of Christmas Edition
"We're stuffing more things than stockings this Christmas," crows the pitch for this release featuring the biteable Tyla Wynn. All right. We'll take that. But you can do better.What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Negative Space Edition
We don't always love Wicked's movies, but we do love their boxcovers. Probably because, like porn itself, they leave room for our wild imaginations to wander.What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? BBW Revisited
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? U-Turn to "Tunnel Butts"
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Promoting from Within Edition
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Mama Said Turn You Out Edition
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? The Gapes of Wrath Edition
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Who Gets To Be A Prostitute Edition
Having never met a hooker with a heart of gold (and this is a singular tragedy), I still think prostitutes are swell. Morning, evening, at the Presbyterian barbecue for my Congressman - or anytime! But what conditions have to be met for a porn movie to advertise a prostitute rather than its standby whore, slut, or goo-goblin? I think it's a class thing. Your job this week is to emulate Dirtybacon and come up with something thoughtful: please give us your favorite prostitute story. More »What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Being For The Benefit Of Gina Lynn's Ass
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Getting A Handle on Kristie Creame
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Brownout Edition