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Sex Tape Of The Second: Catalina White

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:30:01 EST

When's the last time a former pro-wrestler put out a sex tape? We can only hope the orgasms aren't as fake as the fighting.

Catalina White, Maxim model/WWE wrestler, will be appearing in the Shane's World release "Model American Tour" November 17th. We're actually pretty into this one. As you can tell from the trailer, Catalina seems really game for anything, and we'd like to see everything. Yes, it's another (minor) celebrity sex tape, but there's hope! Maybe this will break down sex tape taboos, and celebrities can stop acting so coy in their own home movies.

· Shane's World to Release Maxim Model's 'Sex Tape' (business.avn.com)
· Trailer via Catalina White Sex Tape! (catalinawhite.com)

Traci Brooks: From TNA Wrestling To T&A

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 15:30:01 EDT

TNA Knockout Traci Brooks will be the first of her kind to grace the pages of Playboy—though with "family-friendly" WWE barring its girls from modeling nude, we're pretty sure she won't be the last. (thesun.co.uk)

Wild Women Fighting: Top Ten Bikini Wrestling Videos

Kate Kant — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:00:00 EDT

Professional wrestling doesn't quite make our hot list, but hot girls wrestling in bikinis is a sport we'll eagerly watch. Especially when they're covered in honey, jello, or mud—hell, even without wrestling lubricant, these girls look good.

As our time-old lesbian obsession attests, everything's just better with a little girl-on-girl action. Doubly so when wrestling and/or jello is involved.

Peach Wrestling II: Bikinis Come Off (youtube.com)

Sexy Women Wrestling (youtube.com)

Hot Sexy xxx babes wrestling (youtube.com)

Amateur Female Jello Wrestling (youtube.com)

SEXY Women Wrestling in KY (youtube.com)

College Girls Mud Wrestling (youtube.com)

Messy Wrestling in Clear Gel (youtube.com)

Hot and Dirty Mud Wrestling (youtube.com)

Honey Wrestling (youtube.com)

Two Girls Wrestling in a Pool of KY (youtube.com)

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Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Girlfight

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:45:00 EDT

Photo by Kristy Lee (politeyoungthings.com)

Drill, Baby, Drill

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:00:00 EDT

This oil crisis is really hitting us hard and it seems that everyone finally agrees that it's important to find alternative sources of energy, because not only are people still paying nearly $4 a gallon for gasoline, our nation's supply of baby oil is running dangerously low. How will giant-breasted women wrestle for fun and profit without the sweet slickness these petroleum-based products provide? On the other hand, wind and solar wrestling doesn't sound like it would be very entertaining. We better to get to an offshore rig fast.

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· oily lesbians (PornHub)

Nippon Vagina Grappling: Getting Physical With "Hardcore Workout"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:15:05 EDT

If Murray Head said that Siam was gonna be the witness to the ultimate test of cerebral fitness, where does that leave Japan? Well, you might say that the Chocoball is in Japan's court: wrestler Chocoball Mukai, that is! If Richard Chamberlain was "Shogun"'s anjin-san, then the comely Japanese gym rats Mukai pillows can only be Olivia Newton John-jin-san. More sake, please.

"Hardcore Workout" features a rarity in Japanese porn: unmosaiced penetration. The ban on non-animated, non-tentacular penetration in Japan results in movies that tend to feature wide shots that are less clinical than their American counterparts. It has also caused a generation of Americans to believe that Japanese people don't have sex.

So the women featured in "Hardcore Workout" are the lesser-known and less shame-encumbered performers in the same way that Chocoball Mukai is known less as a wrestler than as a porn star with a ball-sac like candy.

These health-conscious women turn their morning Stairmaster routines into something that makes their ancestors frown, but at least it provides Stateside types a window into ... I guess it provides Stateside types a window into their vulvas. And that grips me more than would a muddy river or reclining Buddha.

· Third World Media (thirdworldxxx.com)
· Buy "Hardcore Workout" (gamelink.com)

While we here at Fleshbot Central are biting...

Jonnobot — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 11:15:40 EDT

While we here at Fleshbot Central are biting our nails about the results of our current Extreme Pornstar Showdown, folks in another corner of the online smutiverse are still recovering from the most recent round of the Ultimate Surrender female wrestling championship and gearing up for the new season of hot girl-on-girl smackdown action. Who cares about what's happening in the NFL anyway? (blueblood.net; more @ UltimateSurrender.com)

High Drama In "Not Rated Pro Wrestling"

Gram Ponante — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:45:34 EDT

When you took your SATs last year, doubtless you encountered the analogy "Love is to porn as sports is to X." And if for X you chose "professional wrestling" you will be delighted with today's feature film spotlight, which combines porn and wrestling in the same way couchbound people yearned for Alien and Predator to get it on.

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The latest of porn's attempts to marry the pageantry of wrestling to the domain of fake internal popshots, "Not Rated Pro Wrestling," like its predecessors bankrolled by Extreme Associates and Sin City in the late '90s and early oughts, has realized that the flimsy high concept storytelling of porn has been used in wrestling for generations.

But unlike its forebears, "Not Rated Pro Wrestling" throws a little more sex the audience's way, performed by the likes of Kendra Secrets and Chyanne Jewel, who would be R. Crumb's powerful-legged heroines if he ever switched jobs with Vince McMahon.

How it works is this: actual wrestlers with their standard backstories (stole my belt, slept with my girlfriend, etc.) intersperse "legitimate" matches in a sparsely populated hall with wrestling grudge-related sex scenes between the aforementioned pornstresses and people like Evan Stone and Lee Stone. So, for example, Craig Valentine gets back at wrestling rival Evan Stone by showing a video of himself fucking Kendra Secrets.

"Beat that pussy up," Secrets says.

"Make sure when you kiss her on the lips," Valentine says to Stone, "you say hello to my kids, because they're hanging off her chin."

You get the idea.

This series has promise, but it was inevitable that it did not live up to its hype. I get a couple of press releases every week for this, and to watch the poorly rehearsed and scripted video, where viewers can hear each audience member clapping (there seem to be about ten), seems like kids' exercises in putting on "skits" for the new video camera, circa 1986.

Free of any real direction, the hammiest performers do well. Enter Evan Stone and Ron Jeremy. Stone knows this is a laugh, and we hope he got his day rate. He shows up in armor, for example.

Making the moves on "Vampire Warrior"'s girlfriend, Chyanne, Stone reveals that "on the road, wrestlers talk."

Jeremy, as a color commentator opposite a wrestler named Angelo "A Train," works his ass off like a Poconos comedian in a tough room.

The room itself appears to be a massive Florida strip club, rented for a couple of days.

Staying true to the pro-wrestling format of betrayal and vendetta, "Not Rated Pro Wrestling" to its credit fills the disc with several sex scenes and plenty of wrestling, as well as interstitial exposition of why everyone is so mad at each other. Some people are cheap, others introduced their former friends' daughters to porn, etc. Like watching wrestling without sex, it gets confusing to follow the storlyline sometimes.

While Mary Carey and Tyler Faith are in the movie, they do not show up in sex scenes. Those go to Secrets, Keeanie Lei, and Jessica Haze.

As a porn flick, "Not Rated Pro Wrestling" could have stood some improvement, but I say with all honesty that if you like professional wrestling, you will like this movie.

- Review by Gram Ponante

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Not Rated Pro Wrestling
Studio: New Porn Order
Director: Craig Valentine
Cast: Matt Bateman, Snakemaster Abudadene, Blackheart, Pablo Marquez, Loaded Cash, Kendra Secrets, Kis Romeo, Billy Blade, Annie Social, Buff Bagwell, Misty, Lee Stone, Keeanie Lei, Mary Carey, Doc Rivers, Mr. Montana, Tyler Faith, Jessica Haze, Vampire Warrior, Too Cold Scorpio, Evan Stone, Craig Valentine, Chyanne Jewel, Dick Fitzwell, "Knockout" Nikki, All the Money, Ron Jeremy, A Train

· New Porn Order (newpornorder.com)
· Buy "Not Rated Pro Wrestling" (gamelink.com)

Wrestling babe Christy Hemme is apparently...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 11:20:33 EDT

Wrestling babe Christy Hemme is apparently a big hit across the pond in the UK. Perhaps it's because she employs a move called the Flying Firecrotch Guillotine, which sounds awfully dangerous. But those crazy kids are probably into that sort of thing over there. (dailypoa.com)

This Week In Cunniringus: "Not Rated Pro Wrestling"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 21:35:18 EDT

"It's the beginning of a new dawn in entertainment," rumbles the press release for "Not Rated Professional Wrestling," a DVD in which porn stars and people who want to look like them alternate between fighting and fucking, from ring to rented room, from 69 to suplex, for your viewing pleasure. Participating porners include Tyler Faith, Evan and Lee Stone (no relation) and Mary Carey, who seems destined for this. You must give credit to the NRPW for forging a link between wrestling and straight porn, and for finding the perfect two disciplines where saying something like "It's the beginning of a new dawn in entertainment!" won't get you laughed out of the room.

The NRPW also stages live events —with all the sweat but none of the penetration—for the public.

· New Porn Order (newpornorder.com)

So how does WWE diva Candice Michelle manage...

Jonnobot — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:25:36 EDT

So how does WWE diva Candice Michelle manage to keep a high profile among non-wrestling fans aside from her occasional appearances in GoDaddy commercials and the (very) odd Project Runway episode? Easy—by sitting back and letting people find even more footage and screencaps from her days as a girl-on-girl fetish model! It's certainly helping us keep Candice on our radar—and we couldn't tell you any of her other signature moves if we tried. (wrestlingnewsdesk.com)

Naked WWE Diva Battle Royale

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:30:29 EDT

The beautiful women of World Wrestling Entertainment (not to be confused with the Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling) have a long and healthy relationship with Playboy magazine. And by that, we mean that pretty much everyone of them has appeared naked on their pages at some point. So which one kicked the most ass, so to speak? While most of their disputes can be fairly settled inside the squared circle, this one can only be determined by the fairest judge of all—the internet. And then if they want to maybe debate it further in one of their sport's famous "lingerie matches," that would be fine too.

· Which WWE Diva (past & present) looks best naked? (on205th.com)

Aria Vs. Bianca: Battle Royale

Jonnobot — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:46:43 EDT

And while we're on the subject of topless superheroines today ... well actually we don't know whether Aria Giovanni and Bianca Beauchamp have any real superpowers aside from the uncanny ability to cause a mysterious stirring in our pants whenever they're around. But even though they may be mere mortals, their knock-down, drag-out catfight in the new issue of Bizarre is every bit as hot as we expected it to be, proving that sometimes these things really are worth the wait (and hype). In fact, all that was missing was hypnotic laser beams shooting out of their boobs and ladyparts ... but we guess you can't have everything. (Though maybe they might want to consider that for Round 2?)

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· Aria Vs Bianca Shoot! (bizarremag.com; free registration may be required)

See also:
· Bianca Beauchamp (biancabeauchamp.com)
· Aria Giovanni (ariagiovanni.com)

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Previously: "Porn Is Actually Super-Powered Women Trying To Kill Each Other"

Not since Alien Vs. Predator has there been...

Jonnobot — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:15:18 EDT

Not since Alien Vs. Predator has there been a more hotly anticipated matchup than Aria Giovanni Vs. Bianca Beauchamp in a round of hot girl-on-girl latex catsuit fighting action ... only in this case, it looks like the finished product might actually live up to the preview trailer. Is it too early to be looking forward to a rematch already? (bizarremag.com)

Naked Oil Wrestling Makes Good Television Great

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:53:58 EST

Even though we are huge fans of girl-on-girl action, we've never really gotten into Showtime's lesbotastic drama "The L Word." (It's on past our bedtime.) We were also under the impression that, despite a fair amount of naked lady goodness, it was pretty much just a normal TV show with lots of talking and emotions and problems solving togetherness. So why didn't anyone tell us about the Turkish oil wrestling? Honestly, is there any show on television that couldn't be improved with a slippery bikini fight between its hottest characters? If not, than it should probably be canceled anyway.

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· The L Word: Lesbian Oil Wrestling Full Clip (YouTube, via Gawker)

Flesh Flicks: Pinned Into Submission

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 18:43:50 EST

A man wrestling a woman is caught in a peculiar bind. If he loses, he obviously looks like wimp who got beat up by a lady. If he wins, however, than he looks like a bully who picks on girls. If she oils him up, pins him, and then sucks his cock ... you know, now that we think about it—this chick may be bigger and stronger than the weakling in question, but somehow we get the sneaking suspicion that he might have let her win.

· "oil wrestling" (RedTube)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Nancy Benoit Exposed (25 Years Ago, That Is)

Jonnobot — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:49:06 EST

Far be it for us to question Larry Flynt's publishing decisions, but we have to wonder about the level of interest out there (not to mention taste) for decades-old nude pics of Nancy Benoit, the slain wife of pro wrestler Chris Benoit. The photos date from a modeling audition video that Nancy made in the early 80s before she started her own pro wrestling career and will be published in Hustler's March 2008 issue. Surely there has to be some juicy photos floating around out there of "celebrity" models who are a little more well known to the general public—not to mention, you know, alive—that Hustler can use to help move those issues off the stand, though if you have an especially morbid fascination with dead wrestling stars or a taste for big-haired 80s babes we suppose you might look forward to seeing the pics. You know who you are.

· "THE REAL STORY BEHIND THE NANCY BENOIT PICS TO BE PUBLISHED IN HUSTLER" (wrestlingnewsdesk.com)
· "Nancy Benoit Nude Photos: Online Video And In Print For Hustler" (nationalledger.com)
· See also: Nancy Benoit (Wikipedia)

Candice Michelle Grapples With Her Foot Fetish Past

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:30:37 EST

Professional wrestling fans have been stunned—stunned!—by the revelation that popular WWE Diva and one-time Women's World Champion Candice Michelle had a previous life as a foot fetish model named Mackenzie Montgomery. You wouldn't think that a non-nude vanilla kink past would cause much of a stir, considering that fans have already seen much, much more of Candice in Playboy and on Cinemax and selling internet domains during the Super Bowl. Even her day job is more salacious, but that guy is totally sucking on her toes! Crazy, right? It's no wonder she was forced to change her name, but thankfully our hero was able to move on to a more respectable and dignified career like professional wrestling.

· Mackenzie Montgomery aka Candice Michelle Foot Worship (Google Video, via wrestlingnewsdesk.com + drunkenstepfather.com)
· Candice Michelle in Playboy (boobieblog.com)

Previously: More Candice Michelle, GoDaddy's "Censorship Hearings" Ad/Candice Michelle

What's going on with the WWE and their neverending...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 13:02:36 EDT

What's going on with the WWE and their neverending supply of racktastic babes like Layla El? (If that is her real name.) And someone actually gets paid to wrestle with them? (americanidol2006blog.blogspot.com)

We hate it when a midget wrestling match...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 13:33:53 EDT

We hate it when a midget wrestling match is interrupted so that one of the competitors can fuck the referree. Or does that mean he won? (sluthead.com)