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more about #worldofpeen more comments → Stewie Griffin: Sounds like the "Sexual Hormone Chewing Gum" in Brave New World. more » atlas: masturbate while you masticate! more » ShrimayiOggie: They should just make flesh colored gum that you stick on the end of your penis when you are done chewing. more » skymotel: We're still not teaching sex education in public schools, right? Oh yeah, clearly nothing can go wrong with this gum. more » Curves: Whats wrong with old fashioned motivation? You dont need gum, you need an erotic partner. more » player_of_games: This could be very handy for me. My teeth could do with a litttle shining up. more » SharmisthaCabbichoke: guppy more » SnehalOebalus: It's a manly guppy unit. more » RoxanneDunnuck: Its a guppys' gobstopper. more » ZimraanPony: Definetly a guppy more » laturk: guppy! more » BambalinaKhayree: slurp that guppy more » Venus Muffinpants: It is a guppy! Very creepy indeed o_O more » raydorn: Guess what I'm thinking about this late nite, give up? A 'Guppy's' you know what! more » SaintStephen: Gup, Gup, Guppy! more » -
#worldofpeen
Sexlets: The Gum That Lets You Sex
Pills require a prescription, and those sketchy packets of bodega "male enhancer" are just, well, sketchy. So why not source your erection enhancing needs out to a chewing gum? A sexy chewing gum, that is. More » -
#worldofpeen
"One Eyed Monster" Has No Time For Subtlety
"One Eyed Monster" (aka the horror-comedy starring Carmen Hart and Ron Jeremy that's not a porn) has a release date... and the wangiest set of (unofficial) movie posters we've seen, um, ever. More »
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#worldofpeen
The Penis That Took Over GTA IV
Yesterday we mentioned a certain flaccid penis making an appearance in a certain video game. Today we've gotten screencaps of said wang: behold it in all its digital glory. More »
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#worldofpeen
GTA IV Goes Full Frontal
Well, it looks like the GTA is going the way of "Walk Hard" and stirring up controversy with—gasp!—a flaccid penis. We haven't been this shocked since Evan Stone's flaccid penis interrupted the Super Bowl. More » -
#faithmouse
It's A Super-Funpacked Double Edition Of Faithmouse This Week!
Censorship may have forced our friend Dan Lacey to remove his last cartoon from eBay, but he's back this week with two, count em, two erotic artworks. More »
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#worldofpeen
The Joydick: One Less Reason To Take Your Hands Out Of Your Pants
We've often prayed for a way to combine our two favorite activities (playing videogames and masturbating, of course). Aside from just sticking our hands down our pants during Rock Band, that is. More » -
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#contest
Match The Peen: Can You Identify The Hottest Men In Porn?
When we assembled our round up of hot straight men in porn, we ran into a bit of a problem. See, we needed photos that would showcase their bodies and faces without the distractions of, you know, boobs and stuff—and photos like that are a bit rare in straight porn, where male talent isn't exactly chosen for their pretty blue eyes. More » -
#sexblogs
Sex Blog Roundup: Cock Allure
Some guys are appreciated for their minds; others are just handy to have around for opening jars. But for the writers in today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene, it's all about the cock. Pity the woman who craves the missing meat in her throat, and the bound submissive who is denied what seems just within tongue's reach. And marvel at the cock that can't seem to decide whether it's orgasmed or not, the john too clueless to detect a blowjob ... and the curvaceous beauty who comes packing a very different kind of heat. More »
