Fleshbot: wii

Boobs Plus Wii: A Winning Combination

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 16:45:00 EST

We're not sure how we remained unaware of Nuts's Topless Wii game for so very, very long—but now that we've found it, we're having a very hard time thinking about anything else. The concept is very simple: Kitty and Hannah play a game on the Wii (topless!), we watch... and then we guess what game they're playing! Don't worry if you don't know too much about the Wii, or its games... you don't really need any backstory to appreciate this.

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· Topless Wii (nuts.co.uk)

Dark Room Sex Game: Sex With The Lights Off (And Clothes On)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:45:17 EDT

You've used your Wii to improve your baseball game and your bowling skills. So why not play something that'll actually help you improve something useful, like your ability to achieve mutual orgasm with your partner? Dark Room Sex Game, an "multiplayer, erotic rhythm game without any visuals," allows players to work together to find a rhythm, then gradually speed up until ... well, you get the idea. If the two player mode is a piece of cake, you can witch to "orgy mode" and swap partners to your heart's content. It may not be as fun as actually getting it on while playing with the Wii, but it's probably the only way you'll get your hot best friend to show you her O face. Demonstration video after the jump.

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· Dark Room Sex Game (itu.dk)

Gratuitous Wii Fit Nudity Of The Day: Emma Frain's Full-Body Topless Workout

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 12:10:46 EDT

Listen, people: Nintendo did not invent the Wii Fit and its technologically advanced balance board just so you could put ass-shaking videos (and more ass-shaking videos) on YouTube. You should also be making boob-shaking videos too! And doing it topless wouldn't hurt either. Zoo Weekly babe Emma Frain will show you how it's done, so pay close attention. Keeping your balance in these situations isn't easy.

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· Emma Frain Wii Fit Topless (full video @ zootoday.com; bikini-fied version @ YouTube)

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Previously: Shaking Your Ass With Wii Fit, Getting Wii Fit (A.K.A. More Ass Shaking) With Jo Garcia

The question we're asking when it comes...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 10:19:14 EDT

The question we're asking when it comes to the WiibratorLink is not why or how, but what is taking so long? It's not like people haven't been waiting for something like this since before they were waiting for Mario Kart. (oioo.deo, via slashdong.org)

Getting Wii Fit (A.K.A. More Ass Shaking) With Jo Garcia

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 10:20:00 EDT

It's hard being right all the time, but we know a trend when we see one. After watching just one video of a girl shaking her ass on the Wii Fit, we predicted a surge of similar clips from everyone with a Nintendo Wii, a video camera and an ass worth shaking. Of course, when a major media outlet gets in on the action, that usually means the trend is over. Or is it just beginning? Playboy's Cyber Girl of the Year Jo Garcia is either going to sell a lot of Wii's or a lot of Playboy subscriptions, but either way, we're starting to understand the appeal of video games as a spectator sport. We feel healthier already!

· Jo Garcia — The Perfect Fit (playboy.com)

Previously: Shaking Your Ass With Wii Fit

Shaking Your Ass With Wii Fit

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 29 May 2008 15:20:38 EDT

The newest videogame sensation has been on sale for less than two weeks, but we think we've already discovered its potential as the world's next hot fetish device. See, one of the ostensibly fat-burning games you can play on its nifty balance board is virtual hula hooping, and ... do you see where this is going? Hot chicks + skimpy clothes + repetitive hip shaking = voyeuristic YouTube phenomenon! Trust us when we say that what you see below is only the beginning.

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· Why every guy should buy their girlfriend Wii Fit. (YouTube)

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· Wii Fit Hula Hoop makes you look stupid (YouTube)

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· WII FIT HULA HOOP TO SHAKIRA HIPS DONT LIE (YouTube)

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· My Girlfriend on the wii (YouTube)

Coming soon (maybe) from the same company...

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:31:30 EDT

Coming soon (maybe) from the same company who bought you Carmen Electra-branded stripper poles and that erotic claymation kit we told you about yesterday: Wii Pole Dancing. It's cheaper (and easier) than installing a pole in your home—though maybe not quite as sexy. And we're pretty sure those crazy upside down moves are out of the question. (peekaboopoledancing.com + dbtechno.com)

Yes, we're as bummed any toilet humor-loving...

Jonnobot — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:04:55 EDT

Yes, we're as bummed any toilet humor-loving gaming nerd that ThinkGeek's Super Pii Pii Brothers was just an elaborate April Fool's prank, but that whole strap on Wii harness contraption has given us a few ideas of our own. "Fem Dom: Mean Girls: The Game", anyone? (thinkgeek.com - thanks J.)

Flesh Flicks: Nintendo Wii Provides Hours Of Hands-Free Sex

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 17:22:47 EST

Perhaps the greatest philosophical question of our age is—Nintendo Wii or Playstation 3? It would take bigger nerds than us to settle this question, because each game system offers different options for different users, so you really have to ask yourself what your gaming needs are. If those needs require that you be able to get fucked by one friend without interrupting your doubles tennis match with another, then we think the choice is now obvious. It's no wonder that we can never find a store that still has any of these babies in stock.

· "Japanese girls fucked while playing Wii" (YouPorn)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Advertising for the Nintendo Wii may emphasize...

Jonnobot — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 11:58:15 EST

Advertising for the Nintendo Wii may emphasize how it brings people together, but as one avid player demonstrates it totally rocks for solo play too. And isn't having a good time with yourself just as important as beating your friends in Wii Boxing? (postyourgirls.com - thanks B.)

Wet Spots: A Good Week For Boobs

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 21:09:44 EST

· Jennifer Love Hewitt's boobs are on fire this week. Well, not literally, but it's true that we've never met two better advertisements for bras. (egotastic.com)

· Funny, we don't remember having to use the Donkey Punch controller form the last time we played WarioWare. Maybe we just haven't reached that level yet. (vgcats.com - thanks Jonas)

· A fur protestor breaks up a fashion show by taking her clothes off. The audience agreed it was the best outfit of the night. (stuff.co.nz)

· A loud, moralizing talk show host asking a female guest if she'd like to pose for some nude pictures = awwwwkward. (Gawker)

· How do you get a convicted felon down off the top of a 72-foot pole? Send him nude pictures of his wife. That punchline will be much funnier once you realize what the hell we're talking about. (dw-world.de + news.scotsman.com)

· Even in conservative Pakistan dancing girls are quite popular. Hmm ... we wonder why that is? (smh.com.au)

· Wanted: "hot-bodied young men" to pose for a nude painting. Don't worry: It's for art's sake, but you will still be treated like a sex object. (indiatimes.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Morning Wood: Still Thinking About The Children

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 09:45:25 EST

· Hopefully no young people will see these Jennifer Aniston bikini pics. We'd hate for them to get the wrong idea about swimming. (drunkenstepfather.com)

· Why don't more libraries and public places block porn on their computers? Well, because it's pretty much impossible. But go ahead and give it a shot if you like big wastes of time. (democratandchronicle.com)

· The Archbishop of Canterbury believes that people think of Anglicanism as church "obsessed with sex." That's nonsense. We think every church is obsessed with sex. (icwales.icnetwork.co.uk)

· Not like this mysterious anti-porn group that's obsessed with the Nintendo Wii instead. We had a feeling that Wii Bowling would corrupt our fragile minds. (Kotaku)

· Finally, kids, don't have sex or you will go to prison! Then again, if they allowed conjugal visits that might not be so bad. (upi.com)

Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

YouTube Watch: Wii Sex

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 15:11:07 EST

There's an excellent chance you've seen this clip already since it's been bouncing around the interwebs for a few days now. You haven't seen it here yet, because despite it's title this video contains no actual sex and the premise is almost too obvious. Ever since the Nintendo Wii was unveiled last year, the very first thing that everyone thinks of when they discover its sleek, wireless, and rumbling remote is where they can stick it, so a viral video like this was only a matter of time. Luckily for you, slow news days bring out our generous side and you check out the Wii action for yourself after the jump. We're also secretly hoping that some of our more adventurous readers might try this stunt for real, and share the results of their experiment with us. Bonus points will be awarded for those attempt it while playing Wii Bowling.

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· The Wii Sex Movie (YouTube)

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Previously: YouTube Watch Archives

PS3 (And Wii) Babes On eBay

Fleshbot — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 13:10:19 EST

As we continue to comb our inbox for items we might have overlooked in our spiked eggnog-induced haze this holiday season, we realize we never mentioned anything about all those hot babes trying to make their PS3 listings on eBay stand out from the rest of the pack with an extra helping of T&A; might Sony have seen better sales in the weeks leading up to Christmas had more people known just how sexy those shiny black consoles could be? (Actually, probably not; despite the fact that there seems to be considerably fewer sightings of boobie-enhanced Wii's on display, Nintendo didn't seem to have any problems moving units. Or at least certain types of units. Maybe sex doesn't sell as much as it used to?)

· "Babes of ebay selling their Playstation 3s and Wiis" (dumpstersluts.com)

Previously: (The Return Of) AuctionBabez, The Wiibrator, Return of the Nerdcore Babes, Linux Sluts Gallery, Cherie Roberts/Nerdcore 2007 Calendar, More Nerdcore: Naked Gamers, "Whores of Warcraft", Nude Auto Mall, More eBay Audio Hotness

Morning Wood: Porn Is Our Business (And Business Is Good)

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:57:24 EST

· The New York Times takes a look at the business side of porn and finds it a bit lacking. Apparently, it's been downgraded from "doing very, very, very well" to just two "very"s. (nytimes.com)

· You've seen (most of) Ashlee Simpson's nipple, but now you can check out the rest of her beach body. These last couple of days have really brought us all closer together. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· Meanwhile Brooke Burke still looks as great in a bikini as ever. (Having a professional photographer follow you around on the beach instead of some random perv with a camera definitely helps. (gorillamask.net)

· Thousands of Nintendo Wiis are barely out of the box, but adult websites are already adjusting to fit its online browser. Hey, what you choose to do with that wireless remote is your own business. (arstechnica.com)

· Britney Spears is going to pose for a nude painting of herself? The posing probably isn't necessary, since we think the artist already has enough to work with. (stuff.co.nz)

· Fake breasts just keep getting bigger all the time ... even those found on mannequins. Well, we know at least one guy who is happy about that development. (metro.co.uk)

· We agree that it's important to keep porn away from young children, but we're not sure that leaving them in the car while you shop at the adult book store is really going far enough. (thepittsburghchannel.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

The Wiibrator

Violet Blue — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 14:50:49 EST

Apparently, where there's a Wii, there's a way—to make it into a sex toy, that is. Leave it to qDot over at Slashdong to point us toward the latest filthy dirty hardware hacks, this time featuring gaming's newest darling, the Wii. Shall we have another round of bluetooth sex hyperbole, or is this patch the real deal? "Wiibrator is a python application for Linux that puts control of a TranceVibrator (but requires a kernel patch for some reason?) in your hands through interaction with the Wiimote." We'll just have to see what kind of semaphore-like, swashbuckling moves you'd have to pull with Wii in hand to make it all worthwhile... -V. Blue

· The Wiibrator (slashdong.org)

Previously: Marital Aid Test Kitchen: 7 Function Wireless Remote Egg, Xbox's Vibration Sensation, Sex Toy TechWatch: Je Joue Programmable Vibrator, Porn on Nintendo DS?, Sex Toy TechWatch, Nintendo Revolution Sex Toy?