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Mark Stone Reminds Us That Big Butts Were Made For "TV"

DCypher — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:00:00 EST

Sexy Brooke Haven headlines Mark Stone's latest Wicked offering, "Big Butt TV"—a series of erotic encounters also featuring ass-endowed starlets Brittney Stevens, Charlotte Vale, Crista Moore, Evie Delatosso, and Zoe Britton. Hooray for booty!

Sweet callipygian curves haunt our dreams most nights. We can't stop thinking about how those deep- cheeks simply hang out all day and night, covering sweet, juicy, pink holes of immeasurable pleasure. Mark understands our curse. He must. Why else would he assemble a bunch of hot ass chicks with phat asses getting drilled in their Texas-sized bubbles?

Brooke Haven is like one of our first loves. It's bittersweet watching her do her thing: comforting to see our girl, yet wishing we could go back to day one with her. Crista Moore's got more junk in her trunk than Sanford, which is fine with us. The way she backs it up and takes manmeat in her steaming gash makes up for her lack of subtlety. It's hard to be demure with curves that explicit. We respect the way she works with what she was given. Even Brittney Stevens (who doesn't always win us over) comes out looking bomb in this asstastic offering—with two guys taking turns on her well plowed lower half.

Mark brings our fantasy to life best, however, when he teams up Evie Delatosso with Zoe Britton for a big ass lesbian gangsta party. We can only think of two words while we watch these fine ladies roll around, climbing deep in and out of each others' sexy cracks: game over.

"Big Butt TV" will be out soon from Wicked Pictures and Mark Stone. Can't wait? You can catch a taste of the rump pumping in the sampler below.

Laurent Skye Gets Wicked With "Sex On Set"

DCypher — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:00:00 EST

When we heard former Club Jenna director and amazing photographer Laurent Skye was heading over to Wicked, we knew only good things could follow. Once again, we were right. It feels good to be right, ya know?

Laurent's newest creation is "Sex on Set," starring Mikayla Mendez, Alektra Blue, Jennifer Dark, Sativa Rose, and Tiffany Tyler— along with Danny Mountain, Marco Banderas, Mick Blue, and Tommy Gunn. As you can see, he still has an eye for picking top notch talent.

As in the past, Laurent gives extreme attention to detail in this lush, high-end wall-to-wall, slaying us with both amazing girls and brilliant visuals.

Sativa Rose is one sexy ass bitch. With a single glance she seduces the camera, drawing us in. By the time she's stripped down and riding hard cock we're ready to blow our tops and so much more.

Alektra Blue also turns in a stand out performance. There is something she possesses, some undetermined quality beyond just her extraordinary physical beauty and unrelenting sexual prowess, that always leaves us wanting more. Watching her copulate is like drinking ambrosia mixed with unicorn blood from that pimped out golden chalice Indiana Jones chose in the Last Crusade.

This may just be the start of an amazing new era for Wicked. "Sex On Set" comes out next week from Wicked Pictures and Laurent Skye. Now check out our exclusive gallery courtesy of Heth and Co! Have a great weekend!

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Lisa Ann Gets Her Boy In "Cougar 101"

DCypher — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Wicked Pictures has been busy tracking and categorizing the many sub species of the always elusive female cougar. They've even "enlisted" the services of an expert, Professor Vonhassleburg, to get to the bottom of things.

Sure, it's an interesting gimmick to set-up a cougar hunt, but really, it's completely unnecessary. All they ever needed to do was follow adult crossover superstar Lisa Ann to find out more. If anyone knows where to find cougars in their natural habitat, it's Lisa Ann. Instead, the teacher sends a film crew to meet a healthy sample of young hot man meat begging to be devoured by these animals.

Lisa Ann, Diamond Foxxx, Payton Leigh, Persia Pele, and Raquel Devine are hungry like she wolves, and they feel no remorse for their predatory actions. Each and every one of these sexy ladies is more than willing to stalk down a studly young pup and milk the creamy white goodness out of him. Some might say it's what they live for.

"Cougar 101" releases next week from Wicked Pictures, but you can see some of what these animals did right here and now with this exclusive set of pictures captured by our gal in the field.

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Stormy Daniels, "Reinvented"

DCypher — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Anything that features both the luscious beauty Stormy Daniels and the stunning Alektra Blue really doesn't need much of an introduction. Which is a shame, because their latest movie "Reinvented" is both clever and well made.

Much of the story line, which features Stormy playing the pretty, dedicated, hard-working fiancee of Randy Spears, running his adult website, then getting dumped for Alektra, a hot young model, will prolly be lost on the viewer. That's because the storyline is so seamless that it doesn't stretch our suspension of disbelief at all. It's also because a great number of viewers will simply be incapable of focusing on the story line once they see these two incredible beauties getting naked and fucking.

We know that last sentence is more than James Lipton can bear, or the director herself (sweet succulent Stormy) wants to hear—but can't deny. Sorry, angel face, but you're irresistibly hot. Deal with it.

Jenaveve Jolie and Trina Michaels also join the cast, turning in fantastic performances that will leave you drooling. God, it's good to see Jenaveve again. Marcus London is the lucky stiff who gets to nail this exquisitely exotic beauty. We're plenty jealous, Marcus, but ultimately grateful that you gave her the kind of stuffing we believe her sexy pink gash deserves.

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Wicked Pictures Is Busy Spreading "Lies" This Week

DCypher — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Most of the time Wicked contract director extraordinaire Francois Clousot is quieter than Anne Frank passing gas from eating rotten sauerkraut. But not this week. That's because his latest masterpiece "Lies" is ready for worldwide distribution.

It's true!

Like most Wicked Pictures contract directors, Clousot divides his time fairly equally between the world of mainstream Hollywood and its bastard cousin in the Valley, making well crafted story-driven movies that generally pack a powerful punch through their provocative use of imagery, symbolism, and exquisite naked women almost too beautiful to be seen performing lewd acts.

"Lies" is no exception.

Starring ravenous beauties Kirsten Price (with luscious lengths of long red hair) pitted against her bestie, Alektra Blue, Closout's latest effort covers familiar ground for the extremely talented auteur. We the viewer know going in that what starts out as a little white lie will have to end with one of these drop dead gorgeous starlets, um, dropping dead. Clousot leaves it up to the police (and us the viewer) to expose the terribly tangled web of lies and ultimately uncover the dark secrets that lead to (wait for it—dun dun dun!) murder most foul.

Luckily, it's also packed with hot sex (!!!)—and not just with Alektra and Kirsten. The movie also features scenes with stunning contract darling jessica drake as well as Rayveness, who is honestly one of our most favorite performers of all time. The heat that women generates in a scene, the raw, unfiltered lust, melts out hearts wins over our genitals each and every time we are lucky enough to watch her screw.

"Lies" releases from Wicked Pictures this week. Don't bothering lying about not being interested in checking out the free pictures they sent us to promote it. We already know the truth. We already know.

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"2040": Alektra Blue Is A Real Doll

Gram Ponante — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 11:30:01 EDT

It is 2040 and sex with humans just isn't safe. Three decades ago (holy shit that's next year !!!) a perfect storm of diseases converged to produce "a worldwide pandemic of epic proportions." What will this do to Love?

Studio: Wicked
Director: Brad Armstrong
Cast: Alektra Blue, Randy Spears, jessica drake, Kaylani Lei, Mikayla Mendez, Kirsten Price, Marcus London, Brad Armstrong, Jayden Jaymes, Kayla Carrera, Barrett Blade, Tommy Gunn, Eric Masterson, Alexis Texas, Rocco Reed, Tory Lane, Janet Mason, Mick Blue, Jerry, TJ Cummings, Bill Bailey

Review by: Gram Ponante

The screenwriter goes uncredited, but the story of "2040" has bits of everything from "Pinocchio" to "The Velveteen Rabbit" to "Blade Runner": Love something enough and it can become human.

We meet Ryan Spears (Randy Spears), who is a porn performer, just like his dad, the porn actor Randy Spears. Ryan's job is similar to his father's, but he must perform it clandestinely because of (as the voiceover tells us) the porn tax of 2015, the porn police, and because porn companies are now "corporate entities traded on the open market."

(Like in the original "Blade Runner," we can do without the voiceover.)

Not only that, but Spears must also fuck robots.

Spears and company deliver a lot of inside references and product placement to the benefit of the Real Doll company, Wicked Pictures, and AVN, whose 55th annual awards show is presented complete with bad band and fucking in the bathrooms.

The first scene, as carried off by Spears and the faulty robot Alexis Texas, is very funny and more than reminiscent of certain porn sets I've attended.

The Alexis Texas robot blows a fuse, you see, and the crew and Spears have to wrestle her to a squatting position so that Spears can aim a load into her R.O.C., or removable oral cavity. The sight of Texas kneeling there, mouth open, eyes glazed over, and bolt-ons perpendicular, is both chilling and familiar (Texas is acting, of course, like she just came off a Max Hardcore shoot).

With the Texas "doll" or "mecha" out of commission, the production enlists a robot that looks just like Alektra Blue. Her name is Mira.

But Spears is dismissive.

"She's a toaster," says Spears. "You fuck one mecha, you've fucked them all. And they all taste like toast."

But Mira is not your ordinary frakking Cylon. She sweats! Her skin reddens with whipping! And her vagina is adjustable!

Spears is amazed. Could he be falling for a toaster? And, since he is Mira's "first," she imprints his data in her "memory banks."

What follows is a lot of exposition, some corporate intrigue and skulduggery, sex for no reason (but we're happy it happened, don't get us wrong), the conspicuous absence of Stormy Daniels and, sprinkled throughout, some poignant moments in which Mira comes to terms with her blossoming personhood.

The problem with "2040" is that, in trying to be Wicked's epic for the year, a movie that would have worked better small became instead top-heavy. There were plotlines and actors who didn't need to be there, like a community theatre production in which everyone who auditioned got a part. At the heart of the bloat that is "2040" is a really good porn movie that no one believed in enough to let stand on its own.

That said, the people the movie is about, Spears and Blue, are fantastic. While he can ham it up with the best of today's porn dudes, Spears also has a gravitas that no one in the porn world can touch. And Alektra Blue does great work as a living doll; I wish she'd been allowed to do more. (If RealDoll.com has an Alektra Blue model, I bet it's awesome.)

"2040" has a happy ending and I bet you can guess what it is. There is an uplifting message for couples that almost sounds like Stay Monogamous. (The underlying message, though, is that Mira has the intellect of a child but a vagina like a 320-hp engine, therefore it's easy to stay monogamous...the outlook is dire for human women.)

People must be buying these feel-good, trying-too-hard slogs, because Wicked keeps making them.

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Stormy Daniels Is Feeling "Tormented" Lately

DCypher — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

And with so much on her plate it's easy to see why...our blonde darling crossover star needs more hot kinky sex in her life! That's all!

It appears that legendary, award-winning director Jonathan Morgan is still alive and well and working over at Wicked Pictures (just as he has been for over a decade now). Despite his alarmingly reclusive nature in the last few years (which has earned him his latest nickname: the JD Salinger of porn), the quality of the work he produces has not been diminished. If anything, we'd say it has gone up. Now, instead of bells and whistles and rickety rackety, he's all substance and style—and we're very impressed!

With today's release of' "Tormented," we see a true master hard at work on his craft. Coupled with Stormy Daniels, the duet delves deep into the sinister side of seduction for an admittedly darker take on Wicked's generally insouciant and effervescing starlet.

"I have a really dark and perverted streak in me that no one knows about," Stormy would have said, undoubtedly, if her publicist could speak through her mouth to promote this movie. "I like to explore my fantasies of domination, submission and other sexually altered states, allowing reality to take a back seat to the perverted passions deep within my mind."

Okay, so maybe she didn't exactly say any of those things. Nor, for the record, did any of her lovely co-stars, Asa Akira, Priya Rai, Aiden Starr, Shawna Lenee, Sarah Vandella, and Tori Black. But that doesn't mean they don't really feel like that. You don't know. Mere process of deduction implies that there must be some dark fantasies lurking beneath their breathtaking exteriors that drive them to commit such intensely passionate acts and display the raw sexual hunger that they do. That's elementary.

"Tormented" comes out today from Wicked Pictures. Check out our cool gallery. Welcome back, Jonathan—and thank you!

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"Operation Tropical Stormy" Declassified

DCypher — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Whether or not Wicked Pictures darling Stormy Daniels will make a Senate run is still relatively unclear. One thing that's for sure though is that the buxom blonde will be making waves either way this summer.

That's because in less than a week Wicked Pictures will be declassifying all of their files on "Operation Tropical Stormy"—which is their high tech way of saying they're releasing the movie. Shot in such exotic locations as Hawaii and Chatsworth, OTS is the fiscally irresponsible sequel to Stormy's blockbuster porn epic—"Operation Desert Stormy."

Once again, secret agents Rachel and George (Stormy Daniels and Evan Stone) are paired up. Having just saved the world and been promoted, they reward themselves with a relaxing cruise that leaves them stranded on a jaguar and sex-crazed cannibal infested jungle hellhole. Oh, and it's also the secret lair of North Korean playboy dictator Kim Jong-Il. Despite the incredible duress they are perpetually under (with the threat of imminent death comically lurking behind every single moment on the island), the two manage to squeeze in just about as much ball-draining, snatch-quenching fuck action as a couple of horny honeymooners at a swingers convention in Jamaica.

Joining Miss Daniels and Mister Stone are a burgeoning cast of morally uninhibited young strumpets including Anabelle Lee, Nikki Rhodes, Devon Lee, Gianna Lynn, Mikayla Mendez, Mya Luanna, Shyla Stylez, Sammy Rhodes, Carolyn Reese, Havana Ginger, Renae Cruz, Desiree Diam, Mia Lelani, and Bella Ling. A cast of that size seems like reason enough to give this monster a look.

Whether or not this sequel will pack the punch of its predecessor, which garnered such lofty awards as AVN's 2008 "Best Comedy", XRCO's 2008 "Best Director", Nightmove's "First Choice," and 2008 Empire Award's "Best Overall DVD", "Best Feature", "Editor's Choice Best Video" and "Viewer's Choice Best Video", we cannot say. For now, we're just too busy pouring over the embarrassment of riches they included in promotional materials and waiting for our Operation Tropical Stormy Coconut Rum Flavored Lube to arrive—which should be here any minute now.

"Operation Tropical Stormy" floods onto streets at high tide next week. Check out our exclusive sneak peek now. And to Stormy Daniels we say—good luck with both this amazing looking movie and your Senate bid!

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"Housewives" Need A Whole Lotta Love

DCypher — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Let's face it—it's boring as hell in suburbia. They don't have the excitement of gangsta rap to fall back on, which is why your average housewife needs to be pleasured forty times a day by random dudes.

It's because of the boredom! Clearly! And the lack of gangsta rap. You think they have time to listen to rap with all that screwing going on? No way. They're listening to Led Zepplin, album two, while the juice runs down their legs and into some other guy's margarita glass.

And to be perfectly honest, we don't mind all that much, so long as we get to watch. So when we heard that those dirty MILFish sluts over there on Wicked's Amber Lane were making a sequel, we can't say that it came as much of a surprise—because it did not! What do you expect them to do all day? Clean dishes while Raoul the cute landscaper with no shirt flaunts his washboard abs all day in the front yard? Come on, people. Think!

Plus, they have to practice to get good at making babies. That's why they're in suburbia, man!

Amber Lynn, Janet Mason, Angie Savage, Samantha Ryan, Charisma Cappelli, and Kiara "Cypher" Diane have mastered the art of giving supreme baby making pleasure with their vaginas and can now afford to eat bon bons, watch soap operas, and milk every single last drop of splooge from the heavy balls of undocumented transient workers, pool boys, delivery men, salespeople, and Jehovah's witnesses.

Maybe if you didn't work so much things would be different, but we sincerely doubt it. Don't be jealous. Just think of it as sexual training for when you get home, big guy—but make sure she uses the mouthwash. That's all we're saying. We know where director performer Randy Spears has been.

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Welcome To The "House Of Wicked"

Gram Ponante — Fri, 29 May 2009 11:30:01 EDT

In the summer popcorn blockbuster "House of Wicked" (this reviewer found it way more satisfying than "Terminator," "Wolverine," and "Star Trek"), each of the Wicked contract women (I feel they would be offended to be called girls) gets her own vignette and a couple of guys.

House of Wicked

Studio: Wicked
Director: Brad Armstrong
Cast: jessica drake, Stormy Daniels, Alektra Blue, Mikayla Mendez, Kirsten Price, Kaylani Lei, Johnny Castle, Tommy Gunn, Barrett Blade, Marcus London, Danny Mountain, Derrick Pierce, Rocco Reed, Kris Slater, Alan Stafford, Deep Threat, Brad Armstrong

Review by: Gram Ponante

What's more, each of the vignettes features the performer in what we are led to assume is her own element - therefore no naughty nurses, babysitters, cheerleaders, or - God forbid - pirates. Instead director Brad Armstrong puts Wicked's moneymakers in a much more European setting befitting the company's porn chicks with gravitas image (except for Stormy; the darkest Wiucked performer of them all here plays a cowgirl. Go figure).

"House of Wicked" is known in porn parlance as a high-end gonzo, or wall-to-wall. That means the movie is all sex with limited setup and no dialogue. But that doesn't mean we don't get to know the stars' personalities.

Kirsten Price, for example, is a saucy student. She takes on a couple of dudes in what appears to be the classroom of her Rhodes fellowship. Then jessica drake has a foursome in a fetish den, Kaylani Lei plays to type (she takes one for the team here) as a tough Asian with a taste for motorcyclists, Alektra Blue plays a skatepunk girl, and then Mikayla Mendez shows up as a club vixen.

In each of these scenes there is no angle from which each precious Wicked performer looks less than stunning. In fact, the whole movie seems branded with Wicked iconography. Furthermore, if anyone is made to look a little like a prop in this movie it is the guys, who outnumber their female counterparts by almost two to one, and whose costumes look less believable (Tommy Gunn and Barrett Blade as sk8r dudes with sideways hats, etc., seems a little Chippendales to me).

Which makes me think that "House of Wicked" is a fantastic couples' movie. Each of the women is far more mature and glamorous than bubbleheaded and accessible, each appears to have the reins tightly in hand of who gets to take a poke at her, and that it is the girls who have the pick of the eye candy should make female fans reluctantly agree that there is twice as much for them to gawk at than their boyfriends.

The final scene features every woman (but Stormy, who was probably campaigning) in a civilized and elegant Sapphic hoedown, proving that, at the end of the day, they just wanted to be together.

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“Writer's Bullpen”: Campy Tuesday Treat

DCypher — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Some think that porn scripts simply write themselves—not true, friend! Every now and then, the creative well runs dry. That's when Jonathan Morgan calls in delightful cockfiend Kaylani Lei to get the creative juices flowing.

Such is the riveting basis of the Morgan's latest Wicked offering, "Writer's Bullpen," in which total hottie Kaylani Lei, Alektra Blue, Alexis Texas, and super sexy Kagney Linn Karter act out the delicious fantasies that pint-sized, sex-crazed Asian princess Kaylani dreams up. Given the horrendous acting performances turned in by the performers themselves in the intro sequence of the trailer, this is generally where we would start bashing the show. But wait....hold on...there seems to be something happening here.

Truth is, the campy hijinx were intended, the cheese is the gimmick, and this movie is actually pretty damn funny. Top that off with stellar sex performances from all the girls—especially the two-on-one action with sexy Miss Karter—and this title just skyrockets in value.

Perhaps there's a reason why seasoned veteran director Morgan is still in the game, after all. Like a cat with nine lives, he always manages to surprise us with one more viable release just when we thought he had slipped away into obscurity.

"Writer's Bullpen" releases next week from Wicked Pictures. Check out our advanced sneak peek gallery.

· Wicked Pictures

Wicked No Longer Concerned With “Making Amends” For Recycled Plotlines

DCypher — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:00:00 EDT

Ruthless businessman slash cheating husband Randy Spears has it all...including a hot wife who loves him even though he's the worst husband ever. Then he isn't. Then it's too late. Or it's not. Oh noes!

Director Francois Clousot takes us inside the world of infidelity and lies in this Wicked thriller. Like we've never heard that one before. What are these people playing at anyway? Don't they understand that there's a recession going on in the world? Are they going "green" by recycling the same plot line for the umpteenth time? Seriously, what is the deal over there?

But wait, we're being too hard on them, because the story twists at the end, like a true redemption tale, as Randy finally gets it and tries to be good to his hot wife. Yeah, we're still not impressed.

No wait! The real redemption plot involves skipping the plot, and transforming "Making Amends" into a film that's just about really hot, nasty, dirty, guiltless sex between consenting adults who love screwing each other. That's way better if you ask us, which you unknowingly did by virtue of clicking this page. Unless you just skipped ahead to the awesome gallery of preview pix, which would be way smart.

"Making Amends" comes out this week from Wicked Pictures. It stars Alektra Blue, Kirsten Price, Mikayla Mendez, Tori Black and (bitchy) Brooke Banner, who did an amazing guest spot on our favorite show "Californication" last season.

· "Making Amends" (wickedpictures.com)
· Buy "Making Amends" (gamelink.com)

Alektra Blue Casts A Spell On Us In “The Gifted”

DCypher — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Rituals, magic, naked girls, hot sex, incantations, more hot sex, and Alektra Blue. Odds are once she's stripped down naked you'll be under her spell. Just wait until she starts screwing everyone in sight!

Some people (okay, critics) think that Wicked's movies aren't that original. That's not true at all! Take, for example, this new Alektra Blue movie from Michael Raven, "The Gifted." It's in no way whatsoever like "The Craft" which featured Neve Campbell, Robin Tunney, and psycho hot Fairuza Balk. Not even close!

You see, in the Michael Raven feature Alektra Blue discovers a new group of hot young witchy girlfriends who are just like her, but then they all have lots of hot sex and no one tries to kill anyone else. Plus the Michael Raven ~~knockoff~~ version features spiky coiffed rocker Barrett Blade, along with Alektra Blue, Kaylani Lei, Mikayla Mendez, and Rachel Roxxx. So there. Obviously different, totally and completely and in no way inspired by the other.

Look, it's hard coming up with new material all the time, so maybe just cut the award winning Wicked Pictures director a little slack, okays? Geez.

"The Gifted" releases next week on April 8, 2009 from Wicked Pictures and Michael Raven. Check out the trailer in the link below, and enjoy our exclusive free gallery.

· "The Gifted" (wickedpictures.com)

No "Trouble" with "Young Girls"

DCypher — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 15:00:00 EDT

When a cast includes Shawna Lenee, Brittney Amber, Lindsey Meadows, Alektra Blue, Nikki Rhodes, Tori Black, and una bella fica Franzuaka Facella, there's only problem we can think of: they aren't in our bed!

And when it comes to this "trouble" with young girls, well, we aren't sure what Wicked Pictures performer slash director Randy Spears is complaining about, because we weren't paying attention to the plot of this movie—at all!

First things first, though. Penthouse Pet of the Year Runner Up and Fleshbot Crush Object Shawna Lenee finds herself in a wonderfully sticky position with the hottest Italian girl we've seen in forever, Franzuaka Facella, along with little Lindsey Meadows. Geez, Randy, you had to break the big guns out right away, didn't you? Now how are we supposed to finish this movie? We just sat totally mesmerized by this luscious trio climbing tongue first into each others cracks and pink puckers. Oh, how we heart dirty little angel Shawna Lenee!

Then—as if that weren't enough—Spears gives us Wicked contract star Alektra Blue working up a naughty sweat, as the insatiable cock lover takes a beautiful fucking deep up into her sexy body. Follow that up with Penthouse Pet Tori Black in yet another incendiary ball draining scene, Brittney Amber scorching the lens, and last but oh so not least, tattooed strawberry delight Nikki Rhodes getting drilled until her entire body turns from nacre to soft pink blush.

Is there anyone out there who doesn't understand now that Randy Spears is the man? No? Good. Well done, old friend. Thank you for turning in a movie worth purchasing in these tough economic times. Trust us when we tell you the real "Trouble with Young Girls" is that Mr. Spears can't make a sequel fast enough.

"The Trouble With Young Girls" comes out this week from Wicked Pictures. You will love it.

· Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)

Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Stormy Daniels

pweasels — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Stormy Daniels has been in the news lately because of a possible Louisiana Senate bid, but maybe it's time to simplify things a little and just say happy birthday to one of our favorite stars.

It is a complex world, particularly now with all kinds of craziness rearing its head in the stock market, in politics, in real estate, and we'd like to take a moment to wish Stormy a happy, sane and enjoyable 30th birthday.

Take a load off, Stormy – just kick off your shoes, have a piece of cake – whatever your favorite kind is – and relax for a little bit. Take a listening tour of Louisiana tomorrow; it'll still be there.

Oh, and Happy St. Patrick's Day, as well. Have some green beer with that cake.

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Stormy Daniels at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Stormy Daniels's movies (gamelink.com)

We'd Be Willing To Pay A “Price” For One Night With Stormy

DCypher — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 13:00:00 EDT

If you ask us, there are worse ways to learn about love than having Stormy Daniels move in next door and demand to swing with us—but then again, we've got decidedly alternative values.

What can we say? We're all about the wife swap, the threesome, and the down and dirty taboo busting around here. Especially when the spiciness starts out with Lindsey Meadows getting eaten raw like sushi by Stormy.

So when Wicked contract super star Stormy's newest story porn masterpiece, "The Price of Lust," hit our radar, it piqued our interest—even though it only featured two other girls, Amber Rayne and Lindsey Meadows. At least they were two amazing girls that we love watching get crazy on cock.

The plot plays out like your typical morality play—high school sweethearts experimenting with the neighbors, big city transplants trying to ~~deny~~ escape their kinky side by absconding to suburbia and, not entirely unlike the acclaimed philosopher of yore Thoreau, in the process uncovering the simple metaphysical truth that one cannot hide from your true nature. No matter how far you travel, the giant travels with you; though in this case, "giant" is replaced with "ravenous appetite for strange cock" and "Thoreau" with "Stormy and friends." Shockingly, friends betray each other as temptations eviscerate restraint, and the best kind of super hot sweaty guilty sex goes down. Oh, but at what price, you ask? Right. Yawn.

Honestly, we just don't understand why it always has to end in tears. Why are we still reinforcing these ridiculously outdated social mores? In our humble estimation, this is all just another case of live and learn meets all's well that ends well.

Check the gallery, which features the best pix of lithe beauty Lindsey Meadows getting straight drilled out in her hot tiny snatch like the insatiable spunk junkie she is. It's good to see her getting wild again, cause we were starting to miss her.

"The Price of Lust" releases this week from Wicked Pictures.

· "The Price of Lust" (wickedpictures.com)

Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Carmen Hart

pweasels — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 12:30:01 EDT

It is hard to look at Carmen Hart, today's birthday girl, and think about having sex with her. Actually, now that I think about it, it's not that hard. It is distressingly easy.

Distressing, I say, because of how gosh-darned cute and innocent she looks. Even when she's naked or showing off some of her delicious parts, which is the kind of thing that often starts me down the path of having sex with someone, I can't help but think that she's just goofing off and it would be rude to be forward. Also, in spite of the fact that she is only turning 25, she seems dauntingly mature.

That doesn't mean I wouldn't give it a try, though.

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Carmen Hart at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Carmen Hart's movies (gamelink.com)

Just Don't Call Stormy Daniels A “Whack Job”

DCypher — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 17:00:00 EST

She may be resonating with only 1% of Louisiana voters in her race against sex worker-loving Republican incumbent David Vitter, but Stormy long ago captured our hearts. That's why we've given her our Friday slot.

Yes, suddenly everything is about Stormy Daniels—and it's only going to keep coming. From TPM to Politico, across Fire Dog Lake and through Daily Kos, slipping into the Drudge before wiping off and cleaning up with HuffPo, everyone is talking about her. She's literally all over the blogosphere—which is fine by us. Ubiquity becomes her, in our estimation. And for every repressed Puritan who attacks her, a plethora of fans rise up to defend the busty starlet, testifying to her genial and alluring nature, both in front of and behind the camera. Still, since her media headlines coincide with the impending release of her latest plot-driven movie, "Whack Job," we'd like to make sure that no one gets the two confused in any way.

Displaying her usual touch for poetically blending comedic timing with lusty fantasies, the award winning writer/director tells the story of a spoiled mafia princess who has just discovered her boyfriend in bed with another woman, or, in layman's terms, Roxy DeVille catching lovely Kaylani Lei fucking her man. What's the daughter of a mobster to do? Walk away with a broken heart? Fuggadaboutit! She's nobody's goumada! Roxy puts out not one, but two, hits on the testa di merda and calls it a day. Hilarity ensues. We won't spoil it for you, but you can check out the sneak peek gallery and try to guess the ending. We promise it will be far less predictable then Stormy's senate bid.

"Whack Job" comes out next week from Wicked Pictures.

· Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)

Lisa Ann Kills In Wicked's “Cougar Hunters”

DCypher — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 15:00:00 EST

Where MILFs seem much more docile and domesticated, cougars prompt visions of ravenous insatiable cockhounds with ticking clocks, intent on devouring men in their sexual prime. Oh- what a way to go—pinned under Lisa Ann!

Wicked Pictures' perennial class clown Jonathan Morgan brings his comedic vision, a la Crocodile Hunter, to a dead paradigm, and even breathes new life into it—shockingly enough. Despite the fact that this joke died shortly after Steve's tragic passing, Morgan, who seems arguably stuck in the past at points, manages to resurrect it with vigor and aplomb, and the joke plays—expired trope and all.

The award winning director has put together an all star cast, notably mainstream crossover darling (and Sarah Palin look-a-like) Lisa Ann, along with Nicole Sheridan, Priya Rai, sexy Rayveness, and Brenda James; and subjected them to hilarious indignity of being tracked by Kangeroo Jack, a renowned Australian animal tracker who turns his attentions to these feral man eaters. Comic hilarity ensues, blissfully wedded to sincere raunch, with flecks of genuine passion in this unlikely stew.

Yet it's the subtext that lies beneath the jest that elicits the strongest reactions from this prurient art. Along the way we learn a lot, inadvertently, about the hungry ghosts that drive these desperate women in need of both hard cock and love, like a wind up poltergeist that feeds on raw young man boy and heart breaking sadness, clawing its way out their sopping wet vaginas. Our hearts and libidos are with you ladies.

Kudos to Morgan for making this work. Well played, sir—once again you prove that your abilities transcend the generational porn divide.

"Cougar Hunters" hits streets next week, but you can observe these wild women in their natural habitat in the gallery below.

· "Cougar Hunters" (wickedpictures.com)

"Reform School Girls" Still Going Strong

DCypher — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 15:00:00 EST

Getting a double dose of hot young reform school girls with something to prove and nothing left to lose is like waking up to find out you've forgot it's your birthday. It's a good feeling.

We've always like rocking director Mark Stone. He's got great ideas and amazing execution—plus his taste in girls is choice! So it's not that big of a shock to realize that we're loving his newest effort under the "Reform School Girls" series. Volume 5 is the shit.

Chase Taylor, Arianna Armani, Holly Fox, Jaime Elle, Jessica Steele, Kylee Reese, and Cayden Moore make up the student body of Hedly Reform School. Like something out of a modern day reality television show, these young ladies continue in the gloriously lecherous tradition of being punished for sundry misdeeds, perceived and otherwise, by curiously attentive staffers with throbbing needs of their own. It's a real "hands-on" learning experience. Yeah, we were saving that one just for this series.

Truth be told, we're not even that interested in the plot. We happen to really dig this cast—but most especially, we could spend hours upon hours watching sweet young Kylee Reese work her vagtastic magic. Reese swears that she used to share a desk in school with Alaskan beauty Ava Rose, which gives us serious pause... if only to wonder what the hell they put in the water up there.

"Reform School Girls 5" comes out this week from Wicked Pictures. Your homework assignment this week is to go out and get it.

· "Reform School Girls 5" (wickedpictures.com)