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    Conrad: The moment my wife, or any model I work with, lets me take some topless/nude photos you'll be the first to know. She doesn't have a third nipple thou... more »
    queenjulie: Are you sure that's not just an oddly placed freckle? more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: The comics page has given us Garfield without Garfield. Now we can pair it to Digital Playground without Play. #stoya more »
    Flan: Naomi Uman's film REMOVED (available here: [www.illegal-art.org]) did this about a decade ago - and surely more interestingly. #stoya more »
    fragile: what did you drink, upstairs, at the fleshbot award event? btw, when look at those shots again, the furniture, upstairs, was the real star. more »
    Beau Nerd: Next up: The Sound of One Hand Fapping. #stoya more »
    offred: I figured this was standard preparation if you're scheduled for a scene with Lexington Steele. #weird more »
    fragile: coming up next: Hot Chicks that throw up? #weird more »
    cand86: Except for bacon and frying. Nobody should be frying anything whilst topless. #topless more »
    skymotel: I grew up on KMFDM so Rammstein was lost on me. For which I'm all the more thankful after watching that video. Jesus. #musicvideo more »
    poonlover: My Chinese wife was a virgin @ 34. Very pretty, but very shy and traditional. I offered living together. She offered marriage or break up permanently.... more »
    cand86: A biopic? Really? I mean, I can see a book deal- and I might even read it. A movie, though, seems preposterous. #nataliedylan more »
    MalzyWheels: Is Jim Powers or Rodney Moore working on the biopic? Crass Comment Alert: Selling sex to pay one's way - Yep, that's original. #nataliedylan more »
    levi_je_ovdje: the ad is actually croatian, not slovenian, you just happened to see it there (or on some slovenian website) more »
    atlas: all i see is a cock titfucking with slices of the penis coming off :/ #advertising more »
  • #amateur

    Topless Amateur Gives Us So Much More To Love

    At first glance, this photo appears to be just a run of the mill photo of a lovely young woman sunning herself at the beach. And don't get us wrong, it is...but it's also so much more. More »
  • #advertising

    Engage In Intercourse With The Oral Sex Phone

    Let's be honest with ourselves: the only thing classier than talking into a vagina is talking into a vagina "superbly sculptured by a European artist." More »
  • #weird

    Porn Negative Space: Porn, Minus The Porn

    If you take the porn out of porn, what are you left with? Porn Negative Space crops and edits porn clips to remove any trace of naughty action, in an effort to see what remains. More »
  • #wtf

    Fisting: You're Doing It Wrong

    Uh, we're not trying to tell you how to do your job or anything, but, uh... wow. That is not what we meant. Good hustle, though! More »
  • #babes

    The Joy Of Cooking...Topless

    Some say the best tasting meals are the ones that are made with love. We see where they're coming from on that—but frankly, we think the best tasting meals are the ones that are made while topless. More »
  • #virgins

    Girl Sells Virginity, Secures Fame And Fortune

    Hey, remember Natalie Dylan? No? Yeah...we kinda forgot all about her too. Quick refresher: a year ago, Ms. Dylan put her virginity up for auction (to pay off student loans, natch). And now it seems she's found a winner. More »
  • #wtf

    Knee-licking: The Hot New Thing From Loewe

    Oh you never licked a knee before? Step your game up. More »
  • #boobs

    This Ad Really Speaks To Us

    Close your eyes, and try to think of the two greatest things ever. Okay, open your eyes. You were thinking about sausage and breasts, right? We thought so—and that makes you the target audience for this Slovenian ad. More »
  • #wtf

    Marge Simpson: Perpetually Pushing 40 With Perky Boobs

    Have you ever wondered what Marge Simpson's nipples look like? We haven't. And yet now we know. More »
  • #advertising

    The Pants That Drive The Ladies Wild

    Apparently, the pants advertised in this commercial are so sexy that your ladyfriend will be overcome with lust at the sight of them—and should you get the least bit distracted, the pants might just take your place. More »
  • #hardcore

    "Snort That Cum" Defies Sexual Logic While Pushing The Envelope Further Still

    After over a decade of watching girls getting drilled in practically every hole imaginable (yes, even their ears) we thought we had (finally) seen it all. Today Porno Dan has gone and proven us wrong. More »
  • #wtf

    Swag Of The Moment: Hustler's Sarah Palin Parody Mask

    We received our screener packet for "You're Nailin' Palin" today. Included in the mix? A "parody mask" of Lisa "Sarah Palin" Ann, to be worn by the special someone you wish to pretend is Lisa Ann (or Sarah Palin). More »
  • #dolls

    The Secret Barbie-Lives Of Humans?

    Some people enjoy using their Barbies to imitate adult situations, and some prefer using their bodies to imitate Barbies. Icon worship comes in many forms. More »
  • #dolls

    The Secret Sapphic Life Of Barbie

    In our childhood, we often used our Barbie dolls to channel some of our still forming, and poorly understood, sexual urges (yes, we totally put Ken on top of Barbie and rubbed them together). More »
  • #wtf

    Rammstein Goes Hardcore With "Pussy"'s Porno Music Video

    Of all the things that shocked us about the very hardcore video for Rammstein's newest release, "Pussy," perhaps the most shocking of all was that Rammstein is still together and releasing songs. More »
  • #babes

    Everything's Better With Babes (Including Classic Films)

    Did Hot Chicks Picking Up Dog Shit just have a little too much dog shit for your tastes? Try Hot Chicks In Black And White Flicks: a video series featuring girls in bikinis recreating the movie classics. More »
  • #blogs

    Hot Chicks, Cute Dogs, And, Uh, Shit

    If there's one thing we've learned from years of surfing the internet, it's that a website featuring photos of hot chicks doing anything has a guaranteed audience. Hot Chicks Picking Up Dog Shit is the pinnacle of a natural progression. More »
  • #websites

    Babes + Boobs + Animated Gifs = Bubes

    Bubes is a Tumblr entirely populated with animated gifs of women's faces morphing into their boobs. Depending on your perspective, this is either incredibly awesome or incredibly creepy. Check out the sample, and let us know what you decide. More »
  • #worldofpeen

    Sexlets: The Gum That Lets You Sex

    Pills require a prescription, and those sketchy packets of bodega "male enhancer" are just, well, sketchy. So why not source your erection enhancing needs out to a chewing gum? A sexy chewing gum, that is. More »
  • #boobs

    Creamy, Delicious Boobs...Full Of Pudding

    There's nothing quite as fulfilling as bringing an adorable girl back to your room, brushing your fingers across her bra-clad chest, and pulling back her bra to reveal two round, perky, delicious mounds of...pudding (caramel sauce included). More »