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more about #wardrobemalfunction more comments → CharlesOryx: I just find it all stupid that they're dancing the Tango (I'm assuming by the music) which is about passion and romance, yet what planet are people fr... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I don't think the implication was that our dancer had achieved the rank of Subcomandanta -- clearly, she was wearing underpants -- rather just that PB... more » BeautifulAgony: Wow, Lux... it's pretty sad when people freak out over something like this. I'm seriously thinking of making panties with a vagina silkscreened onto t... more » -
#wardrobemalfunction
This Week In Failed Upskirts: The (Fake) Ballroom Dancing Pussy Exposure
We regret to inform you that the rest of the world still doesn't know what a vagina looks like. First there was Juliana Margulies's "vagina", and now we have this ballroom dancing "crotch slip." More » -
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Pink Gets Exposed At VMAs
At this point, wardrobe malfunctions are almost a required part of awards shows. In fact, if Pink hadn't exposed a section of her duct-tape covered boob while performing at MTV's Video Music Awards last weekend, well, we'd have felt downright cheated! (entertainmentwise.com) -
#boring
Remember when a grainy handheld video of Britney Spears' boob falling out of her bra would have occassioned cheeky "Oops, she did it again!" headlines and feverish masturbatory fantasies everywhere? Nowaways, though, it's just a really crappy video of Britney Spears' boob falling out of her bra. So forget we even mentioned anything in the first place. (hollywoodtuna.com) -
#celebrity
We're a little bummed that such an obvious and relatively uninteresting candidate as Nicolette Sheridan stands a very real chance of supplying the last celebrity nip slip of 2007. Then again, there's three days left 'til the end of the year, so maybe there's hope that Scarlett Johansson might still snag the title after all. (We can dream, can't we?) (egotastic.com) -
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Celebrity NippleWatch™: Megan Fox Breaks Through
Despite the fact that she was apparently a featured star at something called the "7th Annual Breakthrough of the Year Awards" this past weekend, it took our addled brains a moment or two to remember who Megan Fox was and why we should be so interested in the fact that her nipple made a public appearance at said event too. Then we remembered: she's that chick from "Transformers" with the sexy tattoos who also made the lad mag rounds earlier this year! (She also had a starring role on ABC's "Hope & Faith" for a while, but did anyone actually watch that?) Thanks to these pics, though, we'll have no trouble whatsoever remembering who Megan is in the future. Some things are just too good to forget.
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Celebrity NippleWatch™: Lily Allen Makes Us Smile
How adorable are you, Lily Allen? Sure, your boozy compatriot Amy Winehouse might have gotten more love from the Grammy nominating committee this year, but there's no doubt in our minds who we'd rather see serve us up a good old fashioned blink-and-you-miss-it nip slip shot. (Even if it's not that third nipple we've heard so much about.) If this is the sort of outfit that got you voted "Worst Dressed" at the NME Awards this year .. .well, don't go changing your wardrobe anytime soon, OK? There was a reason why you were nominated "Sexiest Woman" too. More » -
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Celebrity (Non-)NippleWatch: Pamela Anderson On Conan O'Brien
We've been known to go through some great lengths to catch a glimpse of celebrity nipple in our time, but even our most obsessive efforts pale in comparison to the boob aficionado who posted this Zapruder-like video of Pamela Anderson on the Conan O'Brien show last night. But the oddest thing is that despite the slow motion and close-up view, we still can't make out any nipple. Not that we haven't seen it before, of course, and not that Pam hauling her girls around in a clingy dress doesn't have its own particular appeal ... but if you're going to go through all the trouble of uploading a video to YouTube and call it a "wardrobe malfunction", shouldn't there at least be some sort of payoff? (Unless we're missing something, of course, and that shadow we're seeing on the side of her tit is in fact a curiously distended areola ... but surely we're not going blind from all that you-know-what we do just yet, are we?) More » -
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Wet Spots
· The Heather Mills saga takes an ugly turn with accusations of prostitution, threats of lawsuits, and more nude photos. Okay, the photos aren't so bad ... but maybe the newspaper that invented the Page 3 Girl be judging her so harshly? (newsoftheworld.co.uk + washingtonpost.com + thesun.co.uk) More » -
