This clip does nothing to satisfy our fantasies about Special Agent Dale Cooper handcuffing her to the bed. But that doesn't matter. All that matters is Sherilyn Fenn, her gorgeous breasts, and the not-so-subtle reference to "Porky's" in this scene.

· "Two Moon Junction (1988)" (imdb.com)
· Clip via Celebcap.net (celebcap.net)

Do you call it "talking to the canoe driver?" Or "battering down the furry drawbridge?" Everyone loves parting the pink sea, tipping the velvet and drinking from the furry cup. Pay attention and maybe you'll pick up some new tricks for yodeling in the canyon of love.

You say you're not into the box lunch? We've thrown in some chrome-polishing just for you.

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Nonstop Orgasms– HIS Perspective

"I just want you inside of me," she said multiple times while I had my face buried between her legs.

I refused, enjoying the taste of her pussy and the sensations I was giving her.

A short while later, she begged again.

"Please fuck me. I want you to fuck me, I want your cock inside of my pussy," she begged, breathing heavily.

What's a fella to do when a gorgeous woman is begging for your cock?

—An Affair To Remember

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A DAY AT THE CIRCUS

He pulled her toward him for a deep kiss, slipping his fingers between the crotch of her costume and her thigh, to feel her slit. It was dripping wet. He rubbed her gently and rapidly, making little circles on her swollen clit while pulling her onto his now rock-hard cock throbbing beneath his ridiculous purple pants. She pulled him down slightly with an almost possessed look in her eyes, saying, "Eat me, please."

—Lust Life

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I feel you pull out quickly and I move away. I kneel next to the girl awaiting your cum. Holding cock in hand you scream as the first pulse releases your spunk. It lands on the girl, just slightly above her cunt. Then the next spurt slightly below that. You are panting heavily now as the pulses begin to lose their force. You lower yourself, hovering above her body, your face now above hers. You let your cock twitch and drip. It's thick as it drips all over her cunt. It runs between her slit and she moans. Oh the need in her eyes is strong.

—Secret Desire

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The Most Beautiful Penis In The World

By now, he was waking up. Magnificent. The soft, wooly black pubic hair reminded me of a flock of black sheep grazing at the base of a monument. Señor's team of firm, round testicles was ready to spring into action to offer him full support. The scene was a luscious bowl of fragrant, ripe fruit. I wanted to devour him.

—Toy With Me

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Beavers are a Man's Best Friend

The initial taste was as sweet as a cold drink on a hot day. My tongue had no problem finding the way to her swollen clit. As I started flicking my tongue, Alisha grabbed the back of my head with both hands, so I knew she was liking it. I continued licking and sucking on her swollen clit as her pussy got wetter and wetter. At this point, I could feel her juices dripping down my chin.

—SeXXXcapades

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Strings Attached

He watched me walk around for a while, and then I just naturally leaned over the footboard of the bed.

I silently invited him over by pulling my skirt up over my ass. He responded by waking over, running his hand over my ass and the satin around my waist, and then soundly smacking me. Hard, full handed smacks, right on the fleshiest part of my ass. My pussy clenched at the pain, confused as to why something that stung made me so wet.

—Minivan Libertine

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· Thumbnail stars: Marlene and Olena O (hegre-art.com)
· Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

True, we might not be so keen on the cuckoldry if it were our wife, and if this were real life—but that's the beauty of porn! We can all feel deliciously dirty indulging in the joys of cheating wives... without having to worry about anyone's feelings (or, uh, marriage) being any worse off for it all. It's all just delicious, sexy cuckold action, without any complications or consequences—which we're heartily looking forward to enjoying.

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Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Imagine: you're lying in the grass, having sex with your partner, when, seemingly out of nowhere, the perfect third partner magically appears and joins in the fun. That is how we think all threesomes should go—but then again, we also think that every mundane, daily experience should end in a mindblowing sexual experience... so maybe we just watch too much porn.

· Hot voyeur joins teens getting it on in the park! (pornhub.com)

You know how the excess of the holidays crowds out all the little things you used to take pleasure in? Yeah, we know. Today's roundup features folks who get off on the little things: The way a woman's fingers curl around her phone, an ass walking ahead on the stairs, and the way you can tell—just by the way she dances—how a girl will fuck once you finally get her naked. Madeline's done the work; now sit back and enjoy.

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On Men

I don't bother to hide my lusty gaze as I eye his body up and down—from his wet, jet-black hair to his flexing shoulders, to his taut belly, to his cock-at-rest, to his forever-legs and all the way down to his long feet. Every bit of him tall and refined. All dripping with the white foam of the hotel soap, curling in wisps around his toes before scurrying down the drain and leaving him clean in its wake.

-The Seduction of Infidelity

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Fingers

I’ll often find myself sitting on a train, or in a restaurant, just gazing at the slender, smooth and soft fingers of a woman who is pretty enough that most men would be drawn to her face. As she grips her book, her bag, or even her blackberry, I watch her fingers curve and bend, imagining how they would feel firmly holding my arms, or furrowing through my dark silky chest hair.

-Mendicatus

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Taking a Ride with Mister and Sir

She watched his mouth move as he spoke to her husband and wondered what he tasted like. Her eyes roamed down to his hands and imagined them tangled in her hair as he whispered filth in her ear. She pressed her legs together, feeling the wetness growing between them as she began to undress him with her eyes.

-Memoirs of a MILF

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Pause

We were fully clothed, in a slightly chilly hotel room. I sat on the bed, leaning back and looking up at her, dressed entirely inappropriately for November. The lipstick was smudged from kissing, her blouse unbuttoned to expose the black, shiny fabric of the basque underneath. A little breathless, she swayed on her high heels, reflexively smoothing down the front of her skirt.

-MonMouth

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The soaking wet massage

Having a driveway leading to the front door, she opened the door semi-naked without worrying about being seen by neighbors. She was just what I expected, except that she was shorter than I expected, 5'3 to at most 5'5. 6' is tall, and 5'1 is very short. It's hard to tell unless you are standing face to face. Height is immaterial unless you are looking for a partner to have big babies.
After a little formalities she led me up the stairs, showing off her tight bottom, with me sniffing it two steps behind her.

-The Player

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In response to what you want

There is so much you can tell about the way someone fucks by how they dance, and the way someone dances by how they fuck; but I’ve never seen you dance. Still, I can imagine how your torso slides and arms carry out the movement, how you can pop your hips to accentuate strong moments.
I would try to keep up with you on the dancefloor just as I try to keep up with you when we fuck - you carry me high and I follow your guidance, despite that I am making the choices. It is your body that dictates my choices, your breath, your responses, the precise way you gasp “oh god” and start to shake. In dance it is the same: I take your lead and match your rhythm until we are so synchopated that I can move you, can create variations on a theme and read you well enough to know you’ll follow where I lead.

-Sugarbutch Chronicles

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· Thumbnail stars: Voyeuristic cast of "Chemistry 4"
· See also: Sugasm #155 (sugasm.com)
· Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

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Joanna Angel: From "XOXO Joanna Angel"

Sasha Grey: From "Kiss Attack"

Last Week's Winner: Penny Flame

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Previously: Extreme Pornstar Showdown Archive

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· Taylor Rain fucked at a drunken frat house party (pornhub.com)

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· High school girl vs. old man 8 (megarotic.com)

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· public groupsex orgy in the university, must see (megarotic.com)

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· Asian gang bang in the elevator (megarotic.com)

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· "Peeping Tom gets more than he deserves" (RedTube)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

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· Photos via Splash News
· See also: "From heroin to heroine | Angelina Jolie in drug den video" (thesun.co.uk)

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· Big Boob Heaven 04 (megarotic.com)

Wait your turn with AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by AlwaysArousedGirl

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Work in Progress

I wrap my hand around the shaft, bringing the tip of her cock toward my mouth. Slowly, I lick around the tip and look up at her. I want to make sure she can see how much I want this. I want to watch chivalry struggle with desire while I tease and lick, until she can't stand it any more. I can feel her hands on my shoulders getting lighter...she wants to put them on the back of my head and guide my mouth all the way down her cock. But she doesn't; chivalry is still winning the battle.

I tongue the head of her cock, moving it back and forth across the ridge underneath. She moans, and I feel her thighs tighten. Tentatively, she puts one hand on the back of my head, just for a moment, as if to say, "Yes, please, god, yessss..." I take a deep breath, and pull her cock into my mouth. Her grip on my head tightens, and she gasps.

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8 Minutes 28 Seconds

My fingers were cool against my heated wet folds. The pressure on my clit was firm and it increased the faster I rubbed. I slipped a finger into my pussy to pull the slickness up to my clit to add a new sensation to the feel of my finger against the hard button of my clit. I felt the throb and instead of trying to slow it down and draw the pleasure out I just wanted to come. I don't even know if he came that night. I think he did...I hope he did. How awful right! That night I was a totally selfish partner.

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Panty Fiend

[A] lovely kinky man living far away from me has my panties (and my DNA, incidentally) in a baggy in his desk drawer. He has taken them out of his drawer, brought them to the men's room in his office, and masturbated into them a number of times, writing in detail each time in an email to me. By now, I suspect that they are... um, more highly scented and perhaps a little... crustier... than when they arrived. He fantasizes about me visiting his city, and meeting him in a public venue, where we can greet each other as acquaintances, so that he can surreptitiously show me the results of his fetish, still residing in the little plastic bag.

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The Swimmer-12

"I told you not to move, and I meant it," she said. The after a while she resumed the slow slippery stimulation again. Then she changed hands and making her thumb and forefinger into a circle, just a fraction bigger than his cockhead, she moved her hand so that she lightly brushed the edge of his glans as she passed up and down. He felt as if his cock head was blowing up like a balloon as the pressure of the blood built up and up. Once more he could not restrain his body and began to thrust to meet her movements. Once more she withdrew her hand and left him writhing until he regained control of himself.

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But I Thought 'Vernon Kaye' Was My Safe Word

He kneels again. On the bed this time. I play with the chain between the clamps, pulling it and kissing it. Putting it in his mouth.

And when I suddenly take them off he yells and falls away from me. Not prepared. That's so hot. But probably not as hot as watching him put them on.

Sometimes all I can feel is how much I want to show him what the things he does do to me. I am always taking his wrist and pushing his fingers between my legs. I always feel like I have to prove it. Like I have to force my unicornself into existence. Wet and soft. Real with it all.

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Demeter Dream

I joined them, going immediately for her left breast with my mouth. While I sucked on her erect nipple, my right hand fondled her other breast. I marveled at their size; her tits were enormous. I ran my hands up and down her body, lightly touching her pubic hair, which was neatly trimmed.

I had a vague sense that Dionysus was watching, sitting on a chair perched above us on a ledge somehow.

Demeter looked at my raging hard-on and gestured me closer. "Bring that over here," she said. Her straightforwardness surprised me, and turned me on more. I moved so my cock was close to her face.

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See also: Sugasm #129: The best of this week's blogs by the bloggers who blog them (sugasm.com)

Thumbnail via Tyrannized.com (TGP/preview gallery @ orgymax.com, via Ask Jolene)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

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· Fernando Sanchez (thankgodforconceptualart.com, via box-mag.com)

· "Student Films an Upskirt of his Teacher in Class" (Megarotic - thanks Blakeley)
· Top thumbnail via this teacher upskirt video instead, because you try getting a decent screencap of the main one we posted (YouTube)