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Georgina Spelvin On Georgina Spelvin: Massive Attack's "Paradise Circus"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:30:01 EST

A note to all musicians out there: if you're making a music video full of hardcore sex, please use Massive Attack's "Paradise Circus"—featuring clips from "The Devil in Miss Jones" (and the delightful Georgina Spelvin!)—as your muse.

And, um, kindly avoid taking inspiration from something along the lines of, say, Rammstein's "Pussy."

Are we all on the same page here?

· Via Filthy Gorgeous Things (filthygorgeousthings.com)

Internet Archaeology Unearths Ancient Adult Advertising

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 18:00:00 EST

The brilliant scholars of Internet Archaeology put together a collection of pornographic images from the early days of the world wide web. Let's boot up the modem, double-click Netscape Navigator, and wait an hour for the porn to load!

While the collection does contain a few legit porn pics from the early days, most of the files are graphic advertisements, both gif and jpeg. So instead of looking at some late 1990s beaver shots, we thought it'd be a hoot to reminisce about the flashy, alluring, and often disturbing pre-Y2K ads. We have to admit it, we definitely got tricked into clicking some of these.

· XXX Collection (internetarchaeology.org)

Mädchen Amick Is Our "Dream Lover"

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 10:30:01 EST

So, our Twin Peaks obsession is still going strong. This time, we have footage of Mädchen Amick, who played everyone's favorite waitress, Shelly. And now she's 100% naked. They just don't make movies like this anymore...

In "Dream Lover," Amick plays a manipulative seductress who has her husband committed to a mental hospital. That's not really our scene. Still, we will cherish this moment, and will pretend it's Shelly asking us to take a long shower with her. It doesn't really matter who she's supposed to be, because Mädchen Amick is hot and naked.

· "Dream Lover" (1993) (imdb.com)
· Mädchen Amick :: Dream Lover (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

Not So Classics: "Connie & Floyd"

Gram Ponante — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:30:01 EST

Aside from the jiggly charms of the poorly-lit 70's exploitation staple Sandy Dempsey, "Connie & Floyd" reminds us that the good old days (of porn) weren't always good.

There is a reason that porn earned its reputation for horrible production values and lackluster directing. The 1973 film "Connie & Floyd," shot at the height of porno chic when production budgets were delivered via bags of cash in dark alleyways, is evidence that, even then, producers believed that people like you would buy anything as long as there was a cumshot in it.

And the fact that this 36-year-old parody of "Bonnie & Clyde" (released six years earlier) has been re-issued with a brand-new box featuring a different car and different costumes than were in the movie, suggests that there are still subscribers to that belief.

All righteous porn consumer anger aside, Sandy Dempsey, the toothy and wholesome star of several porns and sexploitation flicks in the early 70's, looks as good in this movie as anyone can hope to in a ridiculously poorly shot, oversaturated, almost unedited, unprofessionally recorded, trainwreck of a movie that seemed to end only when the cash ran out and not, as you would expect, in a hail of bullets.

There is a pasty orgy, some business with hillbillies, sex on a dirty mattress, and the one great line "Hey let's jig! Let's ball!" delivered several times by an uncredited actor who thought, correctly, that no one would remember it otherwise.

· Buy "Connie & Floyd" (vcx.com)

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Did Marilyn Jess Make "The Arrangement" For Incest?

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 18:00:00 EST

Sex with apples, vacuum cleaners, and magnifying glasses: cool. Possible incest with dad: not cool.

The Arrangement

Studio: Cal Vista Classic
Director: Gene Knowland
Cast: Marilyn Jess, Jean-Pierre, Ann Hoover, Jane Baker, Sophie Duflot, Chris Kennedy, Randy Damon

As freaky as we are at Fleshbot, there are some things we're just not down with, and this 1981 French flick definitely approaches some uncomfortable areas. In a vein similar to the "Taboo" series, "The Arrangement" deals with the revenge-cum-Electra complex of Elisa (Marilyn Jess), a young spoiled model who resents her father's girlfriend/maid. She concocts a scheme to prevent her father from marrying the girl, but first she needs help.

With the assistance of Colette, her best friend and look-alike, Elisa sleeps with photographers and bodybuilders, and plans a swinger's party at some fancy pad. The father, the girlfriend, and the secretary (who is also banging dad) all show up to the party and fool around with each other, until a mysterious woman in an afro and sunglasses appears and fucks everyone. The photographer blows her cover saying "No, Elisa! Don't do that to your father!" and the girl runs away. Later, we see Elisa talking to Colette about how everything was ruined, but it's still unclear who seduced daddy.

So how is incest supposed to derail a relationship? Besides the obvious taboo, we can't really tell. Dad's girlfriend doesn't seem to know, as she was missing from the crucial scene of enlightenment. Maybe Elisa was using the situation at home to justify her unnatural lust, or maybe she's an ineffective prankster.

If potential/suggested incest isn't your thing, don't worry, there's plenty of legit vanilla sex in "The Arrangement." It's just as raunchy, dubbed, and full of pubes as you'd expect from VHS porn. My personal favorite scene involves the maid and the dad and a vacuum cleaner. They probably shouldn't use a vortex of plastic to imitate oral sex, but they do anyway. A magnifying glass, apple core, and pool raft also make guest appearances in the list of impromptu sex toys.

This movie offers much, but doesn't fully deliver. If you're looking for a straightforward fuck, you'll find your arousal mired in complicated plot. If you're looking for something to generate incest fantasies (because we're not here to judge), you'll probably be disappointed. Watch "The Arrangement" if you have a thing for Marilyn Jess and bizarre retrofap.

Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 14:00:00 EST

Julie Newmar, via Things That Excite Me (thingsthatexciteme.tumblr.com)

RetroNudity: Barbara Crampton In "Re-Animator"

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:00:00 EST

Sure, we all know that "Re-Penetrator" is a horror porno classic. But did you know that it's based on this other movie, "Re-Animator," that also has a bunch of nudity and sex in it? It's totally true!

Fair warning: this film (apparently of the horror genre) also mixes in a good deal of gore and blood and guts and whatnot. So if you're not into mixing severed heads with your naked chicks...well, this might be one RetroNudity clip you should just pass on by.

· "Re-Animator" (imdb.com)
· "Re-Animator" (celebcap.net)

For Real? Unpublished Marilyn Monroe Nudie Pics?

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:30:01 EST

We have our doubts about these supposedly unused "Playboy Pics," but let's just pretend it really is her. It's refreshing to see Marilyn look a little more Norma Jeane, but still be naked.

As much as we'd like to do more research into these photographs, we'd prefer to just believe in the magic of Monroe. It's like our version of the Monroe Doctrine. Except instead of preventing European expansionist ideals from tampering with the Americas, we're preventing reality from disrupting a good, ol' timey wank.

· Marilyn Monroe Unpublished Playboy Pics / Die unveröffentlichten Playboyfotos (nacktfotoparadies.blogspot.com)

Vintage (That Is, Young) Kelly Nichols In "The Toolbox Murders"

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:00:00 EST

Thirty-one years before she became a Seasoned Player, Kelly Nichols was feeling herself up for some silly "horror movie." This is one seriously dedicated actress.

Luckily, it does resemble porn in some important ways. For one: she's naked. Also: she's masturbating in a deliciously bubbly tub. As a matter of fact (spoiler alert!), she gets nailed in the following scene. But not in the good way. Someone busts in with a nailgun. It's a slasher film.

· "The Toolbox Murders" (1978) (imdb.com)
· The Toolbox Murders (celebcap.net)

When Marilyn Chambers Was "Insatiable"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:30:01 EST

Heiress and starlet Sandra Chase (Marilyn Chambers) has everything but, as she tells anyone who will listen in "Insatiable," she doesn't have—oh wait. She has everything.

Insatiable 30th Anniversary Edition

Studio: Dynasty
Director: Godfrey Daniels
Starring: Marilyn Chambers, John Holmes, Jesie St. James, Serena, John Leslie, Mike Ranger, Richard Pacheco, Joan Turner

Review by: Gram Ponante

1980's "Insatiable" was a landmark in that it solidified a lack of conflict as an essential porn plotline. Between lounging in stateside mansions, jaunts in her Ferrari, or strolling through London with her aunt (doubtless the family of "Joan Turner" is still puzzling about that one), Chase lets us know that she's fine with her random string of encounters in jacuzzis, on pool tables, by the side of the road, and (of course) in dream sequences.

We learn that after her parents' and sibling's death in a tram accident in Switzerland (I'm not kidding), young Sandra decided to live her life the way she wanted. That's fine, but it seems like she was already doing exactly what she wanted when her dad was alive; in a flashback to the loss of her virginity, she is bent over the pool table by her father's rough and lusty gardener (David Morris).

Not that director Godfrey Daniels (now working as Stu Segall, producer of the Fred Dryer-tastic "Hunter" franchise) coasted; "Insatiable" is a competently shot and well-acted gem from a time that, as Chambers says in a pair of 2005 documentaries included on the generous disc, was "really wonderful."

Chambers is the main attraction of this movie. Athletic and sweet (we see her do a double-take on a box of Ivory Snow), Chambers radiates wholesomeness but just happens to be insatiable. This takes the form, in every instance but one (she picks up a hitchhiker) of things being done to her. Perhaps it is never enough, as the title implies, but she seems outwardly content.

We are also treated to an excellent, utterly unrelated to the movie, and inscrutable theme song, part of which goes:

"Sometimes love ain't nothing but a misunderstandin' between two fools
You gave me all your love love but what did I do? I broke all the rules
As far as I can see
Love's Insatiable to me
Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on me!"

The 30th anniversary edition, released by a well-connected Chatsworth distributor called Dynasty, features two commentaries by Chambers and Gloria Leonard as well as a pair of featurettes documenting Chambers' appearance at Hollywood's Pussycat Theatre in 1980 as well as a 2005 interview.

Chambers, who died early in 2009, was found by her daughter, McKenna, in a trailer in Canyon Country north of Los Angeles. Chambers refers to McKenna several times in the featurettes, saying she was the best thing to happen to her.

Born in Westport, Connecticut, Chambers found early success as a model ("Eileen Ford said I was too fat") in New York before moving to San Francisco. In addition to her Ivory Snow gig ("I was the mother on the box," Chambers says, "and - contrary to popular belief, that is not Brooke Shields as the baby") she played Robert Klein's girlfriend in the Barbra Streisand movie "The Owl and the Pussycat."

It was on a publicity tour for "Pussycat" that she arrived in and fell in love with San Francisco. Chambers hints that modeling work may have been drying up at that point, else she would not have answered an ad from porn kings the Mitchell Brothers in the San Francisco Chronicle.

"The form said, 'Are you comfortable with a balling role?" Chambers said, "and I wanted to believe it said 'a bowling role.'"

That film was "Behind the Green Door" and it made Chambers famous.

"Had I thought about it I wouldn't have done it," Chambers said. "And the look in my parents' eyes when they found out...."

Watching the documentaries with an understanding that Chambers was not happy with her life ("A lot of people are making a lot of money off my name," she says ruefully), and the knowledge that her plans for a series of sex instruction tapes would not come to fruition, it makes the viewer sad for the still-youthful Chambers.

Despite this, "Insatiable" as a document and the extras as a then and now snapshot (Chambers in cutoff jeans and no panties standing on Santa Monica Boulevard in 1980, before AIDS hit the porn world, driving off in a chauffered Bentley) are as compelling and poignant as they are sexy.

I would have liked to see Chambers' instructional videos. As a preview, she said that threesomes with friends were a bad idea. "That's fine and dandy," she said, "but call a hooker."

She also said that it was a woman's job to perfect fellatio.

"It's up to you to learn how to give a blowjob," she said. "Because he won't tell you."

We wish the sadder-but-wiser Chambers were still around.

· Dynasty (dynastygroupdvd.com)
· Marilyn Chambers - Beyond the far door (gramponante.com)
· Buy "Insatiable" (tlavideo.com)

Engage In Intercourse With The Oral Sex Phone

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:00:00 EST

Let's be honest with ourselves: the only thing classier than talking into a vagina is talking into a vagina "superbly sculptured by a European artist."

Copyranter's Buygone Product of the Week is this lovely improvement on the telephone. Sports Illustrated may have their Football Phone, and that girl from "Juno" has her kooky Hamburger Phone, but playboys, pimps, and millionaires only use this nipple-less taffy lady whose nether regions send sounds across the country. It's the natural evolution Alexander Graham Bell would've wanted. Those European artists sure know what's up.

· Buygone Product of the Week: Oral Sex Phone (copyranter.blogspot.com)

Dinner And A Movie... And A Sloppy Blowjob

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 13:00:00 EST

Actually, we're not that hungry, and movie theaters freak us out. Let's just skip to the sloppy blowjob part. Yeah, that'll get this triple-date going.

See, back in the day all this wife swapping stuff was classy. The hippies had just given up free love, and the young bourgeoisie decided to make fun of the peaceniks by fucking everything in sight. Say what you will about the Reagan years, but at least someone was having a good time.

· Buy "Private Moments" (vcx.com)

Sherilyn Fenn's Twin Peaks In "Two Moon Junction"

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:30:01 EST

We were watching "Twin Peaks" the other day, and it rekindled our raging crush on Sherilyn Fenn. Luckily, she was kind enough to star in softcore porn back in 1988. Isn't she generous?

This clip does nothing to satisfy our fantasies about Special Agent Dale Cooper handcuffing her to the bed. But that doesn't matter. All that matters is Sherilyn Fenn, her gorgeous breasts, and the not-so-subtle reference to "Porky's" in this scene.

· "Two Moon Junction (1988)" (imdb.com)
· Clip via Celebcap.net (celebcap.net)

Ancient Swedish And French Porn From The Empire State

Gram Ponante — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:30:01 EST

Just as the world is fascinated with America, what with our Arby's, Don Cheadle, and Totoro, so are we enraptured by the rest of the world. Today we look at the classic pornos "French Schoolgirls" and "Swedish Sorority Girls."

You should know that no Swedes or French were fucked in the making of these films.

Since it is illegal to film most actual schoolgirls (unless they're on the five-year plan), we already know that Porn provides an extended adolescence for 24-year-olds to jump into pigtails and schoolgirl drag. Sadly, that prospect is moot in "French Schoolgirls," a badly shot and poorly edited compilation from long before its 1980 release credit, in which no French is spoken and no schoolgirl is deflowered.

But it's especially interesting to watch classic porn; perhaps because not only are these women currently older than us, but they also just look older on film.

It's also fun to watch classic porn because of the widely varying standards. While we have plenty of filmmakers today who consider their work Art, the condition was rampant in the so-called Golden Age. Hence why two Brooklyn-accented women discussing their sexual fantasies on a waterbed whilst smoking cigarettes and generally appearing to be in their late 20's are somehow the basis for calling this film "French Schoolgirls."

To reiterate: aside from the scratchy pop music in the background, nothing about this film (shot in New York City) is French.

It's a pretty bad film by any standard, but shots of the New York subway and John Holmes in his prime (the film credits him as John "Wadd" Holmes - can you imagine watching "Black Snake Moan" with Christina "The Ice Storm" Ricci?) are compelling. Oh, and one of the women appears to be fucking Freddie Mercury.

"Swedish Sorority Girls," on the other hand (starring Colleen Anderson, Karen Havens, Roger Caine, Paula Morton, David Christopher, Samantha Fox [yes, that Samantha Fox], Vee Summers, Clea Carson, and Joey Silvera [as Joey Civera, for some reason]) at least makes an effort, even if it is a laughable one.

For one thing, it has snow. For another, all the Americans say "ja" a lot and call each other by Ingrid or Sven. When Ingrid's American cousin flies into what appears to be a snow-covered Albany airport, the Ikeaporn begins.

Like "French Schoolgirls," however, no pretense is made in this film to justify the sorority of the title.

Though both films were released in 1980 ("French Schoolgirls" appears much older), it is clear that, even then, producers were aware that they could pretty much get away with anything as long as nudity was involved.

And that is true even to this day. Sometimes I show a little nipple when I don't have enough cash for the tip at TGI Friday's.

But at least "Swedish Sorority Girls," with its snowball fights, gratuitous "Ja"s, and a blonde, tries.

· VCX (vcx.com)

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RetroNudity: Pam Grier In "Friday Foster"

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:30:01 EST

Ever wonder what inspired Quentin Tarantino to reboot Pam Grier's career with "Jackie Brown"? This clip from "Friday Foster" might hold the answer...assuming Quentin likes boobs as much as we do, anyway.

· Pam Grier in "Friday Foster" (celebcap.net)

Don't Toss Us Away, Valeria

Gram Ponante — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:30:01 EST

The cover of "Big Titted First Timers 7" looks like a Lone Justice sex tape. Who is that woman with the 90's hair and tan lines? Turns out it's Valeria and this compilation is a trip to the 2257-exempt past.

You may have heard of the 2257 recordkeeping requirements that keep all legitimate porn studios on their toes with the mandate of maintaining scrupulous age verification and identification records. When they went into effect in 1995, it signaled, among other things, the dawn of a time when a fan could find all the movies his crush object had been in no matter what alias she used.

Unfortunately, this compilation features scenes from the early 90's, as evidenced by the fashions, technology, and videotape haze of the proceedings. Not only that, but there is also no way of finding out whatever happened to this natural-breasted and clearly-over-18 beauty seen flopping around in the jacuzzzi with a dude who probably would not get too much work were he to be getting into the business today (only Eva Angelina is allowed to wear glasses).

NB: We are also treated to a scene with Dawn, who delicately takes out her false teeth whilst blowing a guy.

We hope you're doing well, Valeria. You are now, at the very least, 32 years old. Mightn't it be time for a cougar comeback?

· JM Productions (jerkoffzone.com)
· Buy "Big Titted First Timers 7" (gamelink.com)

"Ejacula 2" The Future

Gram Ponante — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:30:01 EDT

In 1993 the world met "Ejacula," a vampiress who, probably because she was immortal, missed the memo that Duran Duran fashions had expired several years earlier. But we also met Tonisha Mills. Two years later the whole "Ejacula" gang returned.

"Ejacula 2" is just as inscrutable as the first, but damn did porn have money back then. Shot in Europe with an all-star cast including the young Rocco Siffredi and the even-then-only-allowed-to-work-with-his-shirt-on Ron Jeremy, "Ejacula 2" follows the uneven acting of several careless guests, a couple of vampire hunters, Lynn LeMay, and a coven of vampires on one wild weekend featuring, as the boxcover says, "an outdoor BJ" and "ass eating."

This movie symbolizes porn excess in that no one cared if the acting or story or camera work was good as long as the women became naked. Since the women do (in a 14-person orgy scene, no less), to find fault with what is now a cultural artifact seems like elder abuse.

Tonisha Mills and Lynn LeMay look lovely as always, and Ron Jeremy overacts to perfection.

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RetroNudity: Neda Arneric In "Shaft In Africa"

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Once again, Shaft shows us that sticking it to the man is best done by sticking it to the woman.

Also, Neda Arneric's work is impressive in its own way. How many girls are down to be a hostage on the condition that their captor first has sex with them? They'll have to change Stockholm Syndrome to Shaft Syndrome.

· "Shaft In Africa (1973)" (imdb.com)
· Clip via Celebcap.net (celebcap.net)

Blue Balls In Hell: "The Devil in Miss Jones"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Suicide spinster Justine Jones discovers that Hell truly is other people in the re-released edition of "The Devil in Miss Jones."

The Devil in Miss Jones

Studio: VCX
Director: Gerard Damiano
Cast: Georgina Spelvin, Claire Lumiere, Erica Haven, John Clemens, Harry Reams, Gerard Damiano (As Albert Gork)

Review by: Gram Ponante

This deluxe edition contains two versions of the film plus a lengthy interview with star Georgina Spelvin. Having never seen the movie (nor have I seen "Deep Throat," "Behind the Green Door," or "Debbie Does Dallas"), I also knew nothing about it, and was impressed by Spelvin's acting as well as the story.

But not the sex. I watched the hardcore version (because life is short) and can't imagine how the softcore version could be softer.

Plain Jane Justine Jones, a spinster, is a suicide. She takes one last look from her apartment window onto the New York City of 1973, retires to a bathtub, and slashes her wrists.

She finds herself in the office of Mr. Abaca, who fumblingly tells her that, since her "accident," she is no longer a candidate for heaven, where her otherwise pristine and virginal life would have sent her - had she not committed suicide.

"I've done nothing to warrant this," she says. "If I could do it again, I would live a life filled, engulfed, consumed with lust."

Mr. Abaca, in the middle of a slow day, gives her her wish.

Justine meets The Teacher (Harry Reams) who must strip her of her inhibitions prior to her return to the mortal world. After inserting an eensy plug into her anus (it was a simpler time), she gives him a blowjob and then, demonstrating a passive aggressiveness that would make me send her to Hell if I ran things, asks that he fuck her but then gets squeamish about how big he is.

"Will you - be gentle?" she asks.

"No," The Teacher says.

So Miss Jones learns the ways of the flesh with the Teacher, who sends her a few other partners to round out her education.

The idea that Jones must earn Hell through a series of acts that today's average porn actress performs once an afternoon is daunting, and by contemporary standards we look at what she's doing as pretty wholesome, sex positive, and liberated.

I expected that Jones, shown how her frigidity kept her from living a worthwhile life, would be sent back to New York to be a sex blogger or something. But she really is only granted a small reprieve from her eternal destination, and when she finally gets there she meets what might very well be the male version of her mortal self, played by Gerard Damiano.

This movie holds up well. We believe Miss Jones and we regret that a little anal sex with Harry Reams dooms her for eternity. Had she just not committed suicide, Miss Jones would have been assured buttloads of anal sex in heaven.

· VCX (vcx.com)
· Buy "The Devil in Miss Jones" (gamelink.com)

Crossing The Aisle: Bob Mizer's Straight Porn

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Photographer Bob Mizer is best known for photographing hot naked men—but it seems his camera had an eye for the fairer sex as well. Our friends at AMG have discovered some of Bob's studies of the female form.

But wait, there's more! Bob didn't just shoot naked ladies—he even shot girl on guy smut! Quite a departure for the legendary gay pornographer (but one that us fans of the hetero smut certainly welcome with open arms). AMG has the video (titled "The Watchman")—and from the brief peek that we got, it seems like it's definitely worth a watch.

· Bob's Girls – Still Awesome, Just With Way More Vag (athleticmodelguild.com)