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more about #vintage more comments → crackblind: I've seen a few of these before and am pretty sure they are legit. I've only seen an airbrushed version of #5. Any idea where they came from? (My Ger... more » otko: I'll admit I prefer the post-transformation Monroe but there's something about the way she looks here too. Like in the movie Vertigo where the chick c... more » MalzyWheels: "We wish the sadder-but-wiser Chambers were still around." Hear hear. May she be at peace. more » Crystal_Mountain: If this is what 1980s America was like, then shit, I wish I was alive to vote for Reagan. #retronudity more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Sam Rockwell!? #retronudity more » minotauro: Corny premise, but some very good photography and acting on Rourke's part. The scenes in New Orleans were very well done. A decent enough early salv... more » Gram Ponante: Mystery Cellist (are you Yo Yo Ma?), thank you for a comment that made me spit my coffee. A little (I always leave the option open so I tend to aim aw... more » Mazda Eric: why is appollo creep trying to kill jackie brown? #retronudity more » Uli_Kunkel: This is proof positive why Quentin named Ms. Grier "the queen of all women." #retronudity more » Brian47: Awesome! And was that Carl Weathers too? Action Jackson is a peeping Tom! #retronudity more » ethereallunacy002: I knew I was a fan of hers for a reason! more » Beaker: I believe that tan lines are one of the sexiest things that a woman can wear. #dvd more » rogerfeelbert: Don't forget one of the trippiest girl/girl scenes in Porn History. #vintage more » FrankN.Stein: "wht's your name?" "does it matter?" - that's an answer you'd like to hear more... ;) #retronudity more » Jules Winfield: That soundtrack is officially my new theme song #retronudity more » -
#vintage
For Real? Unpublished Marilyn Monroe Nudie Pics?
We have our doubts about these supposedly unused "Playboy Pics," but let's just pretend it really is her. It's refreshing to see Marilyn look a little more Norma Jeane, but still be naked. More » -
#blastfromthepast
Vintage (That Is, Young) Kelly Nichols In "The Toolbox Murders"
Thirty-one years before she became a Seasoned Player, Kelly Nichols was feeling herself up for some silly "horror movie." This is one seriously dedicated actress. More » -
#vintage
When Marilyn Chambers Was "Insatiable"
Heiress and starlet Sandra Chase (Marilyn Chambers) has everything but, as she tells anyone who will listen in "Insatiable," she doesn't have—oh wait. She has everything. More » -
#advertising
Engage In Intercourse With The Oral Sex Phone
Let's be honest with ourselves: the only thing classier than talking into a vagina is talking into a vagina "superbly sculptured by a European artist." More » -
#fleshflicks
Dinner And A Movie... And A Sloppy Blowjob
Actually, we're not that hungry, and movie theaters freak us out. Let's just skip to the sloppy blowjob part. Yeah, that'll get this triple-date going. More » -
#blastfromthepast
Sherilyn Fenn's Twin Peaks In "Two Moon Junction"
We were watching "Twin Peaks" the other day, and it rekindled our raging crush on Sherilyn Fenn. Luckily, she was kind enough to star in softcore porn back in 1988. Isn't she generous? More » -
#fleshbotinternational
Ancient Swedish And French Porn From The Empire State
Just as the world is fascinated with America, what with our Arby's, Don Cheadle, and Totoro, so are we enraptured by the rest of the world. Today we look at the classic pornos "French Schoolgirls" and "Swedish Sorority Girls." More » -
#blastfromthepast
RetroNudity: Pam Grier In "Friday Foster"
Ever wonder what inspired Quentin Tarantino to reboot Pam Grier's career with "Jackie Brown"? This clip from "Friday Foster" might hold the answer...assuming Quentin likes boobs as much as we do, anyway. More » -
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#vintage
Don't Toss Us Away, Valeria
The cover of "Big Titted First Timers 7" looks like a Lone Justice sex tape. Who is that woman with the 90's hair and tan lines? Turns out it's Valeria and this compilation is a trip to the 2257-exempt past. More » -
#thehorror
"Ejacula 2" The Future
In 1993 the world met "Ejacula," a vampiress who, probably because she was immortal, missed the memo that Duran Duran fashions had expired several years earlier. But we also met Tonisha Mills. Two years later the whole "Ejacula" gang returned. More » -
#blastfromthepast
RetroNudity: Neda Arneric In "Shaft In Africa"
Once again, Shaft shows us that sticking it to the man is best done by sticking it to the woman. More » -
#thehorror
Blue Balls In Hell: "The Devil in Miss Jones"
Suicide spinster Justine Jones discovers that Hell truly is other people in the re-released edition of "The Devil in Miss Jones." More » -
#vintage
Crossing The Aisle: Bob Mizer's Straight Porn
Photographer Bob Mizer is best known for photographing hot naked men—but it seems his camera had an eye for the fairer sex as well. Our friends at AMG have discovered some of Bob's studies of the female form. More » -
#blastfromthepast
RetroNudity: Lisa Bonet In "Angel Heart"
Much as we enjoyed watching "Denise" banging in "Not the Cosbys", it wasn't the same as actually watching Lisa Bonet have sex. Alas, we couldn't find a Lisa Bonet sex tape—but we did get something almost as good. More » -
#boobs
The Real Sex Bombs Of The "Mad Men" Era
Our former comrade/forever hero Violet Blue recently reminded us that one of the reasons "Mad Men" is so fun to watch is because it chronicles the emergence of American sexual independence. Who doesn't love that? More » -
#blastfromthepast
RetroNudity: Penelope Cruz In "Jamon, Jamon"
There are at least two very wonderful things about 1992's "Jamon, Jamon." The first is the tagline: can it really ever get better than "A Film Where Women Eat Men & Men Eat Ham"? More » -
#fleshflicks
Shirley Wood Shines "Vista Valley PTA"
If we ever needed a reminder of why the Golden Age of porn was truly golden, a peek at "Vista Valley PTA" is more than enough. Come on...it's porn with the word PTA in the title. More » -
#blastfromthepast
RetroNudity: Barbara Hershey In "Boxcar Bertha"
"Boxcar Bertha" isn't just a chance to glimpse Barbara Hershey in the buff—it's also a chance to observe some of Martin Scorsese's earliest work. A movie that caters to film buffs and film nudity buffs? What a combo! More » -
#vintage
Don't Let Your Car Be A Nudist—That's This Girl's Job
Cars and naked girls: they've gone together since, well, at least 1937, when this ad for Simoniz Kleener reminded motorists to keep it covered up...by flashing this girl's nipple at them (A sensible strategy if you ask us.) (copyranter.blogspot.com)














