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more about #vintage more comments → Gram Ponante: Mystery Cellist (are you Yo Yo Ma?), thank you for a comment that made me spit my coffee. A little (I always leave the option open so I tend to aim aw... more » Mazda Eric: why is appollo creep trying to kill jackie brown? #retronudity more » Uli_Kunkel: This is proof positive why Quentin named Ms. Grier "the queen of all women." #retronudity more » Brian47: Awesome! And was that Carl Weathers too? Action Jackson is a peeping Tom! #retronudity more » Beaker: I believe that tan lines are one of the sexiest things that a woman can wear. #dvd more » rogerfeelbert: Don't forget one of the trippiest girl/girl scenes in Porn History. #vintage more » FrankN.Stein: "wht's your name?" "does it matter?" - that's an answer you'd like to hear more... ;) #retronudity more » Jules Winfield: That soundtrack is officially my new theme song #retronudity more » sam991: Even the Jenna Jameson version could be considered tame by 2009 standards. #vintage more » weirdfiishes: [www.xvideos.com] #vintage #1918 #threesome more » -
#blastfromthepast
RetroNudity: Pam Grier In "Friday Foster"
Ever wonder what inspired Quentin Tarantino to reboot Pam Grier's career with "Jackie Brown"? This clip from "Friday Foster" might hold the answer...assuming Quentin likes boobs as much as we do, anyway. More » -
#vintage
Don't Toss Us Away, Valeria
The cover of "Big Titted First Timers 7" looks like a Lone Justice sex tape. Who is that woman with the 90's hair and tan lines? Turns out it's Valeria and this compilation is a trip to the 2257-exempt past. More » -
#thehorror
"Ejacula 2" The Future
In 1993 the world met "Ejacula," a vampiress who, probably because she was immortal, missed the memo that Duran Duran fashions had expired several years earlier. But we also met Tonisha Mills. Two years later the whole "Ejacula" gang returned. More » -
#blastfromthepast
RetroNudity: Neda Arneric In "Shaft In Africa"
Once again, Shaft shows us that sticking it to the man is best done by sticking it to the woman. More » -
#thehorror
Blue Balls In Hell: "The Devil in Miss Jones"
Suicide spinster Justine Jones discovers that Hell truly is other people in the re-released edition of "The Devil in Miss Jones." More » -
#vintage
Crossing The Aisle: Bob Mizer's Straight Porn
Photographer Bob Mizer is best known for photographing hot naked men—but it seems his camera had an eye for the fairer sex as well. Our friends at AMG have discovered some of Bob's studies of the female form. More »
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#blastfromthepast
RetroNudity: Lisa Bonet In "Angel Heart"
Much as we enjoyed watching "Denise" banging in "Not the Cosbys", it wasn't the same as actually watching Lisa Bonet have sex. Alas, we couldn't find a Lisa Bonet sex tape—but we did get something almost as good. More » -
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#boobs
The Real Sex Bombs Of The "Mad Men" Era
Our former comrade/forever hero Violet Blue recently reminded us that one of the reasons "Mad Men" is so fun to watch is because it chronicles the emergence of American sexual independence. Who doesn't love that? More » -
#blastfromthepast
RetroNudity: Penelope Cruz In "Jamon, Jamon"
There are at least two very wonderful things about 1992's "Jamon, Jamon." The first is the tagline: can it really ever get better than "A Film Where Women Eat Men & Men Eat Ham"? More » -
#fleshflicks
Shirley Wood Shines "Vista Valley PTA"
If we ever needed a reminder of why the Golden Age of porn was truly golden, a peek at "Vista Valley PTA" is more than enough. Come on...it's porn with the word PTA in the title. More » -
#blastfromthepast
RetroNudity: Barbara Hershey In "Boxcar Bertha"
"Boxcar Bertha" isn't just a chance to glimpse Barbara Hershey in the buff—it's also a chance to observe some of Martin Scorsese's earliest work. A movie that caters to film buffs and film nudity buffs? What a combo! More » -
#vintage
Don't Let Your Car Be A Nudist—That's This Girl's Job
Cars and naked girls: they've gone together since, well, at least 1937, when this ad for Simoniz Kleener reminded motorists to keep it covered up...by flashing this girl's nipple at them (A sensible strategy if you ask us.) (copyranter.blogspot.com) -
#blastfromthepast
RetroNudity: Edwige Fenech In "Ubalda, All Naked And Warm"
Is there any film title more accurate than "Ubalda, All Naked and Warm"? Not only is it Edwige Fenech's state during most of the film—it's also the feeling we get when she goes for a (topless!) run. More » -
#blastfromthepast
RetroNudity: Jane Birkin And Serge Gainsbourg In "Cannabis"
Though you're likely aware of this, we feel it is our duty to alert you to the fact that "Sex Pot" was not the first movie to combine sex and marijuana into one delightful, filmic combination. More » -
#contest
We Have A Winner! The Great "Screwballs" Trivia Off
Last week, we offered you the chance to win a copy of "Screwballs." Many entered, but only one can win. Check below to the correct answers to our trivia questions (supplied to us by Severin Films, the distributor of "Screwballs.") More » -
#fleshflicks
The Good Old Days
Though we try not to get too nostalgic (the past is past, man), it's hard not to feel a tinge of yearning for days of yore when watching a legend like John Holmes at work. More » -
#blastfromthepast
RetroNudity: Cybill Shepard In "The Last Picture Show"
"The Last Picture Show" is a movie from 1971 that tells the story of a Texas town circa 1951, making it doubly retro (at least if you ask us). More importantly, it features a young Cybill Shepard skinnydipping. More » -
#contest
Win A Copy Of "Screwballs": The 80s Teensploitation Sex Comedy Romp!
For the past few weeks, we've been running clips from "Screwballs," a T&A filled 80s teen sex comedy. Well, today's the day that this very special movie gets released on DVD—and to celebrate, we're giving away a copy! More » -
#celebrity
Autographed Nude Photo Of Jackie O Discovered
...in the archives of Andy Warhol, of all places. Other things found in the archives? A piece of cake from Caroline Kennedy's 1986 wedding, a mummifed human foot, and $17,000 in cash. More » -
#movies
"Screwballs" Goes Bowling
The 80s were a very different time: greed was good, movies were filled with boobs...and apparently everyone went bowling in their underwear. Frankly, we don't really remember that part—but it's in "Screwballs," so it must be true! More » -
#vintage
Vintage Video: Clearly, The Best Conversation Ever
If we could only hear what was being said on the end of the line, phone sex would never be the same. These days, you can't be sure what the other person is actually doing. More » -
#movies
"Screwballs" Heads To The Strip Club
Last week, we introduced you to the wild and wacky world of "Screwballs," the wild and wacky 80s teen sex romp that went where no other wacky, wild teen sex romp had gone before. More » -
#sexculture
Blast From The Past: Vintage Porn Posters
Is your boudoir decor in need of an upgrade? Nothing says classy and sexy quite like vintage porn posters. View a fine selection of erotic film advertisements over at the Examiner (and then buy one from the Erotic Heritage Museum). More » -
#fleshflicks
Wednesday In The Park With Blowjobs
It's a gorgeous day out—what are you doing sitting inside on your computer? Better you should be outside, enjoying the fresh air...and maybe indulging in some carnal pleasures, as well. More » -
#movies
"Screwballs": The 80s Teen Sex Comedy That Puts "Porky's" To Shame
There were many wonderful things about the 1980's—but one of the best would have to be all the T&A that got crammed into those delightful teen sex comedies. More » -
#vintage
They Just Don't Make Them Like Roberta Pedon Anymore
After they made Roberta Pedon, they broke the mold. Then they set it on fire, stomped out the fire, swept up the ashes, and threw them into the abyss. At least, that's our explanation for why she's one of a kind. More »
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#fleshflicks
Practice! Practice! Practice!
How do you get to Carnegie Hall? The same way you get good at giving head, or spying on couples en flagrante delicto, with no one the wiser: practice, practice, practice. More » -
#fleshflicks
Lynn LeMay Is An Inspiration To Us All
With all the worry about the environment, we've been trying to be eco-friendly. One good suggestion: save water by taking a shower with a friend. One better suggestion: skip the shower, and just get naked with a friend. More » -
#fleshflicks
The Wild, Wild Orgies Of Days Of Yore
There are many reasons why we're glad we don't live in the seventies (like, uh, the clothes). But there are quite a few why we wish we still did. Like, uh, the orgies. More » -
#blastfromthepast
RetroNudity: "Immoral Tales"
You know when they say "They don't make 'em like they used to"? We're pretty sure they're referring to movies like "Immoral Tales," a French flick from the 1970s that seems to have more nudity than plot. More » -
#photography
Richard Kern Dips Into The Archives
Legendary photographer Richard Kern has been photographing naked girls for a long time—longer than we've been (legally) ogling photos of naked girls, even. And now he's reliving some of his favorite naked girl moments—and letting us watch! More » -
#fleshflicks
Going For The Girls, Two At A Time
Sure, we know we're supposed to take things slow, to savor the moment, to take our time—but some times we don't want to. Sometimes we want to be greedy, and go for the girls two at a time. More » -
#fleshflicks
Secrets Of Seduction
Follow us, if you will, back to a different era: a time when bosses could seduce their secretaries via clever use of aphrodisiac powders...and John Holmes was around to narrate and offer insight on the action. Oh, those were the days. More » -
#fleshflicks
Coffee, Tea, Or Threesome?
Stewardesses may no long wear skimpy outfits and cater to all our needs (those job requirements went out the window when they started calling them flight attendants)—but we can always fondly remember the days that they did, right? More » -
#fleshflicks
Golden Era Goodies: "Teen Angel"
If you've ever waxed nostalgic for the bygone days of porn—the days before Viagra, when breasts were real and bushes full—then we've got a treat for you. More » -
#pubichair
Playboy Offers Hierarchy Of Hair Down There
Ladies, what sort of do are you sporting down there? Is it a Joshua tree or a snowman? A cotton ball or a landing strip? No idea what we're talking about? Educate yourself with Playboy's "Hierarchy of Hair Down There." More » -
#blastfromthepast
Oh, Those Naughty Victorians And Their Naughty Pictures
The Victorians may have had a reputation for prudery—but when no one was looking, they definitely knew how to get the party started. And to think, all this time we thought that hippies invented 69ing. More »
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#pinups
Mel Ramos Doubles Our Pleasure With His Candy Girls
We have a sneaking suspicion that this isn't the first time we've seen Mel Ramos's candy girl pinups, but we're still thrilled to have discovered an online archive of his work. More »
