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Thought We Were Done With Calendars?

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 15:00:00 EST

Nope. Not when Front Magazine has a preview of their 2010 calendar. It doesn't matter how small your room is, there is always more wall space for naked ladies who tell you the date.

In fact, they can just go ahead and rename the months. It'll be just like the French Revolution! Except instead of celebrating your birthday in the month of Brumaire, it'll be on the 13th of Vikki Blows. Sounds way better, right?

· 2010 GUARENTEED TO KICK ASS WITH THE FRONT CALENDAR (frontarmy.co.uk)

Vikki Blows And Sophie Howard In Nuts' "Naughty Issue"

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:00:00 EST

Really, Nuts: is a "Naughty Issue" necessary? It's not as if all the other issues were about tea parties and volunteer work with the elderly. (Not that we're complaining!)

Nonetheless, Vikki Blows, Sophie Howard, and a slew of other Brit babes do their best to behave badly with their boobs out, and talk about all the dirty, wicked sexual acts they've engaged in. Scandalous!

· Vikki Blows And Sophie Howard Are Like Damn (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

Loaded Discovers Witty Pun On Vikki Blows's Surname

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Okay, bear with us: you know how Vikki Blows is a totally hot glamour model, and her last name* is blows, which is, like, sometimes a synonym for sucks? Well, what if we did a spread called "Vikki Sucks"?

And like, as a real kicker, we could have her sucking a lollipop. Man, are we witty or what?

· Vikki Blows (more @ egotastic.com)

*actually her last name for reals, yo

Nuts Magazine Deems 2009 Over, Proves It With Boobs

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:30:01 EDT

It's not even Halloween, and Nuts has already come out with the Sexiest Naked Pics of 2009. How audacious! Let's debate this by looking at nude British women.

Isn't there still time for sexy pictures? We've still got November and December to look forward to, but it's possible the babes get the holidays off. How will we survive the cold months ahead? Who will provide Sexy Thanksgiving Photos? What about the Topless Dreidel Contest we were planning for Hanukah?

Thanks a lot, Nuts.

Photos via Daily Pieces of Ass (dailypoa.com)

Leah Francis (dailypoa.com)
Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Danielle Lloyd (dailypoa.com)
Emma Glover (dailypoa.com)
Eva Wyrwal (dailypoa.com)
Kitty Lea (dailypoa.com)
Lindsey Strutt (dailypoa.com)
Lucy Pinder (dailypoa.com)
Peta Todd (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard (dailypoa.com)

Vikki Blows Into 2010 With Two Sexy Calendars

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Love Vikki Blows? Need a 2010 calendar? Are you in luck! The brunette bombshell is featured in not one, but two sexy calendars: in addition to her own official calendar, she's also got a second calendar out via Tattoo Energy.

Above, some sample images from the calendars. At left, Tattoo Energy's April; at right, the Official Vikki Blows June. Both calendars are pretty hot, though the official Vikki calendar is nakeder (and very heavy on the blacks and whites). Can't decide which one you like the best? We suggest getting both—surely your house has more than one room (or if you live in Manhattan, more than one wall...).

· Vikki Blows – 2010 Tattoo Energy Calendar (ns4w.org)
· Vikki Blows Official 2010 Calendar (nebulasnudecelebs.blogspot.com)

Vikki Blows Will Cure What Ails You

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Do you have a case of the Wednesdays? Boy, do we know what that's like—and do we have the cure for you. Get yourself a tall glass of water, and take a double dose of Vikki Blows.

You should be right as rain almost instantly (give or take a few minutes).

Vikki Blows (dailypoa.com)
Vikki Blows (dailypoa.com)
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Vikki Blows Loves To Suck

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 12:30:01 EDT

...her popsicle, that is. And we love watching her suck...well, anything, really. (Hey, she is Vikki Blows, after all...) (frontarmy.co.uk)

Oh Vikki, Never Leave Us Again

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Q: How long has it been since we've seen Vikki Blows topless? A: If we have to ask, the answer is way too long.

Vikki Blows Topless For Page 3 (dailypoa.com)
Vikki Blows Topless For Page 3 (dailypoa.com)
Vikki Blows Topless For Page 3 (dailypoa.com)
Vikki Blows Topless For Page 3 (dailypoa.com)
Vikki Blows Topless For Page 3 (dailypoa.com)

Five-A-Day Treat: You Daily Dose Of Babes

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 15 May 2009 12:30:01 EDT

You watch your carbs, make sure to take all your vitamins, and eat your fruits and veggies—but are you getting enough babes in your daily diet? We're betting no.

Thankfully, Front and their Famous Five are here to remedy that: five gorgeous girls guaranteed to keep you happy, healthy, and smiling all day long. You can trust us on that one: we've been on the Famous Five diet for weeks now, and we've never looked—or felt!—better in our life.

· Your Five-A-Day Treat (frontarmy.co.uk)

We're Still Sweet On Vikki Blows

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 14:00:00 EDT

During the two years and change that we've known Vikki Blows, we've seen her in a variety of creative set ups: surrounded by flames, in the back of a cab, decked out all Christmasy...

Yet somehow, we're still intrigued and aroused by photos of this raven haired honey. And speaking of honey... that picture of Vikki getting all sticky may actually be one of favorite photos of her ever. Which is saying a lot, actually, given how much we like photos of Vikki Blows.

· Vikki Blows Topless Pictures Get Me Loaded (egotastic.com)

It's A Good Old Fashioned Boob-Off!

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 14:00:00 EDT

There are two things in this world that we can never get enough of: boobs and voting. Lucky for us, Nuts Magazine has combined our two loves with their "Best Boobs of Britain" poll.

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Who will win? Will it be current frontrunner Rosie Jones? The mysterious—yeah strangely familiar—"Kitty Leah"? Samantha Kellett? The choice, dear reader, is in your hands. Vote now: the fate of the free world('s boobs) hangs in the balance.

· Simply the Best: Big Boob Babes (nuts.co.uk)

Vikki Blows Is The Best Present Of All

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 15:30:01 EST

Could there ever be such a thing as too much Vikki Blows? Well, there's only one way to find out—and Paparazzigr's massive collection of Vikki Blows photos seems like a good start to the process.

In addition to providing the most photos of Vikki we've ever seen on one page, Paparazzigr provides some fun facts about the dark haired darling. Did you know she was born in Romford, Essex, England? Or that her birth name is actually Victoria Blows? Oh Vikki, we feel so close to you!

· Vikki Blows (paparazzigr.tv)

Kitty Lea And Vikki Blows Go Full "Front"al

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:00:00 EST

Vikki Blows, Kitty Lea; Kitty Lea, Vikki Blows... we like them both so much, it's hard to pick between the two. But thanks to the latest issue of Front, we don't have to choose: we can enjoy both busty beauties for the price of one lad mag (or online for free, whatever). Now if we could just figure out a way to get these two lovelies to start making out... well, we'd never have to leave the house ever again.

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· Kitty Lea & Vikki Blows In Front Magazine (boobieblog.com)

Sure, we've already seen Vikki Blows without...

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 17:30:55 EDT

Sure, we've already seen Vikki Blows without her top on once before this month, but could there ever be such a thing as too many topless photos of Vikki Blows? We think not! (Especially when she brings Katie Green along with her!) (dailypoa.com)

Vikki Blows Graces The Cover Of Bizarre

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 15:45:00 EDT

We'd like to have a word with whoever it is that books the cover models over at Bizarre Magazine. Tera Patrick, Sophie Howard, Dita von Teese, April Flores, and now Vikki Blows, too? Whoever you are, get out of our heads and stop scheduling amazingly hot shoots of our very favorite models! Enough with the topless photos of the women who keep us up at night! Or, er, wait. No, don't stop, actually. Carry on with the sexy photo shoots. You're doing just fine.

· Vikki Blows In Bizarre Magazine: video and photos (bizarremag.com)

Photographer Frank White Brings Our Favorite Babes To Life

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:15:05 EDT

Frank White is a man after our own heart. Not only do we dig his clean and sharp photography style, and his website overflowing with copious galleries of beautiful women (although we don't dig the autoplaying music), it seems that he deals almost exclusively with the buxom British lad mag girls we've come to know and love. Vikki Blows, Kitty Lea, Ami Grove, Emma Frain, Seren Gibson, Emily Scott—they're all here and looking better than ever. Even The Keeley makes a guest appearance! All of which makes us realize that for every lad mag post we've pondered over the years, there's a gutsy photographer who worked hard to bring it to us ... if you want to call spending all your time with babes like this "work."

· Frank White Photography (audio warning @ frankwhite.co.uk, via highonsex.blogspot.com)

Vikki Blows is back! She's whipping up a...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:00:00 EDT

Vikki Blows is back! She's whipping up a lot of stiff breezes in the pages of Front magazine, which also means that we haven't exhausted all of our bad puns based on her surname. What a relief! (boobieblog.com)

Fresh Face, Old Friends, And Lots Of Bouncing Babes

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 28 May 2008 17:14:22 EDT

OK, that headline could describe pretty much any week in lad mags, but for some reason we're particularly impressed by the array of choices on the digital newsstand this week. There's the reliably naked Lindsey Anne Strutt lounging in the pages of Loaded, and on the cover of the same issue is new face and body—new to us, because we can't watch British soap operas—Roxanne Pallet, pictured above, who we are desperately hoping becomes a more regular presence on our TV and computer screens. (To say we're smitten after this introduction is a bit of an understatement.)

And if that wasn't enough, Front magazine just happened to grab five of the hottest Page 3 babes in existence and got them to bounce around together for the still and video cameras. What did we do to deserve this beautiful bounty of babeage? Who knows? But just keep quiet and hopefully they'll keep the tab open.

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· PAGE 3's FAMOUS FIVE + Gallery (dailymotion.com + Flickr)
· Big Brother Babes Naked & Uncensored<
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· Roxanne Pallet In Loaded + Lindsey Strutt In Loaded (boobieblog.com)

Haters, Beware: We Love Vikki Blows

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:45:51 EST

Regular readers of Fleshbot know that we've been going gaga for a while over Vikki Blows, the gorgeous UK glamour model and lad mag fixture with a name (and set of cans) straight out of our dirtiest junior high school fantasies. So imagine our joy this morning when we woke up to see that she now has her very own portfolio site, with photos and video of her enjoying herself in a variety of situations ... usually with as little clothes on as possible. And it's all built around a list of her likes and dislikes, so now we know that we share her fondness for playing Xbox games (but won't be offering her any cheese to snack on) if we're ever lucky enough to run into her. Try as we might, though, we couldn't find a secret gallery of Vikki, er, living up to her name. But if she ever adds one, we'll be sure to let you know.

· Vikki Blows - Loves/Hates (www.vikkiblowsloveshates.com, via otomano.blogspot.com)
· Vikki Blows on MySpace (myspace.com)
· Thumbnail via Vikki Blows Wallpapers (vikkiblows.blogspot.com)

Steve Neaves Has A Better Job Than You Do, Too

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:50:43 EST

Being (relatively) content in our current employment situation, we don't say things like this very often ... but we totally want Steve Neaves' job. Even if we generally prefer to look at pictures instead of taking them, this fashion/advertising photographer has a way of making whatever scene he's looking at feel like the place to be: bright vivid colors and funky backdrops make his images pop off the computer screen. And they're are also filled with incredibly hot, scantily clad babes — look around a bit and you'll find the likes of Sophie Howard, Vikki Blows, Lucy Pinder, Emily Scott and other UK lad mag favorites in his online portfolio. Actually, that might have something to do with our camera envy. Getting the chance to hang with beautiful models like that at your day job would make anyone question their career choices.

· Steve Neaves Photography (best viewed full screen @ steveneavesphotography.com, via Unscathed Corpse)