· Sleep Creep by Lilith (xtube.com)

We just love Molly Crabapple and Dr Sketchy's Anti Art School. Because really, what's better than hot, scantily clad women dancing around? Hot, scantily clad women dancing around for art.

· Check out more on Amber Ray here. (amberray.net)

The Porn:

The Music Video:

They've both got long, luscious locks, look great in white disco pants, are silly as all get-out, but we think one looks sexier in his Speedo. Then again, the other is Rick James, bitch! We're on the fence. Help us decide, pretty please!

The Porn:

The Music Video:

No, seriously. Can a music video get any hotter? The allusions to Devon's "barely legal" status, Billy Idol's voyeuristic presence in the Warhol-esque pop art, the "femme domme" archetype and the confused older gentleman who wants to say no, but can't. You can probably tell what our vote is with.

After our celebration of BBWs, we decided to come at you from the other side of the spectrum, with a salute to some of our very favorite petite ladies. Though their larger then life pornstar heels might make you think otherwise, most of these girls don't pass 5'3". Take a look at these girls in action—trust us, there's a reason why people say good things come in small packages.

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Deep action with british Bonnie Hart (redtube.com)

Throat Fucks Lana Croft (pornhub.com)

Lexi Belle is excited about meeting with her bf (pornhub.com)

Small titted Amy gets nailed (pornhub.com)

Jesse James speared by a black rod (pornhub.com)

Taylor Rain loves getting her ass rammed (pornhub.com)

Gabriella Fox: Hard Candy 4(digitalplayground.com)

Amy Reid is smoking hot (pornhub.com)

Joanna Angel: XOXO Joanna Angel

Jesse Jane: Cheerleaders

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Previously: Top Ten Videos Archive

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Lesbians Having fun in the snow (redtube.com)

Getting Hot on a colds winters day (redtube.com)

Coldresistant babe strips on snow mobile (redtube.com)

Winter fucking blowjob (pornkolt.com)

Virgin ass in the snow (megaporn.com)

Dora Venter Anal in the snow (megaporn.com)

Orgy in the Snow with Claudia Rossi (megaporn.com)

Nude Snow Skiing (megaporn.com)

Ice Ice Beauty (megaporn.com)

Daring Amateur couple fuck in a snowy field while on their vacation (pornhub.com)

It's kind of disappointing, because searching through mainstream movies for even a hint of bare breasts is a time-honored tradition of porn-deprived youths everywhere. But now thanks to the internet, that process has been become streamlined and embeddable. No more renting crappy movies out of the bargain bin or staying up past 3 A.M. to try and catch a glimpse of Melanie Griffith's breasts on Cinemax. Movies like "Animal House" don't even get made anymore, because they have no reason to exist. These kids today just don't know how good they have it

The again, the clip below will save you from spending $9 on "Hitman." So it's not all bad.

· "Why Dudes Love Hulu: Free Porn" (alleyinsider.com)
· Hulu - Most Popular Movie Clips (hulu.com)

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· Redhead Fucked (megarotic.com)

· Math Bus (sxswclick.com)
· See also: That Other Site

Question: If a pervy looking amateur voyeur video of a hot babe catching some rays in a bikini seemingly unaware that she's being filmed was, in fact, filmed with the model's permission, does it still count as a pervy amateur voyeur video? Ponder the subtleties while you peruse the small but choice collection of clips at Sunbathing TV, bought to you by the same folks who have been building an online empire featuring videos of "the most beautiful, the hippest, the sexiest, the most daring, the best styled, and the wonderfully free spirited women seen everyday" in the streets and parks of NYC. Knowing that these videos are fully consensual may not give you the same illicit thrill as watching the truly clandestine stuff, but at least you'll be able to sleep better at night knowing that you weren't complicit with invading anyone's privacy. (Not that that ever stopped us. But still.)

· Sunbathing TV (sunbathingtv.com)

Previously: How To Do Nothing All Day, How To Be a Beach Voyeur, Breaking: Interactive Beach Cam Is A Cruel Marketing Stunt, NYC Women by Jordan Matter, Clothes Free TV, Supervoyeur, Amateur Voyeur Blog, Project Voyeur

We know the first reaction a lot of guys will have when this video first starts will be something aong the lines of "There is no way that thing is real." Well, special effects have a come long way, but the truth is that some guys just get lucky down there. If it makes you feel any better, any poor sap born with such a monstrous trouser snake doesn't really have as many career options as the rest of us and pretty much has to become a pornstar to earn a living. Actually ... that probably doesn't make you feel better at all. How about this: they probably spend a fortune buying all that XXXL underwear. Yeah, that's it—having a giant cock is a real burden. Excuse us while we go write an angry letter to our parents' DNA.

· "Mr cuckold monster 18 inch" (xxxuploads.com, apologies for the horrible soundtrack)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Today's clip revisits one of our all-time favorite sites: I Feel Myself, which features pretty much exactly what its title describes. You see, today is Valentine's Day and we're not sure how to put this delicately, but ... a lot of us are going to be flying solo this evening. But we're here to tell you that that's totally OK: it's better to spend your evening like the gal in this video then in some disappointing drunken hookup that you'll be regretting until St. Patrick's Day (when you'll probably just end up in yet another disappointing drunken hookup situation again anyway). After all, it's just another Wednesday night when you get right down to it—so embrace your singlehood and enjoy that new episode of "Lost." Then maybe later on if you want to give yourself something special, go right ahead. They don't tell you to love the one you're with for nothing, you know.

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· "grace masturbating" (xxxuploads.com)
· I Feel Myself (ifeelmyself.com)

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Previously: I Feel Myself, Flesh Flicks Archives

Getting something caught on the shifter—or the turn signals or the windshield wipers or any of the other knobs and levers on your dashboard—has always been a traditional danger when having sex in a car. Of course, that usually means having sex with another person, not having sex with the car itself. We know that gearheads can sometimes take their love of automobiles to extreme heights, but this is taking things to another level. Remember, this a professional driver on a closed course, so please do not try this in a moving vehicle. In fact, it would probably be a good idea to set the parking brake just as a precaution ... or if you're kinky enough to attempt a very tricky DP.

· "Chick fuck shift knob" (Haporn)

Previously: Stick Shift Fuck, Flesh Flicks Archives

After last week's post on the subject gave us a new appreciation for musclebound ladies, we had to share this video of two female bodybuilders giving each other the respect they deserve. Judging by the hairstyles (circa 1987) and the music (circa 1952) this clip seems a bit dated, but since the genre has turned out to be surprisingly thin in content (at least as far as free online video clips are concerned), we aren't going to be too picky about it. We are going to start complaining about mainstream lesbian porn, however, because we now realize it doesn't contain nearly enough of girls carrying other girls around like rag dolls. That's one technique we really need to start seeing more of.

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· "Worshipping Lynn McCrossins' muscular body" (xTube)

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Previously: Body Builder Porn, Flesh Flicks Archives

Did you get any fancy new toys for Christmas this year? If you're lucky, your Yuletide morning might have looked something like one of these two videos. Maybe you were riding a brand-new personal fuck machine yesterday, or perhaps you finally got that new Fleshlight you were asking for? (Although if you had a playmate like the one in the second clip you probably wouldn't need the extra device.) On the other hand, if you did get any toys like this then you're probably still playing with them, and much too busy to log on to a website today. We seem to remember that when we got our first Nintendo system we didn't leave the house for a like month. So it's perfectly understandable if you want to take some time to break in your presents.

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· Adriana Sage rides The Monkey Rocker

· Fleshlight Anal

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

· Lisa Gleave has a deal for you: Don't ask her about Howie Mandel or suitcases and she'll show you what she looks like in her underwear. Deal? We thought so. (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· Renee Christian is such a good salesperson, she could sell clothes to a nudist. Seriously, she sells clothes to nudists. Her Eskimo ice cube business will open next year. (sptimes.com)

· Ruth Bernhard, a renowned photographer of female nudes, passes away at the age of 101. Why do the talented, hard working people get to lead all the interesting lives? (latimes.com)

· Chinese police put the kibosh on a wine maker's plans for a nude fun run promotion. Boy, communists just love to spoil a good time don't they? (reuters.co.uk)

· Giving a loved one a plastic surgery gift card sounds like a wonderful idea, but good luck trying to explain how you think they're perfect ... but they could use a little work. (baltimoresun.com)

· A new reports says that most video downloads—both legal and illegal—are porn. In other news, the sun came up this morning. (xbiz.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

We hate to pick on amateur pornographers, since it is very kind—and brave—of them to share their sexual exploits with the world. Plus, you know, they're amateurs, which means you can't expect the same level of technical sophistication and wardrobe assistance that you get from your better porn studios. However ... if you are going to dress up like a slutty nurse and fuck your husband for the camera, at least try to get a convincing hat. Sorry to be such nitpickers, but when you watch as much porn as we do it's the little things that matter. Like the timing on this money shot, for example, which in its own goofy way sort of makes up for the lack of costume design. See, we don't have to be so negative all the time!

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· "Wife suckin and fuckin in nurse outfit" (xTube)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Since our old standbys PornoTube and xTube seem to be lacking in the variety department lately (how many 11-second long blowjob videos does the world need?), we're excited about the prospect of their newest competitor, Haporn.com. It's your standard user-uploaded, share-ready smut clip supersite, with an added "VIP" component which you can either buy or earn by contributing your own movies. Although it's a little overloaded with Google text ads, what we've seen so far is encouraging and having a new player on the field should provide more options for our daily video fix. At the very least, we've found some new uses for the equipment at the gym. We still can't figure out why our workout never seems to end the way this video does, but that's a question that may never be answered.

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· "Sex in a gym" (Sydnee Steele & Dale DaBone) (haporn.com)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives