Get ready to bust a move, ‘cuz these girls aren't just here to look sexy—they're damn good at the game, too, and they're ready to rock. Man: girls, Guitar Hero...could we ask for anything more?

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Sexy Girl Plays Guitar Hero (youtube.com)

Sexy Girls play Guitar Hero World Tour (youtube.com)

ME PLAYING GUITAR HERO (youtube.com)

girl in thong playing guitar hero (youtube.com)

Heidi Klum Guitar Hero (youtube.com)

Sexy Miller Girls Britney and Jackie play Aerosmith Guitar Hero together (youtube.com)

Lingerie Guitar Hero with Regan Reese (youtube.com)

Behind the scenes/making of Maxim's Guitar Hero (youtube.com)

Busty Guitar Hero xxx Hot (youtube.com)

hot chicks playing Guitar hero (youtube.com)

· Fairytale Fights Ron Jeremy Trailers (more @ teamxbox.com)

Porn and video games are like chocolate and peanut butter: you might be allergic to one or the other, but when you put them together it creates something novel and entertaining. There have certainly been sexual video games before, but never before has Kink.com been a part of the experience. As Violet Blue points out, "the staff at Kink are—as we all know—all about the 'safe, sane, consensual' aspects of BDSM, fetishes and kinky sex; plus have a very diverse and inclusive LGBTQ staff, so it's not your average endeavor."

What would the world be like if Kink weren't bogged down by laws, physics, or the Geneva Conventions? Only time will tell. For some additional screenshots, be sure to check out Violet Blue's article. If you want to start spanking, banging, shafting, dominating, and yiffing (yes, yiffing), you need to enter the world of 3D Kink.

· 3D Kink (3dkink.com)
· 3D Kink - "second life for sex" - launches! (tinynibbles.com)

After watching this video a few hundred times, we've finally figured out what we'd be willing to enter into an all-out catfight for: that glimpse of the last girl's panties. Anyone willing to take us on? Cause we've got the Vaseline at the ready, and we can be in the girls' bathroom at a moment's notice.

· Tekken 6 (whatwillyoufightfor.com, via Violet Blue)

At left is Krissy Lynn (as Little Red Riding Hood) next to Ron "Naked Emperor" Jeremy. We've yet to see any stills of Andy in action, but we did come across this very cute picture of her in her costume.

We're not even really sure what "Fairytale Fights" is, or what kind of game play it involves, but these photos have certainly got us intrigued. Marketing: it works!

· Name That Game! And Porn Star! (kotaku.com)
· So About Those Porn Stars And That Trailer… (kotaku.com)

Yes, you, the player, will be able to manipulate the bounce factor of your digital damsels' tatas, moving them around whichever way you please. It's almost like playing with a real pair of breasts...except for the ways in which it's totally not.

But no matter! In game jiggling! This is serious progress, people...especially if it leads to other sorts of, ahem, user control. (We're not even sure what we mean by that, but just thinking about it gives us the chills.)

· Crazy Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 Boob Shaking (kotaku.com)

Specifically, the role of hostess in Yakuza. We admit, we're not that familiar with the franchise, but if Rio does make it into the game (she's currently one of sixteen finalists), we'll be sure to pick up a copy. If these photos are any indication, she definitely knows how to make a player like us feel totally comfortable.

· Porn Actress In The Running For New Yakuza Game (kotaku.com)

Rio (jheat.com)
Rio (jheat.com)
Rio (jheat.com)
Rio (jheat.com)
Rio (jheat.com)
Rio (jheat.com)
Rio (jheat.com)

· Strip club Sims sex (xtube.com)

The goons of Something Awful have dug up bits and pieces of "Super Hornio Brothers," starring good ol' Ron as Squeegie, a computer programmer who gets (get this) sucked into his computer. We'd tell you more...but it's best you just watch it for yourself.

Now if someone could dig us up one of the sex scenes from this gem, well, then we'd really be in business.

· Super Hornio Brothers 1 Recap (youtube.com, via buzzfeed.com)

· Front's Sexy Gaming Girls (frontarmy.co.uk)

If you answered yes to all of the above, boy, have we found the Craigslist posting for you:

Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.

You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus.

I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed.

Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you.

When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, "MORE", "HARDER", "YES", "FUCK ME", but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.

When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate you again. You are allowed to say something like "OH GOD", "YES", OR "HARDER" no other conversation is allowed.

When level 1-4 starts I will fuck you as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop".

If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave.

I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together. See you soon!

We wish all the best to the gentleman who posted the ad. If it doesn't prove fruitful, may we offer up this as consolation?

(And yes, we know this could easily be a fake ad. But you know what? We're happier believing that it's true—so please, leave us alone with our fantasy.)

· Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers ? - m4w - 29 (craigslist.ca)
· Thumbnail star: GND Cali (gamerfetish.com)

· Image of Stoya courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Check below for a sample of what the site has to offer... and may your days be filled with CGI fucking forevermore.

· Naughty Machinima (naughtymachinima.com)

So we apologize for our delay in discovering this CKM promo for "Need for Speed: Undercover"—clearly, any game that gets Angela Filipiak to take off her top has to be a game worth our attention (she wouldn't do that for just any videogame, right?)

· Angela Filipiak CKM - March 2009 (3-2009) Poland (premiumbabes.blogspot.com)
· EA ponownie robi nagą sesję do Need for Speed (polygamia.pl)

Well, good news: thanks to videogame Pink Tropics, now you can! True, the flesh and blood Ashlynn Brooke may be miles away, shooting her next award-winning fuck flick; but virtual Ashlynn can be right here, inside your computer, just waiting to do you in a variety of positions and settings (including one which appears to be "the 70s."). Oh, the joys of technology!

· Pink Tropics (pinktropics.com, via avn.com)

Granted, it would have been nice to see Stoya give a more "hands on" review of the product... but what do you expect from G4? Hardcore porn?

. . .

· Stoya Reviews 'Rumble Massage' (g4tv.com)

And they must be enough for this equestrian student, too; she can't help but get hot and bothered riding around on the course. Add in a sexy riding instructor, and our student doesn't stand a chance. Looks like she'll be getting a whole different type of riding lesson after this one.

. . .

· Sex with a student (megaporn.com)

· Grand Theft Auto 4: The Lost and Damned 'Full Frontal' clip (gamevideos.1up.com, thanks Kotaku!)