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Will Wright Okays Spore Penis Monsters Remember those Spore penis monsters everyone was going crazy making when the hotly anticipated game's creature generator was released a few months ago? Well it seems that Spore's designer Will Wright is perfectly okay with them — in fact, he's even impressed by what he's seen. Maybe he should have told that to the moderators before they started killing off all those delightful dick-shaped creatures and ruining the fun for everyone? (biz.yahoo.com)

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geek love

Live Nude Geeks! How Geek Porn Went Mainstream

Our nerdy sibling site Kotaku has looked up from their XBox DSs or their Nintendo 360s or whatever it is that occupies most of their time and discovered that there's porn in them thar internets—and not just any porn, but geek-focused porn even! (Specifically, a babelog site called Gamer Fetish.) While they've gone all thinky about the topic, discussing the ways in which geek culture and porn culture overlap and crediting geek-themed porn with the future destigmatization of sexy pictures, we (with our extensive experience on the topic), would like to offer a slightly less highfalutin opinion on the "new" phenomenon of geek porn.

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12:15 PM on Mon Aug 18 2008
By Lux Alptraum
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Latest by josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you: When subversion becomes just another version, the hipster loses interest. But as a wise man once said, "It's all slang more »

A new poll suggests that parents are more concerned about the influence of videogames on their kids than they are about alcohol or porn. To be fair, however, the poll was conducted by a website written for parents who are obsessed with the influence of videogames on their kids—and naturally, they're more concerned about sex in videogames than they are about cutting people's heads off with chainsaws. But hey, Ava and Mia Rose love "Halo" and look how well they turned out! (whattheyplay.com, via psxextreme.com)

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Remember when we pointed out how ridiculous it was that lawyers were collecting $1.3 million for suing a videogame company over sex scenes that they didn't even make while the people who they were supposedly "protecting" only got $30,000? Well, at least one judge agrees with us: the "Hot Coffee" settlement has been rejected by the courts, because it turns out that no one was actually offended by the sex in "Grand Theft Auto." And here we were thinking we were the only ones. (Kotaku)

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Looks like the venerable tradition of Japanese tentacle porn isn't just confined to dirty manga or the occasional video clip anymore—you can now enjoy all that hot slithery action on your Nintendo DS screen too! We're still holding out for someone to create a Wii version using motion sensors and a balance board for that extra added touch of realism, however. Just think of all the calories you'd burn off trying to escape from your virtual octopod paramour's evil clutches ... (kotaku.com)

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videogames

Dark Room Sex Game: Sex With The Lights Off (And Clothes On)

You've used your Wii to improve your baseball game and your bowling skills. So why not play something that'll actually help you improve something useful, like your ability to achieve mutual orgasm with your partner? Dark Room Sex Game, an "multiplayer, erotic rhythm game without any visuals," allows players to work together to find a rhythm, then gradually speed up until ... well, you get the idea. If the two player mode is a piece of cake, you can witch to "orgy mode" and swap partners to your heart's content. It may not be as fun as actually getting it on while playing with the Wii, but it's probably the only way you'll get your hot best friend to show you her O face. Demonstration video after the jump. More »

11:45 AM on Wed Jul 23 2008
By Lux Alptraum
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complaints

Nerve's Top Five Video Game Pornos Is Not So Top Shelf

Nerve's video game blog has a post about the top five pornos based on video games, which seems like an awesome idea until you look at the list and see that the top two are actually Japanese videos only loosely based on video games (and for that matter, only marginally pornographic). Come on, Nerve, is that really the best you could do? We'll give you points for spotting "Whorecraft", but no "Jewel Raider"? No "Dead Or Alive Kazami"? Man, we're so annoyed, we're going to have to go watch a fake Lara Croft suck someone off. Share our pain after the jump. More »

1:56 PM on Wed Jul 16 2008
By Lux Alptraum
9,645 views, 7 comments

Latest by n/a: Lux, come on! I could have gone with Grand Theft Anal, Resident Anal, or Womb Raider but I had to go more »

And speaking of fantasy worlds: it should be obvious by now, but if you build a virtual environment on the interweb the perverts will always come and stake their claim in it sooner or later. Which is to say that although Google may do all it can to keep sex and "sex rooms" out of Lively, we all know it's a losing battle. (avn.com)

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naked gaming

Gratuitous Wii Fit Nudity Of The Day: Emma Frain's Full-Body Topless Workout

Listen, people: Nintendo did not invent the Wii Fit and its technologically advanced balance board just so you could put ass-shaking videos (and more ass-shaking videos) on YouTube. You should also be making boob-shaking videos too! And doing it topless wouldn't hurt either. Zoo Weekly babe Emma Frain will show you how it's done, so pay close attention. Keeping your balance in these situations isn't easy. More »

12:10 PM on Mon Jul 14 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
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The question we're asking when it comes to the WiibratorLink is not why or how, but what is taking so long? It's not like people haven't been waiting for something like this since before they were waiting for Mario Kart. (oioo.deo, via slashdong.org)

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videogames

Beauty 3D: First Person Touch Tries To Brings CGI Sex To Life, Again

If you're bored with those tired old first person shooter games, you might want to have a go at Beauty3D: Naked Covergirl 2.0, which bills itself as the only game with "first person touch". You play Jacky, an erotic photographer stuck on a tropical island with three beautiful models who want nothing more than to strip, model, and dance just for you. (And they say "Metal Gear Solid" is unrealistic?). Thanks to the developers' fancy 3D technology, you'll have the ability to explore every inch of your models and get wild in any position you choose. Sure, you might think you've seen this all before—but unlike traditional adult games which depict you as a disembodied hand, Beauty3d depicts you as a disembodied arm. Go realism!

· Beauty3d: naked covergirl2.0 (kaplay.com)

1:25 PM on Tue Jul 1 2008
By Lux Alptraum
5,484 views, 2 comments

Latest by n/a: Did you really play Sexy Beach 2 and Sexy Beach 3,they didn't use the first person touch technology, they still use more »

but what about the children?

Why No One Cares That Video Games Have Sex In Them

Some of you may recall that old lawsuit involving the game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas" and the "Hot Coffee" mod that allowed characters in it to have graphic sex. That's disgusting, of course, so some lawyers filed a class-action lawsuit and forced a settlement that would allow any of the millions of innocent, outraged people who bought the game to come forward and receive justice. So just how many of these folks were outraged enough to do so? 2,676. That's it. More »

11:15 AM on Thu Jun 26 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
5,256 views, 2 comments

Latest by bdve: Someone Digg this or something. more »

gonna make you sweat

Getting Wii Fit (A.K.A. More Ass Shaking) With Jo Garcia

It's hard being right all the time, but we know a trend when we see one. After watching just one video of a girl shaking her ass on the Wii Fit, we predicted a surge of similar clips from everyone with a Nintendo Wii, a video camera and an ass worth shaking. Of course, when a major media outlet gets in on the action, that usually means the trend is over. Or is it just beginning? Playboy's Cyber Girl of the Year Jo Garcia is either going to sell a lot of Wii's or a lot of Playboy subscriptions, but either way, we're starting to understand the appeal of video games as a spectator sport. We feel healthier already!

· Jo Garcia — The Perfect Fit (playboy.com)

Previously: Shaking Your Ass With Wii Fit

10:20 AM on Mon Jun 16 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
11,650 views, 4 comments

Latest by josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you: A fair pick for CyberGirl of the Year. I would have been partial to Amber Elise, but then again, I more »

mainstream crossover watch

Justine Joli: From Girl On Girl To Girl On Game

When she's not busy looking hotter in a t-shirt than any gal has a right to, World's Hottest Geek Justine Joli has also been upping her nerdy cred with a new writing gig reviewing video games for Complex's DasGamer. Knowing her qualifications as intimately as we do, we think Justine is an excellent choice for the job: she's smart, knows her way around a gaming console, and will have no trouble at all getting her fellow geeks to pay attention to her. After the jump, check out the DasGamer video introducing Justine to their audience ... and giving us all a peek behind the scenes at a recent photo shoot. More »

12:25 PM on Fri Jun 13 2008
By Lux Alptraum
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fetish is where you find it

Shaking Your Ass With Wii Fit

The newest videogame sensation has been on sale for less than two weeks, but we think we've already discovered its potential as the world's next hot fetish device. See, one of the ostensibly fat-burning games you can play on its nifty balance board is virtual hula hooping, and ... do you see where this is going? Hot chicks + skimpy clothes + repetitive hip shaking = voyeuristic YouTube phenomenon! Trust us when we say that what you see below is only the beginning. More »

3:20 PM on Thu May 29 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
22,259 views, 6 comments

Latest by n/a: It would appear the circumstances surrounding the making of the first (and best, let's be honest) video here were too more »

video

Sex And Videogames: An (Even Briefer!) History

Anyone who's spent any amount of time reading Fleshbot over the years knows that the relationship between sex and videogames has always occupied a special place in our, uh, hearts (and we totally have the callouses on our thumbs to prove it!) If you want to school yourself on the illustrious (and not-so-illustrious) history of pixelated T&A and don't feel like browsing our entire archives, however, you could do a lot worse than watch this amusing and informative semi-animated documentary which packs a surprising amount of material into its nine minutes, and makes a strong case for exploring and celebrating sexuality in the development of gaming as an art form. (OK, so there's not much by way of actual pixelated T&A; afraid you'll have to dip into our archives for that after all.)

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12:50 PM on Tue May 27 2008
By Fleshbot
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videogames

More Naked Guitar Hero: Hold On To Your Whammy Bar

If Guitar Hero is the technological solution for people who lack the time and/or ambition to learn how to play a real guitar, then maybe naked guitar hero videos on xTube are the solution for people who want to be this guy but who lack ... uh, a lot of things. Are we witnessing the birth of a new trend here? The modern day gaming equivalent of the homemade j.o. video? Stay tuned to find out (maybe)!

· "Playing Guitar Hero III Naked" (xTube)

Previously: World's Greatest Guitar Hero Ever!, Penny Flame Sets Us On Fire With Lingerie Guitar Hero

11:35 AM on Tue May 27 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
3,809 views, 7 comments

Latest by n/a: great what a waste of perfectly good boner, that was a very misleading title! hold on to my wammy bar.... i more »

cybersex

Teledildonics And You: How One Company Could Control The Future Of Sex

Have you had a orgasm recently? Good for you! Were you helped along with some technical assistance, specifically from a little buzzing friend? Then you probably owe someone money. You see, there's a big little company called Immersion and while we're not sure exactly what they make or build, they do hold pretty much every patent imaginable in the field of haptics or "force feedback" technology (i.e., things that vibrate when you play with them.) That market mostly consists of shaky videogame controllers and teledildonics devices. For example, Immersion has filed and won a lawsuit against Sony that would prevent them from selling their Playstation controllers in the U.S.; it's currently under appeal. Of course, even a company like Immersion doesn't want to get down and dirty with people who make sex toys, so they've licensed their patents that might apply to sexual devices to the mysteriously named Internet Services, LLC—and then let those guys sue sex companies that violate them. If you thought that was confusing, pay attention, because it get weirder ... More »

2:10 PM on Fri May 16 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
6,996 views, 2 comments

Latest by LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: So they won the patent decision against Sony's Playstation? I sure most guys with a playstation would happily give up their more »

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