Fleshbot: vanity fair

Stephanie Seymour Reminds Us What We're Missing

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:30:01 EST

And speaking of models from the '90s who've still got it going on: how long has it been since we've seen Stephanie Seymour (mostly) naked? And why have we been deprived of this pleasure?

Frankly, we're going to have to take some time to get reacquainted with Ms. Semour (and her delicious curves, too). If you need us or anything, we'll be in the ~~bathroom~~ conference room having a long, productive...meeting.

· Stephanie Seymour x Vanity Fair Dec. 09 (yuhmm.com)

Vanity Fair Wants To Engage You In Intercourse

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Since the regular Kama Sutra is thousands of years old (i.e., for old people), the ever-classy Vanity Fair wants to construct their own manual for freakiness. And they need your help.

Do you have a special trick that you'd like to share? Have you recently read some useful instructions off a bathroom stall? Ever date a contortionist? You should probably let Vanity Fair know.

Real talk, guys: who would be better at writing a new wiki-Kama Sutra, Fleshbot readers or Vanity Fair readers? Not that we're trying to have beef or anything.

· Charming couple photo via For The Girls (lustycouples.com)

Anna Friel Topless (For Real!)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Anna Friel must have really enjoyed stripping off for "Bathory": she's shed her top again for a fashion spread in Vanity Fair. Related: is it weird that Vanity Fair manages to make hotter porn than Playboy does?

Anna Friel (egotastic.com)
Anna Friel (egotastic.com)

Behind The Scenes At The Pirelli Calendar Shoot: Beauty, Nudity, Celebrity

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Long time readers of the 'bot are, no doubt, familiar with the Pirelli calendar—that bit of tire shilling goodness that manages to get famous women from all around the world to take off their tops.

This year's edition—which was recently featured in Vanity Fair, in a behind the scenes look at the action—happens to feature Eniko Mihalik, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Catherine M, Abbey Lee, Daisy Lowe, Gracie C, Marloes Horst, Lily Cole, Ana Beatriz Barros, Miranda Kerr, and Georgina Stojilkovic. So much hotness, all in one place? Be still our hearts (and, ahem, parts).

And what if Sarah Palin does make it to...

Jonnobot — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:25:30 EDT

And what if Sarah Palin does make it to the White House someday through some combination of electoral whimsy and cardiological incident? Well, she'll still have a long way to go to catch up with the high gloss upskirt antics of überhot French first lady Carla Bruni. Helmut Newton might not with with us any longer to help Palin get to that level of MILFliciousness, but we're sure there are any number of amateur "fashion" photographers who would be willing to help her out in his stead. (vanityfair.com)

At this point, looking at naked Madonna...

Jonnobot — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:56:53 EDT

At this point, looking at naked Madonna pictures from the early 90s is like finding a photo album of our old aunt's days as a swingin' nudist before we were born, but if you're not as easily bored and/or creeped out about these things as we are then here you go. Besides, how many opportunities do we have to link to Vanity Fair anyway? (vanityfair.com; see especially 1991 and 1992)