It remains to be seen what antics the girls get up to (aside from Angelina's infamous blood play, which is featured in the trailer above)...but honestly, we're not going to say no to the chance to see Sadie West as Angelina and Rachel Roxxx as Jennifer Aniston. (Then again, we're not really about to say no to them doing anything, so there is that.)

· Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Angelina Jolie vs. Jennifer Aniston Parody! (hustlerworld.com)

With Tori Black, Kristina Rose, Jenna Haze, Julia Ann, Kagney Linn Karter, Bobbi Starr, and Alexis Texas, Elegant Angel's put together a formidable team of all-stars to carry them into the new year. Sure, there are a few names we'd love to see added to the list...but we wouldn't dream of saying no to a single one of these names. Especially when sex is on the table.

· Performers of the Year 2010 (elegantangel.com)

Though "Janie Summers Private Lessons" won't be out until 12/29, and "Raven Alexis No Love Lost" is being held until early next year, Digital Playground has released some sneak peek photos of the girls' scenes. And because we love you, well, we grabbed some snaps for you. Behold!

Janie teams up with Lexi Belle to take on Mick Blue.

Image from "Janie Summers Private Lessons" courtesy of Digital Playground.

Janie with Manuel Ferrara. Oo la la!

Image from "Janie Summers Private Lessons" courtesy of Digital Playground.

Scott Nails, uh, nails Raven.

Image from "Raven Alexis No Love Lost" courtesy of Digital Playground.

And, last but not least, Raven and Mick Blue make sweet fuck.

Image from "Raven Alexis No Love Lost" courtesy of Digital Playground.

Fortunately, Hustler's happy to provide all the things the CW denied us: enter "This Ain't 90210 XXX," a sexier spin on the lives of those crazy kids from Beverly Hills. Now if they could just manage to include AnnaLynne McCord's nipple...we'd be all set.

· The Peach Pit Gang Is BACK! (hustlerworld.com)

We already know that we want to see this movie, but if we didn't, this trailer would be enough to convince us...and then some. The lush cinematography, the excellent score, what appears to be an actual plot...and, of course, the fact that Evan Stone was clearly born to play the role of The Mad Hatter.

Oh, and there's also the matter of the stellar cast: Sunny Lane, Kimberly Kane, April Flores, Andy San Dimas, Aiden Starr, Faye Reagan, Katie St. Ives...we could go on and on, but we're already drooling.

Our one disappointment? The movie won't be out until February. How will we survive that long?

(Those of you who are more patient than we are will be rewarded, though: check back later this week for a gallery of photos from the film.)

· Erica McLean (hardcorecircusxxx.com)
· Carlos Batts (carlosbatts.com)

*****

Previously: Popshots: Down And Dusty with Alice And Her Dirty Sister, Inside Erica McLean And Carlos Batts's "Alice"

We can't say much about this Big Beautiful Work-of-art, but we can say it's cast with hyphy amounts of crush objects (including a spectacular threeway with Syd Blakovich, Jiz Lee, and April Flores beneath a waterfall), it was shot in the splendorous wild of Northern California, and it's coming out in January. How did they find time to put together another genre-busting film in the midst of productions for Alice? Ponder that while you enjoy this exclusive trailer and photo gallery from our good friends, Carlos and April.

· Heartcore Films (goodreleasing.com)

If you ask us, 2010 is shaping up to be a damn fine year...damn fine indeed. Can we skip through the rest of 2009 and just cut to the chase, please?

· Anxious for "Fly Girls"! (xcritic.com)
· Image of Raven Alexis courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

But now that New Sensations is on the case, let's see who they've picked for their parody—and how the porn doppelgangers match up to their mainstream counterparts.

Tony: Tony Danza
Tony XXX: Anthony Rosano

Angela: Judith Light
Angela XXX: India Summer

Samantha: Alyssa Milano
Samantha XXX: Alyssa Reece

Jonathan: Danny Pintauro
Jonathan XXX: Sonny Hicks (alas, no picture available!)

Mona: Katherine Helmond
Mona XXX: Payton Leigh

And a handful of side characters....

Marcy: Lexi Belle

Megan: Bobbi Starr

Jenny: Nichole Ray

But we do know that it comes out in January, and that—as mentioned above—it involves Ava Rose. Naked. And since that pretty much sums up what we need to be happy...well, January can't come soon enough.

· Oh my... (community.elegantangel.com)

That said, Hustler's dive into the erotic paranormal (or paranormally erotic?) does look compelling...we can only hope that someone ends up doing it with ghost somewhere along the line. (Think we'll get our wish?

· Sneak Peek: "This Ain't Ghost Hunters XXX" (hustlerworld.com)

The film won't be available until November 23rd—but Courtney's made a pretty sweet preview gallery available to us right here, right now. Take a peek at the hottest queers of the southern states (as well as Dylan Ryan, Trouble, Trucker Cash, and Pepper Sox, who all came along for the ride).

· Courtney Trouble (courtneytrouble.com)
· Good Releasing (goodreleasing.com)

Above, a sneak peek from the set. With uniforms like that, it's amazing that these waitresses get any work done at all (though we suspect their tips are pretty generous).

· Previews For Busty Waitresses (community.elegantangel.com)

And here they are: your cast of "Alice." (Except John Vargas, who plays the Door Man—we couldn't find his picture, unfortunately.)

· Naughty Alice via Cartoon Maniacs (cartoonmaniacs.com)

Alice: Sunny Lane

Mad Hatter: Evan Stone

Caterpillar: Otto Bauer

White Rabbit: Lavish Styles

Queen of Hearts: April Flores

Dweedle Dee: Faye Reagan

Dweedle Dum: Aiden Starr

Cheshire Cat: Mikey Butders

Mouse: Katie St. Ives

March Hare: Dane Cross

Ace of Spade: CJ Wright

· Image courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Over the weekend, we received word that Jon "War Machine" Koppenhaver had posted a note to his MySpace blog alerting his fans that he'd just shot his first ever porno scene with none other than Riley Steele of Digital Playground. Not being ones to run wild with rumors (well, not usually, anyway), we put in a call to the good people at Digital Playground. And guess what? War Machine did bang Riley! On camera, even!

From what we've heard, War Machine (who's currently repped by LA Direct Models) lost his porn virginity in a gonzo scene shot by Robby D (currently untitled, but we're sure it'll be good). And how did the fighter fare?

According to Riley:

I was incredibly turned on when I first saw War Machine. He's very sexy and has an amazing body. He admitted to being a bit nervous, which actually made me nervous too. When the camera started, he completely shocked me. He was an animal and a total natural! War Machine is now on the top of my list!

Robby D was similarly impressed:

He had a great top game and was able to take Riley's back several times. Riley reversed the position and mounted War Machine, but I don't think he minded. Eventually Riley tapped out, and War Machine rewarded her with a load to the face. On a serious note, War Machine's experience in front of the camera through his fighting career made my job a lot easier as the director. He was made for this.

Tres exciting. We look forward to seeing where War Machine ends up...and though it's incredibly unlikely, we can't help but hope for a Syd Blakovich/War Machine scene. Hey, what can we say? We're dying to know what happens when two MMA fighters enter the, ahem, ring.

· War Machine (ladirectmodels.com)
· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
· Image of Riley Steele courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
· "War Machine" Becomes an Adult Actor, Hell Freezes Over (watchkalibrun.com)

When you think about the kinds of villains that show used to have (The Clock King, The Black Widow, Nora Clavicle, someone named Fingers), it's kind of surprising how un-sexual the original show was. Though we're reluctant to admit it, maybe this is one parody that was meant to happen. Anyhow, we have the cast list, so only one question remains: how does the porny compare to the corny?

Batman
1960s Batman: Adam West
XXX Batman: Nick Manning

Robin
1960s Batman: Burt Ward
XXX Batman: Kris Slater

The Riddler
1960s Batman: Frank Gorshin
XXX Batman: Evan Stone

The Joker
1960s Batman: Cesar Romero
XXX Batman: Randy Spears

Batgirl
1960s Batman: Yvonne Craig
XXX Batman: Nicole Ray

Catwoman
1960s Batman: Julie Newmar
XXX Batman: Tori Black

· Vivid Entertainment (vivid.com)
· Axel Braun Completes Casting Vivid's 'Batman XXX' (business.avn.com)
· Dynamic Duo via Ass Titans (sexandcash.com)

· Image of Rio Valentine courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)