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Shake That Booty: Top Ten Softcore Sexy Thong Videos

Kate Kant — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:00:00 EST

We've told you how much we love girls in thongs getting fucked...but have we told you how much we just plain like girls in thongs? Cause it's a whole a lot—especially when they're shaking that thong-clad ass.

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Hot Latina Dancing in Thong (youtube.com)

Thong Girl (youtube.com)

Beautiful Chick In A Thong (youtube.com)

Girls Shakin They Thang on Motorcycles in Thongs (youtube.com)

Cassandra Sexy Thong Dance Teen Thick Big Boobs Hot Sexy Booty Ass (youtube.com)

Bikini Party ‘Return of the Thong' (youtube.com)

Thongercise: The hottest thong girls workout video. (youtube.com)

hot sexy girl dancing in thong (youtube.com)

Naked Thong Sexy Boots Porn Big Boobs Panties Upskirt Thong (youtube.com)

thong (youtube.com)

What Color Are Your Panties, Bai Ling?

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 15:00:00 EST

We have a bit of a thing for Bai Ling, so we needed some upskirt to go with that areola slip from the other day. How could you have one without the other? It's only fair.

That's our justification for having two Bai Ling posts in one week: symmetry. You get a tiny taste of the top, a bit of the bottom, and the overall feeling that you really know Bai Ling better.

· Bai Ling Panty Upskirt (taxidrivermovie.com)

Bitch Says No To Pussy—And We Wonder Why

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Bitch Magazine—a feminist publication you may have heard of—recently rejected the above ad for VooDoo Doughnut's branded clothing line. Their rationale? They felt it was sexist, and objectifies a woman's body in order to sell clothing.

But what makes this story really interesting is that Bitch isn't your ordinary "no naked ladies, please" feminist magazine—as things go, they're pretty pro-sexy. In the past, they've run ads for porn sites (including a porn site run by yours truly); they've also sponsored burlesque festival Tease-O-Rama (a move they got a good deal of flack for).

So what, pray tell, makes this specific act of sexiness one that's anti-feminist? Is it the fact that the sexiness is gratuitous? Is the pubic hair just a bit over the line? Is it the line about good things in pink boxes? We're scratching our heads over here—but we'd love to hear your thoughts on the issue.

· Rejected Ad Of The Week: Bitch Turns Down Pussy (animalnewyork.com)

Underneath it All: Top Ten Softcore Lingerie Videos

Kate Kant — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 14:00:00 EDT

We love a naked girl as much as the next smut website...but sometimes sexy underwear is sexier than no underwear at all. It's thinking about what's underneath the lace that makes these videos so hot.

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Sexy Booty Striptease (youtube.com)

Sexy lingerie presented by Chloe: poker top (youtube.com)

Sexy Gemma Atkinson Photo Shoot (youtube.com)

The Ultimate Lingerie Warrior (youtube.com)

Sexy Rock Bikini Maids (youtube.com)

MJ Sexy Dance (youtube.com)

xristina pappa – sexy photoshoot video (youtube.com)

Lingerie Catfight (youtube.com)

sexy lingerie sexy girl sexy tits (youtube.com)

Sexy Blonde Lingerie Model (youtube.com)

There's A Panty Party At Indie Undies, And Everyone's Invited

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:30:01 EDT

A few months ago we directed you to fledgling site Indie Undies. Well, we've just got word that the site has made some improvements in the past half year: they're now a full-fledged social networking site.

Now, you're probably thinking to yourself, "Hey, Fleshbot, I'm on Facebook and Twitter and MySpace and YourSpace and Fuckbook and LinkedIn and all that—what do I need with yet another social networking site?" And the truth is, well, you probably don't need another social networking site (you didn't really need the first six to begin with). But hey: this is still a website full of indie kids in their underwear, and the merit of that trumps any social networking mumbo jumbo.

· Indie Undies (indieundies.com)

American Apparel's Ads Are Simply The Bottoms

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 12:30:01 EDT

American Apparel says that the Invisi-Thong shows no lines under clothes, and looks amazing by itself. We don't know about that whole "under clothes" thing, but the amazing part? That we're definitely on board with. (americanapparel.net)

What Color Are Your Panties, Kate Moss?

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 10:30:00 EDT

It's time for another edition of our favorite game...and this time, our contestant is Kate Moss. What kind of panties do you think Kate Moss wears? The answer is just one click away.

And the answer is...seethrough! With black decorations!

As an aside: may we also say that it's a nice change to see Kate flashing something other than her nipples—not that we mind seeing Kate's nipples (we quite enjoy it, actually), but, you know, variety is the spice of life and all.

· Kate Moss Panty Upskirt (taxidrivermovie.com)

Who's Ready For The Undie Run?

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 13:30:01 EDT

School's out for summer—and you know what that means. Time to strip down to your underwear and run around campus... like we did last winter, and the spring break before that... and really, whenever the opportunity arises.

· UCLA Undie Run: Who are you wearing? (latimesblogs.latimes.com)

We Assume It's The Church Of Cutegirlology

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:30:01 EDT

We've never heard of this St. Georgia's Day business—but if it means getting the chance to look at cute girls like this, we'll convert to whatever religion celebrates it. Stat. (frontarmy.co.uk)

Lingerie-Clad Light Saber Duellers Finally Get Their Due

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 13:30:01 EDT

You know how it is: you're at a bar, with two gorgeous women vying for your attention. Before you know it, they're fighting over you—then the light sabers come out...and the clothes come off.

Well, maybe you don't know how it is, but we certainly do, and we're glad to see that someone's finally making ads that reflect real life. Now if only this Saber product were actually real.

· SABER sexy lightsaber underwear fight (youtube.com, via AdRants)

PETA Tracks Down Sexiest Vegetarians

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 12:30:01 EDT

PETA has announced the winners of this year's Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door competition. Interestingly, the two contestants crowned sexiest also happened to be some of the nakedest. Funny how that works. (peta.org)

Own Fergie's Panties—For Charity

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 17:30:01 EDT

A North London synagogue is encouraging celebrities to auction off autographed pairs of underwear... for charity. We suspect these undergarments are unworn—but if this is the closest we can get to Fergie, we'll take it.

· Celebrity Undies (ebay.co.uk, via avn.com)

Getting A Good Grip

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 17:15:00 EDT

Photo by Terry Richardson, via nightmare brunette (nightmarebrunette.tumblr.com)

It's Always A Panty Party At Indie Undies

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Though we couldn't really tell you what makes a pair of undies "indie," it's nice to see some familiar faces in the roster of panty-clad girls over at Indie Undies.

True, the site could use a few more girls (and a few more photos)—but hey, anywhere that Madison Young and Josie Jacobs go in their underwear, we'll happily follow. (Heck, they could probably even be fully dressed, and we'd still follow.

· The Girls of Indie Undies (indieundies.com)

Diesel Exposes Its Models In Hot New "Intimates" Campaign

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 13:30:01 EST

Much as we enjoyed Diesel's "SFW Porn" video, we're pleased to see them moving in a decidedly less SFW direction with their new "Intimates" campaign. True, there's no nudity—but that's clearly the next logical step, right?

· Intimates and Underwear - Diesel (diesel.com, via Violet Blue)

Porn That Makes Us Question Our Daily LivesTM: Panties Edition

Gram Ponante — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:00:00 EST

Have you ever attended a party, watched people using chips or crackers to convey dip to their mouths, and realized you've been doing it wrong all along? "My Personal Panties" gave me that stomach-dropping feeling.

I was looking for movies with Tanner Mayes for an upcoming review and stumbled across this title. After the shock wore off, I realized it must have been fortuitous, like discovering one's fly down or spinach in one's teeth just in time, before leaving the house.

Because it's obvious from the title that people must wear two pairs of underwear every day; the kind they wear at home—the personal ones—and the kind distributed at work or school—the public or corporate panties. That I have conducted my entire school and professional career wearing only one pair of underpants daily—I'm 22—makes me at once mortified and relieved that I've yet to be caught.

Thanks, Porno-Industrial Complex for again teaching me how to live.

· Cezar Capone (cezarcapone.com)
· Buy "My Personal Panties" (gamelink.com)

UCLA Undie Run: Caught On Tape!

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 16:00:00 EST

Oh, these college students are so cute—running around in their underwear, blowing off stress... it's enough to make us wish we were still in college.

Well, except for the fact that we can run around in our underwear any time we want, and we never, ever have to take finals (ever).

· UCLA Undie Run caught on video, at last (latimesblogs.latimes.com)

Guys, if you're clueless about how to buy...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 10:40:57 EDT

Guys, if you're clueless about how to buy sexy underwear for that special lady in your life, Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole has surprisingly useful video shopping tips. Tip No. 1: If you want to continue to have a girlfriend, don't let her catch you watching this video. (spike.com)

As a professional underwear model, Danielle...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 09:28:19 EDT

As a professional underwear model, Danielle Bux clearly understands the proper way to look hot in her underwear. It's just nice to see that there are some people who still take their work seriously. (dailypoa.com)

Today In Foreign Underpants: "Sticky Knickers"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 11:50:12 EDT

I am not going to use the rhetorical tactic of hyperbole and say that "Sticky Knickers" is the most important porn film of all time. But I will say that the Pablo Ferro-style titles and the minor chord synthesizer smushings atop Kubrickian wide shots of bleak warehouse spaces and Priva in her underthings makes me think that the producers of the movie think it's pretty damn important.

All the stranger, then, to call such an opus "Sticky Knickers."

What drives these single-named Eurohotties to this warehouse where they encounter men on a lingerie-coordinated couch that changes upholstery between scenes? It is fair to say that only they know. Still, it must have freed up some money for a dialogue coach.

Each scene begins with some masturbation (for you, anyway) set to house music. Then our heroine is joined by one or two Eurofellers.

Why does the guy on the right look like a character from "Dick Tracy" if a lot of the camera angles suggest "Batman"? As Priva might say, "It is a puzzlement."

The final scene featured two zesty, tasty women who nevertheless consernted to be filmed (and their scene to be edited) by a crazy person. The camera did not linger long on any body part for long, and I wanted it to. Compared to the rest of the movie, it seemed as if the day crew left and the night crew arrived bearing only a lime couch tarp and some meth. Sad, because I wanted to eat these women for breakfast and elevenses.

Just so you know, no one's knickers got particularly sticky; they came off pretty fast, and probably dried by the time the scene was over.

· Daring Media (daringsex.com)
· Buy "Sticky Knickers" (gamelink.com)

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Previously: The Couches of Europe