Bitch Says No To Pussy—And We Wonder Why

Bitch Magazine—a feminist publication you may have heard of—recently rejected the above ad for VooDoo Doughnut's branded clothing line. Their rationale? They felt it was sexist, and objectifies a woman's body in order to sell clothing. More »

There's A Panty Party At Indie Undies, And Everyone's Invited

A few months ago we directed you to fledgling site Indie Undies. Well, we've just got word that the site has made some improvements in the past half year: they're now a full-fledged social networking site. More »

American Apparel's Ads Are Simply The Bottoms

American Apparel says that the Invisi-Thong shows no lines under clothes, and looks amazing by itself. We don't know about that whole "under clothes" thing, but the amazing part? That we're definitely on board with. (americanapparel.net)

What Color Are Your Panties, Kate Moss?

It's time for another edition of our favorite game...and this time, our contestant is Kate Moss. What kind of panties do you think Kate Moss wears? The answer is just one click away. More »

Who's Ready For The Undie Run?

School's out for summer—and you know what that means. Time to strip down to your underwear and run around campus... like we did last winter, and the spring break before that... and really, whenever the opportunity arises. More »

We Assume It's The Church Of Cutegirlology

We've never heard of this St. Georgia's Day business—but if it means getting the chance to look at cute girls like this, we'll convert to whatever religion celebrates it. Stat. (frontarmy.co.uk)

Lingerie-Clad Light Saber Duellers Finally Get Their Due

You know how it is: you're at a bar, with two gorgeous women vying for your attention. Before you know it, they're fighting over you—then the light sabers come out...and the clothes come off. More »

PETA Tracks Down Sexiest Vegetarians

PETA has announced the winners of this year's Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door competition. Interestingly, the two contestants crowned sexiest also happened to be some of the nakedest. Funny how that works. (peta.org)

Own Fergie's Panties—For Charity

A North London synagogue is encouraging celebrities to auction off autographed pairs of underwear... for charity. We suspect these undergarments are unworn—but if this is the closest we can get to Fergie, we'll take it. More »

Getting A Good Grip

Photo by Terry Richardson, via nightmare brunette (nightmarebrunette.tumblr.com)

It's Always A Panty Party At Indie Undies

Though we couldn't really tell you what makes a pair of undies "indie," it's nice to see some familiar faces in the roster of panty-clad girls over at Indie Undies. More »

Diesel Exposes Its Models In Hot New "Intimates" Campaign

Much as we enjoyed Diesel's "SFW Porn" video, we're pleased to see them moving in a decidedly less SFW direction with their new "Intimates" campaign. True, there's no nudity—but that's clearly the next logical step, right? More »

Porn That Makes Us Question Our Daily Lives^TM: Panties Edition

Have you ever attended a party, watched people using chips or crackers to convey dip to their mouths, and realized you've been doing it wrong all along? "My Personal Panties" gave me that stomach-dropping feeling. More »

UCLA Undie Run: Caught On Tape!

Oh, these college students are so cute—running around in their underwear, blowing off stress... it's enough to make us wish we were still in college. More »

Guys, if you're clueless about how to buy sexy underwear for that special lady in your life, Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole has surprisingly useful video shopping tips. Tip No. 1: If you want to continue to have a girlfriend, don't let her catch you watching this video. (spike.com)

As a professional underwear model, Danielle Bux clearly understands the proper way to look hot in her underwear. It's just nice to see that there are some people who still take their work seriously. (dailypoa.com)

We don't really understand what this commercial is trying to sell or how the product will make us cooler or smarter or thinner, but it does have people doing stunts in their underwear and a hot girl and guy getting their clothes ripped off. So, you know ... whatever it is, we'll buy it. (Watch the whole thing to see what we mean.) More »

Maison Close: Fancy Underwear For Upscale Window Shoppers

If you like your lingerie sold without international burlesque stars—or in some case, without the lingerie—you might enjoy the online catalog for French undie maker Maison Close. The collection is bit limited, and the website a bit too Flash-y, but they do have a gorgeous model showing off their barely-there unmentionables and designer spanking rulers. Sometimes the clothes aren't even there at all, which means the store is losing a lot of money or people are buying luxury air. It sure doesn't hurt to browse though. More »

Dita Von Teese finds the perfect model to display her new quick-release Wonderbra lingerie line. It's almost like she's done this kind of work before. (marieclaire.co.uk + telegraph.co.uk; bonus celebrity underwear gallery @ eonline.com)

Hell Hath No Fury Like An eBay Seller Scorned

A woman on eBay is selling the evidence of her husband's infidelity—a used condom wrapper and a photo of "the tart's kinckers." We hope her shamed husband finds the auction, because then the bidding might really get exciting. (reuters.com)

Behold the "bullet-proof" police bra! OK, so it's not really bulletproof—just specially designed to be worn with bulletproof vests. Still, we can't wait for our next strip search. (Those do work both ways, right?) (bbc.co.uk)

Sexy Underwear Shamelessly Used To Hawk Sexy Underwear

Putting a few dozen models in skimpy underwear and having them play a giant game of patty cake is the kind of genius advertising strategy that could sell just about anything. But here's the weird part—this ad is actually selling skimpy women's underwear! It's so crazy that it just might work! More »

Here's Gisele Bundchen rolling around in her underwear for GQ. If that sentence doesn't pique your interest even a little bit, then we're not really sure about anything anymore. (cameltap.com)

A woman in Los Angeles claims that a "design problem" on a Victoria's Secret thong caused a decorative piece to snap off, hitting her in the eye and damaging her cornea. Come to think of it, after all that time staring at their lingerie catalogs our corneas are a little worn out too. Anyone know a good lawyer we can talk to? (thesmokinggun.com + victoriassecret.com)

Getting Wii Fit (A.K.A. More Ass Shaking) With Jo Garcia

It's hard being right all the time, but we know a trend when we see one. After watching just one video of a girl shaking her ass on the Wii Fit, we predicted a surge of similar clips from everyone with a Nintendo Wii, a video camera and an ass worth shaking. Of course, when a major media outlet gets in on the action, that usually means the trend is over. Or is it just beginning? Playboy's Cyber Girl of the Year Jo Garcia is either going to sell a lot of Wii's or a lot of Playboy subscriptions, but either way, we're starting to understand the appeal of video games as a spectator sport. We feel healthier already! More »

Two genius gas station holdup men pulled off the perfect crime by disguising their faces with thong underwear. (Although maybe they should have put tighty whities on their arms to cover up those distinctive tattoos.) These kids today just show way too much skin, don't they? (yahoo.com; also spotted @ sex-and-blogs.com)

In one of the best (if strangest) protest ideas we've ever seen, a group in Quebec is asking women all over the world to send their panties to Burma to pressure the government towards democratic reforms—which will be effective since apparently Burma's military leaders are superstitious enough to believe that "contact with women's underwear will sap them of their power." Actually, contact with women's underwear makes us pretty weak in the knees too, though maybe not quite in the same way. (ctv.ca - thanks K.)

Dirty Panties Are Better Than No Panties At All

You'd think that a weblog called "Dirty Panties" would feature a bunch of material involving ... you know, panties that were actually dirty or something. But alas, at least for those who think that any piece of intimate apparel just hasn't reached its erotic potential unless it's been broken in somewhat, all the panties on display here seem to be perfectly clean (though we can't really tell in the case of that thong that someone left on the grass): the title, almost too predictably, refers to "A celebration of panties and the dirty girls that wear them." Semantic quibbles aside, though, there are some truly hot pictures on display here. (And maybe it's better to leave all that really dirty panty stuff to the Japanese anway? They do it so well!) More »

Feral Lingerie Models Caught In The Wild

We've often wondered why so many photographers we feature here have portfolios full of scantily clad models in environments where you wouldn't expect to find scantily clad models: lost out in the fields, traipsing through the forests, posing prettily among the sand dunes ... But finally, we've been presented with a logical explanation: they're feral lingerie models, photographed in their natural habitat. Which, quite frankly, is a relief. Here we were thinking all this time it was just a bunch of sadistic art directors getting off on forcing girls to scuff up their Mahnolos and tear their stockings walking through the brush! More »

Ah, springtime ... when the thoughts of UCLA college students turn to running around in their underwear. Given some of the things those crazy kids get up to during Spring Break these days, we guess this counts as good clean fun. (laist.com)

Rebecca Romijn is launching a new clothing line and has the perfect model to show off her slinky dresses and bras. Wanna guess who? (cameltap.com)

Peeking In On The Knicker Picker Virtual Dressing Room

Buying clothes online can be a bit of a hassle—you never quite know what you're going to get. That outfit may look great in the picture, but how will it look on an actual body? If you've been worrying about a potential lingerie purchase, the Knicker Picker is here to help. As a "virtual dressing room," the site offers three models to help you preview different selections of lingerie: choose a model, watch her step onto your screen, pick out an outfit for her to try on, and see how it looks: from the front, from behind, and super up close. Or you could forget about actually buying something and just check out the models from the front, from behind, and super up close. Either way ... what have we been doing without it all this time? More »

Meet Laura Pye, Town Councilor Gone Wild

If you could go on the internet and see the members of your city council in their underwear, would you really want to? What if your representative was an 18-year-old hottie, with a love of cheap booze and stripper poles? Then it's too bad that you didn't vote for Laura Pye, the youngest female councilor in Great Britain, who ran for office last year to show that the young peoples are "not all hood-wearing yobs getting drunk." Well, the old people (not us!) are wondering if she's doing such a good job of that since her Facebook and MySpace pages are populated with Laura and her friends frolicking like, well ... drunken yobs. It's all very shocking and scandalous, but then again, they did elect and 18-year-old to run their town. Half-naked MySpace pictures are just a plank of the party platform. More »

The Wal-Mart of Great Britain (seriously, the store is owned by Wal-Mart) has announced that it will no longer charge women more for bras with extra-large cup sizes. This is great news for breasts, but bad news for wet t-shirt contest operators everywhere. (reuters.com)

Ava Devine Is Crafty

As we noted previously, the tragedy of our time at the AVN Expo was that we did not get to get pawed by Ava Devine, known for her hands-on approach to meeting her public. The Naughty American reveals that the Divine Ms. Devine has become an expert ripper of other people's boxers, and will be weaving the purloined underpants into a quilt that she will then donate to charity. More »

As much as we tried to be everywhere at once at the AVN Expo this year, we were not, alas, close enough to Ava Devine when she decided to pull off one lucky (?) fan's underwear on the show floor. Which, much as we hate to admit it while we're still recuperating, means we have at least one reason to go back next year. (xfanz.com)

Yes, the Sears catalog is usually the go-to place for buying underwear, but some people like to mix it up and go another route. This guide to sexy lingerie shopping is for them. (In other words, everybody.) (debonairmag.com)