Fleshbot: uncomfortablepornstereotypes

Big Boobs Lovers Unite: The Best Busty Models From The "Urban" Scene

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 10:58:48 EDT

"Urban" models sometimes get a bum deal in our world—partly because people aren't that comfortable using the word "urban" as a label for people, but that's another topic. However, as this post over at Boobie Blog proves, busty babes who look good in (or falling out of) bikinis come in all colors. You won't see these girls in Nuts or Zoo Weekly (or even FHM and Maxim), but even if they aren't as well known, their racks stack up with the best of 'em. In fact, you may recognize quite a few of them from their prominent placement in music videos, but if you've been wondering who that was that girl shaking her thing, now you can finally put a name to the uh ... face.

· Top 10 Boobs In Relation To Body Frame! (boobieblog.com)

Ripped (Off) From Basic Cable: "Dawg The Black Booty Hunter"

Gram Ponante — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 21:30:32 EDT

The A&E show "Dog the Bounty Hunter" has no porn elements in it whatsoever—yet viewers would probably not be surprised if each and every one of its characters had a porn career, so similar is the demographic. That is why "Dawg the Black Booty Hunter" (and, really, do we ever hear of white booty?) is the most apt porn crossover we have yet to actually see. Now all we need for our double-digit channel flipping is "Ass Road Truckers."

· BNew Porn Order" (newpornorder.com)

· "Dawg" tease on YouTube (youtube.com)

Wham Bam, Thank You Mam: "Bangkok Suckee Fuckee #5"

Gram Ponante — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:20:25 EDT

"One town's very like another when your head's down over your pieces, Brother." There was no way we were going to reference Murray Head, however, when we found out that the star of "Bangkok Suckee Fuckee #5" was named Mam. Don't get us wrong; Porn Valley is great. But adult material shot in other countries is like eating at your favorite stateside chain restaurant overseas; it's the little differences.

As we've seen in Brazil, the traveling pornographer can take things easy. He can soak up the culture. But it would be impolite to not soak back. Thus does a man named Kinkade conduct his affairs as Our Man in Pattaya.

You might say the entire "Bangkok Suckee Fuckee" series is an example of an uncomfortable porn stereotype. I would have, too, until I traveled to Bangkok and was asked at the airport if I wanted a suckee fuckee. By a judge.

"Who am I to question community standards?" I thought.

· Third World Media (thirdworldxxx.com)
· Buy "Bangkok Suckee Fuckee 5" (tlavideo.com)

Hombre Likes A Good Back Story

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:55:22 EDT

British lad mags, like Nuts and Zoo Weekly, pretty much exist for one reason and one reason only: boobs. (OK, that's two reasons.) Big, round, and bouncy breasts are the star of every issue, which not coincidentally happens to be the reason we keep them on our monthly reading list. But other parts of the world, boobs often take a backseat to ... uh, backseats. Take a look at the "Lingerie Issue" of Hombre magazine, for example, and you might notice the editorial focus drifting slightly southward, in more ways than one. As much as we try to avoid stereotypes, there's no denying the fact that Latin men like a nice ass (though we're sure they like boobs too, and we'll stare at just about any part of the body as long as it's exposed). On this issue, we're right behind them.

· Great Asses In Hombre Lingerie Edition (dailypoa.com)

Parpar1: Where Jews And Arabs Come Together

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 21 May 2008 12:30:00 EDT

If porn can solve our current political crisis and also solve (or cause) our current economic crisis, then it seems that there is no limit to the global healing powers of our favorite pastime. Could it even solve the centuries old conflict in the Middle East? That's what Parpar1 hopes to find out. This Israeli-based website is hoping to heal the rift between cultures by creating "amateur" porn using both Jewish and Arab (though Israeli-born) actors. Of course, they're also trafficking in some well-worn cultural stereotypes—Taliban thugs, corrupt border guards, defiled Jewish princesses, burqua wearing whores, etc.—but the road to peace has to start somewhere. Still, if demure kibbutz girls can ride strapping Arab men and lesbians on both sides of the conflict can open their legs and close that divide, then surely there's hope for us all. We recommend staying away from shooting "Crusade porn," however. It's still a little too soon for that.

· Parpar1 Middle East Amateur Porn (trailer via parapar1.com)
· For Adults Only: An Alternative Roadmap to Peace (forward.com)

Breaking: Randy Spears Caught With "Latina Hollywood Hookers"

DCypher — Mon, 12 May 2008 14:50:16 EDT

Time was when you couldn't watch a new porn release without seeing veteran swordsman Randy Spears marinating his pickle in some barely legal starlet. In an attempt to dominate the adult feature market by locking down one of its strongest performer-slash-actors, Wicked Pictures signed Spears to an exclusive contract and after making his directorial debut for the company we haven't heard much from him since. In the meantime, while other male performers have jockeyed to fill the vacuum left by Spears' absence, we've heard barely a peep from the man himself ... and now we know why.

This week, an undercover team of crack reporters have managed to find out what's been keeping Spears distracted this whole time: it seems that he's been keeping company with the likes of Demi Delilah, Daisy Marie, Maya Gates, Sienna West, and Cassandra Cruz over at Madame Demi's agency for hot Latina babes and the men who love them. Let's hope things work out better for Spears than they did for that Spitzer character (and that none of her clientele turn out to be INS agents).

· "Latina Hollywood Hookers" (Adult DVD Empire)
· Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)

Self-Abuse: "I Can't Believe You Sucked A Negro"

Gram Ponante — Mon, 05 May 2008 18:00:47 EDT

There is a zesty debate here at the Fleshbot Lyceum over what constitutes inappropriate porn: I say nothing but corporate altporn and they say everything that doesn't have Keeley Hazell in it. Included in that broad latter category is exploitively interracial content such as today's Porn Of The Moment, "I Can't Believe You Sucked A Negro: A Cuckold's P.O.V." by the irrepressible Johnson Brothers of Chatsworth Pictures. It is the first porn movie we've seen in which the performers actively taunt the viewer.

"How does that look?" Alexa Benson asks you (after all, it's a POV) as she blows Lee Bang, "This is a real dick."

"Your wife gives good head, Bro," Bang tells you. Ouch.

We usually only print awful press releases verbatim, but this one represents Chatsworth Pictures' healthy disregard for the faux correctness prevalent in the abjectly incorrect porn industry:

Chatsworth Pictures is set to release I Can't Believe You Sucked a Negro: A Cuckold's P.O.V., the first volume in an orally-themed interracial series that puts the viewer in the cuckold's seat.
The title, helmed by AVN Award winning directors Grip & Cram Johnson, will be available to distributors on May 5th through JM Productions.

I Can't Believe You Sucked a Negro: A Cuckold's P.O.V. is the latest in the studio's line of provocative interracial series that include Cuckold, Mandinka Parties and Oh No! There's a Negro in My Mom!

"People don't like to admit it, but the appeal of interracial porn lies in its taboo nature," explained Grip Johnson. "To ignore the psychological undercurrents—fear, hate, insecurity, lust, awe, embarrassment—that interracial couplings inspire in viewers of the genre is just irresponsible film making. We know fans of interracial porn are fucked up, but we also know they have money."

In 2007, Chatsworth Pictures introduced Cuckold to an unsuspecting DVD marketplace. The success of the series not only allowed Grip & Cram to finally move to a white neighborhood; it revealed the need interracial porn consumers have for innovative concepts that truly defy convention. I Can't Believe You Sucked a Negro! provides viewers the unique experience of being a cuckold in scenarios based on the true stories of cuckolding couples. White "hot" wives and their "angry Negro bulls" humiliate and embarrass the viewer throughout the title's lengthy and demoralizing six scenes.

"This movie is for those cuckold and interracial fans who are sometimes distracted from stroking by Dirty Harry's toupee," said Cram Johnson. "Now, they can enjoy the cuckoldry from a husband's perspective without having to invite any Negroes into the house."

Grip & Cram's I Can't Believe You Sucked a Negro: A Cuckold's P.O.V. will be available on May 5th and stars Holly Wellin, Alexa Benson, Lindsay Kay, Emma Cummings, Charley Chase, and Payton Leigh.

"You should stay at work," Byron Long tells you as he is serviced by your wife, Emma Cummings. "You always ruin everything."

Seriously: this marriage is doomed.

· Chatsworth Pictures (chatsworthpictures.com)
· Buy "I Can't Believe You Sucked A Negro" (jerkoffzone.com)

Sasha Grey Would Like A Word With You

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 05 May 2008 13:45:39 EDT

Sasha Grey is so hot right now! Actually, she's been "hot" in the physical sense for all of her brief adult life, but she's also hot in the sense that everyone—from directors to rock bands to photographers to uh, bloggers—wants a piece of her. She's got so much going on right now we didn't even notice that she has her very own YouTube channel where Sasha Grey, V-Logger, pontificates about subjects from blowjobs to enemas—and loftier topics like interracial sex. (It's safe to say that our "existentialist pornstar" is a bit more enlightened than our old friend "Blackzilla.") Her video diaries are the perfect compliment to this photo gallery by B. Field, the photographer whose images populate the babealicious Beauty Is Divine. He's the latest fan to get a crack at shooting Miss Grey and knowing what big fans we all are, he just had to share. And if you're worried about Sasha Grey overload, don't be. You're brain might explode, but what a way to go.

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· Sasha Grey @ Beauty Is Divine (Fleshbot Gallery)
· Goddess: Beauty Is Divine (more membership previews @ beautyisdivine.com)

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· Sasha Grey on Sasha Grey (YouTube)

Previously: Deeper Inside Sasha Grey

Tony Zirkle is just a humble Republican...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:25:49 EDT

Tony Zirkle is just a humble Republican lawyer from the heartland of Indiana who is running for Congress because he believes in lower taxes, smaller government, and a Jewish conspiracy to destroy the white race by using an army of black porn stars to commit "womb genocide" on white women, which he calls the "Pornocaust". Yes, it's a giant barrel of crazy. though we think we saw that DVD for sale in the $3.99 bin at the video store not too long ago ... (jewcy.com, with thumbnail assistance by our good friend Blackzilla)

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Rest Your Bones Edition

Gram Ponante — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:10:49 EDT

Poor Majority-Challenged Blackzilla: the load he carries is so onerous that he often has to lay it down on your hot wife. Problem is, sometimes she is frightened and/or partially blinded and can't provide the weary traveler with any hospitality. It must be his opening line.

Can you be like last time's winner, hebear mcghee, and think of a worthwhile alternative to Blackzilla's plaintive request of "May I drape my cock over your right eye?"? We can't bring ourselves to type (or even copy and paste) the title again, but there's a copy of the DVD for s/he who comes up with the best one.

· Shane's World (shanesworld.com)
· Buy "My Hot Wife Is Fucking Blackzilla 13" (gamelink.com)

Great Moments In Cuckoldry: Who Is "The World's Biggest Cum-Eating Cuckold"?

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:50:16 EDT

One of the great questions of our age will finally be answered in this pro wrestling-style "sports entertaintment" extravaganza: Which cuckolding scenario is the most humiliating to be on the business (i.e., "eating") end of, a "10-Man Cum Slam" or a "5-guy cream pie"? Tough choices to be sure—but let's try to look past the uncomfortable racial undertones and focus on the humiliation, shall we? Impressive though their feats may be the real stars here aren't Adrianna Nicole or Samantha Sin, nor the faceless hordes getting off in and on their presence: it's the two half-men squaring off in this battle royale to be the most debased of all. Even Kick Ass Pictures honcho Mark Kulkis can't settle this matter, because he claims he couldn't sit through it ... and he produced the damn thing. You're not going to get a stronger endorsement than that.

· "World's Biggest Cum Eating Cuckold" (DVD info + downloads @ kickass.com)
· "Who Is 'The World's Biggest Cum-Eating Cuckold'?" (press release @ avn.com)

Previously: Great Moments In Cuckoldry: Dirty Harry In "Mandinka Parties", This Week In Bad Press Releases: Cuckolding For Dummies

Great Moments In Cuckoldry: Dirty Harry In "Mandinka Parties"

Gram Ponante — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:42:23 EDT

"The Big Lebowski"'s Jackie Treehorn lamented the death of "feelings" in the advent of porn's video age, but Dirty Harry can always be counted on to provide a scene with its emotional heart. Here he watches himself be cuckolded by his wife, Holly Wellin, and three strapping fellows of races that happen to be different from hers but have nothing to do with the theme of the movie. "Everybody in the neighborhood's doing it," he says, but ultimately regrets his decision. Be careful what you wish for, Dirty Harry.

· Chatsworth Pictures (chatsworthpictures.com)
· "Mandinka Parties" (jerkoffzone.com)

Pink Visual's Pagoda At Poon Corner

Gram Ponante — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:02:46 EDT

The subheading of Pink Visual's "Asian Slut Invasion 4" caught my eye, and I watched the video for some sign of my friends from the Hundred-Acre Wood, which never sounded dirty until now. Alas, the closest this movie came to its advertised "Tao of Poon" was Taiwan's Own Niya Yu's assertion that she was "so horny," which seemed apparent. But If Piglet were there, he might have said, "I just wanted to be sure of you."

· Pink Visual (pinkvisual.com)
· Listen: "House at Pooh Corner" (youtube.com)
· Buy "Asian Slut Invasion 4" (gamelink.com)

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? A Taste Of Wet Chocolate

Gram Ponante — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:45:49 EDT

Just so you don't flip out, the "Wet Chocolate" in the title of this post refers to someone in a movie—we don't know who—named Wet Chocolate. We pondered whether the movie title was redundant because it mentions both "Black" and "Inner-City," so your job this week is to choose a better porn, banking, and civic euphemism for "minority" than "inner-city." Can you do it? Be like last week's winner, bmeboy, and dazzle the nut out of our juicy-ass booty.

· WoodburnVOD (woodburnVOD.com)
· Buy "Inner City Black Cheerleader Creampie" (gamelink.com)

In spite of all the attention pornographers...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:08:46 EDT

In spite of all the attention pornographers pay to making their paysite concepts as authentic as possible, we'd never recommend using porn to learn about other cultures (well, except where the Japanese are concerned). For more evidence, check out Guanabee's overview of what Latina porn teaches white men about Latin culture. We already knew the whole concept of "piñata pussy" was totally wrong, but wait ... Colombia and the US don't share a border?! (guanabee.com)

"Black Devil Doll": He's A Muthafuckin' Puppet

Gram Ponante — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:03:44 EST

The Black Devil Doll, a lethal combination of Willie Tyler's Lester and Chuckie, is a bitch-slappin', salad-tossin' wooden badass with an attitude and a "puppet dick" that he demands be serviced. Filmed in Negroscope and rated X by an "all white jury," this unabashedly exploitive festival fodder recently ran afoul of the Rev. Al Sharpton, who guaranteed the film's success by calling it "lowest common denominator 'entertainment'."

· Black Devil Doll (blackdevildoll.com)

Mayhem's "Mexicunts" Spices Up The Immigration Debate

DCypher — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:44:06 EST

Every year thousands of our neighbors to the south stream across the U.S. border with a desire to be part of the American Dream, and despite what Bill O'Reilly and his ilk would have you think most of them are hard working, God-fearing people trying their best to make a better life for themselves and their families. And then there's the stars of the sixth installment of Mayhem's charmingly titled series, "Mexicunts".

"Mexicunts" revolves around Alexis Love guiding fellow sex workers Estrella Flores, Daisy Marie, Rachel Milan, and Laurie Vargas on how to properly negotiate an interview with an INS agent; hijinks stereotypically ensue as they use their natural endowments to persuade federal agents that they'll do whatever it takes to score a green card.

Sure, it may not be the most culturally sensitive or politically correct porn you'll see all year. But at least it's a little more relevant than, say, "Cum Fart Tsunami".

· "Mexicunts 6" Trailer (sincity.com)

Flesh Flicks: Let's All Get Along

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 17:33:36 EST

Today is Martin Luther King Jr. Day, which makes it very tempting to make a lot of "white chicks, black dicks" references ... but then we remembered that porn's idea of interracial harmony is probably not what Dr. King had in mind with that whole dream thing. (We also remembered that we are not 14 years old.) However, we did actually manage to find one video clip today that didn't even mention the race of the two performers involved in its description, nor did it feature any crude comments about the man's outsized member—even if it did mention Alana Evans by name, while completing ignoring her male co-star's identity. But hey, that's just like every other porn movie! Maybe we've made a lot more progress than we thought.

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· "Alana Evans and Friend" (Megarotic)

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Previously: "Why Interracial Porn is Stupid" (And Why We Agree), Flesh Flicks Archives

English Teacher Acts In Sexy Commercial, Corrupts Youth

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:54:42 EST

Everyone knows from watching movies that private schools appear on the surface to be stuffy, uptight institutions of higher learning, but underneath they are actually lusty dens of sin and vice. So we can't figure why Britian would be so shocked to learn that a private school English teacher can be seen having (not really) sex with a randy construction worker on YouTube. This fantasy ad has been online for some time already, and while it might be creepy in a "women are all dirty sluts who crave hardhat cock" sorta way, we wouldn't call it "shocking soft-porn." (Decide for yourself below. They even use a condom!) But if a low-paid teacher can't make a little non-nude acting money during summer breaks, then there's definitely a lesson to be learned in there somewhere.

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· Scruffs Hardwear Commercial (YouTube)
· "Pupils discover their teacher in 'shocking soft-porn' advert" (dailymail.co.uk)

This Week In Press Releases: "Barely Legal Latinas"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 20:39:57 EST

If we remember anything from our own quiñceanera, by the time ladies like Lorena Sanchez reach "Barely Legal" age everything is old hat. Still, to paraphrase Larry Flynt at last Saturday's AVN Awards, Porn Will Out. That is why our hearts leap up to resuscitate our very occasional Press Release of the Week feature, this time from the scribes at Saint Larry's own company, as they find the upside down exclamation point key on their typewriters that has proven so elusive to us (otherwise I, for one, would use it ¡all the time!) to flog "Barely Legal Latinas". Lee Ud. mas post el gapo.

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(Beverly Hills, CA) For the first time ever, Hustler's Barely Legal series goes Latin! These Barely Legal Latinas are eager to please their men, and "aye aye aye!" can they do it well! If you've never experienced Latin lovin', then this film will definitely show you what you've been missing!

I swear, Pope Benedict XVI, if I hear you say "Ay Papi" one more time ...

Director Richard de Montfort truly knows how to get lust-filled performances from his stars. The film features spicy-hot scenes with Franky Vixen, Gabriella Romano and Lorena Sanchez, to name a few. These seemingly innocent ladies know exactly how to tease their men and get the right results!

Because the manipulative whore angle hasn't been tried since "Barely Legal Jewesses".

Franky Vixen gives a scorching performance as a young Latina who will do whatever it takes to make a good impression at her job interview. She demonstrates that sometimes passion is more important than credentials to get the job done!

How do you think we got our jobs here?

"Retailers can't get enough of Barely Legal titles," says David Diamond, Hustler National Sales Manager, "and this all-new Barely Legal Latinas will definitely satisfy your customers."

(How can they be satisfied if they can't get enough?)

Barely Legal Latinas features five sizzling scenes, including anal and a threeway! ¡Muy caliente! This one is hot hot hot!

Translation: Very hot! This one is hot hot hot!

· Hustler (hustlerworld.com)
· Buy "Barely Legal Latinas" (talkingblue.com)