Fleshbot: uk

The Big Boob Hunt Continues!

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:30:01 EST

ZOO's hunt for the biggest boobs of Britain continues—and they've moved their boobology to Southampton. So how do the racks of Southampton stack up? Well, we thought they were pretty impressive—and we're not that easy to impress. (zootoday.com)

ZOO's On The Hunt...For Britain's Biggest Boobs

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:30:01 EST

A recent UK poll revealed that—with an average cup size of 34E—Liverpool ladies have the biggest breasts in Britain. But is that survey to be believed, or has someone been mucking about with the data?

Well, the boobologists at ZOO have decided to find out—and they've headed to the field to survey the, ahem, data. So do the ladies of Liverpool live up to the hype? Apparently not—but they're still a pretty fine selection of females, if you ask us.

· The Big Boob Hunt: Liverpool! (zootoday.com)

Care To Split A Cab With Rhian?

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:30:01 EST

It doesn't matter where she's going. You should definitely go with her. (Chances are, you'll probably see her boobs.)

Do you think this was an actual taxi? How much would you have to pay the driver to do something like this? Probably nothing.

· Rhian's topless taxi ride (nuts.co.uk)

Topless TV World Tour: Rebecca Night In The UK's "Fanny Hill"

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Some might think of erotic fiction as a modern invention: 1748's "Fanny Hill" proves those uneducated bastards wrong. But though the book was born in the 1700s, the technology of modern times was what helped it reach its full potential.

· "Fanny Hill" (imdb.com)
· Rebecca Night in "Fanny Hill" (movienudescenes-thenakedgift.blogspot.com)

ZOO's Greatest Hits: Sammie Pennington Topless!

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 17:00:00 EDT

ZOO's dug into the archives to give us all a glimpse at some of the greatest moments of Sammie Pennington topless ever caught on video. Who says you can't always get what you want? (zootoday.com)

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson Is Totally Dynamite

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:30:01 EDT

At long last, we've found a fashion icon we can really look up to. English "it girl" and personality Tara Palmer-Tomkinson may be known as T-P-T, but with style like this, we think she's more along the lines of TNT.

· Tara Parker-Tomlinson (taxidrivermovie.com)

Ruby Reds Sets Record For Biggest UK Gangbang

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Last month we alerted you that British redhead Ruby Reds was going to attempt to set a record for the largest recorded UK gangbang. Well, after 5 hours, 45 men, and 105 sexings, Ruby has, in fact, achieved her goal.

But wait, what's that you say? How has Ruby set a record with a mere 45 men when Sabrina Deep banged 77 men a few years back? Well, do keep in mind that Ruby was trying to set the UK record, not the world record, which lowers the bar considerably (especially given that no one in the UK had ever attempted to set such a record before).

But enough with the quibbling over details: the important thing is that Ruby banged a whole lot of dudes, and Red Hot TV will be making the epic fuckfest available on TV November 27 and 28. We've got our fingers crossed that they release a DVD edition for all of us overseas types—we know quite a few people who'd enjoy getting Ruby's adventure as a stocking stuffer this Christmas.

· Red Hot TV (redhottvnow.co.uk)

How To Score With Amy Green In Six Easy Steps!

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Some may seek out dating advice from so-called experts, but we prefer to get our tips straight from the horse's mouth—the proverbial horse being Amy Green, who's opened up to ZOO about the best way to bed her.

Going over everything from how to ask her out to how to seal the deal, Amy's rundown is relatively thorough (well, as thorough as you can be in a six step listicle). Worried you won't have the chance to meet—let alone snog—Ms. Green? Fear not: even in the very likely situation that you and Amy remain thousands of miles (and many leagues) apart, we feel fairly certain that her words of wisdom will work equally well on other lasses. And even if they don't, well, at least the advice comes with some sexy pictures of Amy...so it's not a total wash.

· Amy Green: 'How To Bed Me'! (zootoday.com)

It's Always Summer For The Babes Of Britain

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:00:00 EDT

The cold weather may be well on its way in, but the babes of ZOO are still finding sunny places to strip off (it's like the have a dowsing rod or something).

Now if only we could manage to find a place that's both sunny and full of naked ZOO models, well, we'd be all set to wait out the rest of the winter. Well, provided we also managed to secure a Wi-Fi connection. And a decent stockpile of gummy bears.

What? We really like gummy bears.

· Naked Beach Babes Bonanza! (zootoday.com)

Super Sexy Tasha Is Super Bendy Too

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:30:01 EDT

And speaking of flexible girls...Tasha from Liverpool can do the splits and is "super-bendy." We can think of more than a few super uses for that talent, Tasha—give us a call if you'd like to hear more. (frontarmy.co.uk)

When Danielle Met Sophie...And They Took Off Their Clothes

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 15:30:01 EDT

There are only so many puns we can make about when one girl met another (and to be honest, the bulk of them are, yes, riffing on "When Harry Met Sally")—but as long as there's nudity, who cares?

Sophie Howard and Danielle Lloyd (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard and Danielle Lloyd (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard and Danielle Lloyd (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard and Danielle Lloyd (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard and Danielle Lloyd (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard and Danielle Lloyd (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard and Danielle Lloyd (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard and Danielle Lloyd (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard and Danielle Lloyd (dailypoa.com)

Skin: The Bizarrest Of Them All

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Thousands entered Bizarre's Cover Girl contest, but only Skin was deemed worthy enough to grace the cover of the alt lad mag. And its a choice we wholly support: in word and deed, Skin's a perfect fit for the magazine.

And she's pretty hot to boot, too...here's hoping we see a whole lot more of her, both in and out of Bizarre (and, ahem, in and out of her clothes), in the coming years!

· Bizarre Girls: Skin (bizarremag.com, video here)

Too Hot For The UK: American Apparel Crosses The Line

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 17:30:01 EDT

What makes an American Apparel ad too hot for the UK? A little bit of exposed nipple (paired with a somewhat young looking—though totally legal—girl). Nobody tell them about "Barely Legal," okay? (adrants.com)

Noirin Kelly's Boobs Take Her From Big Brother To Ann Summers

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:30:01 EDT

In America, reality TV show alumni a) disappear into obscurity, b) flame out after some short-lived scheme to parlay their fame, or c) end up on another reality show. In the UK, they pose topless and get lingerie modeling gigs.

Such is the lesson we've learned from the experiences of Big Brother alum Noirin Kelly, who's posed topless for both Nuts and the Daily Star (video above), and may be about to clinch a contract with erotic emporium Ann Summers. If only Heidi Montag had followed a similar career path...we have a feeling she'd be a much better nude model than, uh, "singer."

· Video: Big Brother's Noirin Kelly Topless (full video @ dailystar.co.uk)

Pornstar Ruby Reds To Attempt The Great British Gang Bang

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 14:30:01 EDT

British pornstar Ruby Reds is on a mission to set a record: she wants to be at the center of the largest recorded UK gang bang—and she needs your help!

As part of Red Hot TV's Great British Gang Bang, Ruby will be attempting to get her freak on with 150 amateur men (yes, 150). Since that is a whole heck of a lot of dudes, Red Hot is currently recruiting. If you can get to La Chambre, Sheffield on October 8, you could just have the chance to have your way with Ruby (which, if you ask us, sounds like a pretty sweet deal).

Interested? Mail your contact details to: Red Hot TV – GBGB, P.O. Box 381, London. E14 9GL or gbgb@redhottvnow.co.uk. Hey: it's a once in a lifetime opportunity.

· Red Hot (redhottvnow.co.uk)

Best Friends Should Strip Together (That's How It Ought To Be)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Jessica and Hannah are such good friends that they do everything together—including posing topless for lad mags. Friendship really is a beautiful thing, isn't it? (frontarmy.co.uk)

Noirin Kelly: From The Big Brother House To The Nuts House

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Sophie Reade's "Big Brother" victory probably didn't leave housemate Noirin Kelly wondering if a career in topless modeling might have bettered her chances at victory—but she decided to go topless in Nuts anyway. And here are the pictures.

Noirin Kelly (dailypoa.com)
Noirin Kelly (dailypoa.com)
Noirin Kelly (dailypoa.com)
Noirin Kelly (dailypoa.com)
Noirin Kelly (dailypoa.com)
Noirin Kelly (dailypoa.com)
Noirin Kelly (dailypoa.com)
Noirin Kelly (dailypoa.com)

Sheena Is A Punk

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:30:01 EDT

...and one who looks very wonderful without her top on, if we do say so ourselves. (frontarmy.co.uk)

Sophie Reade Wins "Big Brother"—And We Ogle Her Lovely Boobs

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Last Friday, busty babe and reality TV star Sophie Reade achieved victory on the tenth season of the UK's "Big Brother." As a result, she's £70,000 richer—and we stop pretending we actually care about "Big Brother."

(Well, at least until the next 30GG glamour model becomes a part of the cast, anyway.)

In celebration of Sophie's victory, we'd like to invite you to enjoy this video of her lounging around topless. We can only hope she'll use her prize money to fund many, many more videos like these.

· Sophie crowned Big Brother winner (bbc.co.uk)
· Sophie Reade Sexy Video Shoot (monkeymag.co.uk)

Amy And Sam: It's Better As A Blonde

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Do blondes have more fun? ZOO certainly seems to think so—and to prove it, they've rounded up two platinum princesses to show us the rest of us just how much fun we're missing out on.

It's enough to make a brunette turn green with envy...but hey, if you can't beat 'em, you can at least ogle their beautiful bodies, right?

· Amy Green: Proving Blonde Is Best! (zootoday.com)
· Sam Cooke: Blonde And Naked! (zootoday.com)