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The Greatest Moments In Celebrity Boob Grabbing History

auryn — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 16:00:00 EST

Everyone freaked out when Madonna and Britney kissed on the mouth at that one awards show, be we at Fleshbot love boobs and think Second Base is much cooler.

This amazing video roundup showcases the Top Ten Greatest Moments in Celebrity Boob Grabbing History. What are the optimum levels of fame, desire and bravery one must possess to grab, say, ScarJo's boobie? On the red carpet, no less? A careful study of these videos should prepare you for what to do when someday the opportunity to squeeze some famous titties presents itself to you.

Via Manofest: Masculinity Times Infinity. (manofest.com)

Lead image courtesy of Daily Blabber Celebrity Gossip Blog.

Tyra Takes On Sex Work

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:30:00 EST

We've had many ~~bad~~ interesting experiences with Tyra Banks in the past, so it comes as no surprise that we were, well, a bit confused by her latest "Porn Town" episode. Here's the gist: Tyra takes a bunch of different sex workers (including Fleshbot Crush Object Sinnamon Love), puts them on stage, and forces them to fight over things like who's more respected and higher status! They even get to assign each other roles in their little "Porn Town"! Who will be mayor... and who will be custodian?

Tyra Banks and her studio audience giggle,...

Jonnobot — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:04:10 EST

Tyra Banks and her studio audience giggle, gawk, and gape their way through a discussion of big women and the men who love them — something that those of us who don't get all our sex culture news from daytime television have been hep to for quite some time now. But then we've always been ahead of the, uh, curves. Especially really really big ones. (Jezebel)

How To Fake An Orgasm In Porn (Or Not)

Fleshbot — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 14:43:18 EDT

OK, so maybe we've been a little hard on Tyra Banks this week following the barely restrained sensationalist hysteria of her "Porn For Women" show on Monday: she might be an overbearing control freak with a tendency to overmug for the camera when attempting to express basic emotions like shock or amusement, but at least she gave our own Violet Blue a chance to explain what to look for when you're watching a porn movie to tell whether a female performer is faking her orgasms or not. Maybe America's daytime viewing audience learned something else this week besides the fact that Tyra really doesn't like porn after all!

Previously: Women Fighting Over Porn (And Not In The Good Way), Violet Vs. Tyra: Clash Of The Titans

Women Fighting Over Porn (And Not In The Good Way)

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 14:42:41 EDT

America has waited with tremendous patience for Tyra Banks to broadcast her highly anticipated and ~~hypocritically self-serving~~ slightly controversial look at the world of porn, and yesterday we were finally rewarded with that Very Special Episode. As you recall, our own Violet Blue played a part of this media circus and while it was fun to see one of our own on the teevee (even if her plug of a certain website was mysteriously edited out), we particularly enjoyed this segment in which housewives watch porn and then argue over its merits like the Red vs. Blue State stereotypes they were instructed to be. Unfortunately, we're afraid that we can't take sides in this fight without the answer to one key question: What movie were they watching? After all, if someone out there is actually defending "Kim Kardashian: Superstar," we just might have to switch our allegiance. (Also, where do we get our own "Love Butler"?)

Previously: Violet Vs. Tyra: Clash Of The Titans

Heartbreak overcame our dear colleague Slut...

Fleshbot — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 19:31:02 EDT

Heartbreak overcame our dear colleague Slut Machine and her sistren at Jezebel yesterday as Tyra Banks swapped out Barrack Obama for an entry-level talk about vajayjay at a taping of her show. (Yes, we would have much preferred seeing Obama live than hearing about Tyra's vadge too. What is this world coming to?) (jezebel.com)

Violet Vs. Tyra: Clash Of The Titans

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 15:08:01 EDT

The love that certain members of Team Fleshbot hold for America's Next Top Model notwithstanding, we are rendered utterly dumbstruck by the appearance of Tyra Banks on TV—"dumbstruck" in the sense that we actually feel stupider after watching five minutes of her talk show this morning. You see, we tuned in with hopes of catching our very own birthday girl Violet Blue, who recently appeared on stage with the mother hen herself, to tape a segment of her show based on this "porn for women" article that appeared in Oprah Winfrey's magazine. (Soon to be a major motion picture!)

As you can imagine, things didn't exactly go according to plan, what with the fight over Violet's tattoos, the pre-selected questions (and answers!) handed to her two minutes before she went on stage, and Tyra calling an audible at the line and pulling the plug on the whole thing. We'll let Violet explain in more detail through her own words and pictures, but we think the item that best sums up this whole experience is that the show's producers told her look for the segment to air on the 31st ... even though there is no 31st of September. See what we mean by dumbstruck?

· "tyra banks show — *not* america's next top blogger" (tinynibbles.com)
· "my brush with the tyra banks show" (video w/ backstage footage @ blip.tv)

Previously: Violet Loves Oprah (And Vice-Versa)

Brittany Andrews Does Tyra (Or Vice-Versa)

Fleshbot — Tue, 15 May 2007 13:27:37 EDT

Depending on when you're reading this, you either have a few hours to set your TiVo to catch self-proclaimed "Queen of the Porn Star Escorts" Brittany Andrews ~~get raked over the coals~~ have a fair, balanced, and civil chat with talk show titaness Tyra Banks this afternoon—or find someone who recorded it to see for yourself whether words like "foot fetish", "strap-on", or "$1000 an hour" were part of the discussion. According to Brittany, though, her appearance seems to have been nothing if not about female empowerment: "I was really pleased to be a part of Tyra's show. I love the fact that she focuses significantly on current issues facing women, and being a female entrepreneur with a network of websites that have been highly successful over the last 8 years, they felt I could bring a great deal of flavor to this topic." And maybe we're being a little hard on Tyra when it comes to her attitudes toward people who work in the sex industry—after all, as long as you're not stealing her identity, who's to say that she's not totally cool with how you choose to make your living?*

· Brittany Andrews (brittanyandrews.com)
· Meet Brittany (rates and info @ meetbrittany.com)
· The Tyra Banks Show (tyrashow.warnerbros.com)

*Update We're just now noticing that the theme of the show is "Cyber Girls and Angry Wives". Guess that answers that question.

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch: Casey Parker, Frat Porn, and Tyra Banks, Tyra Banxxx in "America's Next Top Porn Model", Darklady's Sexposé: Strap-on Sex and Foot Jobs

Porn Valley Dispatch: Casey Parker, Frat Porn, and Tyra Banks

Gram Ponante — Fri, 11 May 2007 18:32:45 EDT

The delightful Casey Parker (seen here gavoreeting amongst California's pioneers), will appear on the Tyra Banks show May 17 to discuss what, exactly, fraternity members enjoy about porn. Parker, whose own adult career started as a Colorado college student posing for a roommate, said that she hadn't seen the edited version of the Tyra interview, which carried the logline "What happens when college students start taking off their clothes instead of doing their homework?"

Our Miss Parker herself is still a college student and we worry, as a (slightly) older brother might, that the unhinged Tyra might sabotage poor Casey in post. We know for a fact that Casey always turned down our offers to go get naked because she had homework to do. - GP

· Casey Parker (caseyparker.com)
· Shane's World (shanesworld.com)
· The Tyra Banks Show schedule (aol.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

Wet Spots: Tyra Banks' Boob Grabbing Reign Of Terror Continues

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 20:39:03 EDT

· The greatest special effect in the new SpiderMan 3 movie? Kirsten Dunst's massive boobs. That's not your Spidey Sense you feel tingling. (thesun.co.uk)

· The idea of a Tyra Banks-on-Rosie O'Donnell pileup may not turn you on, but it's a video of one girl squeezing another girl's boobs so we're contractually obligated to provide you with a link. (TMZ.com)

· Breaking! A nude art model actually enjoys her job and is not depressed, amoral, or addicted to drugs. You can't make this stuff up people! (nebraska.statepaper.com)

· Finally, a detailed explanation of "booty pop," otherwise known as the kind of dancing that will get you kicked out of your high school prom. Print it out and mail it to your parents. (wvgazette.com)

Femdom enthusiasts will be interested in the planned opening of a Chinese "women's town" which will punish disobedient male visitors by having them kneel on an uneven board or wash dishes in a restaurant. No telling what they'll do for leaving the toilet seat up in the bathroom.

· A man in Oregon caused an entire building to be locked down because he was wandering the halls wearing nothing but a pair of high heels. Even worse, they were totally last season. (sfgate.com)

· If you're still having trouble finding that G-spot after all the instructional material we've presented you with this week, these tips may be your last hope. Don't give up the quest, people! (complex.com)

· And if you're also having trouble behaving yourself at strip club, this etiquette primer might come in handy—though if you still need to be reminded of that whole hands-off policy, you really don't need to be going to strip clubs to begin with. (doubleviking.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives