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Ripped (Off) From Basic Cable: "Dawg The Black Booty Hunter"

The A&E show "Dog the Bounty Hunter" has no porn elements in it whatsoever—yet viewers would probably not be surprised if each and every one of its characters had a porn career, so similar is the demographic. That is why "Dawg the Black Booty Hunter" (and, really, do we ever hear of white booty?) is the most apt porn crossover we have yet to actually see. Now all we need for our double-digit channel flipping is "Ass Road Truckers."

· BNew Porn Order" (newpornorder.com)

· "Dawg" tease on YouTube (youtube.com)

9:30 PM on Thu Jul 3 2008
By Gram Ponante
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Abby Winters World Domination It's starting to seem like the Abby Winters girls are everywhere — including reality television. Well, Australian reality TV, at least: an Abby Winters model was spotted on Aussie reality show "The Farmer Wants A Wife" as (what else?) potential marriage material for the farmer in question. The resulting media attention seems to have ruined the girl's chances of wedding the farmer, and we have to admit we're feeling pretty bad for him ourselves. After all, we were at the AVN Expo this year and we''ve seen what those gals are capable of—and those girl-on-girl makeout sessions always lead to nothing but heartbreak. (news.com.au + channelnine.ninemsn.com.au)

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great moments in television

"Secret Diary Of A Call Girl" Is No Longer A Secret Here

Remember, last year when Billie Piper scandalized the UK with her turn in "Secret Diary Of A Call Girl," that TV series based on the blog and book by Belle du Jour? Well, scandals make for awesome ratings (duh) so Showtime went ahead and bought the rights to broadcast the whole thing here in the U.S.. Hype aside, they do deserve credit for not simply stealing the idea and watering it down for the American audience's more tender sensibilities; they'll be showing the original unedited episodes just as they aired on the other side of the pond. It debuts on the "telly" (that's what they call it over there! Really!) on Monday night, but you can watch the full first two episodes online right now ... or at least whet your appetite with this sample clip. As you'll see either way, being a call girl is a dirty job—and we would sure like to have Billie do it to us.

· "Secret Diary Of A Call Girl" (full episodes @ sho.com)

2:50 PM on Fri Jun 13 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
22,170 views, 5 comments

Latest by n/a: We call it "telly" because of "Tele-Vision".Really,we do! more »

mainstream crossover watch

Joanna Angel Does "Attack Of The Show"

Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel continued her conquest of mainstream media last week with an appearance on G4TV's "Attack of the Show", where she educated geek boys (and girls) about the Erotica LA expo, her company Burning Angel, and how porn is affected by the sad state of the economy. We're pretty sure Joanna has nothing to worry about on the economic front—but if anything should happen to Burning Angel, she'd make an excellent porn correspondent. See some of her qualifications after the jump. More »

11:10 AM on Tue Jun 10 2008
By Lux Nightmare
3,826 views, Comment

It was a touching moment on the "Late Show With David Letterman" this week, when Julianne Moore patiently defined the word "fellatio" for him, and then politely called his mother a whore. Also, something about pressed hams. Don't worry, we're all adults here. (Video below via Defamer)

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this week in porn titles

2008's Top Ten Porn Parodies: Life Imitates Art?

While some porno titles are clearly the products of divine inspiration ("Cum Fart Tsunami," anyone?), others rely on more mundane sources of inspiration. giving us "The Eliot Splitz-her Story" and any number of "Sex and the City" clones. In a tip of the hat to the latter mode of pornspiration, Mike Myers and Dana Carvey teamed up during the MTV Movie Awards to offer us the "Top Ten Porno Names Based On Hit Movies Of 2008." Any idea how long it'll take for the porno studios to actually make these into real stroke flicks? Cause we're dying to see "The Suck-It List."

12:05 PM on Mon Jun 2 2008
By Lux Nightmare
4,738 views, 3 comments

Latest by CloudCarrier: @Brian47: By my estimation, Ms. McPhee has already been in the game, but bills herself as Bobbi Starr (with a little Gloria Leonard thrown in, for added zest). Or at least I sometimes imagine so. more »

video

Lesbian Kissing Makes Perfect Sense, Even When It Doesn't

A very confused tipster writes to us asking for an explanation of the following YouTube video. It starts off innocently enough, with footage of a random girl-on-girl makeout session: nothing confusing there, but then things take an abrupt turn when the show is interrupted by footage from late-70s schmaltzfest "Eight Is Enough." Then it's back to the lesbian makeout, accompanied by some adult contemporary/soft rock background music. Then you see the opening credits for CSI: NY. Then back to some more Dick Van Patten, then it abruptly ends. In other words, it's a big heaping spoonful of WTF? More »

1:55 PM on Tue May 27 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
6,906 views, 3 comments

Latest by killmyunicorn: This is turning me on. And it makes me feel weird. more »

great moments in sex

Studio 54: Looking Back At Sex, Drugs, And Disco

The days of disco were a wild time, full of dancing, drugs, and — of course — lots of sex. Or at least, that's what we've heard. We're a little too young to actually remember the heady days of Studio 54, but lucky for us VH1's Rock Doc "Sex: The Revolution" (finally) premieres tonight and for the next four days, we'll be sure to get our fill of all the sleazy hot history we can handle. Below, find out why people are still talking about New York's legendary nightclub thirty years later.

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1:50 PM on Mon May 12 2008
By Lux Nightmare
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pornstars

"Bowling Beauties" Prove That Bowling Really Can Be Hot (No, Really)

We've known for a while that bowling can be totally sexy, but it sometimes seems like we're the only ones. Thankfully, that's about to change: "Bowling Beauties," a bikini bowling tournament featuring lovely ladies like Gina Lynn, Justine Joli, and Savanna Samson, debuts tonight on Howard TV On Demand, Howard Stern's uncensored TV channel. Now if we could just figure out where they got those stiletto bowling shoes...

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12:30 PM on Mon May 12 2008
By Lux Nightmare
9,987 views, 1 comment

great moments in sex

The Spermathon: A Look Back

Back in the 1970's, an ambitious porn star named Tara Alexander sought to make history: in the cleverly named "Spermathon", held at famed New York City sex club Plato's Retreat, she announced that she would get it on with a then-record breaking 86 men in one night. (Sure, that record might have been long surpassed since then, but we still get tired just thinking about it!) Did she succeed? Was she able to walk afterwards? And where did they find all those men? Find out the answers to these burning questions (and many, many more) in VH1's latest Rock Doc "Sex: The Revolution," a four part series premiering this Monday. Clip after the jump.

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12:20 PM on Thu May 8 2008
By Lux Nightmare
22,133 views, 6 comments

Latest by hebear mcghee (is a wolf in wolf's clothing): @Lux Nightmare: You got me. Absic Cable is a special project of mine that I hope to have ready by 2012. Though I appreciate the publicity, I never intended for it to be announced in this manner. more »

tv alert

Gianna Lynn Gets Some New "Miami Ink"

Gianna Lynn fans are probably well acquainted with her prominent tattoos, but like most body ink aficionados, one or two or a half-dozen tats are never enough. Her latest addition was documented for the TLC reality show "Miami Ink" and her episode airs this Thursday night. Now, we don't much about the show beyond the fact that pornstars apparently like to get tattoos and quite a few of our readers have a crush on the show's L.A. transplant Kat Von D. But apparently even porn celebrities have to audition for the privilege of letting someone poke their skin with a searing hot needle. Watch Gianna explain her dream body art and the near-death experience that inspired it, then tomorrow you can try to stay awake past your bedtime and watch it come to life on TV. More »

3:36 PM on Wed May 7 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
7,940 views, Comment

After six steamy seasons, Oxygen's "Talk Sex with Sue Johanson" is going off the air. Guess we'll have to go back to getting our sex education from the internet like the rest of the kids learn about it. (ap.google.com)

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video

Solo Para Hombres (But We Like It Too)

Yes, we know this video was posted to YouTube almost a year ago ... but if we didn't manage to set our TiVos the first time this show aired (wherever that may have been), you can excuse us for just catching up with it now. With their hot moves and saucy outfits (or lack thereof), these ladies make the Fly Girls look tame. Who says there's nothing good on television?

· Solo Para Hombres — Latina Dancers (youtube.com)

11:30 AM on Fri May 2 2008
By Lux Nightmare
10,457 views, Comment

Breaking: Reality TV Person Once Photographed Naked We're sorry to have to tell you this, but a person who is famous only for appearing on a reality TV show once had her picture taken without clothes on. We would tell you more here, but we actually read the story and we're still not sure who she is or why you should know her. (takeareport.com, via Gawker)

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debates

Porn: The Root Of All Evil?

Of course we all know that porn is a horrible blight on our culture, but is it worse than watching emo kids get kicked in the balls by squirrels on YouTube? Lewis Black's "Root of All Evil" is a new comedy show that asks stand up comedians to debate useless questions like this one, and last night Greg Giraldo took the side that believes porn will destroy us all. Or at least destroy the part of us that thinks one-on-one missionary sex can still be hot. (We hear that it still can be, but we might be watching the wrong movies.) More »

12:19 PM on Thu Apr 3 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
2,210 views, 3 comments

Latest by bdve: YouTube was named the Root of All Evil if memory serves. I'm fairly certain a sentence was handed down on YouTube, which would make them the losers. more »

classics

Topless Power Rangers: Still Go-Going Strong!

The great thing about the internet is that nothing ever dies. (Or is that the worst thing?) This Power Ranger porn clip is almost as old as we are, and has certainly been featured in its fair share of "OMG, Japanese porn is so weird!!!11!" blog posts. But every time we come across it, it still manages to delight us nonetheless. So even if you've seen it before, watch the whole thing again because it just keeps getting better and better. Plus, is it really any more bizarre than the actual Power Rangers TV show, with its cheap fake dinosaurs and cardboard special effects? The Smurfs weren't your only childhood pals knew how to get kinky. More »

1:10 PM on Wed Apr 2 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
11,606 views, 5 comments

Latest by lonewolf333: Wow, you don't see that every day. more »

You should be careful about watching porn at work because you never know if someone else can see it, particularly if you work at a TV station and that "someone else" is the entire population of French Polynesia. Although they probably appreciated this break in the usual programming. (nzherald.co.nz)

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Apparently, in Australia you're allowed to show a documentary about "obscene" vibrators, you just aren't allowed to actually show anyone using them. It's not like that would help you really understand what your movie is about anyway, right? (avn.com; thumb via fuckingmachines.com [where else?])

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