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"Crash Pad 5": Now With Actual Padding

Gram Ponante — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:30:01 EST

Feel a little creepy watching porn? Guess what: lesbians think you're creepy, too. In this latest episode of "The Crash Pad," an unblinking techie monitors for your benefit the Sapphic (and bepenised) goings-on at a sex drop-in center for Ladies.

The Crash Pad 5: Revolving Door

Studio: Blowfish
Director: Shine Louise Houston
Cast: August, Stacy Staxxx, Rex, Scarlett Chaos, Red, Cyd Loverboy, Kuma, Julie Warren, Shawn, Mickey Mod

Review by: Gram Ponante

Not that the whole creepy/proxy thing is spelled out. Indeed, little is explained in the "Crash Pad," other than the format for this episode is similar to that of its predecessors: there's someone watching, but she has no bearing on the antics of those she watches.

So if she has no bearing, if no one discovers her, if her watching has no effect on the watched, why do we even see her? No reason, really, other than just the slightest whiff of context always makes porn more exciting. It is like "Wide World of Animals" if Marlon Perkins had just stayed out of the beasties' way.

Well, not really. But we like to watch regardless.

And this episode has a lot to watch, such as the very first scene, in which transsexual Stacey Staxxx offers herself as a birthday present for (at first) dubious girlfriend August.

"It really made me feel pretty," August said.

"So," a no-nonsense bespectacled woman rocking Joanna Angel hair says to a plaid-shirted pickup, "when I saw you at the club you were flagging orange. That means Anything Goes. You ready to put your money where your mouth is?"

Another couple trusses, tussles, and straps each other, the top pummeling her partner's chest in a rain of blows you would not see in straight porn. There is caning, spitting, and an aggressiveness that the viewer feels is just fine with the submissive.

"You want me inside you?" says a bald top wielding a whip.

"Yes Sir," her partner says, flouting the patriarchy it took ages to get Just So.

In straight porn there really isn't such a thing as politics. There is only "When will she do anal?" But in "The Crash Pad 5," the final scene is one that has people talking, has people angry, has people blushing.

The final scene is between sunny-faced dyke Shawn (aka Syd Blakovich) and a man named Mickey Mod. In the world of the scene, he is sitting on the bed of the Crash Pad and Shawn walks in, thinking she found the wrong place.

It doesn't take her long to reconsider. As she says in the BTS interview, "Gender doesn't matter if you find someone attractive." And the scene they do together, featuring mutual masturbation and what I imagine is the first cumshot in this series, is a lot of fun. I hope no one burns down the Crash Pad for it.

"The Revolving Door" is a just a little darker than the other episodes of the "Crash Pad" series, but director Shine Louise Houston shines an expert light on a portion of the citizenry we don't see enough of.

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Won't You Step Into My "Speakeasy"

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:00:00 EDT

In "Nostalgia," Courtney Trouble gazed back at the Golden Era of porn, reimagining classics like "Deep Throat" through a queer lens. In her newest film, "Speakeasy," she steps even further back—all the way to the roaring '20s.

Of course, the '20s of "Speakeasy" aren't like the ones we remember from the history books: the dapper dans and gangsters are now transmen and butches, and the flirtations in this speakeasy have a decidedly queer (and kinky) bent. And public sex wasn't the norm in the '20s we remember...but maybe we've just been reading the wrong history books.

Though it's not heavy on plot, "Speakeasy" has enough storyline to carry things along: detective Billy Castro descends into the queer underground to investigate the titular speakeasy, and finds himself submerged in a world of porn noir. Lorelei Lee and Tomcat fuck in the bathroom, Jiz Lee and Dallas Fivestar perform amazing acts of suspension and gushing, bartenders Cyd and Mustache Malone go at it as only two transmen can, and—in the final scene—Billy himself gets the girl, wresting Lorelei from the arms of Tomcat (and getting a punch in the face in the process). And through it all, the speakeasy queers play cards, arm wrestle, and dance with each other to a wonderfully old timey soundtrack.

With the help of videographer Morty Diamond, Trouble's created a wonderful looking film: the footage alternates between black and white and color, with the storyline progressing in old-timey greyscale, only to bloom into full color when the sex scenes begin. The sex scenes themselves are also wonderful to watch—artistic in the best possible sense, with some of the most heated moments arising from the fact that we can't see every inch of flesh in all its clinical glory.

At just under an hour and a half, "Speakeasy" bucks the trend of trying to cram as much action as possible into one small DVD—and its a decision we applaud. In contrast to some of bloated 4 hour compilations we've experienced, "Speakeasy" is a tight, well choreographed production: every moment matters, and the production leaves us just satisfied enough—full, but not stuffed (which is just the way we like it).

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"Trisexual Asylum": So Much More Than A Booby Hatch

Gram Ponante — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Consider the Brazilian transsexual. How many times has she heard the party-ending question "Who brought the tranny to the threesome" (and in Portuguese, no less)? Now imagine how high the stakes would be in a mental hospital.

That's right. Picture a humid Rio insane asylum with its hypnotic samba rhythms and Carnaval setting, as the patients sip their Caipirinhas and talk about their feelings. When the nurses leave, the cocks come out.

Maybe we paint a disquieting picture of healthcare in other parts of the world, but we do so only as a public service. We also want to alert you to the fact that every country seems to have its own Tanner Mayes.

Because apparently, in Brazil, there are asylums in which the therapeutic milieu requires four tits and four balls carried by just three people.

"Little Asian Transsexuals 16": We're As Surprised As You Are

Gram Ponante — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 17:00:00 EDT

What has porn taught us about life? I know that if the petite Asian with Michelle Obama's arms isn't actually Michelle Obama, then she's probably a katoey. Other than that, porn hasn't added anything to my excellent Catholic School education.

These rangy and wiry trannies cavort and bewitch against a teal wall in transsexualest Thailand. Some look a little bit like a less-fecund Katsuni, others are unmistakeably male.

Fleshbot readers, I remember the first time I encountered fake breasts. Perhaps because they were so obvious, it took me a long time to appreciate fake breasts in general. Now, because I am a sophisticate, I think of them with the same fondness as legs (yes, I like real breasts best, but like fake breasts as much as I like legs, which I also like quite a bit).

Anyway, for the tranny lovers out there, do you prefer your trannies mannish or more feminine? Discuss.

"Hazel Does Hollywood" (And Brings A Plot With Her)

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 13:30:01 EDT

"Hazel Does Hollywood" is a t-girl porn unlike almost any other—it has a plot. Yes, someone finally realized that there are people out there who might like their t-girl porno action with a little bit of a storyline.

And—bless their hearts!—it looks like they actually came up with a storyline beyond, "OMG she has a penis!" (Hey, that can get tired after a while. Sometimes, we just want more out of our t-girl porn than sheer shock value).

· "Hazel Does Hollywood" (grooby.com)

Fleshbot OMG: Caipirinha Edition

Gram Ponante — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:00:00 EDT

I was really expecting this to be a creampie movie. Dany De Castro looks a lot like those mannish field hockey-playing girls from my prep school days. "No more cotillions for you, Dany," I thought, "now that you're in porn."

Well, Dany has a dick.

This one (the realization, not the dick) crept up on me.

Should I have guessed by the oddly-placed tattoo? The smallish, muscular breast? Yeah, maybe, but years of sensitivity training has taught me to over look those indicators of penis-having.

Thanks, Fleshbot inservice!

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· Buy "Blondes Have More Cum" (gamelink.com)

Dimetto Hats: For Any Kind Of Sexy

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:30:01 EDT

To advertise their new line of unisex hats, milliner Dimetto has persuaded a bunch of beautiful young ladies to model nude, covering their lower bits with some very stylish hats—and no hands! (No hands? Wait a minute...)

Dimetto hats. "For men or women." (copyranter.blogspot.com)
Dimetto hats. "For men or women." (copyranter.blogspot.com)
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Kimber James And Angelina Valentine Share A Very Special T-Girl To Girl Moment

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:30:01 EDT

First Janine loses her transginity to Vaniity, now Kimber James and Angelina Valentine have taken each other's v-cards: Kimber was Angelina's first t-girl, and Angelina was the first girl Kimber topped on camera. How awesome is that?

(Very.)

We're not sure what to make of all these gender bending porn performers cozying up to our favorite porn starlets...but we know that we like it. Now if we can just arrange for Buck Angel to start having his way with the ladies, we'll be good to go.

Oh, and if you'd like to see Kimber and Angelina go at each other, head on over to one of their sites (links below), where it'll be debuting later this week.

· Angelina Valentine (clubangelinavalentine.net)
· Kimber James (ts-kimberjames.com)
· Kimber James Expands Sexual Horizons (xbiz.com)

Janine Lindemulder Loses Her Trans Cherry To Vaniity

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 13:30:01 EDT

True story: before Janine Lindemulder landed in jail, she happened to meet MTF trans pornstar Vaniity... and the two of them fell in love. Or at least shot some porn together—which is almost the same thing, right?

Now, with just three months left until Janine is a free woman, that very hardcore footage of Janine and Vaniity has been ~~magically found~~ strategically released. And yes, you can see it yourself, over at FreeJanine.com. (And just remember: not only are you getting to, ahem, enjoy the experience of the world's most beautiful pornstar making sweet love to the world's most beautiful tranny—you're also helping Janine pay off her debt to society. Everybody wins!)

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"Crash Pad 4" Gives Us "Rope Burn"... In The Sexiest Possible Places

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Pink and White Productions walked away from the Feminist Porn Awards with some very impressive honors (including the coveted Movie of the Year)—but they're not about to rest on their laurels.

No, the team that brought you the epic "Champion" are gearing up for another release: the fourth installment in the "Crash Pad" DVD series (subtitled "Rope Burn") releases next month. And, like its predecessors, it's an excellent addition to any dyke/trans/queer porn collection. Culling from the fourth and fifth seasons of the Crash Pad Series webisodes, the DVD features performances from Brooklyn Flaco and Carson, Jiz Lee and Dallas (both of whom starred in "Champion"), Sadie Lune and Tricksie Treat, Stella and Cash, and—last but not least—Ex and Muscle Beach.

But you don't have to take our word for it. Check out a brief clip of Jiz Lee and Dallas, above—and if you'd to get your own key to the crash pad, well, click the links below.

· Crash Pad Series (crashpadseries.com)
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Untucking "Girlfriends"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:00:00 EDT

With a title like "Girlfriends???", I expected a film about the backstabbing duplicity of trophy wives or False Facebook Friends. But this tale of love on the bikini-line-lined streets of Brazil featured other subequatorial shenanigans.

Girlfriends???

Studio: Third World Media
Director: Ed Hunter
Cast: Talita, Paola Felix, Erika, Gisely, Nicole, Thays, Nataly, Paola Lima

Review by: Gram Ponante

When it became clear that Girlfriends? was about trannies in trysts with bio-women, I wondered if there'd be a part of each scene devoted to The Reveal. After all, it is well-documented that women only engage in Sapphic relationships because they've been hurt by, or wish to get back at, men, and to have the woman to whom you've entrusted your vengeance reveal that she, too, is a dude must be a Great Moment in Cinema.

I also wondered, as a pornologist, how the trannies themselves must feel about an encounter with less-Adam's Apple-y versions of themselves.

So this movie, with its simple but ambiguous title, has a lot of context in it already.

But if Talita and Paola Felix were surprised or jealous of each other in Girlfriends?' opening scene, none of it is made plain. This is probably because they have rich inner lives.

Talita, who looks like a combination of Elizabeth Berkeley and Jenny Hendrix (above the waist) and who has a penchant for looking at the camera, performs better and appears to be enjoying herself more than most trannies, perhaps because she feels she might be fucking a mermaid.

It is unclear from the credits who is who. International Porn Naming Standards dictate that the female be listed before the male in every pairing but IPNS are hazy on Tranny/bio-woman scenes. So I assume that Talita is the transsexual here, simply because it sounds a little Fabulous.

Erika, who is listed first in the credits in a scene also featuring Gisely, is less so. Gisely is a ripe Sao Paulo beauty and Erika seems to be her rough-talking cab driver.

A slightly disturbing scene is the one between Nicole and Thays. Nicole, you see, is uncircumcised and is the first of this group who seems like she might be not particularly attracted to her partner, who seems perfectly nice and would have no trouble catching hetero fellas. But in their post-coital shower scene (a staple in Ed Hunter's tranny movies, we've found), all seems forgiven.

Some sort of transsexual tectonic shift occurs in the final scene between Nataly and Paola Lima, however. Lima, the bio-woman, seems to be rocking the disaffected hooker look normally donned by transsexuals in such films, whereas the (again, uncircumcised) Nataly is, by comparison, all sweetness and light.

While I would have welcomed an attempt to dramatize The Reveal a little more, Girlfriends? is a good example of an emerging niche with somewhere to go; when confronted with the idea of trannies and bio-women, we think: "What might that look like?" and "That might actually happen!" as opposed to our feelings about Transsexual MILFs and Transsexual Babysitters and Barely Legal Trannies.

· Third World Media (thirdworldxxx.com)
· Buy "Girlfriends???" (gamelink.com)

NoFaux Seeks Talent For Next Porno Feature!

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Hey there... would you like to be in a porno? Well, you're in luck: Courtney Trouble of NoFaux has put out a casting call for her next movie. Details below:

I am looking for the following "types" to cast for my next movie.

Please send me an e-mail at trouble@nofauxxx.com with a headshot, experience in the adult industry, your reason for wanting to be in a Courtney Trouble/NoFauxxx.Com movie project, and your age/date of birth. All cast in full sex roles will be compensated generously - those cast in smaller roles will also be paid except for the "open call audience" listed below.

Requirements: Must be available from 5pm-3am on Friday April 17th. Must be in San Francisco on that day. I cannot pay for travel or come to you. (Wish I could!) MUST BE OVER 18. Must be interested and comfortable with being nude, making out, masturbating, and maybe even having sex on screen. Must bring two forms of ID to the shoot.

People of all genders, races, and sizes encouraged to apply.

Here are the roles I'm looking to fill, most specific first.

Role #1: Short hair, maybe bleach-blond? Slightly feminine or andro. Full sex scene. Bottom or submissive preferred. Full sex scene - must be comfortable with 2 or 3 partners. This person is a dreamer - there's acting, but no lines.

Role #2: Anybody comfortable with topping. I need 2 or 3 people for this role. Some dialog & acting needed.

Role #3: Feminine, fresh faced, submissive - any age or size. Full sex scene with one person. Hoping for someone who has never been in an adult film before. This character is a very curious creature who is "getting in over her head" in a sense. Must be someone comfortable with acting - but no lines.

Role #4: 2 masked characters - groping/fondling only - no sex.

Role #5: A nurse/doctor type. You will have lines and acting. Full sex scene with one person, if you have your own doctor or nurse costume, even better. I'm hoping for this scene to be kind of twisted, funny, and very explicit - so someone with no inhibitions, a little experience with kink, and an interest in & capable of making a scene that's both powerfully raunchy and campy/funny. I need a real smart cookie for this one.

GROUP CALL: One scene in this film requires a live audience. Making out, masturbating, and fondling are encouraged - but simple voyuers are fine as well. This will be an open call on April 17th and is an unpaid role - but it will be fun, and you can do as little or as much as you like during the scene with yourself, your date, or a partner. You will NOT be asked to do anything specific - except watch the stage and engage in whatever activity feels most comfortable to you. You can even wear a mask (circus mask, masquerade-ball mask, animal mask...) - Dress will be San Franciscoesque - think feathers, masquerade-ball style outfits, taffetta, fake fur, etc.) This call goes out to all people and a final list will be chosen before shooting.

· NoFaux (nofauxxx.com)

It's A Living: Editing Tranny Porn

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 16:30:01 EDT

For all of you who've ever wondered what it's like to edit tranny porn, well, Vice Magazine has gone and found out for you.

And if you'd like to actually look at tranny porn, just ask us.

· LONDON - HARD UP FOR CASH (vice.typepad.com)
· Thumbnail star: TS Foxxxy (ts-foxxxy.com, via kimberjamesblog.com)

Before He Was He: Baby Buck Angel In "Cursed Female"

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Before he was the world's hottest man with a pussy, Crush Object Buck Angel was a woman with a pussy—and a modeling career that landed him in a Porno for Pyros video.

Yes, the star of "Cursed Female" is none other than a baby Buck Angel—who was making waves even back then, with the video banned in the States for awhile, and people on MTV unable to believe that the video starred a woman (which, we suppose, was a bit prescient). View the video below.

· Cursed Female (buckangel.com, via hotmoviesforher.com)

Bring Me The Mouth Of Allanah Starr

Gram Ponante — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 14:30:01 EST

"Look for the Adam's Apple!" one is told as one plans a Thailand vacation. But what if the Cyberskin mouth masturbator one mail-ordered doesn't have one? Has one still stuck one's cock in a tranny?

Allanah Starr is truly America's Transsexual and fully deserving of this massive Cyberskin fauxjob mouth. But what, other than the fact that this is no dainty little mouth on a stalk, identifies it as a transsexual mouth?

I think the traditional tranny story, passed down through the ages, goes something like this: Man meets hot prospect at a bar, they go back to his place, date asks for anal, Man happily complies, dawn reveals date has morning wood. Yes, it is a delightful bit of Americana, first revealed in an early draft of Lincoln's second inaugural speech. But can the same thing happen to someone like me, rifling through his cabinets looking for Bree Olson's mouth and then - but only after - realizing the shocking tranny truth?

And you thought you knew all there was to know about the crying game.

Allanah Starr's Cyberskin Deep Throat Stroker is a substantial piece of work, proud, and impossible to conceal in a little Hello Kitty backpack. The package comes with lube and a delicious sense of foreboding.

· Buy Allanah Starr's Cyberskin Deep Throat Stroker (69adulttoys.com)
· Allanah Starr will try anything once (gramponante.com)
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How Buck Angel Does His Laundry

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 13:00:00 EST

Legendary porn god Buck Angel isn't like the rest of us mortals. Everything our favorite man with a pussy does is just, well, sexier—even his trips to the laundromat are breathtaking.

Don't believe us? Check out the spot Buck shot for Bizarre Magazine a few years ago. We're definitely going to have to find out which laundromat he uses.

· Bizarre Videos (buckangel.com, via hotmoviesforher.com)

No Fauxxx: Now With More Awesome

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 15:30:10 EST

We've been aware of alt site No Fauxxx since the beginning of time (or at least since shortly after its launch), back when it was an itty bitty alt site just struggling to get its footing. So it's pretty thrilling to see that, a handful of years later, the site has just added a whole bunch of exciting new features, expanding it from a place for hot alt porn to a place for hot alt porn and community. With a fancy new blog, expanded community features, and a sizzling DVD on the way, No Fauxxx is moving on up—and to celebrate, we've got a gallery of their very best shots, right after the cut.

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· No Fauxxx (nofauxxx.com)

Gimme A T! Smokin' Hot T Girl Action

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:00:00 EST

Kimber James may have been the first trans model signed to LA Direct, but she's hardly the only t-girl on the market. We don't care if you call them tgirls, trannies, shemales, or ladyboys: we love the looks of these girls with extra endowments, and we're not ashamed to say it. Feeling similarly inspired to take a walk on the trans side? Some of the most beautiful tgirls we know are waiting for you, just below the jump.

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Benz (smcrevenue.com)

Kalena Rios (worldsfinestass.com)

May Bangkok (maybangkokxxx.com)

Allanah Starr (grooby.com)

Jessica Host (shemalesexstar.com)

Alexia (grooby.com)

Sexxxy Jade (grooby.com)

Fabiane Spears (onlytgirls.com)

Kimber James (smcrevenue.com)

Yasmin Lee (grooby.com)

*****

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"Crash Pad: Vol. 3": Third Time's A Charm

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:30:05 EST

We've already oohed and aahhhed over previous volumes of "The Crash Pad Series"—the DVDs, the website, and just about anything else that bears the name—so it should come as no surprise to learn that we were equally thrilled with the third volume in this dyketastic pornorama. Chockful of the hottest scenes from season three, this DVD is a delicious edition to any porn collection. If you've been wondering where all the good lesbian (and FTM trans) porn is, you need look no further than the crash pad. Preview gallery (and a clip of Lorelei Lee, Princess Donna, and Jake in action) after the jump.

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· Crash Pad Series (crashpadseries.com)
· Blowfish Presents (blowfish.com)

L.A. Direct Signs First Trans Model

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 16:30:00 EST

With her big round boobs, long luscious hair, and cute face, Kimber James is a lot like all the other girls signed by L.A. Direct. In fact, there's really only one difference... and it happens to be right between her legs. Yes, it's true: L.A. Direct has signed its very first trans model—which, hopefully, might lead other big Porn Valley players to start signing t-girls (or at least Kimber James). Anyone else hoping for a Kimber on Stoya special from Digital Playground? (avn.com)