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    Brian47: Wonderful clip, great toy use, I need to try and work this into time with my girlfriend... #amateur more »
    discostickluver: Ive tried a few! :P But I think the toothbrush is goin to be interesting *WiNk-WiNk* #toptenvideo more »
    inverts: Lux, that pic looks a bit like you. more »
    The Little Birdhouse in your Soul: What wooden toys? more »
    Al aka El Negro Magnifico: Those are David Choe's new wooden toys. Choe is awesome, and so are titties. [www.davidchoe.com] more »
    Femalien: #4 is from a Cash for Clunkers promo. more »
    angelicbeef: strong is the force in #5, #7 is getting irradiated, #10 has an infection to look forward to unless she has someone to lick it all up fast more »
    thePrototype: are you trying to tell me that using a hairbrush, banana and shampoo bottle is unusual!?! more »
    RhodyDave: Waiter, this cork has an unusual odor. I think there's something "fishy" about this wine. more »
    ChokeHerGently: Little Mutt. Bringing you the absolute best in puffy nippled chicks. more »
    bibble3000: def crush on this girl more »
    Tricked: That's just straight-up awesome! ... ... Damnit, I want that Hulk. Such a geek. :-/ more »
    Chumas: This is one of the most epic and wonderful photos EVER! Hulk smash! Hulk hoist some tits! more »
    cand86: This is the greatest picture I've seen in a long time! Someone should create a photostream just full of Hulk holding up various boobs in feats of epic... more »
  • #fleshflicks

    Discovery Of The Monolith

    And then, after the primates discover the Monolith, they invent weaponry. This eventually leads to big black anal vibrators. More »
  • #sexblogs

    Sex Blog Roundup: For The Love Of Girls

    Women. So soft, so warm, so beautiful. Aren't women wonderful? AlwaysArousedGirl thinks they are. Let's examine the evidence after the cut. More »
  • #powerofsuggestion

    Whatever They're Selling, We're Buying

    We have no idea what these toys are, or how we would go about acquiring them...but for some reason, we're feeling strongly compelled to grope play with have them. (upperplayground.com, via yuhmm.com)
  • #topten

    When All Else Fails: Top Ten Amateur Unusual Masturbation Videos

    When the touch of a hand just isn't enough, and sex toys are nowhere to be found, that's when creativity comes into play. Necessity is the mother of invention...and there's no necessity quite like the need to get off. More »
  • #fleshflicks

    Tonight's Wine Pairing: Pussy And A Fine Chardonnay

    It's really all about choosing the right wine when you have your new girlfriend over for a romantic dinner. It's also about choosing enough wine if you hope to have her masturbate with one of the empty bottles. More »
  • #fleshflicks

    Girls' Night In

    We've heard about the fairly innocuous "Girls' Night Out" wherein your girlfriend leaves you at home to watch sports (or porn) and goes out for a couple of drinks and some dancing with her friends. More »
  • #maritalaidtestkitchen

    Wearing Your Heart On Your Ass: The Heart Crop

    Being a girl who is both whimsical and sadistic, I happen to have a thing for BDSM toys with a softer side—or at least a sense of humor. More »
  • #art

    Whore Doors and Dirty Birdies: The Art of Ken Keirns

    Painter, illustrator and sculptor Ken Keirns has a bio that's as good as they get, including such nuggets as "He has always wanted to be an artist, except for that short-lived stunt man period when he was nine." We're glad that he ended up being what he (mostly) wanted to be when he grew up, since we're already big fans of the whimsy, attitude, and general boobfulness of his work. Check out his "Whore Doors" full-size portraits of sex workers painted on (surprise!) actual doors; his "art toys", where vintage Fisher Price doodads are turned into porno playthings; and all those paintings of the muse who pops up again and again throughout his portfolio, whose very nice rack is worth a visit in its own right. More »
  • #pornlesbians

    Kylie Ireland's "Bitch And Moan" Is Not For Whiners

    Knowing Kylie Ireland as I do (she once prevented her dog from eating my Wheat Thins), one has confidence that her movie "Bitch And Moan 2" will not be some by the numbers effort featuring lesbians-'til-graduation pouting for the camera in fake alarm. Instead, she gets genuine surprise out of people like Roxy DeVille, Aiden Starr, and Eva Angelina as terrible, wonderful things are perpetrated on their persons. More »
  • #heroes

    Naked G.I. Joe Babes: Knowing Is Half The Battle

    Since "Transformers" was such a cinematic tour de force certain to win upwards of 15 or 16 Academy Awards for awesomeness, it's only natural that Hollywood would take more of our precious childhood memories and exploit them: we just learned that G.I. Joe, he of the tribe of little plastic guys we used to bury in the sandbox and catapult across the driveway with firecrackers, is being turned into a live action movie. If that didn't make us sad psyched enough, imagine our glee at finding out that the evil temptress, The Baroness, is being played by the nippletastic Sienna Miller. More »