Take it from the couples (and solo acts) in these videos—even if a lot of us don't celebrate Christmas, we still love to embrace the time allotted for spending with that special someone...by fucking their brains out.

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Whatever, 'tis the season, we know you're not a ho (ho ho), Merry Christmas, Happy Festivus, Rock on, Kwan(za) and all that. You're stuck with family? Eating dinner in a Chinese restaurant with free wifi? Perfectly content watching the lights twinkle and shine? Have a gift of dirty stories! It's the best sort of gift: Small, portable and easily erased from your History tab, lest any curious in-laws decide they'd "like to play Solitaire on your laptop."

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I hope that one day ill be fortunate enough to watch you getting fucked by another man while my cock is in your mouth. That would make me so happy. I hope you don't think I'm weird but its what I enjoy. I enjoy watching my beautiful little slut with another man's cock enjoying her tight, wet fuckhole.

—Archetype of the Temptress

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Femme Fatale

I crossed my arms and grabbed my handy dandy alarm clock from the shelf above my bed. I played with stroking the base of his penis as I contemplated the second hand on the clock. I gave him a few seconds of cock-sucking reward, for learning his lesson, then pulled back and tapped at the clock. "Okay, you have sixty seconds to get hard. And if you're not at the end of that sixty seconds…well. I wouldn't want to find out, if I were you. Oh and, you can take your hand off your head…time starts now."

—You Fucked the Suburbs Out of Me

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I am going to fantasize about the last time you fucked me. How your cock filled me up, how when you stood up your cock pointed toward the heavens and my lips just melted around your beam like it was it meant to be. All that saliva and spit, flowing out of my mouth dripping on to the floor between us, as I devoured every inch. You taste so good. Looking up at your cock, glossed in my spit, and dripping in your own pre-fluid, making my head spin and cunt thump.

—Library Vixen

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Your jeans are on the floor. Through the lace panties you are still wearing I can see you are open, waiting; the lace, your cunt, are wet with your longing and I rub my cheek into your desire before I pull the barrier away. I am gazing into your openness. The breath rises in me as I try to maintain my concentration, try not to hurry. I place my mouth into you, nearly inhaling you, and trace your clit with my tongue…a wanting moan escapes you. I raise up and reach under the couch for the box we have hidden there and hand it to you. My new cock is waiting there.

—Scintellectually Yours

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He tied me facedown spreadeagle to the bed using the under-the-bed restraints we borrowed from Ziztur (thanks Ziztur!). He left me that way for a few minutes, then came back in, leaned down and murmured in his low, deep voice, "I'm going to fuck you like no other." And commenced to use the arsenal of toys lined up next to the bed on me. I got flogged, ripped, spanked, eaten from behind, vibed, penetrated. He fucked my ass, then came around to mouth and came in it while spitting on me. Oh joy - Ass to Mouth. Tasted sweet from the lube.

—The Beautiful Kind

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John's idea of "saying goodnight" was to lure me into his backseat for a few kisses. Or so he said. Have I mentioned how inexperienced I was yet at this age? Ha! Pretty soon, he whipped out his cock and I hadn't a damn clue what to do with it other than put my hand on it. Very quickly, his hand on the back of my head increased the pressure of pushing me down to his lap until he had to outright tell me what he wanted because I just wasn't getting the hint.

—This Could Be Dangerous

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How you like them apples, kid? Raven kicks off her career as a Digital Playground contract star on a quest to become a fucking legend (literally) with a sexy romp on Scott's well-marinated nail. Raven is greedy to get his famous junk all up in her grill, slurping and showing us her hand technique. Looks like years of practicing on video game consoles have paid off as she slurp-twist-flicks his joystick while engaging him in ball play serious enough to make us think she's trying to unlock some secret code in his scrotum. Scott runs her through a series of predictable positions, warming her up and teasing us a little before flipping her on her belly and giving her every inch of his love.

Her second scene in this Digital debut features her taking on the tool of Mick Blue. Once again, she gargles hard, then lets Mick take her sweet, tight body for a long, hard ride. By the time she's climbing on top of his cock, we are starting to rethink our first impressions of this fiery little minx. Watching her taking control and slamming her sweet, creamy white ass and hot pink gash onto his quivering rod, there can be no doubt that this girl is a heart breaker, the kind that sell movies, emptying wallets and balls with equal impunity—and crushing anyone who gets in her way.

As if that wasn't enough to make an entire movie out of, Robby D throws in a ton of hot sex to round this title out. Kristina Rose reminds us why we love her more with every scene as she gets plowed (and we do mean plowed) by James Deen. Then our favorite Jewish male performer takes sexy Kerry Louise apart, showing us all up into her lunch as his massive schlong mercilessly pummels her uterus.

Still, our favorite scene not featuring Raven stars another Alexis. Miss Texas partners up with Charles Dera for a wild romp that will keep you mesmerized. Hot damn, that ass just don't stop! Pretty girl, you have no idea what you're doing to us, do you? Every single scene is a fucking blessing, Alexis Texas. How would we get through these long nights without you, baby?

"Raven Alexis No Love Lost" drops next year, on January 5th 2010. We are expecting great things from this little sexpot—and so far, we haven't been disappointed. Check out the gallery provided by Digital Playground. All rights are reserved. Play nice.

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And it looks like Lucy isn't the only one to show some skin in this series, either. We don't know about you, but we're going to be signing up for Starz post haste.

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If anything, they crave it more, because they know what they're missing, all couped up in their suburban houses, far from action and all that juicy prick meat. With the demands of running a household, the unseen pressures of domesticity, the banality and neglect built into marriage, she's facing the perfect recipe for sexual entropy—but her sex drive is climbing like thermometer left on a Foreman grill as her baby clock ticks!

To make things worse, men are biologically inclined to stuff their tool as far into the youngest, legal ladies they can entice into take a load or three. Is it any wonder that these ladies get bossy? Taking out their sexual rage on unsuspecting young studs who can't get with girls their own age?

Director Alex De Large plays the role of biographer to their decline, on behalf of Hustler, capturing the sequel to the first "Bossy MILFs" release—which gained worldwide recognition when Jane Goodall referenced it during a New York Times interview as one of the most compelling documentaries of 2008. He captures the frenetic mating habits of six lusty ladies in their prime, maintaining a degree of journalistic integrity that would earn him a Pulitzer were he covering something less controversial, like say, the Afghan war or the Tea Party Divide of 2009.

Make no mistake: we are not suggesting that Raquel Devine, Morgan Ray, Trina Michaels, Devon Lee, Janet Mason, and Anjanette Astoria have jumped the shark in any way. If anything, we are suggesting that Alex's cleverly captured footage reveals how these seasoned performers have so much left to bring to the table. On the flip side, his largely imperceptible invisible hand easily exposes the inner demons that drive these women to the brink of sexual frenzy in the presence of young cock, until we sympathize in our cum drenched drawers.

"Bossy MILFs 2" releases from Hustler this week. Check out our exclusive photo feed from the wilds of Chatsworth. Thanks to Alex and his team of dedicated anthropologists for risking their lives and genitals to capture this amazing footage.

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Even better: those friends have video cameras. Watch out for the sexy surprise reversal in the last video – it was too hot to resist including.

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From couples who've just tied the knot to wives who've turned to cuckoldry, sex at school and sex at work, and those who are touched (on video!) for the very first time, these are the lists that made your list. And so, with no further adieu, we'd like to offer you a peek at the most popular top ten lists of 2009. Dig in and enjoy, people—this is the cream of the crop.

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7) College Life 101: Top Ten Amateur Dorm Sex Videos

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The fifth volume in this signature series, from Immoral Production's partners Jim Powers and Porno Dan Leal, offers real-life fans the chance to get paid to get laid first and foremost by Best New Starlet nominee (and part time super hero) Kagney Linn Karter, but also by Gina Lynn, Sara Jay, Heather Starlet, and Cindy Hope.

So who ends up winning the chance to stick their pork sword up into the hot pink lubricious insides of our busty blonde cover girl? A very lucky fan named Jesus. Is this a Christmas miracle or were his parents just a little overzealous in the religion when they named him? You will have to decide for yourselves. We can promise you this though – when he got to the holy land he did fall to his knees, cry hallelujah, and praise the lord.

For Gina Lynn it's her second appearance—which should inspire her fans to hold that torch a little longer. Yes, there is a chance that she could one day give you the best three minutes of your lives. By far the most entertaining was Heather Starlet, who nails her fan Vic after picking him up off the floor of the AVN convention. That right there makes the show worth attending. Now if only we could get all of the fans who show up to shower and use deodorant before they get down to where the girls are signing, that would truly be a public service.

"Fuck A Fan Volume 5" comes out this week. It makes one hell of a stocking stuffer so go ahead and cram it in there with all those knick knacks, ammunition, and all that candy. Now check out the action in our exclusive gallery. Thanks Porno Dan for coming through again!

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Though it's not the most explicit scene (Jena shows part of her butt and one boob), it is still, well, Jena Malone nude. And remember, kids: all great nude scene careers started somewhere. This might just be a launching pad for Jena's eventual (tasteful) full frontal shot. And til we reach that day, well... this will do nicely.

The Perversion

Studio: Grey Art
Directors: Sasha Grey and Oren Cohen
Cast: Sasha Grey, Evie Dellatoso, Kiera King, Sindee Jennings, Faye Reagan, Nikki Rhodes, Tommy Gunn, Nick Manning, Dane Cross

Like "The Birthday Party," "The Perversion" balances hardcore with high art; not only is it satisfying to watch, but it gives you something to talk about around the water cooler with, you know, the co-workers who understand you. The movie is described as an exploration of "artistic metaphors of domination and submission," although it's hard to divide the symbols and metaphors from the literal demonstrations of sexual control. But whatever, Sasha Grey wears a cape and looks fucking fantastic.

We probably don't need to tell you how great the sex is, but some things deserve mention. As previously showcased, Dane Cross and Faye Reagan dominate Sindee Jennings through a bizarre mix of camaraderie and exclusion. At one point, they Eiffel Tower her (that is, they join hands as Sindee is fucked by Dane and eats out Faye) with such romance and passion that it almost strips that position of its frat house connotations.

One of the most surprising things about "The Perversion" is how much we enjoyed Nick Manning in his scene with Tommy Gunn and Kiera King. In this vignette, you see Kiera lying on the ground, wearing a leash, and lapping up the puddle of booze spilled on the floor. While the music is still going, Nick and Tommy lumber their enormous frames into the scene, pick Kiera up, and fuck her. All this is standard.

But when the music stops, Nick Manning comes off as a crazed, three-dicked Cerberus barking orders to GAG ON THAT COCK (emphasis his), and yet it somehow fits! Honestly. It's especially menacing juxtaposed with Tommy Gunn's cool, silent, and vicious demeanor.

Seeing Sasha master the women around her is always refreshing, and it's in her scenes with Evie Dellatoso and Nikki Rhodes that the metaphors of domination clearly come across. For example, while pushing around Nikki, she keeps black tape over her nipples. This effectively denies the viewer the full image of her breast; Sasha dominates the imagery.

And dominate she should. Now that Grey Art is pumping out films, she can feel free to show us whatever she'd like.
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Krissy Lynn, Zerah Jones, Cindy Hope and Mick Blue kick off the whortastic Olympics of sex, with the kind of fireworks that sear an indelible image into your eyes. Yeah, it's that good kind of burn. Any single one of these girls on their own would be enough – much less the unholy trio – to drain an average man's nuts in sixty seconds. Mick Blue is like the new God of Fuck.

Rio Valentine and Manuel Ferrara are up next, turning in one amazingly juicy scene. Bodily fluids flow liberally throughout, while the french stud cranks one ear piercing orgasm after another rom Rio's deep throat. She is more beautiful, and talented, than any opera singer we have ever met.

Brynn Tyler, Piper Fontaine share a moment of ineffable Sapphic bliss before Rio makes a "cumback," riding the ever ready rod of pretty boy Derick Pierce like a jockey going for the blue ribbon in the Kentucky Derby. Then sexy bitch Jayden James, who has completely won our hearts over with her luscious curves her irresistable ass, her indefatigable rack, goes wild on Manuel Ferrara. Joy juice spurts in ample measure as he treats her to the kind of proper cunt smashing that only a seasoned whore could bear. Truly anything less would be uncivilized.

Madison Parker rounds it all out by taking Mick Blue for a ride - grinding her hot twat all over his crotch until his hard cock is way up into her lunch. She gulps down his piping fresh load with the zeal of a retired street walker. We couldn't be happier—or prouder.

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Our buffet of videos features both couples and solo acts. Whether they find pleasure in licking sweets off of their partner or using edible products on their own, the message is the same. Don't play with your food...unless you plan on videotaping it.

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Tom Byron's latest project, "Seasoned Players 11: Salt And Pepper," got us wondering why it took so long for Mr. Byron to add any spices into his tasty treats. Of course, now that he's used salt and pepper, where will he go next? That's where you come in.

Tell us: what are your favorite ways to spice up sex? This, of course, doesn't have to be literal. Then again, if you have a super kinky way to incorporate star anise and cinnamon into your love life, feel free to share with the world.

Post your entries in the comments section. Whoever presents a finger-licking-good blend of 11 herbs and spices will win a copy of Seasoned Players 11: Salt And Pepper, and hopefully influence Tom Byron's next film project.

And now to rule on last week's Elizabethan flirt-off. All of you: most impressive. junkzm3001's quick jab of game was sweet and to the point, and will likely be used by a certain Fleshbot employee at the clubs later tonight:

Parting is such sweet sorrow, unless it be the splitting of your legs.

Chicks dig Shakespeare, right?

Anyway, since the remaining entries are all from winners of previous Fleshbot contests, we have ourselves a real veteran battle. You are excellent combatants; grand writers, all of you. If we could, we'd split the DVD in thirds and give each of you a piece so that you could only watch it when you united the broken portions like that crown from Hellboy II: The Golden Army. But we won't do that.

So we declare: MalzyWheels is the winner! Observe, how he entices the females:

If I werst to compare thee to a frolicking summer's day,
wouldst thou look upon thyself as a lowly Summer's Eve?
Thou art so lovely, and so fine,
with golden locks of pearls draping around thine fair, beautiful face.
Thou bosom arst so ample, so healthy, so grand,
Like a majestic mountain range ye admires off in the vast horizon.
With a stout, strong frame, with padding whereat one wouldst expect,
I wouldst grasp unto to thee by the behind and mount thy person like a rabid dog.
But I get carried away with thyself.

That line about Summer's Eve gave us a bard-on (thanks to Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man for that gem). Still, readers should definitely go back and read the other entries, by Pinkie and Beaker.

Congratulations (again), MalzyWheels! You just brought The Curse of MacBeth upon yourself. We'll be contacting you through your profile page to let you know how to claim your prize.

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Not The Bradys XXX: Pussy Power

Studio: LFP Distribution/X-Play
Director: Will Ryder
Cast: Lexi Belle, Dylan Riley, Kacey Jordan, Alana Evans, Lynn Lemay, Ashlyn Rae, Nicole Ray, Tanner Mayes, Mike Horner, Kris Slater, James Deen, Mikey Butders, Ron Jeremy, Eric John, Seth Gamble, Dane Cross

On this episode of "Not The Bradys," young Jan (now played by Dylan Riley) feels neglected by her family, teachers, and—most of all—the boys at her school. Little does Jan know that all she needs to get a little attention (or tickets to a concert, or good grades) is some Pussy Power. And with that skirting-the-edges-of-sexist comment, let the film begin!

Lucky for Jan, bad girl Tanner Mayes shows up at the Brady Compound and wildly masturbates in Jan's bed, which somehow introduces her to the world of mature decisions and sexual favors. Jan realizes that the key to Marcia's success has always been blowjobs, and so her only hope of "being good at something" lies in emulating her big sister.

Meanwhile, everyone else is having sex, looking good in their ‘70s garb, maintaining erections and wholesome imagery, etc. Lexi Belle is the new Marcia, and she fits the role just fine. Her secret romp with the high school quarterback is not only inspirational to the viewer, but to Jan and Cindy as well.

On the male side of things, all is well. James Deen is still adorable as Peter. He somehow manages to look goofy and enthusiastic in the middle of his scene with Tanner, just like good ol' Christopher Knight. Mikey Butders embodies the coy Bobby Brady just as well. His threesome with Ashlyn Rae and Nicole Ray is one of the finest in Brady family history. Except maybe for that one time Alice stumbled into Mr. and Mrs. B's bedroom.

But hey, gang! There are some things more disappointing than Jan's violin playing (insert laugh track here). They still haven't delivered on that real, slow Sam the Butcher/Alice loving, although the characters talk about it non-stop. However, there is a simulated sex scene in which Alice ducks behind the kitchen island and Ron Jeremy pretends to be fellated most comically. Like most of the humor in Will Ryder parodies, this goes until it becomes awkward, keeps going, and then arbitrarily stops.

All in all, it feels like another Will Ryder movie: the sex is very good, the comedy is very bad, and everyone can feel ok about the lack of Brady-on-Brady boinking. The whole Pussy Power thing is something to think about. We always wondered how Carol convinced a man to take her and her three daughters in; "much more than a hunch" indeed.

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Yes, in 2009 you fell in love with Madison Young, Allyssa Hall, Faye Reagan, Georgia Jones...and a whole lot of public disgrace (you guys sure are kinky!). Let's relive 2009 with the gift that keeps on giving.

10) India Summer (Fucking Machines)

9) Allyssa Hall (Little Mutt)

8) Marie McCray (Public Disgrace)

7) Madison Young (Hustler College Girls)

6) Nikky (Nikky's Dreams)

5) Faye & Georgia (Beauty Is Divine)

4) Cecilia Vega (Public Disgrace)

3) Dominika (Hegre-Art)

2) Lea Lexis (Public Disgrace)

1) Elina (Met Models)

Above, a video clip from Lea's performance. And to think, we could have seen this play on Broadway last year: if only we'd had the foresight to realize it starred the girl we'd be crushing on at the end of '09. How foolish we were!

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One of the biggest stars of the adult industry, Tera's made a name for herself as a performer, model, business owner—and, come this January, as an author, as well. Lucky for us, Tera was able to take time out of her busy schedule to chat with us on the phone about the changes she's seen in the adult industry over the past ten years. Click through to read her thoughts.

Fleshbot: Adult entertainment in 2009 looks a whole lot different than it did in 1999. In your opinion, what's been the single biggest change this decade?
Tera Patrick: I got into the industry in '99 actually, and it's kind of funny that I've been in for ten years because, I never thought that I would be doing anything for ten years. But I think that...there's been a couple changes. One, the amount of talent that's in the industry now has grown immensely. When I started in '99 it was a small group of people. Everybody kind of knew each other, and now I don't
know anybody. And it's really weird. There's not really any stars anymore in the industry, you know? There are so many girls that come in and out and...you don't really get to know anybody. [And] there's free porn all over the internet now. That's been one of the biggest things – the YouPorn. It's changed the way people
view porn. You know, now guys are like, "Oh, why do I have to join websites? I can just go join a free porn site and see whoever I want." And that's devalued the business, I think, quite a bit.

At left: "18 and Nasty #11," one of Tera's earliest movies, released in 1999.

In terms of the talent: you said there are a lot more performers. Do you think that performers get in with a different goal now than they did ten years ago? Have the type of people getting into the industry changed?
Oh yeah, there is no goal (laughs)...When I first got into the business, it wasn't about treating the business like a business. It was just about having fun and making money. And then as I got more famous I realized,
"Oh, you know, I need to have a plan." I mean, if I'm going to get anything out of the business I need to start treating the business like a business. And I tell the girls to do that today because the girls just get chewed up and spit out, you know? They shoot for hundreds of sites or hundreds of companies and then they don't save their money and then they're out of business. And their image is everywhere, blasted everywhere, and they have nothing to show for it.

I tell girls today if you want to get into the business don't shoot for everybody. Open your own website and keep your image exclusive. I think that's the best advice that any girl could take right now, and I think that if you have a goal, the goal is to just come in, make money and you know, treat the business like a
business.

At left: "Island Fever," released in 2000.

Has the business end of the industry changed? There's a lot of talk about porn getting more mainstream—do you feel like it's professionalized, or is it mostly the same as it's always been?
I think mainstream's always been fascinated by porn. I think that the porn industry [is] other Hollywood. Everybody's a fan of porn: it doesn't matter where you go, who you meet, everybody loves a pornstar, you
know? I always say pornstars are the new rock stars. I was at the AT&T store today and everybody's like, "Oh my God, Tera!" Everybody knows who I am. You know, I'm not trying to sound like I'm the example, but...everybody knows who Jenna and I are. It's not just me and Jenna, a lot of people are starting to recognize more and more pornstars, not just because the industry's becoming more mainstream but because porn is so out there. It's all over the internet, it's all over HBO, it's all over Showtime, it's all over the news. You can turn on the news and something's being done, some big deal's being done or...I don't know if it's becoming more mainstream; it's just becoming more into business.

At left: "Tera, Tera, Tera," featuring Tera's first hardcore girl-girl scene. Released in 2004.

You've integrated adult work with mainstream work. Do you think it's becoming easier to do that?
I don't think it's easier for everybody. I don't think it's necessarily easier. I think it depends on the performer, I think it depends on who you are. I think if you're mainstream marketable, yes, it could be easy for you. But I think that most of the girls in the industry can't cross over, and not just because they're not pretty enough...it's just, it's about having the right agent, it's about being in the right place at the right time and it's about what you can contribute. You know, it's not easy to break into mainstream even if you haven't done porn. Think about all the girls that have never done porn that are moving to Hollywood, moving to New York to be models and actresses and they're waiting tables...the entertainment industry as a whole is just a brutal industry to get into, period.

At left: "Flawless," released in 2007.

How has the work that you, personally, do changed over the past ten years?
From '99 to 2001, I shot probably about 50 movies, maybe 60. And then I signed an exclusive contract with a video company and did about four movies, and then I started my own company and shot about 15 movies. And I stopped shooting in 2006. And ever since then I've focused more on—I don't want to use the word "retired." I don't like to say that I'm retired, because to me retired means you don't work at all. I would say I've retired from porn. I will never shoot another porn movie again.

Well, I say that, right, and then you see me in some huge feature. You're supposed to never say never, so I'm never gonna say never. As of today, as of my plans for today, I don't have any plans to shoot any more adult movies. I just wrote a book that I'm very proud of. I have a mobile deal with Giant Mobile. I have a Mistress Couture clothing line, I do a lot of mainstream press and media. I've taken my career in another direction. I don't want to do porn anymore...I've been focusing on doing more mainstream modeling and more mainstream things, and that's just because I—I'm not turning my back on the industry, but I don't believe that you can do porn forever. God bless Teri Weigel and Amber Lynn—they're still beautiful, and there's a lot of beautiful women in the industry that are older that are still doing porn, but it's just not for me. I just want to go in another direction.

At left: Sinner Takes All, Tera's memoir, coming out in January 2010.

This movie is exceptionally well shot by William H. and edited by Robert Laplance. The team makes these sunny, upbeat, and strenuous interludes with Monique Alexander (fantastic blowjob), Sadie West (competent soccer player), Phoenix Marie (pliant!), Abbey Brooks (thanks for involving men in your life, finally), and the resurgent Hillary Scott that much more effective.

I am not saying that the five women listed above can't do some major damage just standing there, but a movie like this one, which would be a throwaway in other hands (brief setups of women exercising and then playfully seduced by their partners), really knocks it out of the park, making each performer look her sweaty, alluring best.

As a carnivore, I like a little flesh and jiggle. Only volleyballer Abbey Brooks qualifies as voluptuous - everyone else is either whippet thin or, like Phoenix Marie, muscularly sexy - but each vignette displays teamwork, effort, and vigor. I want these women on my side.

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With hundreds of bite size selections of hardcore goodness featured on Fleshbot in 2009, it was a little hard to pick the best of the best—or would have been, if we hadn't had the help of a computer that told us which videos got the most views. So here they are: your ten favoritest flicks of '09. Get ready for a whole lot of horny amateurs...and, of course, Faye Reagan.

10) Girl Achieves Best Orgasm Ever

9) Hold On Tight

8) Yeah, This Video Is Making Us Miss Class Too

7) They Keep Going, And Going, And Going...

6) Quick, Easy, And Delicious

5) "Everybody Cums" When Faye Reagan's In The Picture

4) What Makes A Nerd?

3) Wish We Were There

2) It's Amateur Hour (And That's A Good Thing)

1) Shocking But True: Arty Porn That Gets Us Hot

After more than a decade of "Barely Legal" girls, from delightful Bunny Luv to present day, one would think that the bloom would be off the proverbial rose when it came to the flagship release that spawned a series of imitators, as well as its own spin-off sub-niche. Make no mistake, whatever delirious magic existed from the start, that served to lure us in to a Lolita fueled wonderland of taboo and fulfillment, still eagerly holds sway over us now.

"Barely Legal 101" stars beautiful young women-to-be Allie Haze, Christina Moure, Delia Darling, Courtney Page, and Ally Kay. Each of them is more extraordinary than the last. Each a tender flower, blossoming, their sticky pink petals being delicately fingered open with pristine care, before the final plucking. Not since the wanton orgy tents of Persian God King Xerxes have young ladies in the fragile heat of their own sexual awakening been so revered, so cherished, with each succulent drop of their awkward and precious unveiling being utterly savored.

"Barely Legal 101" should be out in time for the New Year. Keep your eyes open and hold on to your dreams. In the meantime, feel free to take all the time you need getting to know these young ladies from the sample of their sexy wares below. We are certain that, were Nabokov alive today, he would snatch up a copy and relish it with divine zeal and masturbatory purpose.

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