#tools

HeatSeek Launches New Porn Browsing Missile Program

Remember HeatSeek, the adult web browser? (How could you forget?) Well, the powers that be have released a brand new version (1.3.3.4 — apparently someone's really fond of the period key) that's even better! What's new? Well, among other things, you can download and keep Flash videos from almost any website—including CNN, which is totes where we get all our hottest porn. Of course, it's still PC only. So maybe we can't have everything. (heatseek.com)

#web20

Vanishd: A New Way To Watch Porn At Work

Do you need a way to watch porn (or, hell, surf any non-work related website) in the office without getting caught? Do you enjoy watching your porn through a teeny peephole, for that added voyeuristic effect? Like all good Web 2.0 apps, Vanishd lacks a key vowel, but it is also a fancy website that hides your naughty browsing behind another web page, which just may be what you're looking for. We find the interface a little annoying, frankly—but you know what else is annoying? Listening to your boss complain about all the porn you watch at work. Check out a video demonstration of Vanishd after the jump. More »

#photoplay

Kirsten Price And Power Tools: A Look Back

Since we once attempted to varnish the Fleshbot coffeetable over Memorial Day weekend, we dusted off the ancient (2005!) "Strapon Toyz" to get in the mood for some home improvement. Even more intriguing than the power drill-powered vibrators was the fact that several of these sturdy pornstresses have bucked tradition and are still making movies three years later. More »

#thisweekinboobs

The Nipple Gauge: Getting Our Faces Slapped Has Never Been Easier!

While the sales copy promises us that "Getting her top off has never been easier!" we think that stopping a pretty girl on the street and asking to see whether her nipples are "Needle Nips" or "Cigarette Butts" is probably only a good idea if you (a) like to get kicked in the nuts a lot, or (b) enjoy that special feeling of being arrested for harassment. Still it's hard not to giggle at The Nipple Gauge, a titty-tip sizer that can be yours for a mere $6.95 and has not ever been Seen On TV&trade. The site's got some amusing amateur GGW-style pics and videos of boob-measuring at—you guessed it—Mardi Gras, once again proving that drunken coeds and boob flashing are like fine wine and good company: two great tastes that go great together, and ones that are always rewarding on their own merits. More »

#web20

Stumble Porn: Fall Into Smut

Some of you ~~nerds~~ tech-savvy individuals may be familiar with the StumbleUpon toolbar that you install in your web browser to help you find cooking recipes or vlogs or whatever it is the kids are into these days. It works on the theory of the wisdom of crowds, as everyone using the toolbar combines internet forces to direct each other to the best, most interesting links. However, like every other Web 2.0 sensation looking for VC funding, it frowns upon pornography and so (like every other web sensation) someone co-opted the idea to create a porn-centric equivalent. (It's the circle of life!) More »

#diy

The jigsaw massager may be just the thing to gently get you in the mood ... or bore a hole into your spine. Whatever gets you hot. (slashdong.com)

#software

Coriander Collage: Fap Your Way To A Cleaner Desktop

Using your favorite slide show program is a time-honored way of perusing the photos in your porn collection, but what about those times when you feel like looking at more than one pic or video at a time and can't spare a hand to hit the pause button or open up multiple windows on your desktop? Cut through the clutter with Coriander Collage, a simple but handy piece of software which lets you "converge your most enticing images and videos into one handy viewing environment", complete with a moaning zoom feature and autoarrange abilitiies—and which also lets you hide everything with just one click instead of having to close all those open windows individually if someone happens to look over your shoulder. More »

#caughtintheact

Hey, don't knock those poor Geek Squad techies who were caught stealing porn from a customer's computer too much—they have to do something to make their jobs more interesting besides installing iTunes and scrubbing Windows registries all day. (Though you might want to make sure you encrypt all those naked Jello wrestling video files on your hard drive before you bring in your machine to be serviced, just in case.) (consumerist.com)