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more about #tonydesergio WalterPater: Given that Stoya apparently hasn't shot a scene since she became Marilyn Manson's kept woman, isn't "Workaholic" a bit of a misnomer? That having bee... more » squeezyface: Is is bad that I still think she's a goddess, but the aura is a little tarnished because of the whole Manson thing? more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Hopefully, boyfriend Marilyn did not do the soundtrack. Though the already cartoonish Manson doing his best Weird Al to the Mechanical Animals hit "Do... more » thePrototype: I finally got to see my first film with Stoya in it 'Cheerleaders' and I have to say, now I know what everyone has been talking about all along! more » mcr_fan: damn..... these school girl stories just keep better and better.... Maybe the girls took extra literature classes??? #schoolgirls more » MajorRichard: Is this out? I can't find a release date on their page. #sindeejennings more » thePrototype: so with only 4 stars can we assume that there are only two scenes with multiple angles, or are we getting more bang for our buck? #sindeejennings more » Spyder01: This is one spoof I wish wasn't done. I love Seinfeld and seeing my most beloved television characters screwing each other breaks my heart :( more » Conrad: I'm just not a fan of 5 minutes of plot and 20+ minutes of fucking. These extra long sex scenes are becoming detramental to my sex life. They've t... more » WoreItWell: I like this series but from the trailers I've seen there doesn't seem to ever be much interaction between the "wife" and the "teen." more » hodayathink has not forgotten about the 70s RnB: But what if she's just not that into you? more » The Harlot Queen Likes The Word Strumpet: The only thing objectionable about this film is Sulu still hasn't gotten any. more » Gram Ponante: What about "doosh"? That takes away the association with a feminine hygiene product and squarely focuses it on dudes in Hummers wearing Affliction shi... more » Conrad: This is the only time since being banned from io9 that I've really wanted to post there. Tear. That's what you get for plugging the hell out of your w... more » Snatchalot.com: LOL I really hope there is a scene where they beam down on the planet and theres the one guy (usually with a red shirt) who gets offed by a Vaginan Fl... more » SudiptiChoppin: Ah I'm a great Star Trek fan for decades. Never bought porn but im really thinking of just trying this. Has anyone any experience with hustler paysite... more » Tricked: They did a good job of keeping at least a part of the uniform on during the scenes... you know, so you know it's a Star Trek porn. The femmes tap a b... more » MalzyWheels: Does Sasha cover her breasts with a Romalin flag? more » CrosbyZeiram: Kirk and Spock have a threeway with Uhura and no spoiler alert? I assume that's a major plot point. more » Conrad: Are there any tribbles? Not an actual star trek fan myself, but I know plenty would be sad without the inclusion. more » -
#hardcore
Sexy Stoya Earns The Title "Workaholic" In Latest Digital Playground Release
Despite her best attempts to fly under the radar, our favorite pearl-skinned porn star continues to be a hot topic of discussion. Stoya. One taste of her sugar and you can't keep her name out of your mouth. More » -
#fleshflicks
Jamie Reamz's Creative Problem Solving
Oh no! Jamie Reamz washed her school uniform skirt last night, and now it's too, too short—and so Tony Desergio can't take her to school! What is she going to do? More » -
#dvd
Wear Your Raincoat: "Cummin' At You 3D"
Porn can be so basic that when someone gets it wrong it can be shocking: How can you fuck up fucking? But "Cummin' At You 3D" gets it gloriously right - in your face! More » -
#hardcore
Nothing Says Happy Monday Like Big, Big Titties
Chavon Taylor, Rebecca Lane, Melissa Lauren, Shyla Stylez, and Cassandra Calogera are the ample breasted beauties featured in "Titlicious," but it's their ten big, fat, superfly titties that are the real stars of this racktatistic new release. More » -
#fleshflicks
Tiffany Tyler: Putting The Sex In Se(x)cretary
Sure, Tiffany Tyler may have her shortcomings as a secretary, but she more than makes up for them with her dedication and, ahem, non-traditional talents. Her oral skills alone are worth whatever they're paying her. More » -
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"Seinfeld XXX": Festivus Comes Early And Often With Kristina Rose
Porn parodies are like Round And Round, a Ratt cover band fronted by your sister and her really hot friends, with your probation officer on drums; there must be a compelling reason to see them rather than the real thing. More » -
#todayinbreasts
Hanging with Riley Evans' "Perfect Breasts"
In the desert hills above Porn Valley hang Riley Evans' perfect breasts. She is standing in the 102-degree afternoon waiting for them to be - depending on the prevailing winds - ejaculated upon or over. More » -
#hardcore
Teens' Evil Designs Thwarted Through Couples' Superior Fucking Power
While some might consider the act of couples seducing legal teen trim as exploitative and ultimately corrupt, the good folks over at Pink Visual have elevated the hunt into an absolute art form worthy of recognition. More » -
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#hardcore
Celeste Displays Mastery Over Form In "Sophia Santi Erotique"
Ah Sophia Santi...who can forget this exquisite creature once they have laid eyes on her? Certainly not us! As we prepare for the longest porno weekend of the year, we leave you with Celeste's vision of the beauty. More » -
#dvd
"Star Trek XXX": The Fleshbot Review
Over the past few years, we've seen porn parodies of everything from "The Brady Bunch" to "The Office"—and now, courtesy of Hustler and Axel Braun, we have "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," a parody unlike any other.
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#hardcore
For Whom The "Belle" Tolls
Celeste is an artist of unprecedented proportions, who transforms women like the beautiful Jana Cova into masterpieces of breathtaking pornographic wonder, embedding them in her sugary visions and bestowing them with immortality in the process. More » -
#hardcore
First Look: "This Ain't Star Trek XXX" Goes (And Comes) Boldly
This past weekend, we went to check out the new "Star Trek" movie (the non-porn film). In between the explosions, we kept thinking the same thing: "Man, if only this were a porno."
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#trailers
"This Ain't Star Trek XXX": The Long Awaited Trailer
At long last, and after a whole month of anticipation, Hustler has released the official trailer for "This Ain't Star Trek XXX." The good news is that the movie looks awesome. More » -
#spoof
Sasha Grey Makes A Beautiful Vulcan
Hustler has released the first screencaps from "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," and it looks like they're being true to their promise and keeping the costumes, set, and camera angles very true to the original. More » -
#dvd
We Saw Stoya Having Sex With Two Dudes... And We Liked It
After weeks of anticipation, our copy of "Bad Girls" finally arrived today. We tried to declare an office holiday, but alas, the powers-that-be would not allow it. More » -
#hardcore
We Wish Every Day Was "Teagan Video Nasty"
Digital Playground perpetually releases earthshattering titles that leave us speechless—and this week is no exception. Teagan Presley and Jenna Haze are enough on their own, but thanks for throwing in Brianna, Starla, Jenny and Gianna! More » -
#parody
"Star Trek" Vs. "This Ain't Star Trek XXX": A Comparison
Last week, Hustler announced their intentions to boldly go where many had gone before, and shoot their very own "Star Trek" porn: "This Ain't Star Trek XXX."
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#milestones
Stoya Does Boy-Boy-Girl, Our Brain Explodes
We were pretty sure that our Supreme Commandress Stoya couldn't get any sexier—but seeing her handle not one, but two cocks at the same time has just sent us into a fit of spasms. More »






