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Giselle Ibiza: White Belt Pornstar

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 13:00:00 EST

At times, porn is more like a martial art than anything else; performers must align mind, soul, and genitals to succeed. Witness as Giselle Ibiza earns her yellow belt in a sparring match with Master Sascha.

Even though this is only her second scene ever, she shows real potential (at least Tom Byron thinks so). Sure, she gets fatigued and a little dizzy at times, but she keeps going! We think she needs to control her chi better. She resists the penis too much; she needs to remain fluid, use the penis' energy against itself. This is the essence of fuck-jitsu.

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The "Seasoned Players 11: Salt And Pepper" Contest Makes Us Wanna Shoop

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 13:00:00 EST

It's (perhaps) the final contest of 2009, and it's gonna be special. If you help us, we'll bring tidings of good cheer (and free porn).

Tom Byron's latest project, "Seasoned Players 11: Salt And Pepper," got us wondering why it took so long for Mr. Byron to add any spices into his tasty treats. Of course, now that he's used salt and pepper, where will he go next? That's where you come in.

Tell us: what are your favorite ways to spice up sex? This, of course, doesn't have to be literal. Then again, if you have a super kinky way to incorporate star anise and cinnamon into your love life, feel free to share with the world.

Post your entries in the comments section. Whoever presents a finger-licking-good blend of 11 herbs and spices will win a copy of Seasoned Players 11: Salt And Pepper, and hopefully influence Tom Byron's next film project.

And now to rule on last week's Elizabethan flirt-off. All of you: most impressive. junkzm3001's quick jab of game was sweet and to the point, and will likely be used by a certain Fleshbot employee at the clubs later tonight:

Parting is such sweet sorrow, unless it be the splitting of your legs.

Chicks dig Shakespeare, right?

Anyway, since the remaining entries are all from winners of previous Fleshbot contests, we have ourselves a real veteran battle. You are excellent combatants; grand writers, all of you. If we could, we'd split the DVD in thirds and give each of you a piece so that you could only watch it when you united the broken portions like that crown from Hellboy II: The Golden Army. But we won't do that.

So we declare: MalzyWheels is the winner! Observe, how he entices the females:

If I werst to compare thee to a frolicking summer's day,
wouldst thou look upon thyself as a lowly Summer's Eve?
Thou art so lovely, and so fine,
with golden locks of pearls draping around thine fair, beautiful face.
Thou bosom arst so ample, so healthy, so grand,
Like a majestic mountain range ye admires off in the vast horizon.
With a stout, strong frame, with padding whereat one wouldst expect,
I wouldst grasp unto to thee by the behind and mount thy person like a rabid dog.
But I get carried away with thyself.

That line about Summer's Eve gave us a bard-on (thanks to Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man for that gem). Still, readers should definitely go back and read the other entries, by Pinkie and Beaker.

Congratulations (again), MalzyWheels! You just brought The Curse of MacBeth upon yourself. We'll be contacting you through your profile page to let you know how to claim your prize.

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Jada Fire, Well Seasoned (And Very Delicious)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 12:00:00 EST

Tom Byron knows that its always important to keep things fresh—especially a long running series like "Seasoned Players." Earlier this year, he blended the concept with "Asseaters Unanimous;" now, in its eleventh edition, "Seasoned Players" has gone interracial.

And who better to include in such a buffet than 11 year veteran Jada Fire? No one, that's who (though we must admit, her costars are pretty impressive, too....).

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We've Got An Addiction...To Carmella Bing

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 13:00:00 EST

Tom Byron's struggled for years (or at least a few porno volumes) with a debilitating big ass fixation. Now it seems he's got another problem too: a full blown big tit fixation.

Of course, with tits like Carmella Bing's in the picture, we think we can understand his addiction. In fact, we're thinking we might need to check ourselves in to some sort of big tits rehab starting right about...whenever we finish watching this DVD two hundred more times.

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Rice, Toast, and "Unseasoned Players" Are Good For Digestion

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:00:00 EST

Kagney Linn Karter isn't bland. Not by a longshot.

Unseasoned Players

Studio: Tom Byron Pictures
Director: Tom Byron
Cast: Kagney Linn Karter, Brooke Lee Adams, Giselle Ibiza, Gracie Glam, Sammy Grand, Tom Byron, Mark Zane, Mikey Budters, Sascha

So, Tom Byron sits there, interviewing the girls, looking a bit like John Tesh, and you just get the feeling that everything is going to be ok. This movie is a spin-off of his "Seasoned Players" series, but instead of veteran actresses and MILFs, he's showcasing rising stars who he believes have great potential. There are five scenes; what you see is what you get.

Yet there is something notably different between the way one enjoys "Seasoned Players" and the way one watches "Unseasoned Players." With the former, you get Tom Byron (or Sean Michaels on that one occasion) interviewing someone with hundreds of films under her belt, chatting and laughing, and then fucking with equal comfort and vigor, like old friends reuniting.

If "Seasoned Players" is a high school's 20-year reunion, "Unseasoned Players" is like the prom: everyone is slightly awkward but determined to have a good time. The interviews are stilted, as Tom reads off a questionnaire and the girls respond timidly (save for Brooke Lee Adams and Kagney Linn Karter, who are both excellent conversationalists). The sex itself is good, but there are many instances where angles and postures have to be corrected, and the editing gets jumpier than a Godard film.

Gisele Ibiza is the least experienced of the bunch, as her scene with Sascha was her second scene ever. Watching her makes me realize that I watch too much porn. Little things stand out: she moans when there's nothing to moan about, she enunciates her sexual advances, she chews gum through a blowjob, and she says "that's hot" rather often. But you know what? The minute Sascha moves her hair out of the way, you discover that she sucks his dick like she's storing up for the winter. You can't find enthusiasm like that just anywhere.

Brooke Lee Adams is slightly less enthusiastic than the others. Her interview is amazing, and genuinely interesting. For example, she's got a great story about doing a foot fetish shoot in which the director made her smoosh cheese with her toes and then eat it. Sadly, she is largely stoic throughout her scene with Mikey Budters. The only time she becomes vocal is towards the end when Mikey finds the sweet spot spooning on the couch.

Gracie Glam and Sammy Grand also deal with some minor awkward moments, but are both enthusiastic and fun to watch. The more girls you see, the more it becomes clear that the lexicon for the inexperienced is subtly different than others. The new girls ask "You like that?" while the veteran stars assert "You like that." I like it both ways just fine, frankly.

By the time you get through all the girls, Kagney Linn Karter looks like a master fuck-artist. Sure, she hasn't yet been in 100 movies, but she exudes as much confidence as any professional. Watching Tom fuck her on his gaudy, gold bed is just like watching him fuck…anyone really. I actually didn't find her scene that remarkable. I will say that Kagney is more comfortable having her face seasoned than the other girls are.

To my knowledge, there's no boot camp for pornstars, so it's fascinating that Tom Byron would create a series that calls itself neither amateur nor superstar. Each of the girls has something unique to offer, and if you could combine them, it would create the ultimate porn actress. Since you can't, consider "Unseasoned Players" a long montage that will lead each girl to glory.

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We've Got A Big-Ass Fixation With "Big Ass Fixation 5"

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:00:00 EST

Talk about mudflaps, my girl's got 'em.

Big Ass Fixation 5

Studio: Tom Byron Pictures
Director: Tom Byron
Cast: Phoenix Marie, Katja Kassin, Kelly Divine, Lux May, Vannah Sterling, Christian XXX, Tom Byron, Sean Michaels

At what point does an ass become a Big Ass? We're used to seeing asses of considerable size in porn—as far as I know, the pancake butt niche has yet to catch on—so there must be some quality that separates the ass from the Big Ass. For me, what makes a Big Ass can be split up into different ideas.

First, the Big Ass moves independently of the rest of the body. For example, while Kelly Divine is deepthroating Sean Michaels, her rear end is wiggling around with no particular rhythm or reason. Sean grabs the ass, sure thing, but it provides zero stability and control during sex.

Second, the Big Ass dominates your vision. Katja Kassin's butt is so rotund that it eclipses the rest of her body in some shots. That isn't necessarily a bad thing. Don't get me wrong, Katja Kassin is beautiful, but have you ever seen a girl play peek-a-boo using her own ass? Phenomenal.

Vannah Sterling's ass also demonstrates visually exciting properties. Vannah and Tom have worked up a comfortable professional rapport, and so Tom seems to go a little slap happy on the cheeks. Not only is the rough play exciting, but as the bright red handprints show up, you realize that it would take loads of spanking to fully redden the bountiful bottom of this babe.

Last, and most importantly, the Big Ass comes with a Big Ass Attitude. Tom Byron—charming as always—keeps the conversation light and the girls laughing, and they respond with wit and charm. Phoenix Marie talks and jokes throughout her whole scene with Christian, and when he slips his dick into her ass, she lets you know: "Motherfucker! Did he even put lube in there? No. Spit? He fucking just dry-dicked my asshole. Motherfucker."

Lux May also keeps it real with Christian. Not only does she really get into being eaten out, but she brings it up again just before she sucks his cock: "I want you to like this because you, like, ate me out really good." It just feels so genuine and earnest that you can't help but get a boner.

On the downside, that one scene with Phoenix was the only bit of anal in the movie, and that was a bit of a bummer. Yet it would be silly to say that "Big Ass Fixation 5" needs more anal action to be worthwhile. It's not just about having a Big Ass, it's about being a down-ass bitch; these women love it when the sex is good, poke fun when the guys are just fucking around, and generally call it as they see it. As Ja Rule always said, every thug needs a down-ass bitch.

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Previously: Tom Byron Wrestles With His Demons In "Big Ass Fixation 5"

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Tom Byron Wrestles With His Demons In "Big Ass Fixation 5"

DCypher — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Powerful urges course through us all when we see the ample, beautiful curves of a bubble butt. For some this impulse translates into a momentary lapse of reason, fleeting as dew hit by the morning sun.

But for others, well, it grows darker, consuming them, haunting their every waking thought, and disrupting the course of their otherwise productive and fruitful lives.

Then again, it's not really their fault. They seem to have been born this way. Who hasn't had their own unspeakable obsession to wrestle with? Be it girls with milky white skin & red hair or Nikki Benz's gorgeous tits, we've all been hung up on something before, left powerless in the wake of our unspeakable desire.

For legendary pork swordsman and professional ass tapper Tom Byron that weakness is girls with ridiculous badonkadonk. The man who runs the pornographic empire known as Tom Byron Pictures is practically powerless before sweet young girls with junk in the trunk style, apple bottom, quivering samples of ample derriere. He's an outright ass addict, which means that the only way for him to deal with his "li'l problem" is to make a movie or five about it.

That being said, volume 5 of his "Big Ass Fixation" features some serious shelf butt, including Phoenix Marie, Katja Kassin, Kelly Divine, Vannah Sterling, and Lux May. Each delightful darling is treated to the slap and pickle routine with Lord Byron until they squeal and squirt in delight.

"Big Ass Fixation 5" is out now from Tom Byron Pictures. You absolutely cannot see these pictures anywhere else online (unless someone stole them from our site) because we were promised they were absolutely exclusive. When you're done, slide on over and get your copy.

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Hunter Bryce, Seasoned Ass Eater

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 12:00:00 EDT

There's nothing a woman who enjoys being on the giving end of some enthusiastic analingus—unless it's an experienced, seasoned woman like Hunter Bryce in that very position.

We gotta hand it to Tom Byron: the man sure knows how to combine his series into one mindblowing combination. We can't wait to see what he comes up with next...

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Raylene Dives Back Into Porn Tongue First As "Seasoned Players" Meet "Ass Eaters Unanimous"

DCypher — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

The dwindling number of porn scholars still alive would be hard pressed to tell you what happened to young, nymphomaniac Alexis Fontaine, but the King of Coochie knows only too well that she blossomed into sultry stunner Raylene.

Years ago, Tom Byron meet a sweet, innocent, sexually curious nineteen-year-old girl who wanted to make a name for herself in porn. He shot her for Elegant Angel's "Cumback Pussy 5," loving her unswerving devotion to pleasing him with her magnificent body. He told her she was like the porno version of Alyssa Milano.

Fast forward through a name change, a healthy career as one of the biggest girls in the industry, a Vivid contract, retirement, and a real estate career, and that once starry-eyed ingenue is now the legendary asseating MILF Raylene. These days, she gets compared more to the sultry Sophia Loren, owing largely to her Mexican and Israeli heritage. She's still just as hot as ever though only now she has years more sexual experience and has grown even more depraved in her absence.

There was only one thing that Tom Byron could do—combine his "Asseaters Unanimous" series with his "Seasoned Players" series, and make a special collector's edition of Raylene's return. Tom takes a trip down memory lane with Raylene, enjoying getting his leathery Cheerio lavishly tongue bathed by the sexy slut and his junk sucked before plunging himself deep back into the radiant beauty.

Gina Rome, Hunter Bryce, Tanya Tate, and Adrianna Deville join Raylene in exploring man cave with their pretty pink tongues before getting fucked senseless and making this an extraordinary can't miss title.

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Tabitha Stevens Shows Off Her Years Of Experience

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 12:00:00 EDT

Tabitha Stevens famously returned to porn last year with a$5,000 blowjob featured in "Head Case 4." Apparently she really enjoyed it (or Tom Byron has really deep pockets): here she is again in "Seasoned Players 10."

And, we must say: the years have been very kind to Ms. Stevens (that, and she's definitely learned a lot in all those years of, ahem, seasoning).

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Payton Leigh: Tom Byron's Unexpected Cougar

Gram Ponante — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Why he was detained by Las Vegas authorities is irrelevant, but Mr. Pete's failure to make the plane proved a windfall for Tom Byron, who stepped in and got to work with optician-turned-Cougar-pornstress Payton Leigh in "Seasoned Players 10."

As Fleshbot readers, you have sex all the time. In the air, up an alp, in the center of the Earth. So it is the stories that intrigue you.

Tom Byron's "Seasoned Players" series is pretty basic; Byron interviews the women and then fucks them. His interviews are short and casual and newsy, because everyone knows him already. In a movie that also features Kelly (no relation) Leigh, Tabitha Stevens, Maria Bellucci (Hungarian, not Italian), and someone named Syren De Mer, Byron lets slip that his distributors asked for additional dudes to break up the Byron cockopoly on the series, thus the call to Mr. Pete.

"Apparently he had something in his bag that he shouldn't have at the airport," Byron tells the audience.

Leigh, who looks like Lorraine Gary in a porn adaptation of "Jaws" (you wouldn't even have to change the title), explains that, before joining the Porno-American community full-time, she was a medical biller and an optician.

Despite this, Byron does not unload in her eye. That would be too on the nose.

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There's Nothing Shy About Riley Shy

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 12:00:00 EDT

Today in misleading porn names: Riley Shy. We're not sure what a "riley" is supposed to be, but we can assure you that there's absolutely nothing shy about this girl.

Or if there ever was, Tom Byron has done his best to bring her out of her shell. And succeeded, by leaps and bounds. Tom, we owe you one. Hell, we owe you several.

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Previously: Tom Byron Makes It Look Effortless In "King of Coochie 5"

Tom Byron Makes It Look Effortless In "King of Coochie 5"

DCypher — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Tom Byron has led an extraordinary life by anyone's standards. With his quiet unassuming nature, and the epic list of hotties he's nailed, he effortlessly holds down the crown.

His latest tribute to snatch, "King of Coochie 5," continues the tradition he set in place near decades ago of banging the piss out of smoking hot women. With smoldering hot starlets like Riley Shy, Delilah Strong, Memphis Monroe, Cristina Agave, and Christina, "KoC5" definitely delivers.

They may be some of the hottest chicks you've ever seen getting their tight little holes pumped chock full of Byron's fleshy, tumescent scepter, but for the King, it's just another day at the office. Luckily, the years have done little to dull the sense of excitement and enthusiasm in Tom's face as he thrusts his chubby prick into the wet and willing pink holes of these eager starlets until his balls are floating in their sticky juices.

Naturally, we paid a bit of extra attention to sweet young Riley Shy, the white hot redhead, taking a proper dose of rigid tool up her drooling honey pot. The delicate flush of pink that races across her nacre skin as Byron works himself into a froth blossoms across her face like a red rose in June. No words can describe it.

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Chloe: Back In Action (And On Her Back)

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 12:00:00 EDT

Chloe (AKA Chloe Nichole) has been dubbed the "Linda Blair of Porn"—and for good reason. In action, she is a woman possessed: and thanks to Tom Byron, we have a chance to see her, in action, again.

Let us all thank the glorious Mr. Byron for rendering this service unto us...and for reminding us that sometimes, the wisdom and experience of "seasoned players" are far, far sexier than the youthful bloom of the barely legal.

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The Return Of Chloe Nichole

Gram Ponante — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 15:00:00 EDT

If you became Porn-aware less than four years ago, you might not even know who Chloe Nichole is. And that would be a shame - save for the fact that she has reappeared at the business end of Tom Byron.

Chloe Nichole shortened her name to Chloe, but then another performer named Chloe died from an overdose. Since both Chloes had histories of drug abuse (the former Ms. Nichole is now sober), many people thought that the woman dubbed "The Linda Blair of Porn" for her full-throated, hoarse, eye-rolling appreciation of her partners was the same Chloe who died, especially since the Linda Blair-Chloe disappeared (for back surgery) around the same time as the less fortunate Chloe.

Of course, many people knew exactly where Chloe had been, but I bring this up because a post mentioning Chloe a month ago drew some e-mails concerned about whether her whereabouts were above or below ground.

In any case, Chloe returns for her first post-surgery boy/girl scene with the respectful Tom Byron in "Seasoned Players 9." Byron has been performing since the early 80's and has, in the past few years, enjoyed a renaissance of his own, so to his credit he makes the comeback girls feel comfortable and - I think - pretty.

And Chloe does not disappoint. She admits that she doesn't watch her scenes, so there isn't any porn-star posturing borne from hours spent honing her poses; she just throws her head back and yells.

And that is why these photos just don't do Chloe justice, because she's always writhing - you have to pin her down with whatever part of yourself that becomes available.

Welcome back, Chloe - to that same old place that you screamed about.

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Kaci Star Tosses Salad Like A Champ

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 12:00:00 EDT

If you ask us, there's nothing quite as satisfying as a freshly tossed salad—and Kaci Star definitely knows her way around a pair of salad tongs...if you know what we mean.

(Translation, for those who didn't know what we mean: that Kaci Star girl sure knows how to eat some ass. Boy howdy!)

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Rachel Roxxx... Obviously

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 12:00:00 EDT

What's in a porn name? Sometimes nothing at all (Ashlynn Brooke, last we checked, is not a small stream), sometimes everything (there's no denying that Belladonna is deadly hot). And where on this spectrum does Rachel Roxxx lie?

We've spent a great deal of time studying her body of work (and her body as well), and, after plenty of consideration, we feel we can confidently say that Rachel does, indeed, "rock." But hey—why not see for yourself?

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We're Totally Fixated On Lisa Sparxxx And Sara Jay's Asses

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 12:00:00 EDT

Lord, hear our prayer: when we grow up, we want to be just like Tom Byron. Hanging out with beautiful ladies, getting them naked, sticking our face in their asses, enjoying some delicious sixty-nine action...sticking our face in their asses...

In fact, nice as the chance to have sex with maidens this fair would be, we'd totally be content with just sticking our face in their asses. Well, mostly. (The sex would be very nice, too. Are you listening up there?)

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Sasha Grey & Sunny Lane Do More Than Genuflect In “King of Coochie 4”

DCypher — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:00:00 EDT

The royal treatment continues as promised, with a little help from Sasha Grey and Sunny Lane. You know we only save the best for your weekend amusement. Come on, now!

So Sunny Lane and Sasha Grey join Rachel Roxxx, Chelsie Rae, Trina Michaels, and oh-so-lovely Lexi Belle in comprising the cast of Tom Byron's latest masterpiece "King of Coochie 4." We'd like to tell you that he's just kidding with the whole royal thing, but from the tilt of his crown we're not sure that we can. He seems to be taking it pretty seriously these days. We're starting to think he reads what we write about him, like how it stands to reason that when you've pickled your "royal scepter" up in the plush wet pink insides of the most coveted pornstars of the last two decades it might go to your head.

Are you listening Tom? Um, you rock!

Thanks for giving us all something to drool over—mainly the sight of you going balls deep into two smoldering hot porn ladies at once. Gee, and we never thought we'd say those words again.

"King of Coochie 4" releases next week on the April 30th, 2009. You will want to see it. If you don't want to just take our word for it then feel free to peruse our delightful behind the scenes gallery of snaps.

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"Seasoned Players 8": The 25-Year Popshot

Gram Ponante — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Tom Byron has been in porn so long (almost 30 years) and has appeared in so many movies (more than 2,000) that you'd expect him to be more of a cad in his interviews.

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Studio: Tom Byron
Director: Tom Byron
Cast: Kelly Nichols, Janet Mason, Devon Lee, Vannah Sterling, Lola Martin

Review by: Gram Ponante

Byron, who is pushing 50, conducts pre-sex interviews with the cougars he will soon service with a familiarity and gentility that is almost humble.

The first scene of Byron's cougar-themed "Seasoned Players 8" features Janet Mason (who happened to turn 42 this week).

Byron reads from a list of Mason's turn-ons and turn-offs as printed from her website. He meets some of the turn-on requirements, but not others. All of this is moot, however, considering they are about to have sex anyway. Still, you can almost see Byron saying "Damn!" when he misses one.

Byron's interview style is much like Tina Tyler's; you don't hear any heavy breathing, (1), and the joke is never on the performer (2). We learn that Mason has been an Internet model for ten years and that she actually loves porn, unlike many of her video counterparts. Byron makes reference to "Porgy And Bess" in the beginning of the interview and, after the sex, allows himself an even more appropriate quote ("Dammit, Janet") from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." It seemed so much more refined.

And it's important that each of the interviews is good because it informs the sex. Fans of cougars will love Devon Lee and Vannah Sterling because they look the part of horny, underappreciated office managers With A Secret. But these women are doing the same thing as their 18-year-old porn counterparts are doing, except with some extra skin flushing, stretchmark stretching, and visible strain, so the interviews allow the viewer a sense of context that a barely-legal kewpie doll without a hint of sag can't provide.

Byron also talks with Lola Martin, who is 32. It is hard for me to think of someone who is 32 as "seasoned" (I, myself, plan to still be making the same mistakes that I do now when I turn 32 in several years' time), but Lola is a firecracker. She tells a story about blowing her dentist that made me rethink my career choices (for the first time!) and seek out reasons for her to stop by my office on her daily errands.

The best pairing, however, was the final scene, with covergirl Kelly Nichols. Nichols last appeared in an adult movie in 1984, and her interview with Byron touched on the old Adult Film Association Awards (precursor to the AVNs) once held at L.A.'s late Ambassador Hotel and a scene they might have appeared in together (though the IAFD has no record of it) in which Nichols thought Byron looked too much like her younger brother.

How does the scene go? Nichols herself turns 50 this year, and she's still got it (though she keeps much of it hidden under a blouse). When she coaxes from Byron her first porn pop shot in a quarter century, she laughs out loud.

In short, maybe the latest teen off the bus from Nevada might be decades more toned, firm, and disaffected than these seasoned players, but what's there to talk about?

· Tom Byron Pictures (evolutiondist.com)
· Buy "Seasoned Players 8" (gamelink.com)