Sex Blog Roundup: Pretty Pretty Titties

Might as well give in to the astounding power of breasts. Come on. Everyone knows you want to. Take a peek at the titties with AlwaysArousedGirl just after the cut. More »

Vintage Video: Clearly, The Best Conversation Ever

If we could only hear what was being said on the end of the line, phone sex would never be the same. These days, you can't be sure what the other person is actually doing. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Seka

Seka. Today's birthday girl has a name that brings back a whole era all by itself – just saying it gives you, if you are of the right age, a whole world of pictures. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Claudia Downs

It is unfair of me, for many reasons, to think of 21-year-old birthday girl Claudia Downs as the Missy Monroe of the new millennium, but sometimes when I look at her I can't help it. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Miss Bunny

It's not often you find a starlet with such a severe case of nomenclatural schizophrenia as today's birthday girl, Miss Bunny - also known as Venus Inferno and Juliette Alexander. Miss Bunny turns 30 today. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Vanessa Del Rio

When I picture today's birthday girl, Vanessa Del Rio, I always get this cartoony Ralph Bakshi image, like an overblown caricature of a sensual Latina seductress. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Adrianna Nicole

I looked and looked for some clever way to connect birthday girl Adrianna Nicole to interesting things – holidays, historical events - and got nowhere. I just kept seeing her naked and would totally space out. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Laura Lion

Birthday girl Laura Lion, who turns 26 today, does not have the most porn names of any adult performer I have ever seen, but she is not too far out of the lead. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Holly West

Holly West looks so sweet and innocent, doesn't she? You'd never guess she was turning 29 today – she could still be one of those "teens" you hear about so often. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Kylie Richards

There should be a good, flattering, exciting word for delightfully small breasts – natural, small, firm and perky – like the ones on Kylie Richards, today's birthday girl. Big boobs get all the linguistic attention. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Stormy Daniels

Stormy Daniels has been in the news lately because of a possible Louisiana Senate bid, but maybe it's time to simplify things a little and just say happy birthday to one of our favorite stars. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Summer Cummings

I am not usually all that much of a fan of the enormous fake boob, but for some reason today's Birthday Girl, Summer Cummings, has proven to be an endless source of fascination to me. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Britney Stevens

I do dearly love the Stevens sisters, but I always have trouble remembering which one is which. Britney, who is one of the Stevens sisters, is having a birthday today. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Sunset Thomas And Julie Simone

"Get me wet!" said Birthday Girl Sunset Thomas, who turns 37 today, and we did. It turns out that's not what she meant. People should be more specific about what they want. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Kitten Natividad

Do you remember the first time you ever saw Kitten Natividad topless? Me either. But every time is like the first time, isn't it? There's something timeless about today's Birthday Girl. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Velicity Von

For someone who loves anal as much as she does, Birthday Girl Velicity Von sure looks surprised a lot when somebody puts something in her ass. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Priya Rai

Is there any approach from which today’s 27-year-old Birthday Girl, Priya Rai, is not luscious? Extensive research reveals no such angle. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Ava Devine

The first time I ever saw today’s Birthday Girl, Ava Devine, in person, she tried to rip my underwear off. I was not the only person whose underwear she tried to rip off. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): MacKenzie Mack

Today is MacKenzie Mack’s 29th birthday, and you can go ahead and wish her a happy one if you believe that she was born and not created by mad scientists. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Danni Ashe

Like you, I cannot think of Birthday Girl Danni Ashe without thinking of her enormous contributions to online adult entertainment and her pioneering work in bringing pictures of breasts to people who previously had none. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Austin Kincaid

Happy birthday, Austin Kincaid. In spite of the fact that your name reminds us of the Partridge Family, we love you. Come to think of it, the Partridge Family could have used you. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Nikki Nova

Nikki Nova, who turns 37 today, once fell off a horse and hit her head. You wouldn’t know it to look at her, though, just like you probably wouldn’t guess that she’s 37.

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Angela Baron

Angela Baron, who is probably somewhere in Germany (her birth country), turns 46 today. She was one of the first things I noticed about porn.

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Alexis Amore

Alexis Amore is like a sexy cartoon Latina porn star. Look at those lips, that figure, and tell us you can’t imagine Bugs Bunny going “Hubba hubba, woo-woo” while steam comes out of his ears?

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Nikki Benz

Few performers are at once as posh and yet as dirty as Ukrainian-born, Canadian-raised Nikki Benz. She looks like a socialite with all the good parts of a stripper grafted onto her.

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Kala Prettyman

We’re just not sure what to make of a woman named Prettyman, but every girl deserves a break on her birthday, and today is Prettyman’s 33rd.

Ouchy: "Chin Knockers 2"

Finally, we thought, a way to maintain eye contact while you have your head buried between a lovely set of big boobs! It turns out, though, that "Chin Knockers 2" is not at all about women who have knockers on their chins. Having read the cover copy, we are in no way enlightened as to what it is about, but we are perfectly willing to volunteer our own chin as a resting place for the knockers of Mlles. Kerkove and company. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Phoenix Ray

Uh-oh! It looks like Phoenix Ray forgot to put dinner on the table! Guess we should have warned her before we came home with company in tow, because she forgot to put on all her clothes, too…well, actually, if we really lived with Phoenix, we wouldn’t mind if she hung around the house in lingerie all the time—in fact, we’d encourage it. Phoenix can dress however she likes as far as we’re concerned—especially today, because it’s her birthday.

Sick Fascination: "Bubba Raw"

Softcore rocks, doesn’t it? Watching a girl not show off the kitty can be just as fascinating as seeing the most explicit double anal gangbang ever filmed. There’s something utterly riveting about seeing what happened on some awful white-trash talk-radio show, especially when there are naked girls like Stormy Daniels, Taya Parker and Akira cavorting about the studio. More »

One Flew Over Kelly Stafford

There is something about a nice pair of tits on a crazy girl that is nigh-irresistible, especially when both the tits and the crazy are as memorable as those displayed by the boob-polar Kelly Stafford. Read a short case history after the gap. More »

New Book Does Not Make Us Think About Breasts At All

A new photo book called "One-Track Mind" claims to offer "a revealing insight into the obsessed minds of men," but frankly ... we don't get it. How can you learn anything about men just by looking at pictures of nice round objects that maybe have little protuberances on the end of them? What the heck are they trying to say? Just because the world is filled with round heaving bumps that cleave together in pairs and tantalizingly glisten as they rise and fall with each passionate breath, that doesn't have anything to us. It sounds like a pretty silly idea for a boob ... er, book. More »

Lene Alexandra's Boobs Downgraded From "OK" To "Just Peachy"

Do you remember our old friend Lene Alexandra? For you newcomers, she is a Norwegian ... let's say "model," who sings, stars on reality TV shows and basically just tries to stay famous using her very well proportioned chest. Well, some scurrilous bloggers have dug into her secret past and discovered some nude photos taken before she was famous ... and before her latest breast upgrade. It's a shocking development for the poor girl, and she must truly be "haunted" by this youthful indiscretion—because it's not like she posed nude just this year for a European men's mag or first got everyone's attention by singing a song about her tits. How will she and her new breasts ever live it down? More »

Tiddy Bear Saves Your Life And Hugs Your Titties!

We just stumbled upon this clever Saturday Night Live-style commercial spoof on YouTube and it is hilarious! Just the idea that someone would spend $14.95 to solve the deadly problem of seat belt irritation is pretty funny, but the way they mock those pseudo-subliminal infomercial sales pitches is just perfect! Having the announcer say "Tiddy Bear" over and over again as women in low-cut tank tops press a plush toy firmly between their breasts sure is an hysterical take on goofy, ill-conceived advertising! Click the thumbnail and check out the video below—they really nailed this one! More »

Vikki Blows is back! She's whipping up a lot of stiff breezes in the pages of Front magazine, which also means that we haven't exhausted all of our bad puns based on her surname. What a relief! (boobieblog.com)

Lucy Becker—not to be confused with that other Lucy— celebrates her British heritage, perhaps to take back July from us Yanks and the French. And by "heritage," we of course mean "giant exposed breasts." (dailypoa.com)

These photos are allegedly "outtakes" from a topless shoot starring Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard. That doesn't make sense though, because why would anyone throw out anything that involved Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard topless? (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

"My Big Breasts And Me": Is There Such A Thing As Too Much Boob?

Big boobs are pretty much the greatest thing ever in the history of everything, but apparently there are some people out there who believe that some boobs are just too big ... and they want to do something about it. It seems that these people are also attached to these giant boobs and think that oversized funbags cause problems, like "embarrassment" or "searing back pain," and they kind of have an issue with that. Weird, right? Well, maybe if you watch this BBC documentary about huge knockers and the women who don't love them as much as we do, it will make more sense—but we're still baffled. After all, we lovebig boobs enough to watch an entire BBC documentary about them! It's hard to find a more compelling argument than that. More »

Introducing Your Newest YouTube Fetish: Boob Punching

We always try to do our best to stay on top of the world's latest fads and trends, be they an overly-specific fetish or a idiotic internet meme. Sometimes we get lucky and those two things are one and the same. But we were not aware until just now that "boob punching" is the hottest thing on the YouTubes since failed skateboarder nut shots. (Those never get old!) Sure, a little playful slapping is part of many a boob lover's repertoire, but girls hitting other girls in the tits and posting videos of it online is apparently all the rage. (And not really as violently sexist as some people think.) So now you know! And knowing is half way to finding videos of bouncing boobs on the internet. More »

And because we've been especially babe-happy around here today for some reason, here's a gallery of Australian babe Emily Scott looking especially boobiloquent. That's an actual word—you can look it up if you want. We'll stay here with Emily while you do. (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Lucy Pinder And Sophie Howard: Together Again For The First Time

You didn't think that Nuts would publish an issue that had pictures of Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard together and topless for the first time and we wouldn't mention it, did you? This is one of those times when being predictable is a good thing. (dailypoa.com)