<![CDATA[Fleshbot: tips]]> http://tags.fleshbot.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/fleshbot.com.png <![CDATA[Fleshbot: tips]]> http://fleshbot.com/tag/tips http://fleshbot.com/tag/tips <![CDATA[Fleshbot: Now With More Better!]]> Sharp-eyed readers may have noticed that something seems different about Fleshbot today. No, there's nothing wrong with your eyes: we've just launched our quarterly redesign (or as we like to think of it, style upgrade). So what's different?

More ways to interact: It used to be that if you wanted to say something on the site, you had to just leave a comment on a specific post—even if what you wanted to say wasn't directly related to the post at hand. Well, no more! Thanks to the Fleshbot Open Forums, you—yes, you—have more control over the conversations that happen on Fleshbot. With the help of the handy dandy new comment box—and some Twitter-style hashtags—you now have the ability to say what you want, where you want, when you want. For example:

Say you've found a hot new picture of Kate Moss's nipples that you're just dying to share with us. Click that box that says "Found some flesh?" (which appears on the front page and tag pages), upload your photo, and put #celebrityskin in the text. Voila! You've just submitted content to the site—and it'll appear at fleshbot.com/tag/celebrityskin. Got some hot amateur pictures? Submit them with the tag #amateur. Got a general tip? That goes to #tips, my friend.

But wait: you say you want to have a chat? Just send your discussion to #forums, and talk away to your heart's content.

And, of course, you can always comment the old fashioned way. In fact, it's now easier to keep track of those discussions: when you're logged in, you'll receive an alert when someone responds to your comments.

So that's pretty much it. Questions? Comments? Just leave them in the comments on this post (or, if you prefer, come up with some clever hashtag to submit them with). And as always, please be advised that there will be some bugs for a while as we work out the kinks (the bad ones, that is).

· Thumbnail: Faye Reagan likes these changes, and so should you (penthouse.com)

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<![CDATA[ Hoping to get your freak on during that...]]> Hoping to get your freak on during that time of the month, but just a bit nervous about ... well, all the stuff that's going on down there? Help is on the way: Naked City has a primer for those looking to earn their red wings. First tip? Never use phrases like "earn your red wings." See? We learned something already! (nakedcity.com)

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<![CDATA[ This looks like it might make an amusing...]]>

This looks like it might make an amusing post [www.sextoy.com]

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<![CDATA[ Just in time for your pre-Thanksgiving kitchen...]]> Just in time for your pre-Thanksgiving kitchen preparations, here are 15 naughty things you can do with a turkey baster besides impregnate that nice lesbian couple who live next door. Here's one more use that you probably hadn't thought of: Baste a turkey! (homemade-sex-toys.com)

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<![CDATA[Stumble Porn: Fall Into Smut]]> Some of you nerds tech-savvy individuals may be familiar with the StumbleUpon toolbar that you install in your web browser to help you find cooking recipes or vlogs or whatever it is the kids are into these days. It works on the theory of the wisdom of crowds, as everyone using the toolbar combines internet forces to direct each other to the best, most interesting links. However, like every other Web 2.0 sensation looking for VC funding, it frowns upon pornography and so (like every other web sensation) someone co-opted the idea to create a porn-centric equivalent. (It's the circle of life!)

User-generated content needs, you know ... users, so at this point, StumblePorn may be better in theory than practice, but if it works so well for every other part of the web, why not the filthy part? Of course, why do you need anyone to tell you where to look for online smut when you have us? Did we ever steer you wrong? Ok, that one time ... but we were full of cough syrup and we forgot the safe word.

· Stumble Porn (stumbleporn.com)
Note: The site looks safe to us, but as with any service that requires a download and installing something on your computer, exercise appropriate caution.

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Previously: Hottest Girls Of MySpace (That Includes You, Presley Maddox), A Peek At The Peeq, Porn 2.0: Haven't We Been Here Before?, Social Porn Is Exactly What You Think It Is

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<![CDATA[ Remember: in cyberspace, no one knows you're...]]> Remember: in cyberspace, no one knows you're a dog. Or a 34 year old guy pretending to be a barely legal blonde stripper, for that matter. Forewarned is forearmed, kids! (villagevoice.com)

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<![CDATA[ This seemed like just another typical "spice...]]> This seemed like just another typical "spice up your sex life" story until we got to the part that tells you to cover your naked body in hot, wet pasta. We'd try this technique ourselves, but we're watching our carbs this week. (nzherald.co.nz; thumbnail via pornohobo.com)

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<![CDATA[The Physics Of Sex]]>

Despite what you may think we don't just look at dirty pictures all day long, though that does eat up a big chunk of our time; we occasionally read about sexy stuff too. Taking a more scientific look at the complex nature of "getting busy", The Physics Of Sex not only makes for interesting reading despite its dry-as-dust presentation, it serves up a lot of genuinely helpful tips—from picking the right lube to safely enhancing your sexual function. You can even play along by helping out with the "Great Bed Test" to determine the best surface for doing the horizontal hula. After all, we're not just here to titillate—we also want you learn something. But if you absolutely insist on not having to read anything ever they also offer podcast versions of many of their posts, complete with sexy roboreader narration (sexy if you happen to be turned on by robots, that is). We wouldn't want you to strain that sexy little brain of yours too much.

· The Physics Of Sex (physicsofsex.blogspot.com)

Previously: How To Have Sex in Space, The Sperm Tester Diaries, More Gorgeous Geeks, Girls of Geekdom, Sexual Physics

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<![CDATA[Porn Vegas Dispatch: How To Avoid Shoulder Stink]]>

2007_avn.jpgYesterday was the first day of fan madness at the AVN Expo, and we're reminded once again that there are lots of little details that porn stars need to attend to in order to make a day of standing around in six inch heels on barely-carpeted concrete while getting hugged by anyone willing to cough up a $75 entrance fee tolerable. Above, the indefatigable Mika Tan reenacts the face she makes when she realizes she has contracted stinky shoulder syndrome from repeated contact with the hygienically challenged masses at events like this, and here she shows off the tools she uses to remove the stink of man pheromones due to repeated armpit contact to her shoulder: wet wipes and anti-germ gel. A girl's gotta be prepared. - AR

· Mika Tan (mikatan.com)
· Fleshbot's 2007 AVN Expo Coverage

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<![CDATA[Sex Toy Travel Advisory]]>

If your latest attempt to join the Mile High Club was thwarted when you had to toss out your KY at the airport security station, then you understand how all the new airline safety regulations can put a damper on your fun. We have some tips for those who find themselves dealing with sexy luggage problems, whether it's stowing lubes in with their checked underwear or trying to sneak a Magic Wand past an X-ray machine. Rule No. 1 is don't be afraid or embarrassed to bring your sex life with you when you travel. Just use a little common sense and pack smartly, because if you can't take a Fleshlight and some anal beads with you on your next trip to Hawaii, then the terrorists really have won.

· Sex Toy Travel Advisory (sextutor.com)
· See also: Travel Advisory (tinynibbles.com)

Previously: Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archive, OhMiBod: iPod Powered Vibrator, Chinese Adult Expo, Top 11 Erotic Escapes

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<![CDATA[Advanced Masturbation]]>

We don't talk about it as much as we should, but it's no secret that Fleshbot exists to serve one important purpose: Jerking off. Wanking it. Spanking the monkey. A date with Miss Michigan. Whatever you call it, we take our mission seriously, and so do the folks behind Advanced Masturbation. They offer advice, information, and an illustrated guide to all the best techniques. Note: Sorry, ladies, but the site caters only to the cock-equipped members of our audience, although you might be able to pick up a few tricks to surprise a friend with. Or if you just like animated penis GIFs you can enjoy those, too!

· Advanced Masturbation (advancedmasturbation.com)
· Thumbnail via anglia-region.co.uk

Previously: Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Pleasure Pearl Masturbator, Masturbate-A-Thon 2006: Come For A Cause!, Happy Masturbation Month!, Masturbation Passion, DIY Masturbator, Bangin' the Bacon, King Stroker

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<![CDATA[Make Fleshbot Workfriendly!]]>

Do you work in one of those uptight corporate offices that has a problem with nudity and hardcore sex on your computer? Your boss may not understand the benefits of your daily "mental health breaks," but the folks behind Workfriendly.net do. They've invented a handy tool that will reformat any web page to look like a Microsoft Word document. As you can see in the screenshot above, by stripping away the images, but leaving all the text and links, it makes your favorite sex blog appear completely harmless to any passersby. In other words, it's pretty much the best thing to happen your workday since computer solitaire. It's fucking genius. Now get back to "work." We'll cover for you.

· workFRIENDLY - Beta (workfriendly.net, via Boing Boing)

Previously: Porn on Nintendo DS?, Heatseek: The Porn Browser, AutoGetSublime, RSS XXX, Pornborg.org, The Pornolizer, Popups, Viruses, and Links

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<![CDATA[Wet Spots]]>

· It looks like our snotty older sibling Gawker is enjoying the power of redesign, as evidenced by the supersized underboobs of swimmer Amanda Beard on the cover of FHM. With pictures like that, who needs reading? (Gawker)

· Let's face it, the second your date sees your levitating magnetic bed you've totally sealed the deal. It'll be the best $1.5 million you ever spent. Just make sure to check for any hidden piercings before getting busy. (universearchitecture.com, via ohgizmo.com + Gizmodo)

· Another tip for summer: hot weather makes you horny, but hot weather sex will kill you! Experts advise that if you must fuck, please do it "calmly." Yeah, right ... like that's even possible. (dailyrecord.co.uk)

2006_07_07_ws_nc.jpg · Remember, the school motto is "Come to North Carolina State University for the academics, stay for the hugs from bare-assed fat guys" and not the other way around. (technicianonline.com)

· The Hotel Chatter blog provides a rundown on the best places to shack up when you're looking for a kinky night on the road. Be warned though: we're pretty sure most of these hotels don't charge by the hour. (hotelchatter.com)

· Want to get Limbaughed this weekend? The Smoking Gun has ideas on what to pack and who to invite on your Dominican sex vacation. We're not saying that's why Rush and his Hollywood friends went to the island, of course, but it never hurts to be prepared. (avn.com + thesmokinggun.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

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<![CDATA[Two Knotty Boys]]>

Plan on getting tied up in San Francisco on business anytime soon? You might want to stop in for a lesson with the Knotty Boys to get schooled in the ways of the rope. This dynamic duo holds performances and workshops to help you fine tune your bondage and erotic knot tying skills—and their website has some good visuals to help you along if you can't make it to one of their classes in person. Because after all—nothing says love like a perfect double hitch.
- A. Tolesco

· Two Knotty Boys (knottyboys.com)

Previously: Rope Fashions, Rope Magic, Immortal Shibari, Kirinawa, Crucifixion Porno Chic, Sadistik Virgin, Alchimie SM, Aire Libertine, French Shibari, Chanta Rose: Bondage Expert

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<![CDATA[Pubic Shave]]>

Though a fairly obvious storefront to sell shaving goods, I have to hand it to Pubic Shave for providing clear, concise instructions in an appealing format on all things hair-removal, for women and men. The hair phobic will be in paradise, as they cover depilation of everything from noses to backs to pussies to buttholes with a variety of techniques; the only thing I don't agree with is their back-hair hysteria. But then again, I've always had a thing for bears. -V. Blue

Pubic Shave (pubicshave.com)
Thumbnail via: The Y Project

Previously: More Hot Bald Babes, The Y Project, Sex Without Bush/Shave It 2004

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<![CDATA[Porn Hacks]]>

Even if we never see another post from the author from this new blog devoted to exposing the secrets of those that have made some of the most drastic and interesting technological advances on the web: those that run adult websites (and we re hoping he plans to stick around for a while), we ll still be forever grateful to The Porn Hacker for explaining to us the intricasies of Fusker, a web content extraction tool long known to serious smuthounds as a way to fill up a hard drive with more free smut than you imagined possible.* (We also hear it can be used to find free passwords and backdoor entrances to certain paysites, but we wouldn t know a thing about that. Honest.)

· "A Fusking We Will Go" (pornhacks.blogspot.com)

*Update To be fair to the folks who run pay sites—a few of whom wrote in to complain about this post—it should also be noted that Fusker and similar porn hacks (which have been around for a while, and won't be going away anytime soon) can also be used to extract content from membership sites without paying for it, in addition to using them to circumvent things like pop-up ads and circle jerk linking on "free" sites—and in case you hadn't figured that out already. Let your conscience be your guide ... and remember that adult webmasters gotta make a living too, y'know.

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Previously: Web Goggles, Babe Engine, Adult Blog Index, Blinx Video Search, The Pornolizer, Wongle.org, Gallery Spinner, Ask Jolene: The Blog

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