Passing The Butt-on: Alexis Texas Is The New "Buttwoman"

Sometimes she uses a simple vegetable mist, sometimes she uses Crisco, sometimes she uses her own essential oils. But(t) no matter what she does to make her ass look so slippery, America's hopes and dreams are reflected and take root in Buttwoman's shiny bum, as will no doubt be stated over and over again in this fortnight's political conventions. More »