· First Bi Threesome (firstbithreesome.com, via indienudes.com)

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· Get Naked (timeout.com/newyork)

I'm a gay man in my mid-twenties who's been in a relationship for the past year. I'm having some trouble in the bedroom, and it's kind of a two-tiered problem. I began having sex when I was closeted and in college, using the Internet to arrange for random hookups ... I was used to having sex with one guy, then moving on ... So now, while I love my boyfriend dearly, I'm having a hard time becoming aroused in our monogamous sex life. Also, I have a foot fetish, but I'm kind of ashamed about that, too. ... I want to make things better in the bedroom with my boyfriend, but I almost feel like I need to be sexually deprogrammed.

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· Love Bites (eyeweekly.com)

I am 43 and I have never penetrated a woman. I noticed that I was "abnormal" during my "first base" at the age of 28. I actually didn't feel anything but disgust. I thought it was because of the bad taste of the girl's saliva. But further experiences told me that all the female mouths had the same taste. The most terrible experience was the sight of the genitals of a woman when I was 30. I was extremely disappointed by the ugliness of this part of the female body. All in all I had four "sexual" experiences in my life. Each time I just felt disgust and had no arousal at all. Am I asexual?

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· In & Out (timeout.com/chicago)

When we first started dating, I had a lot of personal stuff going on, and sex was low on my list of priorities. As a result, he got the impression that I'm very conservative in that arena. He's sexually adventurous and, undoubtedly, found me very frustrating. Now the tables have turned: My libido has returned in a big way, but he is juggling work and grad school. He's exhausted all the time and rarely wants sex, leaving me frustrated ... he no longer lusts for me. He explains that he's so accustomed to the "prudish" version of me, he now has a mental block and can't see me as sexy anymore. ... How can we overcome the bad bedroom habits we have cultivated?

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· The Pucker Up Forums (puckerup.com)

For the past month or so me and my fiancee have spoken about a third partner possibly for sex and possibly for a relationship. She has told me that she wants to experience me with another girl and me with another guy. like most guys i'm okay with the other girl part, but the other guy part is making me nervous. I fooled around with guys when i was younger but decided that I wanted women instead. So it's not discomfort about sexual identity but rather about trusting another man.

I'm not sure if I can trust another man with my fiancee. But I want to make her happy and whenever she talks about me and another guy double teaming her, she get's really happy (and horny). I've been thinking about this for a few weeks and i'm still nervous.

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· Dear Prudence (slate.com)

I recently had breast-enhancement surgery, and there is a noticeable difference. My question is, How do I respond when people make remarks about it?

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· Dr. Dick's Sex Advice (drdicksexadvice.com)

I have been notice that some of the skin on my dick is starting to wear away from me masturbating...there is no blood or anything like that. Just the skin turning light in color around head of my dick. I think its my grip. Is there a way the color will come back or have i rubbed the skin cells to death.

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· Jersey Girls (providencedailydose.com)

I just started seeing this guy and things are going really well, there's just one problem: his cum tastes horrible. I'm not the squeamish type, and normally wouldn't shy away - but, it really is disgusting. Girls I'm open to anything, any ideas on how to remedy the situation?

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

I get too much attention from women. When I was out of shape, women paid attention, but not as much. Now, if I wanted to, I could get all the pussy I wanted. Single pussy, married pussy, all-different-color pussy.

Is it normal for a guy to turn down so much of the pussy that gets pitched at him? I am a tall Asian guy, six foot one, 165 pounds, cut and lean, 32 but look 28. But I like to go after the hard-to-get pussy. The easy pussy that gets thrown at me, I'm not interested in. What's wrong with me?

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· These Tropical-Colored Braces Are Going To Get You So Much Ass (theonion.com)

That is why, based on my 25 years of orthodontic experience, I can confidently say that the aqua-blue, green, and purple ligatures I have just applied to your teeth are going to put you eyeball-deep in tail before you know it.

Trust me, nothing, and I mean nothing, gets girls wetter than a guy sporting a mouthful of tropical-colored braces.

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· In & Out (timeout.com/chicago)

I am a 35-year-old gay man and I am about to have sex with a woman for the first time ... I know that vaginas are not scary, and yet they are still foreign to me. With an anus, I can be rough. How gentle or rough should I be with her vagina? We will probably have to do it more than once. How much is too much? Are there any other vagina things I should know about before going in for the first time?

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· Dr. Thomas Stuttaford and Suzi Godson (timesonline.co.uk)

I've always had an active sex life with my husband of 19 years. But he has now acquired an artificial vagina. Does this mean he is losing interest in me?

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· Love Bites (eyeweekly.com)

I've been seeing my girlfriend for a few months and recently she asked if I'd be interested in some anal play — my receiving it from her. ... But shortly afterwards, she started making little comments ("jokes" she calls them) here and there that she's turned me gay, etc. I laughed it off at first but she just keeps on going on about it, even starting to making some suggestive remarks about it in front of our friends. As a result, I got really annoyed with her and told her off. She then started calling me homophobic and said that she didn't think I was "that kind of guy." The whole thing has really upset me because I don't think that's fair at all. Are my actions that wrong?

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· Miss Information (nerve.com)

I stumbled across a compromising video of my ex on an amateur porn site. I was shocked when I saw the video. She wasn't that sexually open-minded when I was with her! Obviously, part of my reaction was jealousy.

I have two questions: 1) How do I get over this?, and 2) Is there an obligation to anonymously or non-anonymously contact her in case she doesn't know that video is out there?

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· Dr. Dick's Sex Advice (drdicksexadvice.com)

I have been having a ton of rough sex with my boyfriend and the last time we did it he complained that I ripped something up there and that it burns whenever I try to slide in. He also says it burns sometime when he does #2 and he finds blood also! What can we do to get him better and prevent this from happing again?

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· Dear Deidre (thesun.co.uk)

My aunt picks me up in her car and we go to hotels to have sex - and it's always absolutely brilliant.

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· Get Naked (timeout.com/newyork)

I'm a 29-year-old hetero female, and for as long as I can remember I've had the urge to get double-teamed by two guys. I'm finally in a relationship with a man who's not threatened by the idea and we've even agreed on who the third guy should be. ... The one thing is, my boyfriend tells me that although the guy is pretty well-hung (which is good) he's also uncut ... I really am not into the idea of giving head to an uncut penis.... So should I just go through with it and hope the second time's the charm where uncut penises are concerned, or should I call the whole thing off?

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

After 16 years and one kid, my husband and I are considering an open marriage. ... about a year ago, I met someone who turned from a friendship into a strong attraction ... I decided to ask for a divorce before entering into an affair, and about five months ago my husband and I separated. I have been seeing the other man during this time and the sex has been amazing—he's doing the things that I begged my husband to do with me. My husband has been miserable without me and has agreed to an open marriage so we can still be together, be a family, and I can be free to have an outside relationship. My husband is also free to have an outside relationship. He now accepts that I've been with another man (whom he has met) and that I am capable of loving him as a husband while having a sexual relationship on the side. ... all I want to know is if this is a recipe for disaster?

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· Dr. Dick's Sex Advice (drdicksexadvice.com)

I'm a married guy with a great wife and 3 beautiful kids. A couple of weeks ago, I went to a masseuse I found on craigslist. I don't have a lot of experience with massage and thought I would be safe going to a guy instead of a woman. The guy was really nice and did a good massage, but somehow I popped wood near the end of the massage. I was really embarrassed, but he was like totally fine with that. Then he asked if I wanted a happy ending. I didn't even know what that was till he started to massage my ass and blow me. I have to admit it was totally amazing. I never felt anything like it before in my life. My wife sometimes will give me oral sex, but nothing like this. I blew a load like nothing I ever did before. I though my insides were coming out of my cock. I was wowed and scared and confused and I could hardly sit up. Then the guy said I had a real healthy prostate. I said what? And he said he was massaging my prostate while he was sucking me off. I can't stop thinking about this. I want more but I feel really guilty and I'm afraid this is going to make me gay

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· Dear Prudence (slate.com)

I've been married to a wonderful man for five years. About a month ago, I walked in on him watching a pornographic video, and I'm pretty sure he has no idea that I saw what he was doing. Our sex life is usually incredible, but ever since this incident, I've felt very down. Every time we're intimate, I wonder if he's just thinking about the women in his videos, I'm feeling less attractive ...

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· Love Bites (eyeweekly.com)

One thing we're both really interested in doing that we've never done before is having me penetrate him with a strap-on. Can you give us some suggestions for preparation so that the experience can be relatively clean and not too painful for him?

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· OpenUp: The PuckerUp Forums (puckerup.com)

just got the jeff stryker dildo ( a lil intimidating at first ) and was thinking to myself .... who many heterosexual males who visit these forums play with dildo's ???

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· Get Naked (timeout.com/newyork)

The problem, to be frank, is my pubes, which I never noticed until recently. On the top, they are the normal, curly, smooth variety. But on the underside of my testicles, it looks like the domain of an 80-year-old. They are dry, scraggly and palish yellow. What can I possibly do, short of having porno balls and shaving them completely?

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· Dear Deidre (thesunk.co.uk)

got so drunk on New Year's Eve I ended up sleeping with my boyfriend's brother ... There's a chance I could be pregnant with his brother's baby - or have caught something from him, since he's a real ladies man. How can I ever tell my boyfriend what happened and expect him still to care for me?

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· Talk Sex With Sue Johanson (talksexwithsue.com)

I've heard Sue explain many times why couples should not have vaginal intercourse underwater. What, if any, are the concerns regarding anal sex underwater?

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· Sex Project (sex-project.com)

can a guy with normal size suck his dick without being etremely flexible? .... if you are an inch or 2 far from your target do yu have chances?

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· Love Bites (eyeweekly.com)

I am finally in a position to relate to people and get things I want, one of those things being solving my little virginity problem. Thing is, after 34 years of just not thinking about it (beyond pornographic wank sessions that have nothing to do with real people), I don't exactly know what I want and truly have no idea how to go about getting it.

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· Sex Project (sex-project.com)

Me and my girlfriend have come to the agreement that when we are both 16 we will have sex (for both of us it will be the first time). How can I make our first time enjoyable and memorable?

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· OpenUp: The PuckerUp Forums (puckerup.com)

I am 44 years old and I am a virgin. When I was younger, I was a momma's boy, I was an only child and was not allowed to go anywhere unless my mother could also follow.

When I finally escaped to college I made sure that I was 100 miles away from home. ... There were women there, but I had no idea how to approach them... so I got drunk.

I haven't dated in over 10 years now. lately my fantasies have gone more from sex with a woman to being sexually dominated by a woman ... Could I possibly meet a woman who would understand and be patient with me?

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· Dr. Dick's Sex Advice (drdicksexadvice.com)

I'm still a virgin, but my bf thinks I'm not. ... We've been going together for about 8 months already and I really want my first time to be with him, but how am I going to act all experienced when I don't know what I'm doing.

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

My wife and I were making love the other night and after about 20 minutes of great sex she told me she was going to come. She went ahead and had a great orgasm and then pretty much shut down. ... She felt that since on other (rare) occasions I have had an orgasm and she hasn't, it was okay to leave me the way she did. What gives?

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· Ask Rachel & Claire (babeland.com)

Do you have any tips on how I could make my solo sex life more satisfying? I know what to do to get myself off, but I want something more. Is this all there is?

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· Dear Deidre (thesunk.co.uk)

My girlfriend has tried everything, including oral sex, but I still can't climax when we make love. I'm 24 and I'm not as sexually experienced as I would like. I have only had sex a few times with previous girlfriends and I couldn't climax then. In fact, it has only ever happened when I'm asleep, during a dream.

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· Miss Information (nerve.com)

It's my biggest fantasy to watch my girl bang another man. How can I get her to cross over that imaginary (but very real) line?

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· Jersey Girls (providencedailydose.com)

The other night I went home with a fat chick. We messed around all night and I got the best blowjob of my life. When I told my boys, they didn't seem surprised - apparently it's common knowledge that fat chicks suck a mean dick. Is this always true?

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· Dear Prudence (slate.com)

About six months ago, I was walking my dog in the neighborhood when I noticed a picture of a naked woman on the ground. It was a neighbor. A few months after that, another neighbor told me that his 12-year-old son had just found lying around on the street another picture of this woman in the buff. A few days ago, I found yet another picture. She is a married woman with two young daughters. I see her husband frequently on the commuter train to work. I have lots of questions...

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· Ask Aspasia Fern & Sweet Honey Smack (honey-n-aspasia.blogspot.com)

I have a b/f and he says that if a girl has alot of sex you can tell by her labia being really big. This isn't true is it?

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· Love Bites (eyeweekly.com)

I am a 50-year-old male who has a satisfactory sex life with his oversized black dildo. I tried to suck this black dildo the other day and I was surprised how awfully bitter it tasted ... I think the Chinese are using toxic materials in all those toys we fuck and suck and you need to start a serious investigation on this.

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· Sex Project (sex-project.com)

i started havin sex like.. 6 months ago. and i think 'it' looks ugly and streched now:(!

is there such thing as 'an ugly pussy'?

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· Miss Information (nerve.com)

My long-time girlfriend and I picked up a stranger this weekend ... As luck turned out, this guy was very well hung. She was moaning and writhing like I've never seen before. Hot, yes. But now I'm worried that she's going to be bored with my sub-par equipment ... Should we find a new partner, one that doesn't make me feel as insecure?

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· OpenUp: The PuckerUp Forums (puckerup.com)

Last night, during a particularly long and vigorous session, my hole began to lose a little sensitivity, so I figured I'd "spice things up", so to speak, with a little 12 volt action.

I took a 12 volt AC adaptor, slipped the device end of the wire into my anus, and plugged it into the wall outlet.

YOW!

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· Dr. Dick's Sex Advice (drdicksexadvice.com)

I am a 20-year-old male. Whenever my penis erects it bents towards left. However I don't feel any pain. I have noticed this only from a year ago. Will this affect my sex life?

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

I'm a 21-year-old female and I know the my-boyfriend-has-a-diaper-fetish thing has been done to death. But... his fetish has started to bother me. In the beginning he wanted me to talk down to him, he'd come in his diaper, and we were done ... Now it's all he ever wants to do and "normal" sex is off the menu.

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· Get Naked (timeout.com)

I'm a senior in high school and am five months into my first serious relationship. He's a really great guy and loves me to death, but he can't come during sex. At first I wrote it off as nerves, but as the months have passed I've become weirded out. Is this his problem or mine? Which leads me to another question: Why does sex still hurt eight months after my first time? No matter how much foreplay there is, I always feel like someone is trying to jab a wooden log inside of me! To be perfectly honest, I'm not physically attracted to my boyfriend.

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· Jersey Girls (providencedailydose.com)

What's the best way to get eggnog out of pubic hair?

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