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this week in press releases

this week in press releases

Jesse Santana Jumps Ship, Rocks The Boat

Some of us might have had Issues with Jesse Santana's naïve attitude towards sex workers a while back, but we have to admit the kid is pretty savvy when it comes to keeping his finger on the pulse of today's porn consumer: by way of explaining his rather starling decision this week to sign with Cockyboys.com as an exclusive online-only performer instead of remaining affiliated with Jet Set Productions, he says he was influenced by a friend who asked him "When’s the last time anyone of our generation bought a DVD?". (Which considering how much some studios are charging for their products these days—the price for a new gay DVD release is often two or even three times as much as a monthly membership to a pay site—is something we've found ourselves wondering about on more than one occasion too.) More »

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"Midget Cum #4": Because Midget Porn Is Forever

You would be forgiven for thinking that Incredible Digital’s "Midget Cum #4" was one of those opportunistic porn releases designed to capitalize on current events, seeing how the press release arrived in our inbox on the very same day we heard about a certain high-profile celebrity sex tape involving a certain low-profile celebrity. But in one of those spooky yet delightful coincidences that make life worth living, it seems that the two are completely unrelated: after all, the Verne Troyer thing pretty much came out of nowhere, and the venerable "Midget Cum" series is already on its fourth installment. And although we won't be sure of his credentials until we get our screener, we have no reason to doubt that Baby Gangster is in fact every inch the "larger-than-life midget superstar" the press release tells us he is. So if Mr. Troyer is intending to compete with him for the title, maybe he should watch this first to see how it's done. (Full press release after the jump.) More »

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Jake Cruise Does It Again (With Mike Roberts)

OK, we think that Jake Cruise is at least as sexy as the next greying slightly-potbellied daddy who runs his own gay porn website and who has not only the wherewithal to mess around with his models but the gumption to ask people to pay to watch him do so. And we're happy for him that he managed to bribe convince Zeb Atlas to do his first guy-on-guy scene a few weeks ago. But honestly, does he really have to be responsible for getting Mike Roberts to give up his ass for the first time on camera too? It is so not fair. At the rate he's going, there's going to be no more straight men for the rest of us to corrupt before too long ... (Press release after the jump.) More »

This Week In Press Releases While the news may only be of interest to those who run adult website affiliate programs (you know who you are), we couldn't help but be appalled amused by solo site concern IOCash's announcement that they've changed their name to Solo Slut Cash in an attempt to class things up a bit. Despite the name change, we understand the site's backend will remain the same ... only sluttier! (avn.com; thumbnail via Ask Jolene)

this week in press releases

My Dinner With Ass: "Asseaters Unanimous 16"

Veteran porn dude Tom Byron announced today that he has just finished shooting "Asseaters Unanimous 16: Dinner for Two". The reason he is hyping the movie now, before it is even available, is because, he says, "This is probably the best two girl asseating movie ever made. Come to think of it, it's the only two girl asseating movie ever made." Well, except for "Pearl Harbor." More »

this week in press releases

Breaking: Dessarae Bradford Is Not A Hooker

It's been a while since we last caught up with Dessarae Bradford, everyone's favorite alleged Baldwin-boinking Colin Farell stalkee and media gadfly—but if you've been as curious to know what she's been up to as we are, you'll be happy to know that she's been freshly exonerated of all prostitution and loitering charges by a Hollywood criminal court this week. We must have missed a press release somewhere, since we didn't know that she had been arrested in the first place—but we definitely didn't miss the one she sent out today, which we're sharing with you after the jump so she can tell you the whole story in her own inimitable style. (Trust us, we couldn't make up stuff like this if we tried.) More »

this week in press releases

CockyBoys Fights Media Monopoly (And Anyone Who Tries To Make Jesse Santana Look Dumb)

It takes a special kind of adult entertainment company to keep winning the prize for our occasional Press Release of the Week feature—but there's no doubt that CockyBoys.com is exactly that kind of company. As you may recall, they scored a one-two punch in the competition back in March, but CockyBoys very well may have outdone themselves with today's epic missive in which they start out by taking noted houseplants talk show personalities Derek and Romaine to task for raking poor Jesse Santana over the coals during a recent interview and end with an impassioned call to boycott the behemoth that is Sirius Radio itself. We'll let you read the whole text after the jump, because we're still having a bit of trouble wrapping our mind around the whole brouhaha ourselves. (But hey, at least they included a rilly cute picture of Jesse in the email too.) More »

this week in press releases

"Ladies Of The Night": What Does Gene Simmons Know About Whoring?

Prostitution has been written about by everyone from the Apostles to Shakespeare to Charlie Sheen, but you can take all that previous pontification and cram it: Gene Simmons is about to have his say. The God of Thunder and noted romancer has a new book coming out called "Ladies of the Night" where he will share his "own unique philosophy about the inception and legacy of prostitution." (And not a minute too soon!) More »

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Breaking: Brodie Sinclair Bottoms! (Almost!)

For the second week in a row, the boys at Cockyboys.com win our coveted Press Release of the Week award with this breathless dispatch announcing the imminent bottoming debut of confirmed heterosexualist Brodie Sinclair ... you remember, the one who Raging Stallion made a big hoo-ha over signing as an exclusive model last year before releasing him from his contract amidst allegations of diva-like behavior and poor bedding conditions. (We forget the details.) More »

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Cockyboys Stands Up For Our Right To Watch Attempted Murderers Fuck

We don't recall hearing anything about the "controversy" ourselves, but apparently the folks at Cockyboys.com have been the subject of some kind of "outrage" lately over their decision to release a video starring wanted-poster boy Nickolay Petrov, who was accused last month of attempting to kill an elderly Florida couple. But don't think for a minute that they're just doing it for publicity or anything: "The American system of justice holds a man innocent until proven guilty" the head of the company said in a press release we received today, "and in that vein, CockyBoys would like to wish its talented sexual performer Nickolay Petrov the best. We hope the stories circulating around this trial are untrue, and that all parties honor the standards that allow the accused a fair trial." And if those stories do prove to be true after all? Well, then we guess that video will be even more controversial. Everybody wins! (Read the whole press release after the jump.) More »

this week in press releases

Good To The Last Drops (Except When It's Not): "Ass Smoothies" On Demand

"It's not every day that we get a line of videos that deals solely with women putting frozen fruit drinks in their asses and then drinking them," understates a corporate flack in the press release for the VOD release of the "Ass Smoothies" line of videos, whipped up fresh from the paysite of the same name. "It's a whole new level of niche, novelty porn." He could definitely say that again — and although we too would love the opportunity to retype the phrase "women putting frozen fruit drinks in their asses and then drinking them", we'll just let you read the whole tasty press release we received this week after the jump. One thing's for sure: dirtpipe milkshakes aren't the only things on the menu for breakfast anymore!
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this week in press releases

The Young And The Trademarked: Meet Riley Steele™

When we read the press release today announcing that Digital Playground had signed the adorable Riley Steele&trade — yes, she's trademarked already despite the fact that as far as we can tell only one photo of her exists — as the "newest and youngest addition to the studio's elite roster of world-renowned talent", we somehow couldn't help thinking about that part in "Showgirls" where a bedridden Gina Gershon, having been literally and metaphorically crippled by Elizabeth Berkley's overweening ambition, tells her former protegé "There's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs behind you." Whether this will translate to a knock-down, drag-out catfight between Riley&trade and the formerly newest DP addition Stoya&trade or veteran contract superstar Jesse Jane&trade remains to be seen, but in the meantime we're told we'll have to wait until the release of the eagerly awaited sequel to "Pirates" this fall to see Riley&trade make her onscreen debut. (Note to Digital Playground: We'd totally pay to see Riley™ in some hot catfight action with Stoya&trade and/or Jesse&trade before then, though. We're just saying.)

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)


this week in press releases

Consolation Prizes: Love Is On The Menu

The self-perpetuating press release engine that is porn becomes even more spirited and terrifying following the AVN Awards, and we have a little game that involves nuking every single press release as soon as it hits our inbox for two weeks following the show, knowing that they will contain things everyone already knows. It's fun. (We call it Deletey™.) But we couldn't but reward perennial Worst Press Release of the Week winner All Media Play for the good-humored Best DVD Menu announcement for its "Not the Bradys XXX".

We followed the august standard set by adult trade magazines to run the unexpurgated version after the gap.

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This Week In Press Releases: "Barely Legal Latinas"

If we remember anything from our own quiñceanera, by the time ladies like Lorena Sanchez reach "Barely Legal" age everything is old hat. Still, to paraphrase Larry Flynt at last Saturday's AVN Awards, Porn Will Out. That is why our hearts leap up to resuscitate our very occasional Press Release of the Week feature, this time from the scribes at Saint Larry's own company, as they find the upside down exclamation point key on their typewriters that has proven so elusive to us (otherwise I, for one, would use it ¡all the time!) to flog "Barely Legal Latinas". Lee Ud. mas post el gapo.

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We guess it's newsworthy that porn entrepeneur Pussyman will be launching a new section of his site devoted to "Big Time Blow Jobs" next month if for no other reason that we don't come across such a tautological porn title like that every day. After all, if there's such a thing as Small Time Blow Jobs, we'd like to know about. (AVN; more @ pussyman.com)

this week in press releases

Tuning In To Penthouse TV (Eventually)

Now that former GQ editor Mark Healy has retooled Penthouse magazine as a more upscale and savvy version of its former self, it should probably come as no surprise that the venerable title will soon be branching out into other forms of media as well (all the better to create a lifestyle brand, you know): the company announced today that it has partnered with adult media powerhouse New Frontier Media in a $10 million deal that will bring Penthouse TV to a small screen near you within the next two years. While the teasers on the new preview website don't make the content look much different from what you can already find on, say, the Spice Channel, we're looking forward to seeing a programming schedule chock full of the new Penthouse's inimitable sense of style. A cooking show hosted by Heather Vandeven, mayhaps? "Sasha Grey's Guide To Porn Star Style"? Here's hoping!

· Penthouse TV (penthousetv.com)

Press release (for those of you who are into that sort of thing) after the jump.

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Fleshbot Crush Object Dana DeArmond would like you to know that (1) love is important and (2) she's in this new movie called "Debbie Loves Dallas" which (3) you can buy here (on Blu-Ray, even). Any questions? (YouTube video below.)

this week in press releases

"The Spiced Up Girls" Wanna Be Your Lovers

Like most of you (we hope), we sort of don't give a rat's ass about the upcoming Spice Girls reunion tour this December. We are interested, however, in all the ways the adult industry will be responding to the pop culture hype in the months ahead—and the juggernaut has already begun with Private's annoucement today that they will be releasing Euro production team Moire Candy's "The Spiced Up Girls":

The six scene movie gives a new meaning to the catchphrase Girl Power! Entitled 'Pussy Power!' the movie will see Private's versions of Posh, Ginger, Scary & Sporty but these girls can do a lot more than sing. Baby Spice will be played by Private's brand new contract girl Rose ... 'The Spiced-Up Girls' will be great pastiches of the girls, not only will they sing, 'The Spiced Up Girls' will also do anal! We feel that this concept is a sure fire winner for sales as we generate noise not only around our beautiful five some, but also the movie and the pop song in a way that only Private can produce."

Somehow, Victoria Beckham's whole reality show career just got even less interesting.

· Moire Candy Blog @ Private Media (private.com)