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"Intimate Temptations": When Bad Porn Titles Happen To Good People
Perhaps taking a strategy from the Playboy/Cinemax playbook, Australian all-girl outfit Abby Winters (not a real person) has been issuing a stream of more and more generic-sounding titles. And what's worse—the dingo-inducing hijinks inside are delightful and undeserving of the bland signage. It is like meeting your dream date at the "Encounters" lounge at Howard Johnson's. And Howard Johnson was a real person. More » -
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"The Sex Offenders": Teravision Movies No Longer Allowed Within 50 Feet Of Schools
We all know that nobody does clever puns—or capitalizes on the day's biggest headlines—better than porn companies, and Tera Patrick's production company does both with its latest release, "The Sex Offenders". Starring a possibly younger and somewhat alien-looking version of Stoya, it's the heartwarming tale of people who have sex just because they can. It really is a perfect title, too, because not only does it play on the media's obsession with criminal rehabilitation, it also evokes the appropriate level of fear and shame that you should feel whenever you buy a filthy hardcore porn movie. It's a good thing DVD stores don't exist anymore, because if you walked into your local retailer and asked for this one you'd probably end up on a list somewhere yourself. More » -
